What is the nicest thing someone has ever said to you? What is

Nicest thing: I think somethin a girl told me in middle school, last time I ever had a contact with a gurl, now I'm in high school and it sucks
Cruelest thing:I have a collection of insults that people, even relatives, tell to me

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>>36970450

"He's like a machine"

>regarding my work performance


"You're really fucking ugly"

>on several occasions

>>36970450
I love you too.

Go live with your trainwrecks of friends and leave us alone

>>36970450
Nicest
>I know this might sound weird but my ex used to suck on my tits...d-do you think you could suck on them?

Cruelest
>Haha your name perfectly describes you! You're just an average Joe! There's nothing special about you at all. You're just normal and boring and people don't even notice you you're so average.

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>>36970450
>noisy as fuck jpg
You're better than that, anon.

To answer your question
>Nothing applies here, nothing nice has been said legitimately to me irl
>You're not a part of this family, you prick
Not particularly bad, but as I said, nobody talks to me anymore really.

nicest thing: someone called me pretty once behind my back. feelsgoodman.jpg
cruelest thing: my 10 year old brother is taller than you fucking hell

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>>36971376
If only they could recognize your good taste in 2d girls.

>nicest thing
"Hi"

>cruelest
Nothing

>>36971466
Grill detected? A lot of people like small grills.

>nicest thing
nothing really stands out

>cruellest thing
nothing stands out here either

>>36970584
You didn't tell us what they said to you dumbass, you only told us who and when.

>>36970450
>I want to have your children

>I only pretended to love you

>>36972649
Why the fuck would you even reply if you have nothing to say?

>>36973131
I did say something.

i told them they're really strong emotionally and they said
>i learned it from watching you

my mom after coming to see me in the hospital after i failed to kill myself
>how could you embarrass me like this?
and then she left

>>36970450
>"anon only has two speeds, walking or all out"
To hear this from a teammate was a big compliment because it was true. Now I'm stuck just walking.

>>36974016
Forgot the cruelest
>You're the kind of person who's name won't even show up in the obituary

>>36970450
Nobody really says anything to me irl

I'd kill myself without you. I got roped into so much shit just to see a succubus not kill herself and then betray me

>>36971344
>tfw Joe
it's a horrible name and pls don't name your sons Joe, that goes for everyone itt

>>36970450
I think you're pretty cool.

Why did god give me such a worthless child.

>>36970450
"I love you" - few ex roastie gfs

"you ruined my life and having you was the worst mistake I've ever made" - mom, when I was 14 (real talk no bullshit)

>I'm so attracted to you.
Coming from my ex.

>You can get bent.
Also from my ex, soon after I was convinced she really cared about me.

>>36974330
>>I'm so attracted to you.
This is the problem with some women. They don't 'love' you, they're just attracted to you. This is fucking depressing.

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>>36970450
>Sis. You're the best brother i could have hoped for
>Some random girl You look like a homeless drunk

>you'd look so good if you bough better clothes and got a good haircut
girl from class

>you were a mistake and i'd kill you if that wouldn't bring me in trouble
my dad

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>>36972649
>>36974272
>>36974330
FUCKING DISGUSTING NORMALFAGSSSSSSSSSS

>>36974467
pretty sure your sister's opinion is more important than "some random girl"

>>36974488
yo FUCK you.

I've been alone for so long I've grown BACK my virginity, only I know what it feels like, to be loved and have sex. That's even worse you stupid little cunt. Don't you understand that? I'm like a fucking lottery winner that lost it all. They all kill themselves for a reason, going back fucking SUCKS.

FUCK you dude.

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>>36974490
Well i am not going to go Lannister on her so her opinion of me isn't going to change my relationship status problem

>>36974567
Why not though?

is she qt

>>36974587
She is thick but not very attractive imo, she is also a dyke so there is that

nicest:
>I don't ever want to lose you.
cruelest:
>I regret ever meeting you.

same person, a year apart.

>you are cute anon
>nobody likes you

>You're a good person
A few friends and some coworkers
>I don't need diet advice from literally the fattest person I know
Chick friend that got pissy about not losing weight despite eating nothing but McDonald's shit and hard drinking

>I used to be miserable working here every day, but you make it fun and happy.

>why don't you go finish the job? (by a person I was in love with, in reference to my suicide attempt)

>>36970450
>What is the nicest thing someone has ever said to you?
hey anon, join this thread >>>/bant/401091

>What is the cruelest thing someone has ever said to you?
No

>>36973834
i hope your mom dies in a painful way