FFF- Fembot Friday Feels thread

>>36970206
How is this a fembot feel if it doesn't involve your vagina?

>very capable of doing paper that's due in 2 weeks
>can't bring myself to start it until the last minute
>turn in paper late
>professor says it was one of the best papers in class and she would have given me an A+ if it wasn't late.

>stressed about thesis
>"muh fembot feels"

How the fuck can being stressed out by a thesis be an only-female thing? Smh, get a fucking grip

>tfw hamster is dying

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>>36970206
You sound like a faggot
>you still have two weeks to get it done
>two weeks ago you had a month to get it done and you need to control your emotions and stop being a bitch when things get a bit hard
>stop shitposting and do it then
>if you don't care or think about it why did you even make this post to complain about it or have that breakdown

>too depressed to shitpost

>need an internet gf
>random girls who im vocarooing ask for contact
>refuse them because i dont want to post my contacts on r9k because thats pathetic


who here needs an internet gf lads

>Exchange emails with robot
> Going great, butterflies in my stomach etc
> Steady talking for about a month
> He asks for nudes
> Tell him I don't feel comfortable doing that
> He gets mad and says how I'm being a bitch and how he'll stop talking to me if I don't do it
> Give in
> He stops talking to me anyway, he never liked me just wanted nudes
I feel like shit

>>36970432
This
It's Friday and I usually shitpost but I've been laying in bed listening to morrisseys album Vauxhal something. I fucking love English lads, any U.K. Lads in this thread? I've had the biggest crush on that guy from that 80s synth band Bernard summer or whatever is name is.

>>36970227
>>36970327
Not many things other than physical things are female-only. In that sense a fembot thread should contain solely period/vagina related stuff.
I see it as females who go on r9k. Normal feel threads are filled with woman hating robots who complain about no gf. to post there I'd either have to face the wrath if I reveal I'm female through my phrasing, or make an effort to hide it, diluting the feel.

>>36970351
People keep asking me how I'm getting on with it (cunts), so it reminded me of my panic before, and wonder why I don't care now.

>>36970432
Try and make a low effort thread! Always cheers me up.

>>36970648
Just fucking do it and stop complaining

>>36970648
There's nothing to dilute about procrastination if you don't say you're a vagina.

I'm ovulating and I have been fapping and watching porn since 9am this morning. i feel gross

>>36970695
My thread making is not entirely selfish.
>>36970684
NO FUCK OFF

>tfw people reposting my OC makes me more proud and happy than anything

>>36970581
Poor anon. As a you can tell a sensible man from an asshole in a few ways, future advice, if they expect anything out of doing favors for you or helping you at any point, they're likely just in it for their own benefit.

>>36970721
It's pretty cool anon, good job!

>>36970710
Don't make a thread about "fembot feels" when:
A.) What you listed have nothing to do with your gender
B.) What you listed isn't even classifiable as "feels"
C.) You're too lazy to do anything about your problems but still want to complain about them with people online who'll be nice to you because you're a female

Just gtfo the board

>>36970721
SOURCE PLEASE, I've been asked whenever I post this. Is it some Junji Ito shit?

>>36970581
You should have cut contact with him after he got mad, you retard.

>>36970581
Asking for nudes is literally the biggest red flag, what the fuck.

>>36970806
As you can see, not a very sensible person there

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I have returned sadly. Still searching for a gf. I'm a clingy vidya robot boy looking for the same girl.

>>36970783
I love how the rules on what a quality thread is is so stringent for women. All the shit bait, trap and whatever threads never get ANY comment on whether they should exist or not.

>You're too lazy to do anything about your problems but still want to complain about them with people online
ON R9K??
WOW

>>36970206
Fembot's do not exist.
You can be a "femanon" as in a woman that posts on this fucking board, but its impossible for you to be a fembot.

>>36970581
You did good anon, stay pure. A robot is going to appreciate your lack of degeneracy, some day.

>>36970648
None of that has anything to do with being a robot.

Every fucking woman goes through a period. Fuck off

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Ugh guys im a fembot my life sucks so bad for us.

And the reason why I know im a fembot because I watch anime and play video games., and never go outside and do anything fun.

I also haven't had a boyfriend in 5 whole minutes!

Can you believe that??? Im just like you all of you!

The roles are so stringent because unlike those trap threads and bait threads, they don't plaster their subject with "Hey everyone male here!" Or "Let's have a malebot thread" etc. Women who are robots aren't fembots. They're robots. No one gives a shit about your gender until you start blurting it out like a roastie looking for attention.

And nice cherrypicking my quote by the way. You forgot
>who'll be nice to you because you're female
Its not the fact that you're complaining that's the problem. It's the fact that you're complaining and hoping for special treatment too

>>36970928
She's so fucking sexy
Would scissor /10

>>36970996
For
>>36970861

>orig comet nigger fag

Why do roasties feel the need to take over everything, including the one corner of the Internet we have? Why are you so intent on fucking us over??

>>36970581
Robots are literally the worst people in the world
How do I lesbian

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Im a social inept ans boys online only talk to me to fuck. If they knew i weight like 200 lbs...

>>36970783
But anon, don't you see? She does it for all women in this board! She is a heroine!

>>36971096
Shut the fuck up this is 4chan the most normie invasive shithole on earth. Also >implying the internet is 2d
Kys

reminder that just because literally everyone has this shitty thread filtered, YOU FUCKING WHORES ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
hurry up and OD on your drug of choice and die, you fucking stupid bitches

>>36971258
You're want to be a lesbian because of a small group of assholes on the internet? That's a pretty shallow motivation to be honest.

>>36971361
All guys are assholes with shitty intentions, the only thing they care about is their dick

>>36971361
You're talking to a woman
fucking robots just never learn do they

>>36971419
Good point, I keep forgetting that reason and logic doesn't work with these people.

>>36971414
And girls aren't just as shallow?
>no guy who's <6'3
>must make above 30k
>must want kids (usually ones that are someone else's i.e single mothers)
>this
>that
>something about liking food more than you
Women are JUST as shallow as men and the only difference is that woman can call men out on their bullshit while men can't.
>all guys are jerks
"You know it sister!"
"That's so true!"
>all girls are jerks
"Wow what a fucking misogynist"
"You're just mad because you're a virgin"

>>36971414
Yeah and all women are innocent and totally never have shallow intentions when they interact with men.

>>36971561
I've never met a girl that had those expectations

Is there a discord just for fembots?

>>36971593
And I've never met a man who solely cared about sex appeal. Wow, it's almost as if we both haven't met every single human!

>>36971593
You fuckwit that's the point. Making broad "everyone is blank" statements is retarded idea.
>ALL guys are assholes etc.

My biggest fantasy is to tie down a guy and use his body to do non homosexual acts.

GET OUT GET OUT
FUCKING ROASTIE ATTENTION SEEKER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36970582
UK lad here, good taste Anon

>>36970996
>trap threads
>doesn't ask for attention based on gender
Okay.

>No one gives a shit about your gender
Ohh fuck off. You can't be serious. Male is the default. If you're not male you're
skewered. It's not gender neutral in any fucking way.

And I don't know about you, but I've never seen a fembot being given nice treatment. If anything they're judged more harshly until they prove robots otherwise. To the men here every woman is a whore who deserved WHATEVER comes to them.

>>36972130
What part? Do u have an accent? it's just that I like to stare at your mouths when you're talking. It's everything I want in life is an English bf.

>>36970788
https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/kikkujo/id/

>>36970706
>I'm ovulating and I have been fapping and watching porn since 9am this morning. i feel gross
what kind of porn?

>>36970581
Don't worry about guys who ask for nudes. If a guy does that, you know he's a retard and a loser.

Worry about the ones that make you want to send them nudes.

>>36972449
You completely misunderstood what the point to my trap thread comic was. You brought up trap threads and besides those are porn based threads, ones where gender fucking matter.

And the reason why you might thing male is default is because mostly males are here. There's nothing anyone can do about that. But it's gender neutral because we don't make threads about being guys. We don't complain 24/7 about how hard it is to be a male. Why? Because we know no one fucking cares. We don't get orbiters and white knights to kiss our asses no matter what. We don't get special treatment. That's why "fembots" are treated with such hostility. They flaunt their gender around like it's some sort of pass for attention

>>36972706
Down in the South East, which means I've been told by Americans that I sound like a member of the Royal Family

>>36972706
No love for unintelligible Scots?

>>36972717
Thank you so much!

>We don't complain 24/7 about how hard it is to be a male
Well.
>flaunt their gender
A fembot thread I'll concede, but if there's mention of a bf, or even a feminine activity than it's met with roastie.
You're talking out your ass.

>>36972850
Not that anon but
>tfw no Scottish or Irish accent-having bf

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>>36972904
I bet you're a man, you wouldn't say such things otherwise

>big festival on nearby
>Chad flatmate is out
>know he'll cuck me AGAIN

Of all people to like, why a Chad

>>36972936
I'm a biological female but okay anon.

>>36972944
You're in love with your flatmate? Or what?

>>36972839
I'm sure you do. That one ginger prince is hot af , and why do you sound the same? Are you related to them?

>>36972767
What happens if a girl asks you for nudes all the time?

>>36972991
Nah, in my opinion I sound nothing like them, it's just what people from other countries have told me

>>36972958
Well I guess it's nice knowing someone finds something nice about me.

>>36973163
It's one of the most attractive accents in the world desu

>>36973084
I just looked ur accent up and I instantly felt a tingly feeling in my tummy

>>36973212
That's basically the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

>>36972962
Yeah, I always avoided Chads because what's good about them? Boring, vapid cunts.

Anyway I got to know him by proxy and he's got a great personality. Unfortunately he's also successful with girls. My type's always been beta virgins so it's a bit hard to handle. Really don't get how other women can handle courting sexually successful men, don't they burn up with rage?

>>36973310
Can I come over and beat the shit out of him with my beta virgin rage?

>>36973285
The way u talk is really attractive. Ever thought of coming to the states?

>>36973193
Depends entirely on the place, i know you won't be getting attracted to Glaswegians.

>>36970581

If I give you my contact will you accept my nudes?

>>36973396
Always wanted to desu. Anywhere you'd recommend visiting?

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Any fembots want to talk? I hope you're in the northwest. https://d1scord dot gg/zn5vt

>>36973465
I'm in San Francisco, it's ok here I grew up hiking and stuff. If you want to have fun there's always the larger cities. Stay away from middle America. There's a lot to do it's really up to you.

>>36973364
You may. If you're in Sweden you can also fuck me while you're at it.

>>36973420
I can't really tell the difference like you guys can, it all sounds similar and attractive to me

>>36973625
Alright, can do. >>36973509 is me by the way. Throwaway?

>>36973599
I'll have to visit San Francisco then

>>36970581
Assholes like that are why I can never get any chestlet fembots to give me a chance.

>>36973734
And we would go hiking together in the mountains and fuck while you talk dirty in your sexy fucking accent.

>>36973532
Northwest of where

>>36973782
Holy shit that sounds amazing
Do you do that with every tourist, or am I special?

>>36970836
Am I the only one here who dated a clingy fembot? Seriously, don't. They will freak out over nothing. They will do nothing but bug you all day. They have no personality or life goals. And they will not make it easy to break up.

>>36973641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lGvPAGhW7M

>>36973846
>no personality or goals
So basically all robots

>>36973804
The United States. Sorry, that was a bit vague.

>>36973658
I'll need to see a picture first anon. I won't be fucking an ogre.

>>36973911
Sure, but I don't know if I want to fuck you, we can just hang out.
[email protected]

>>36973875
The words that I could understand were cute

>>36973846
>They will freak out over nothing.
Just love them and they won't freak out
>They will do nothing but bug you all day.
Amazing. More attention please.
>They have no personality or life goals.
So I can mold them into a perfect gf and housewife? Perfect.

>>36973975
Cool, I'll add and message when I'm not just going to bed.
I actually live in Sweden and will be going to Stockholm some time soon.

>>36973829
No, I really want a British guy to fuck me

>>36974058
Oh, the email I gave you will expire soon. Just send me one email now, then, and I'll reply to it so that I have it.

>>36974093
Well sign me up! Anywhere we can talk more?

>>36970581
Send MALE nudes next time.

>>36974131
How do you wanna chat? Perhaps email?

>>36974031
I'd ask you to be my gf at this point but you're probably across the atlantic

>>36974232
Yeah I'm murican lol

>>36974219
Sure, what's yours?

>>36974281
Kill yourself nation traitor
Hope you get raped by niggers

>only friend wants me to move in with her
>won't be able to look at fucked up things on the internet
>won't be able to avoid showering for longer than a week
>won't be able to stay in bed and let garbage pile up
>won't be able to drink myself to sleep every night
>she's a hot normie so there will always be people around
>i'll have to listen to her fuck chads all the time

What did I do to deserve this?

>>36974355
S-sorry.. ;_;
bloxxx

>>36974293
>>36974219
>>36974099

>All these cunts exchanging emails with fembots
>I've been trying to do this for weeks with no success

Fuck you cunts

>>36974405
>s-sorry uguu~
neck yourself

>>36970206
Sauce?

The most original comment there is

>>36974446
You don't really take what you're saying seriously, right?

>>36974474
Guess again mick lover whore

>>36974482
That's a little silly, but okay

how about you fembots get your ugly asses over to lolcow or tumblr. nobody wants you here. go complain how daddy raped you somewhere else you pieces of shit.

>be fat
>starve myself for a year
>be underweight
>discover I have shitty bone structure

holy shit it sucks being an ugly girl

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>>36974281
RIP in peace potential lovelife

>>36970581
I hope he reposts them on r9k for all of us to see you dumb bitch.

>>36970706
Pancakeanon is that you?

>>36974516
Nothing silly about hating traitors

>>36974572
It's a little silly mindlessly hating people that didn't do anything to you..

>>36974625
Being a traitor is doing something to me.

>>36974625
not as mindless as your dumb ass, fuck off my board roastie whore

>>36970206
What does this have to do with being a women.

>>36974058
I'm the guy from earlier, my email/skype is [email protected]

>>36974637
How?
originalbloxx

>>36974698
By making my nation weaker, and therefore less safe for me, and my family

>>36970581
Would you let me bully you into marrying me in the same manner?

>>36974721
How is having a romantic relationship with a Scottish guy making the nation weaker though

>>36974744
Because it makes less white Americans, and makes more subhuman niggers which aids the nigger-spic invasion of my country

>>36974760
Scots are white though

>>36974789
There's no such thing as a white Celt. And Scots aren't Americans even if they were white.

>>36974760
Aren't most Scottish people white?
And I don't see how being in a relationship with a white Scottish man and him coming here legally it aids in more illegals

>>36970206

I do not know if there are any females here, but i thought i'd ask here because people tend to be more honest on anonymous websites.

Is it true that if let's say you walk in a room, you could easily make a third of the men there your boyfriend if you wished with minimal effort, and easily be able to fuck another third? I don't know the percents, but i feel like for women that would be something trivial, because men are lonely.
I'm kind of oblivious how women see the world, it has to be different from being a man.

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Any qt lonely European girl who needs a friend? I'm qt and lonely too (male)

>>36974827
Celts are not white.
And celts need to be kept out.
>illegals
The problem is that there are non-whites living here legally at all.

>>36974816
Well I hope you don't mind if most of the South's population just vanishes so it turns into actual nigger land

>>36974841
Friend, sure yeah.

>>36974866
The south has always been nigger land

>>36974829
All of the shy fembots here are very sub and will fuck you 24/7 if you take initiate, be kind and sweet, and arent a smelly beta male.

>>36974829
It's not that men are lonely, they're just horny and have barely any standards, and if they do they're almost entirely about appearance.
That being said I'm pretty sure most girls here are shy and awkward as fuck (and no models) so I doubt it.

>met a really sweet and cute guy on fucking /fa
>he's also paranoid, insecure and younger than me
>i started to like him very much
>he fell in love with me with the power of 1000 suns
>he started to tell me how badly he is hurt cos i dont love him back in the way he wants me to
>im crying all the time cos i dont want him to be hurt
>i stopped contacting him so he'll fall out of love
>i miss him so much it physically hurts

im pitiful

>>36974885
Shame they all live so far away and are obese. If only I liked stacies.

>>36974866
The south's whites are mostly English

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>>36974910
>you like him
>he likes you
>better break off contact

>>36974869
Are you being sarcastic or..?

>>36974910
>>i stopped contacting him so he'll fall out of love
He won't.

>>36974943
No I'm being serious. I wasn't sure if you were actually. Because it's not like most people here are looking for a friend.

>>36974853
If they work and get legal citizenship, how is it hurting anyone?
What actual issues are they causing?

>>36970206
90% sure it's a bullshit thesis since women mostly study bullshit fields.

>>36974935
i like him, he loves me and he is constantly making me feel guilty for not loving him.
we live thousands of miles apart tho. it just cant work.

>>36974885
That's nice, but video games leaves me no time for women.

>>36974955
>how is it hurting anyone?
Non-whites are violent low IQ cunts, and racial diversity destroys social cohesion. It reduces the actual people's power in their own homeland. Blood is the only thing that matters.

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Do fembots still make Pretty Princess Points drawings?

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>>36974929
A lot of English are celts too.

>>36974950
thanks now i feel 100% better

>>36974990
Myth made to humanize celtic niggers

>>36974952
Oh, great then! I'm serious about it. I lost all my (online) female friends. Never had a female friend irl...but I got used to that.

>>36970706

Want to watch me jerk off?

8.5x5.7 here

>>36974955
I hope I get the chance to kill you one day.

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>>36974977
Yeah then tell him that and explain your admittedly asinine reasoning so he at least gets closure, you owe him that much.

>>36975023
What kinda contact do you have? Kik or something?

>>36974988
Are you white and have a high IQ?

>>36974910
Oh fuck this hurts cause its similar to what I did with this girl that really liked me

>>36975064
>rejecting a girl that loves you

c u n t
u n t
n t
t

>>36975054
Is Discord fine? I just made one earlier, about to ditch Skype soon.

This thread just made me want to date a Scot more than I did before

>>36975078
>rejecting a girl that I really liked but online dating hurts too much

>>36975059
>Are you white
Yes
>and have a high IQ?
If the niggers in my school (who make up the majority) are what a low IQ looks like I'm going to say yes. These people are knuckle dragging subhumans

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>>36975105
>but online dating hurts too much

Any Jersey fags?

>>36975127
Oh, so that's where the aggression comes from. I get it, I tend to dislike Mexicans because there's a lot where I live even though I try not to, but it's hard not to with the way they act.
What are you studying in college?

>>36975082
Yeah that works, I made one the other day too.

>>36975192
I'm studying elec at a trade school actually. I'm one of the less than two dozen people here that can read properly

>>36975182
Gotta understand that people need physical affection and not just throwing digital content at each other.

Any fembots want a bf who isn't dog ugly, but is a bit autistic?

>>36975203
Great, add me kyo#0029

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Don't forget, fembots are for BREEDING

>>36975390
Post more like this..
original

>>36975430
Are you a female or a normie traveler

>>36975103
Whereabouts do you live in?

>>36975459
The former, please continue

>>36975473
I already said earlier anon

>>36975497
Be my qt gf then pls

>>36975497

WATCH ME MASTURBATE

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>>36975236
>people
>normies you mean

Stop being a normie and be happy you got a girl to love you only by being online. Fucking unbelievable you normies.

>>36975497
Fugg you're the same person I should have known.

>>36970342
Don't those things only have like a 2 year lifespan? Shame, they're so cute

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Can a fembot confirm my question?
>Why is it that most women like to feel "safe" with their male partners?

Is this not a biological trait? Is this not why women desire taller/stronger men?

>>36975103
>Haha so dangerous I'm a traitor now XD
kys

>>36975591
Because they're physically weak? Also they like showing off strong men to make others jealous. And to discourage creepy (ugly) males like us from hitting on them

>>36975683
It's more just to make you angry <3

>>36975758
That's what nigger lovers say before popping out a niglet from an abusive ape. Daddy must be so proud

>>36970206
What manga is OP's pic from?

>>36975777
I'm not attracted to black men
I hope my kids develop a slight Scottish accent from being around their qt Scottish dad a lot though

Any fembots here who /desperate/ enough to email me?

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>be neet
>have fembot gf
>really in love
>very good autistic couple
>we both hate niggers
>both like the same things
>love outdoors together
>good autistic sex
>she's very loyal
>she gets sick of me being a neet
>know she loves me but she goes back to uni and cuts contact with me
>"for our own good"

I miss you megan
kill me desu

>>36975833
Scottish men are black men
>I hope my kids develop a slight Scottish accent
I genuinely hope that you die a painful death.
>tee hee I want to betray my people and erase their culture

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>>36975430
Please be a fertile girl

>>36975497
Will you be my e-friend anon?

Scottish bf 2k17

Hey friends, how do you go about wooing women on other boards?

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>>36975874
Please stop
I don't want to feel this way

>>36975920
Damn, that's really arousing huh?

>>36975920
Why won't you reply to me damn it ;_;

>>36975935
You've no idea, and I don't even like porn usually

>>36975944
That was my first reply

>>36975874
Holy s h i t im on my cycle and ot makes me sad my egg wasnt put to good use jfc

>>36975977
Then this was for you >>36975944

>>36975975
>That was my first reply
be my friend?

>>36975977
Woah so when females are like that they have the urge to be filled up?

>>36975975
>>36975977
On an unrelated note today my friends, I saw a really pretty girl and lost a chance to talk to her. I never even tried. I was in tears driving home.

>>36975833
Do you want a contact email or something?

>>36976013
Yeah biology is a bitch like that

>>36976057
I really want a girlfriend so I can fill 'er up.

hehe

>>36976054
Stick to your own kind subhuman

>>36976057
I can't begin to imagine what that feels like.

You guys have a bitch of a body to deal with.

>>36970206
>tfw adopting a kitten today

>>36976095
Post pictures of qt little kit kat :3

>>36976081
That's the thing though, rationally I know getting pregnant is the absolute worst outcome should I ever have sex, but once a month my ratio just turns off.

>>36976088
Dude you seriously don't know half of it. I envy guys.

>>36976122
FUCKING REPLY REEEEE
damn ;_;

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>>36976122
how can you envy that which is pathetic, my friend?

>>36976111
since you got trips I will come back and post once we've made a selection, they have about 12 kittens currently at the shelter

>>36976122
That's what my female friends tell me.

You gotta deal with the red river flowing five days a month, gotta deal with shaving body constantly, doing hair, Preggo, child birth, and so much more.
You guys have it rough fuck

>>36976013
I do, some women get the urge to be alone during the monthly blood letting.

About a week before is usually when im at my sexual peak. Literally every semi cute chad turns into "pump cum onto my soft cervix and let me feel it drip into by womb". Its fucking obnoxious sometimes.

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Post your smug male face when you don't have to deal with monthly period cycles, or getting baby crazy later on.

>>36976194
Post contact info please now qt

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>guys ask for nudes
>always respond with a pic of a bbc
>they always go ballistic

it's a good fembot feel to btfo robots

>>36976180
Just males generally biologically, I mean. As
>>36976189 says, it can be pretty shitty. And I'm lucky in any case since my periods are pretty light compared to others.

>>36976194
Definitely this, obviously it's strongest around ovulation but it can be random too. Fucking hormones ughh.

>>36976194
Jesus christ

Do you guys have anyway to calm the horny beast within you down or is there no way to?

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>>36975977
You shouldn't let the next one go to waste.

>>36976265
If I weren't a shy mouse, I would talk to girls more and probably be more funnier.

There's nothing more that I wish for than the end to my existence. Just by being a man.

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>>36976280
Pic related helps

>>36976265
At least your satanic rituals are lighter.
Good thing they all don't become sex demons,

>tfw fembots don't ever respond

>>36976310
Well I mean that's one way to calm it down lmao

>>36976310
would you let your bf use it..?

I've used one of those wands to cum before

>>36976339
The only way desu

>>36976347
Like on himself? I didn't know that works but sure.

>>36976361
I can cum with it vibrating on my shaft~

>>36976361
I always thought it would make it worse. Not sure why though.

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>>36970581
>He gets mad and says how I'm being a bitch and how he'll stop talking to me if I don't do it
Why would a woman cave to this.

A guy throwing a tantrum because she doesn't want to have sex is probably the best argument that she shouldn't have sex with him.

>>36976384
Jeez that's cool. Like, down by your balls or the head thingy? Or moving it around?

>>36976411
I mean, it's like scratching an itch. It doesn't cure the itch but it's a nice distraction for a while.

>>36976432
I like to put it either on my balls or directly in the middle

It's a better orgasm than ejaculating desu probably because i was snipped as a boy

>>36976432
Right right, but if you continue to itch at an itch it'll get worse and make you want to scratch at it more.

Do ovulating fembots have hobbies?

>>36976230
If i was on bc and you were american id seriously consider it.

>>36976280
Honestly constant masturbation or having a man fuck me several time from behind.

>>36976281
Oh god. This but me on my back so it doesnt drip out. Theres something about a man pushing your legs over your head and slamming into you that is just A+.

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>go to an open mic night
>meet an amazingly nice guy
>he plays guitar and sings
>INSTANTLY WET
>want to get his number
>but too shy

WHAT DO.....

>>36976466
Honestly i like to clean, feels good.

>>36976471
>you were american
I am american

>>36976502
Anyone would love to have you as their gf. So talented. I'm not joking.

>>36976454
I don't see a downside?

>>36976466
I'm not the cockhungry one but happen to be ovulating, my hobbies are basically just 4chan, vidya, fanfics and gymnastics.

>>36976476
>he plays guitar

ayy lmao

>>36976528
>fanfics
be my friend

>>36976528
>Fanfics

What do you like the most? Which series fanfics though?

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>>36976541
Sure.

>>36976566
Frozen/Elsanna. Shamelessly obsessed.

>>36976476
I would suggest going back there and see if he's there then go up to him and talk about how you saw him sing the other day OR buy him a drink and see how that goes.

>>36976471
>Honestly constant masturbation or having a man fuck me several time from behind.
WELL THAT'S ONE WAY TO DO IT

>>36976528
You right

>>36976471
>or having a man fuck me several time from behind
Why do normies come here? This makes no sense

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>>36976122
>rationally I know getting pregnant is the absolute worst outcome should I ever have sex
It'd be good for you.
You were made for it.

>>36976591
>Sure
Any info of contact

>>36976528
What vidya?

Be my vidya fembot gf.

>>36976633
austrianon#4338
I'm just about to go to sleep though because I have awful family shit to do tomorrow.

>>36976643
Currently TBC WoW on the Hellfire server and Sniper Elite 4.

>>36976519
You have a kik?
>>36976525
Like finding a husband to knit for is a legit life goal.
>>36976596
Idk man theres something about it
>>36976616
>had a few boyfriends
Doesnt make you a normie. True normies dont post on r9k? Plus im female so i could legit ask anyone and get sex.

>>36976695
>dk man theres something about it
Hey I'm not the one to judge.

You do you
When you gotta tame the beast you gotta tame it someway

>>36976687
And you're not on Warmane WoTLK because?
Come play with me.

Also >Austria
Are you that lesbian fembot?

>>36976736
Because Warmane doesn't get a TBC server until May 20th and fuck death knights.
And yeah.

>>36976695
>You have a kik?
Habsburger32 is kik

>>36976765
>losing to DKs
Just roll pally or warrior wtf is wrong witchu

But rip you can't be my gf then ;-;

>>36976801
>pally or warrior
Sure I could do that, or I could not be a fag, keep being a mage and keep playing glorious TBC.
>can't be my gf then
Yeah not really, sorry.

>>36976765
Druids raging about Blood Plague was one of the greatest things ever.

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>>36976471
>me on my back so it doesnt drip out
It's important to get it as deep as possible, right up against your cervix.

>>36976774
K, sent a message.

>>36976873
Yeah I really miss the comfy days. I mean I was like 14 but WoW was just amazing to me. I felt really good about it, I don't know.
But it's still fun so yay.

>>36976856
if you be my gf ill lend you my test account for gummy's tbc server

its legit a 10/10 server

>>36976952
You must've missed the part where I'm a huge dyke.
And honestly both Elysium and Hellfire are/were pretty okay anyway.

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>>36976952
>desperate enough to give away your accounts

>>36977044
do you think i paid for this account or something you retard?? It's literally just an account for testing purposes. Not giving away gold or a real character as if the server was actually active. Jesus kill yourself

>>36976987
>huge dyke
yup i missed it, will you be my friend then atleast?

Also ive heard terrible things about both those servers

especially elysium is complete trash and corrupt, but i guess if you are okay with it then you do you

>>36977131
Sure. Posted my discord up there since I'm going to sleep now.
Elysium is shit now because they jewed out and starting selling drops and such, back when I played it was super comfy.
Hellfire is fun, just not densely populated.

>>36977131
>gets so defensive over wanting to give things to a dyke

>>36976887
welp, enjoy your new husband.

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>tfw no fembot to marry and raise a family with
>tfw no fembot to love and provide for forever

>>36977179
Okay sounds good ill talk to you tomorrow then

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What's the best way to get a fembot girlfriend?

I figure the fembots themselves would be a good place to get the answer from

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>>36977305
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
NOW I HAVE THE URGE FOR A FAMILY WITH A QT WIFE

>>36977351
Posting more rare Stirners is a good start

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Somebody asked if I was MtF today...

>>36977407
Will you be my gf whose honor I can defend

>>36977407
And the obvious answer is, no. Yes?

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>>36977351
gfs are a spook

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>>36977381
I'd kill for a Stirnerite girlfriend tbqh fampai

though I'm not sure if an egoistic relationship is possible

>>36977351
4chan isn't a dating site, but there's always /soc/

I've heard OF success stories regarding people that meet through this board. But it would be like meeting someone at a shitty dive or dark alleyway.

>>36977407
That's because there's too many fucking female (male)s

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>>36977407
I can think of one way to show them you're not

>>36977352
It is a feel that never goes away.
It only gets worse with time.

>>36977407

....are you?

orangial commento

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>>36977486
Here is another rare stirner.

How many stirners must I sacrifice to get my ego-girlfriend?

>>36977630
I had that feeling for awhile now and that post made me think about it again.

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>>36977720
>>36977630
>>36977352
>>36977305
I can't think of anything that would make me happier.

It feels so out of reach.

>>36977774
Right???
Being a father sounds like so much fun

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>>36970206
Proof females cannot be robots, only failed Stacies

>>36977916

>/r9k/ disses /r/roastme for going too far on the FUCK IT! girl
>/r9k/ bullied a disabled woman

>>36977974
>>/r9k/ bullied a disabled woman
Are you illiterate now, Stacy?

>>36977974
She's clearly not disabled when it comes to finding partners.
Which disqualifies her as a robot.

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>>36977974
>literally begging to date her
>bullying

>>36977974
4chan's first priority is contrarianism. if reddit likes it we don't

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>>36977774
>tfw autistic and come from a long line of cold, distant mothers so will never grow out of cat phase

It doesn't actually feel good or bad because I have no point of reference for how it would feel to be baby crazy. Kids are funny though and I can see how reliving vicariously through one might have some appeal.

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>>36975105
What I'd give for an online gf to say she loves me and cheer me on in self improvement every day.

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would any fembot date some one with very obvious self harm scars?