/MBTI/ psuedopsychology general

>tfw ISFJ
>tfw I can't stop caring about people's well being
>tfw even when people are nasty and mean I want their approval
>I just want everyone to be happy and the world is cruel.
>part of me wants to die so I don't accidentally hurt someone
>but I know that my death would hurt a lot of people too.

>>36971576
>tfw INTP
>tfw I can't begin to care about people's well being
>tfw even when people are kind and friendly I don't care about their approval
>I just want others to fuck off and the world doesn't care
>part of me wants to hurt others
>that'd get me in serious shit though

I am INTP

I am the Void

>>36971368

a lot of these are very norman-centric. eg.

>I have a few deep, personal relationships.
>I have many social relationships.
>I'm really in between.

>none of the above??

the result I get each time is different

I usually get I and T but S/N and P/J are usually pretty random. I tend towards INTJ I suppose.

I'm INTP, about as boring as you can get

EST3
Actually spot on work wise adleast

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Istp here

>inb4 school shooter meme

How do you guys pull off 300 reply threads from such a boring topic.

does anyone have the OP image with the better descriptions of the mbti types

>no redeemable qualities
>no interests
>no hobbies
>no social life
>no emotions other than loneliness
I literally can't answer to most of these questions.

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same as always, but figured I'd finally post the results

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>>36971368
ISTP-A reportin in

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>>36971368
>tfw always score INTJ
>tfw hate the edgy meme that type has become
>tfw half the time no one believes me anyways

Will an INTP (male) - INFP (female) relationship ever work?

>>36971368
INTP... Major in math and Physics who would've guessed.

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Actual INFJ here. Plagued with insecurities and always worried about the future, usually thinking of the worst case scenarios as well. Too spooped too stand up for myself because I'm worried what other people think about me but at the same time I think I'm narcissistic. What is wrong with me?

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>>36971368
gtfo my way losers

Tell me your type and the Pokemon type that best fits it.
INTP: Ghost
>Can't attack normies
>immune to normies
>BTFOs Psychics, who in turn BTFO most people
>weak to itself and to Dark meanies

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>mfw estj
You're all my roaches.

>>36974381
Keep telling yourself that, sensor brainlet.

>>36974381
ESTJ is the figurehead puppet type (i.e. most politicians), ENTJs are the real deal, the Jewish/CEO puppet masters who pull your strings.

Used to be INTP but now I am ISTP

Have I ascended?

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>Be INFP
>I have so much anxiety, and basically I just get mad over everything
>have chad like goals for myself
>fail miserably
>I cant even make myself happy
>feel like I need a gf to be happy

Am I too emotional anons?

>>36974633
ISTP is the true 33th degree of mansonry.
Now that you have confirmed your grade you can enjoy sipping a drink with a smug face, for you are part of a bigger picture now.

>>36971819
Do INTPs ever feel stuff?
Or are you guys literally machines?
Do you ever feel the need for love or affection or tfw no gf?
Can you be moved or at least affected by a song or movie?
Are all of you borderline sociopaths?

>>36971368
>Score INTP on every test (50 percent in between F and J though, leaning on TP)
>shit at maths and science, can't focus my attention on boring shit
>still interested in grand concepts, theoretical stuff etc.
>only ever good at languages and that was more of an intuition, I never put in the hard grind
>shit at reading people in day to day but can explainin peoples behaviour accurately if I'm not dealing with them

what am I? Am I doomed to underemployment and NEETDom? tfwngf doesn't bother me at all, although I miss sex, I just want to be good at something but I fuck up any chance of becoming competent by being a lazy shit.

>>36972568
i want istp school shooter memes

>>36972932
I'm a fellow INTJ.
I hate the edgy meme it's become also

>ENTP
>Only thing I care about are my own ideas and thoughts
>What is this hell

>ISTP
Does it mean that i'm even more aspie than the regular robot?

You're all annoying and self absorbed, no wonder nobody likes you guys.

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>>36971368

DAE an INTP with learning disabilities and IQ disparities? My IQ when it comes to memory, maths, processing speed, and so on is at the 14th percentile. However, my verbal reasoning is at the 99.9th percentile with me having a verbal reasoning score of 147.

I am basically a self-aware retard who is good at tricking people into thinking I'm not stupid. It really sucks being an INTP as I value intelligence yet I'm a dumb fugboi.

>>36975234

I know the struggle. look into stoicism brah

>>36971368
People say Ts are the biggest cunts but it's actually Fs
>FPs
>I'll help you, if I feel like it, and it aligns with my views and what's going on in my life right now and if I don't get distracted by [meaningless diversion]
>FJs
>I'll help you, but you have to really want help and you have to fit in with my in-group and you have to show everyone that I helped you and you have to be not too weird
Just a bunch of cunts pretending to be saints, at least Ts make systems that in turn help large amounts of people. Fs are just fickle pussies.

I'm an ENTP, we're neat dudes right?

Anons, I would't read too much into these tests. I've gotten INTJ, ENTJ and INTP with only a few weeks in between.

In fact, Kisa just gave me INTP while 16personalities gave me ENTJ 3 days ago. Its unreliable as shit.

>>36972584
Narcissism is one hell of a drug

>>36976324
This is why we used to have an info link where you'd learn how to type yourself without tests.

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>>36975101
if im feeling the tfw no gf pangs i turn into a infp

right now im not feeling the pangs so im intp for the most part
that bottom trait describes me being in utter turmoil with my personality which makes sense to me.

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>>36975101
>Do INTPs ever feel stuff?

Yes, but my emotions are often delayed, meaning I need to process them before I understand them.

>Do you ever feel the need for love or affection or tfw no gf?

Not really, talking to people online is enough for me.

>Can you be moved or at least affected by a song or movie?

Very much so. Raw honesty in art can make me cry. The book Stoner and flowers for Algernon come to mind. Also, the song "Make em purr" by Sage Francis.
>Are all of you borderline sociopaths?

No.

>>36976362

Is it down? If not could you post it please?

The funny thing is that all 3 suit me depending on my mood. The others not so much. So I guess there is some accuracy to these tests, I just think anons in these threads take it too seriously.

>>36976482
They're still alive, I guess tests are more convenient than actually reading so they stopped being posted in OPs even though it's good shit.

http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/basics
http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/theory

>>36975234
Just get into literature i guess, philosophy stuff maybe?

>>36976548

Thank you, I'll read through those tomorrow if I find the time.

>>36975101
We do feel stuff, but most of the time I have to activate it and can decide not to feel things. Or maybe I suppress them? Who knows. 4chan probably made me cynical as fuck, but I don't suffer due to it. It feels normal.
I can watch a sad movie and think it is sad indeed. But in debates, for instance, I keep punching holes into the argument and almost never evaluate whether it is more or less moral than the counter. Even then, I do it to think about how popular (read: feasible) the plan is. Example: eugenics, be it soft, hard or none.

>>36976908
You're welcome. If you're either of those three types you'll probably enjoy learning about the theory behind it all and how to type yourself.

>>36975709
>hurr durr le no emotions right? XDDDD

Niggers like that need to fuck off. If anything, healthy INTJ's care way too much about the personal bonds we hold, we just keep them to a minimum to value the ones we have more. We also just don't have time for bullshit or invest in actions/interactions that we predict as wasting our time.

>>36976410
>Yes, but my emotions are often delayed, meaning I need to process them before I understand them.

This. Sometimes I'll cry for seemingly no reason and then only find out exactly why I was crying a few hours later, after thinking about it.

>im more than one type
>I changed types
>Lol im mostly n not s

You're all doing your horoscopes wrong.

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>>36978118

Here's a thing

Origami

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>>36975709
>>36977288
INTJs are actually extremely emotional, they just hide it beneath a facade of autism and aloofness. It's why their perfect match is the ENFP -- they're on the outside what the INTJ is on the inside.

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More things for functions so you stop doing horoscopes wrong origami

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>>36977888
As an ENFP, I almost can't imagine what it's like to not instantly understand and feel your emotions and the emotions of others. It's interesting to hear about this sort of thing. Is it as if you process what happens and then the emotion just swirls around inside of you until it reaches a breaking point in which you fully feel and understand it? Or do you generally feel it without understanding?

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>>36971368
I get a different result every time since I'm to intelligent too have strong viewpoints in any direction.

>>36978286

Its about reflexive impulses and behavorial tendencies. If they ask you if youre outgoing look at yourself in a detatched way and see whether or not you are.

Everytime I take the test I expect to et a different result, but it's always INTJ. My personality has completely changed in the past year, yet apparently it is the same. Nothing makes sense.

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>>36978220
It's more like I'll think about a given situation that happened and it'll make me sad but I'm not sure why. Then it builds up into full blown crying and then I only "truly" figure out the reason why I was crying after thinking about exactly what happened, after the emotion has passed

>>36978777
If you were a qt girl, anon, I would try to help you unlock your feelings with love. Even if you were a guy I knew irl, I'd help you with friendship and understanding.

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>>36978831
I'm just terrified of intimacy. It's not that I'm ugly or insecure, it's that I'm terribly afraid of getting hurt. I don't have a very good track record with making myself vulnerable. I'm a guy but I'm also super gay

>>36978891
It's not uncommon for someone to possess a fear of being hurt or vulnerable. But you just have to keep in mind that it's only by exposing yourself that you allow others to see you for who you really are and thereby create an opportunity to establish the truest connections. I'm sure you're full of charms from your deep thought to your not-inconsiderable intellect. There's bound to be people out there who appreciate those qualities: I know I do.

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Depressed lonely INTJ here, don't mind me I'm just trying to make myself happy

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>>36978948
thank you anon

oreganonono

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What's your MBTI type and which MBTI type do you fall in love with the easiest?

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>>36971576
>istp
>can't give any less shits about people
>people are nasty i be nasty back
>everybody should shut up and stop being retarded
>all of me wants to die
>death would probably hurt a few people i think, i'll just disappear instead

>tfw intj
>hate emotions and wish they didnt exist

>>36979143
I fucking hate bad emotions, they make me feel like a pussy.

>>36979174
>>36979143
Emotions are part and parcel with being human, anon. Feeling isn't a sign of weakness. Running from that feeling is.

>>36979047
INFP, it's been 6 months and I still think about the ENTJ I fell in love with, I feel so guilty about it too since she mentioned that she was married/engaged after kinda pushing me to confess my feelings. I was the one idiot who didn't know but it never changed the way I /really/ felt toward her and I hate it. She was the only person to make me feel useful and valid, I think she flirted with me the first week off break back in December and said we'd see each other soon but I couldn't get myself to reciprocate and we never did meet again.

I still have her book she let me borrow but I can't bring myself to read it all even though I feel bad about that, I haven't talked to her at all because I still haven't finished the book. I'm scared of the way I feel.

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>>36979281
Tfw into and want to stop being human so I can focus on important shit and not have to eat, piss, wash, and sleep everyday
I wish I was an entity that simply runs out of magic/steam/power one day at random and shuts down, no warning

>>36979356
You wouldn't want to say your goodbyes or mark some things off on a bucket list?

>>36979375
No
I don't really have anyone I care about, or cares about me and for strangers I have the manifesto I keep updated
In terms of bucket list items, I simply have none other than to pass away peacefully

>>36979436
In that case I suppose your wish is reasonable, not many people get to die peacefully and all have to waste time with physical necessities.

>>36979281
Being a human is fucking stupid and a waste of time.

>>36975101
Started crying to an MF DOOM song earlier. Questions btw.

>>36979339
I'm about to sleep but you know what, fuck it, I'm reading that book tomorrow and I'm going to talk to her as soon as I can.

>>36979133
>everybody should shut up and stop being retarded

Hello fellow ISTP. If the above would happen, the world would be amazing. It won't though.

>>36979281
I'm just really scared that if I lose control of my emotions that something really fucking bad will happen and I will just become even more emotional. Even worse, I think suppressing my feelings makes me less empathetic, and fearing the loop of possible future situations that will trigger boredom or discomfort. And some feelings just feel too feminine for me to feel, like idk Im straight tho

>>36979691
>if I lose control of my emotions that something really fucking bad will happen
I still remember that time my little brother was annoying so I got mad and started fucking with him, taking his toys from his hands and hitting him just softly enough to not leave marks.
It was lovely. I really enjoyed seeing him eat shit at my hands.

>>36979750
I don't like you anon and I'll leave it at that.

>>36979750
I'd destroy your fucking face with my bare fists. You come back at me, I'll come back stronger.

>>36979803
>>36979805
>muh ebul anon
The point was that I avoid emotions so that such situations don't happen again. Get off my dick.

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>>36971576
>>36971819
>>36979133

>tfw ENTJ
>tfw I care about my plans more than any person
>tfw don't care how people act around me so long as I'm respected and acknowledged
>I just want to fix the world
>no part of me wants to die
>basically happy with everything that happens to me

Cheer up anons

>>36979750
Hi ENTP/ISTP sociopath.

>>36979831
I know, but still, you aren't a good person. You need help.

>>36979899
INTP but good try. Well, I was a kid so maybe I changed?
>>36979866
See, you have big plans you can think of, it's easy to stay on track. I work because I have to.
>>36979926
It's pretty damn disgusting to come to this board and be told I'm weird and bad and creepy and need help. I can take it but weaker people would rather not see this kind of comment.

>>36979943
>It's pretty damn disgusting to come to this board and be told I'm weird and bad and creepy and need help. I can take it but weaker people would rather not see this kind of comment

You're trying to make what I said to you look way worse than it actually does. This is how I know you need help with your psychotic issues.

>>36980055
I don't need help if I'm not fucking with people at all and keep to myself. Just because I'm not like other people does not mean I need to be.

>>36979943
>>36980055
And that you have no remorse for what you did to your brother. You wouldn't be in this thread if you did.

>>36980074
Don't even try to make me feel guilty, I can see straight through your bullshit.

>>36974555
This.

I like it when I've cucked ESTJs

>>36980112
OK I get it I'm weird. What's the next step of your master plan? To keep giving me (You)s until I become normal?
This is what I get for trying to present something relevant to the discussion. Board of rejects my fucking ass.

>>36980167
Haha, you're weird.

>Board of rejects my fucking ass
I think it's mostly normies now

>>36980217
That would explain it, yes.
>shoot judgements on your personality without discussing the topic
>defensive towards guilt
>defensive towards anything that challenges morals
Figures.

>>36980167
Just say you're sorry for what you did to your brother.

>>36980248
I'm not sorry for what I did to my brother.
Come on, get triggered. Making me laugh is the only useful thing you can do. No discussion, no debate, only screaming at the horrendous criminal who must be put down for the greater good.

>>36971368
any single xFxP fembots want to become friends with me?

>>36979866
>tfw ENTJ
>don't really give a shit about anything. I just want muh banking job and enough dough to embrace NEET life by 70, therefore I lack harmony awareness or 'Fe' functioning
>Like tinkering with people because they're too predictable sometimes
>dislike people who take themselves way too seriously. Especially other ENTJs. I know you're a hypomanic no need for formalities autismo
>dislike most sensors and think society would be better if we either genocide them or enslave them but they are pretty much already enslaved