/britfeel/ the end is close and full of feces edition

I finally did it. Can't believe it. I knew that I'd regret it soon after.

I'll never understand why people from the UK like these threads so much

this thread is a trip fag free zone.

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Fuck sake lads, getting the OCD thought processes again. Happens pretty much any time I get physical with a woman after she's gone. This girl I had a one-night stand with back in January got back into contact a couple of weeks back after "breaking it off", she came over to show me Les Miserables and we made out a lot. Since then she's been "feeling shit" or "doesn't know" when she's free next, and all I can think is that she feels I violated her by trying to roll the strap things of her tank top off her shoulders as we got off, and touched her arse. She sort of unexpectedly said "I'm tired, I should probably go home" after the film was over and since then conversation has been garbage.

>>36967557
What'd you do lad?
Did you give someone a lethal dose?

>>36967571
because we like sharing our common feels that others wouldn't understand

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Milk Cat 48

>>36967589
nah, m8. just took a massive poo and my bum is in excruciating pain as a result of.

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When I was about 13 I was mistaken for a girl when I went to a Burger King. I've tried to repress that, but it came back to me today for some reason.
What petty things have you tried to repress, lads?
Post waifus

>>36967713
Do you look feminine today? Why has this bothered you so much, if it's very common to misgender someone when they're young.

>>36967738
I don't know if I'd say I look feminine anymore. I don't have a chiselled jaw or anything like that, though.
It's the only time it's happened, and I guess that's why it's stuck out to me.

>>36967738
but the it came back to me today he might mean gender dysphoria

>>36967713
I got mistaken for a girl a couple of years ago, it was quite funny really, He was taken aback as I said "I'm not a bird" as I turned around to face him after which he apologised profusely

>>36967763
I'm pretty comfortable with having a willy, lad. Just ask your mum.

>>36967713
I always used to get mistaken for a girl online. Wasn't bothered by it

wtf this woman has rung my bell twice this afternoon

going door to door, but I can't tell what she's after, clearly not a very good saleswoman if she's having to make double rounds

>>36967787
It's a female detective without a warrant wanting to question you.

when you don't answer she knocks on your neighbours to ask for information about you.

>>36967872
shit, what've I done?

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>>36967713
I got mistaken for a girl at work once, but it was by a 90-something year old man with terrible eyesight and quite severe dementia, so I'm not reading a lot into it.

he kissed my hand and it was kinda awkward

Just purchased a new phone lads - testing it out th quite honest desu baka. It's bretty nice.

What are some good podcasts lads

>stingy arsehole posting
>madoanon's pissy trousers

Has britfeel become poo poo pee pee posting?

>>36968131
War on the Rocks
Sam Harris

>>36967924
who knows what mummy may deems wrong this week

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You know when you get dim sum and the pork buns come on a small piece of paper-like material that stops them sticking to the inside of the container

Is that edible?

Would something terrible happen to someone if they ate it?

(Asking for a friend)

>>36967713

>>36968172
Hmmm I've always wondered this too. Who knows anon.
>>36968131
Bill burr podcast and Ricky gervais xfm podcasts are pretty good.

>>36968131
The Giant Bombcast between 2008 and 2011. I still think it's ok nowadays but it's pretty boring compared to those years.

>>36968131
Joe Rogan Experience
Thinking Sideways
Generation Why
S Town
Serial
Radiolab

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>>36968131
Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast
Astonishing Legends
S-Town
Football Weekly
Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
Planet Money
Shift+F1


Gonna order some pizza lads. What toppings should I go for? Dubs decides?

GOD Damnit, everytime.
didn't notice there was a new thread so replying here also...

>>36966778
>>Can of Irn-bru in the kebab shop
there is, the chavs been moved and now stands infront of it.

>>36966865
I don't do it anymore mate.
its been someone else since October of 2016.

>>36968214
double pepperoni
jalapenos

>>36968214
oh mate that looks delish


pineapple

>>36968214
Jalapenos, spicy chicken and green peppers

>>36968214

mushrooms
pineapple

>>36968214
Margarita is best pizza tbqh

>>36968214
Pineapple

orig

>>36968288
Dubs speaks the original truth

>>36968288
winner winner chicken originale dinner

>>36968288
fucking R U I N E D it mate

>>36968214
fucking really miss pizza tbdesu. would gobble that up like a starving ethiopian.

>>36968288
You dickhead.

Oh well. The boringness of Margarita it is.

Logan is a cracking film lads

>>36967924
have you been giving out lethal doses ya cheeky lad?

>>36968131
The best podcast of all time was the XFM Ricky Gervais Show.

>>36968346
>>36968318
Don't get me wrong lads I enjoy lots of pizza types but margarita is just the best. END OF

>>36968337
why can't you have it mate

you'd think with all the immigration i'd have a qt czech gf by now. the minimal amount of game i have doesn't cover corner shop pick ups.

>>36968428
It's barely a pizza lad, it's like just eating two slices of bread and calling it a sandwich

>>36968451
Lad you do realise the original pizzas didn't even have cheese on? He's lucky I even gave him that

>>36968429
cheese gives me the proper shits. i love the greasy stringy stuff on pizzas but i'm skelly so i cant afford to lose more weight through constant pooing.

>>36968470
what was an original pizza like?

>>36968499
flour and water

I dont know why i bothered making myself a failbook, was a waste of time

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>>36968499
Pizza marinara was the original type which was just tomato and bread with herbs. Pizza margarita basically means pizza with cheese. Here's one

>>36968531
Pizza marinara just means pizza with tomato sauce, so surely the original pizza oringalio was just a pizza base?

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>>36967713
nothing gets repressed lad

>>36968531
omg

Cheese gives me stomach problems and I don't really like it. Still been forcing myself to eat it because I love pizza.

I think I've found my answer to truly enjoying pizza. ty

>>36968531
Big pizza trench in the big ocean going down into the hadal zone eek.

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c o m f y server

.gg/qWCFE

anyone watching the 4chan spring babby cup? its our year this year

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/

>>36968568
Maybe lad. Cba looking it up but I thought pizza comes from pitta or something but I'm not sure

>>36968531

>>36968590

I always eat pizza without cheese, they're much better

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>>36967713
I was once called a young lady when I was about that age too. By an aging secretary who I was to polite to correct.

I personally think that I reasonably masculine.

Posting. Daily reminder that suit Saber is God's gift to Earth.

>>36968665
where do you get pizzas without cheese from?

>people in these threads targetted towards people with no friends and social outcasts
>prefer pizza with no cheese

seeing a big link here lads

>>36968665
If you go to a good pizza place this could be good but most places don't even do pizzas without cheese and if they do I'd imagine they'd be shit. Would probably have to go to an Italian restaurant for a proper one

where did this storm come from lads?!?!

I was about to nip the tesco for a chocolate orange and all.

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>>36968698
I don't even eat pizza lad

its literally Normie: The food

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE why aren't you home yet

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wanna eat

>>36968779
Wtf I hate ebinlad now

>>36968634
How does one watch such a thing?

What's a good movie to watch stoned lad? Seen most of the big meme ones.

>>36968813
Should watch twin peaks lad. I don't know whats going on when I'm sober.

What should I get my 6-year-old nephew for his birthday lads

Is that old enough to start vaping?

lads when are we going to bash the cunts that cyber attacked the nhs

>>36968805

click play watch the ad, alternatively

Stream at smashcast.tv

/theFOURchancup
(replace four with 4)

>>36968779
Not eating pizza is still less weird than eating pizza without cheese. That's teetotal levels of weird. Jesus think I'm a normie lads

>>36968862
When GCHQ find out who done it then the SAS are gonna go over there but you'll never hear about it.

>>36968874
I don't eat pizza without cheese was just saying that it's a thing

>>36968634
>>36968867
>>36968805

watched this before lads its fucking hilarious.

Isn't it only the qualifying stages at the moment though? not the main comp?

I wish /britfeel/ had it's own team also.

>>36968874
>tfw I'm also a teetotal

>>36968860
Fidget spinners are all the new craze lad

>>36968860
I see no problems with it m8, get him a proper set-up and he'll be eternally grateful

>>36968888
well lad quads confirm the truth

>>36968859
>Should watch twin peaks lad.
seen it

>>36968893

its the group stages for the spring babby cup now, knock outs are later this month, our first match is later tonight - 21:40 against /co/

>>36968948
Who decided the players for the /r9k/ team? First I've heard of this

>>36968634
yes lad

truly /ouryear/

>>36968392
>tfw that was my favourite mug

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>>36967509
White girls go down for borwn (guys) edition

Oh, it's great being black in an all white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*intimidates white boy*

You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your big beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36968971

no idea to be honest, i suppose who ever made the cup just posted threads on all the different boards at one point, but that was before i started watching it

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>boss removed me from whatsapp group

>>36969041
Heard some girls down the snooker hall talking about this ffs

>>36969081
>work whatsapp group

definition of hell

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>>36967713
>What petty things have you tried to repress, lads?
My life

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>>36969081
>never got invited to the work whatsapp group

>>36969089
I was in a work Facebook group lad and I quit it before leaving the job but Its glitches and i still get notifications from it. There's no escape

Why was t.b.h replaced with desu lads?

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>>36969081
>everyone on my team at work is middle-aged and nerdy
>one doesn't even own a smartphone
>never have to worry about a work whatsapp group

>>36969089

You just put it on mute when the workaholics decide to pipe up.
Besides that, it's only used for "building's fucked, work at home"

>>36969161
Give us a job mate?

really could use my boypussy filled right now lads

>>36969183
No openings right now. Sorry

>>36969202
filled with what though?

>>36969217
Salty milk and coins preferably

I just got a new job lads.

I want to go for a drink tonight but I have no friends in Manchester anymore.

>>36969202
Alright lad where are you at then

>>36969217
A lethal dose of man milk

>>36969138
the day gookmoot arrived

>>36969202
>boypussy

read, hairy shit encrusted man anus

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>want to eat fried chicken
>nowhere delivers it
>have to go outside to the favourite chicken in town to get some
>don't want to run into a group of normies who will make fun of me for being in a chicken shop sober buying a family bucket by myself on a friday night
>so hungry I'm worried I'll collapse or have a panic attack if I went outside right now
Fuck this lads I just want some damn chicken

>>36969281
no it's delicious smooth boy womb (male)

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>>36969281
>hairy shit encrusted man anus

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Any of you slugs had acupuncture before?

Thinking about it desu

>>36969081
>told boss I didn't have a smartphone
>would brazenly pull out my iphone to change the music on it

So I've been "chatting up" (actually believed that..) this lass for a while now and she told me she doesn't have any plans for today

I told her when we will go for icecream and shit and she completely ghosted the message and hasn't been online since

I hope you're all fucking happy, I tried clawing my way out of this fucking cyborg limbo bullshit only to be dragged deeper into the fucking abyss - and it fucking hurts. I didn't feel this goddamn meme chest pain even while attending funerals of my family

Don't know why I even try, I was much happier when I stuck to my vidya and animu.

I'm so desperate for basic attention right now that even a fucking (You) would put a smile on my fucking sexy as hell disfigured face

>>36969341
>we will go for icecream
Is she 12 years old lad? That's a 3rd date place at least. First dates are casual like the pictures or concert

>>36969341
(You)

should calm down and drink/smoke a bit lad, roast beef is nothing to get riled up over

>>36969289
>>don't want to run into a group of normies who will make fun of me for being in a chicken shop sober buying a family bucket by myself on a friday night

This happened to me recently, I finished work about 10pm and went to get a kebab and some drunk normie teenagers tried to have banter with me, then made fun of me when they realized I am completely incapable of having banter with strangers, especially drunk ones.

It was absolute hell lad, don't risk it. Just get a pizza and some chicken bits from Papa Johns.

>>36969341
You have to play the numbers game lad. You're giving up after one girl ghosts you? Getting ghosted is part of the game.

>>36967713
Well, for some reason I lost all of Year 2 in school. The odd thing is I have perfect memories for all other years of school.

>>36969364
>First dates are casual like the pictures or concert
yeah a nice activity where you don't interact much

>>36969322
My back is too spotty to even consider that

>>36969341
plenty more roasties in the sea lad don't worry

>>36969341
>he thought he was better than us

Now do you understand?

>>36967509
How can you tell if you are prison gay or just normal gay?

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>>36969370
Iktf. The saddest part is I'm not even an oldie. I'm 21, prime of my life, and yet I feel so much older than everyone else.
>Just get a pizza and some chicken bits from Papa Johns.
But I do that every other night

>>36969370
>tfw lost my virgnity to a girl I met in a kebab shop

>>36969433
If you prefer muscles and vascularity on your men then you are real gay.
Prison gay is liking feminine boys.

>>36969434
I'm 24. What's worse is that they didn't even make fun of me for long, it just petered out and they acted as if I was some boring old man.

>>36969433
if you refer to a mans anus as boywomb or boypussy you're a prison gay.

>>36967509
Good OP image. Still needs work, but at least its moved along now.

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>>36968860
May contain traces of Nicotine

>>36969452
>tfw lost my virginity to a qt music nerd virgin gf who loved me and didn't ask for much at all but I fucked it up by being lazy, too lazy to even buy her a birthday present

Who else investing in bitcoins?

Now the NHS is being held ransom, maybe it will cause the value to go up?

It wasn't one of you lads that infected those computers with ransomware, was it?

>>36969499
>using an outlawed form of currency

>>36969410
Probably worse than the lot of you combined tbqh

>>36969364
It's casual senpai

>>36969369
>>36969371
>>36969397
Thanks for the kind words - she just went online with an excuse and a "you aren't mad, are you?" With that cancer fucking crying laugh emoji

Jimmies are rustled into four-dimensional metaspace

>>36969499
The bitcoin meme fell off 5 years ago lad

>>36969499
Investing in bitcoin now is like buying into a pyramid scheme. Only the early investors will make money off it

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>>36969322
It was nice
Had it for nerve pain worked really well

>>36967571
Cause there are elements of our culture we like to discuss without having to explain it to someone.

>>36969499
>It wasn't one of you lads

NHS staff bombarded with Reliant Robins, Cilla black. Truck boys and sexy Kev

Did you praise Kev in your desire of dub blessings?

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>>36969649
>not Shipman

>>36969522
Hope you didn't even reply lad.

>>36969570
Keep seeing this little guy, is it actually from something?

>>36969680
Shipman is part of the NHS you batty.

>>36969698
Yeah, it's from an old webcomic series called L.urkmoar

is taking diphenhydramine hcl a bad idea?

>>36967509
Kev on that poster.
Bloody classic lad.
Top Marks to you.

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>>36969698
beary nice gril
nice posting
[s4s] Autism

>>36969727
>is taking diphenhydramine hcl a bad idea?
taking it for what?

>>36969281
wrong, it's squeaky clean and smooth with not a speck of poo

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>just realised my PS4 mic was plugged in this whole time

>>36969680
The forced meme future is now, old man

>>36969752
big time permanent sleep times

>>36969809
>permanent
as in dead?

>>36969821
ye boi

originslal

>>36969727
>diphenhydramine

If you want to take it to get high; it'll just make you drowsy at lower doses and delirious at higher ones.

Here's a typical deliriant trip:

>take deliriant
>feel completely sober
>'oh well guess it didn't work'
>start watching shadow spiders and figures moving about
>talk to people who aren't there
>feel completely sober
>''am I actually high or is this just my imagination?''
>spend some time watching shadow people and talking to people who aren't there
>feel completely sober

ad infinitum. It's fucking shit but pretty interesting aswell.

>>36969835
You'll just trip balls a shit loads and have a really unpleasant time.

Please don't try and hurt yourself anon. Trust me you will only end up disabling or disfiguring yourself and making life worse.

Please go to A and E if you are actively suicidal. They will make you feel better with cozy diazepam.

>>36969861
Don't go to A&E the NHS is broken at the moment.

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whats a good documentary to watch

looking for something comfy lads

>>36969878
A throbbing erection causing Louis Theroux one.

>>36969861
but... you can die from diphenhydramine hcl in a high enough dose right? especially when mixed with alcohol

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Bought a rice cooker lads.

>>36969909
>china
>morality

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>>36969896
seen em all lad

even went to a screening of the scientology one with a q&a after
shame it was a bit of shit doc

>>36969908
highly unlikely. You'd need absolutely loads of it.

I'm not giving you advice anyway because I want you to live.

Please seek help.

>>36969878
Have a look at my playlist

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0vcsrxTSWngWLpHcLnnncafNsgUybC3M

>>36969524
>bitcoin at an all-time high

>>36969941
well 2000mg should do it, im beyond help.

>>36969982
nice

any you specifically recommend?

>>36969986
Exactly why you shouldn't invest in it mate, economics 101

>>36969878
An Honest Liar.

Bit memeish but interesting story to relax with.

>>36970008
Know your ally is comfy as fuck. America propaganda film about Britain and why they're worthy allies for WW2. Just watched the Cromwell one and it's good if you're like me and ignorant about history.

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>>36969686
Fucking guess.. :^)

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>>36969909
yeah my mum bought me one but I don't use it anymore cause its become impossible to clean, there is white shit over the sides that wont come off
>Just ate custard and white chocolate white chocolate jazzies

>>36969988
you think that now, but you don't know what the future holds anon. You'll regret this as soon as you've taken it I assure you.

Call 999

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>>36969878
BBC has the whole of kenneth clarks civilization up, very comfy.

>>36969982
Will be saving this and having a look later, thanks

>>36969986
>investing in something that is at an all time high

my gf legitimately believes in ghosts

she believes that when she was 12 years old she would be in the bath and would hear a man saying her name

then at night she was in bed and saw the ghost - she described it to me as a victorian looking man wearing a top hat

her mum actually paid a medium to come into the house who claimed that it was haunted by a man named John who likes children and that is why he contacted her


how do i tell her it's all in her head without upsetting her? she wholeheartedly believes this to be an objective truth

>>36970010
>>36970097
When did I say I was buying it at an all time high?

>>36970122
You don't.
You use it to get her into some weird fetish stuff.

>>36970122
you will probably just offend her if you say its in her head. not believing her will probably make her distrustful of you. believing in ghosts is quite a normie thing though. i once dated a girl into the new age and she seems a lot worse than your gf.

>>36970122
Every girl ever believes in ghosts lad. All my ex's seemed to. Bet her dad thought her mum was fucking mental for paying a medium, women can't seem to look at things like hearing someone say your name or a noise in the night objectively.

>>36970096
>>36970058
>>36969878

As we're on the topic of comfy docs, anon reminded me of the Ascent of Man, it's similar to Civilisation (which I havent seen yet) and it's mindblowing (at least to 19 year old stoned me).

>>36970160
>anon takes this advice on board
>one night when they're fucking in the dark he pulls the sheets over his head and goes "wooooo"

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Knight rider, a shadowy flight into the world of a man who does not exist.

>>36970238
>the next day he posts on here about his fuck up

>>36970238
I can only dream that happens.

feel lonely lads.

having no regular mates is hard.

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fucking hell lads, I have to be up at 8 on a fucking saturday to go to a stag do that will be full of people I hate all acting like dicks. Literally my entire weekend ruined (get back about 4pm on sunday) Plus I have only got about 100 bong spending money.

This is going to suck some serious cock.

>>36970323
i'll mate with you anon

>>36970328
100 bong is easily enough to get you blackout drunk that you end up at a&e

>>36970323
If you were in Leeds. I'd offer to get a pint with you

>>36970328
>>36970348
In London that'll buy you approximately 1 and a half small glasses of beer

>>36970122
Well ghosts actually do exist, but it's a personal thing.

>>36970350
thanks anon. That would have been swell.

>>36970375
I was shocked when I went to a gig in london and it was 5.50 a pint that is well over 2 quid more than round my way

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>>36970348
That is a good fucking point. Drink hard and fast, either end up in a&e or pretend I am fucking trashed and can't continue and go back to the hotel to nap and watch shit on my phone. I can deal with being called a lightweight by people I only see twice a year maybe.

i swear normies are retarded. was speaking to one before about women on dating sites. and he was saying classic white knight cuck shit "you're not putting enough effort into talking, they are just not into you".

>>36970406
if it was one of the O2 academies they're all that price.

>>36970391
i've really tried believing in it so that i don't have to feel awkward whenever she brings it up but it just makes no sense in my head

>>36970323
We're all your mates lad.

>>36970427
it was Alexandra Pallace

>>36970122
its a real experience to the person who experienced it. let her believe what she wants.

>>36970328
I've got one at the end of july for a coworker, only know two people going. Can't say i'm looking foward to it too much, i'm not a big drinker

>>36970350
i'm in leeds lad, whereabouts are ya?

>>36970436
thank you lad means a lot tonight.

Post Britbot songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyVMQ-1lJ6c

>*Turns on Bravo at 6am*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gin9kLsaXSI

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What the fuck is this lads? Just discovered it being advertised on a reddit banner.

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>>36970545
better to be nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4

>>36970545
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0711HC94S

forgot amazon link.

>>36969878
Was Jimmy Saville A Wizard?

found on YouTube.

>>36970545
i cant even begin to explain how retarded that book sounds

>>36970545
Literally Plebbit: the book
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>>36970442
South Leeds. Yourself?

>>36970585
>https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0711HC94S
fuckin christ even I ant autistic enough to read that shit

Now seems like an appropriate time to post the britfeel zmaps.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

>>36970729
>doxing yourself

>>36970663
near wetherby

>>36970757
Bloody hell lad. Bit of a trek for you to get into Leeds for sure.

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Who /Jackson5/ here?

Fucking hell I've spend a few hours playing WoW today and I'm tempted to re-sub. I actually had a good time playing as a warrior instead of a squishy cloth wearer.

Do guys actually like vaginas on instinct or is it a learnt/social behaviour?

>>36970860
dont do it, unless you can manage your time. its a trap. wow is shit. read a book. i wasted too much time on that game

>Steam "free WEEKEND"
>Less than 48 hours left
>Weekend not even started

Ah yes really makes you think.

>>36970866
I don't like vaginas so I don't know, I think they look disgusting and wouldn't go anywhere near them and i'm a straight male

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>>36967509

> No Purple Aki in the OP image

What a letdown.

>>36970852
Reckon his older brothers diddled MJ and that's where he got his diddling ways?

muzzie female doctor just won masterchef lads, not surprised 2bh

>>36970900
ANON

YOUR MUSCLES

LET ME FEEL THEM

>>36970852
Pretty sad and fucked up story when you think about it.

I always get excited for the weekend, I got to relax, watch Bob Ross all day, I might get some tendies as well with my extra GB, anyone herd about this Blue Whale game

>>36970900
/scouse/?

>>36970860
Dont be that guy, lad

>>36970879

I lost the entire afternoon getting a character from 10 to 20. I suspect that it's nostalgia and as soon as I see something I don't recognise I'll drop it.

>>36970941

No.
I'm somewhat of an Akiologist though. I've got hundreds of photos of him and LOVE the stories.

Did you hear how he knocked out ten officers in Walton jail?

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What are you reading lads?

You DO read, don't you anon?

>>36970866
I don't get how people can eat out fannies. Wouldn't even put my hands down there let alone my tongue. I have a mate who hates fannies too and he has a gf and everything. Just weird looking things desu.

>>36970879
>tfw over 365 days played

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>>36970852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Q80mk7bxE

>>36970778
yeah its like 45 minutes on the bus and about 25 mins in the car

Michael Jackson was the king of pop and earned the right to diddle the odd kid.

>>36970964

give us a squeeze of your bicep lad

need some advice lads. i could go to a party tomorrow but my problem is that its in another city and i wont get any sleep, and i dont think anyone i know well is going. should i just fuck it off and go out next saturday?

>>36971018

but he was diddling kiddles on an industrial sciddle, thats out of order

>>36971018
that's probably the view of most of britain i think

>>36970987

I would LOVE to eat cooch.

It would be maximum comfy to lift up a QT's skirt, take off her panties and roll her tights down and just dig in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUqcBwQjj4k

The weekend is HERE

>>36970978

Reading the Dunwich Horror tonight, p spooked desu

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>>36970978
Rereading it for about the 4th time, probably my favourite Murakami book despite people not liking it because it's too 'normal'

>>36971059
>mouthful of rotten oysters

>>36971070

HP does some good stuff. I've got all his fiction. Real great read.

Sad what happened to the bloke though and how he died.

My favourites shadows over innsmouth.

>>36967713
>supply teachers always used to think I was female
>now I have sissy/crossdressing fantasies

I guess they were onto something after all.

>>36971073
I remember reading Wind-up Bird Chronicles about 15 yr ago because a girl said I reminded her of the main character

>>36971076

Wouldn't taste like that if she showers I don't think.

Plus then she'd be nice and wet for the grand finale. The entrance of Mr.Meaty.

Who else here watches Bob Ross ?

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>>36970978
It's pretty interesting even if parts go right over my head because I'm an idiot.

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>>36970978
History books are the only books worth reading desu

>>36971117
I have watched plenty of him, yes. Maximum comfy.

>>36970978
nothing because I'm not a pseud

>hungry
>bunch of loud fucks in the kitchen that I'm not in mood to interact with
Every fucking time

>>36971107
I still need to read that one, a girl got me into Norweigan Wood and I related with the main character way too much

>>36971143
Just wish he was still alive, painting happy little trees

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>>36970978
it's an abstract kind of comfy

very interesting in NK at the moment anyone know any other good books on the subject?

I thought the rain coming back would be comfy but its not, i just feel closed in and sort of claustrophobic in a strange way

Oi laddos is Mummy May going to say this NHS attack was the hacker known as 4chan and throw us all in Strangeways? Any information on what's actually gone on yet?

>>36971270

like they have enough room in strangeways for all 3 of us

It was raining earlier here in the East Midlands, was looking to buy some tendies but wanted to keep confy

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>>36971229
This the only NK book I've read but it was good

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>>36971270
She won't mention and keep going on about brexit. Working well for her so far.

>>36971270
Seems like it's a worldwide thing, which makes us look only as incompetent as the rest of the world, which is hardly a good thing.

Considering buying some new weighing scales for 14 quid, it can do body fat and stuff

Bought 30 Magnesium tablets for 5 quid 50

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>>36970978
oh go on then

>>36971364
Welp, RIP The whole world then, The Division must be activated

>>36971270
Mummy May is to blame she is not funding the NHS enough so they dont have good enough IT to stop a stupid hack

Kentfag moving up to Colchester in October for university (second times the charm hopefully), any anons from around the Essex area?

>>36971416
Apparently a lot of them still use Windows XP.

Should I go out to Peterborough and get tendies ?Worried that there could be chaos following what happened to the NHS, hopefully Mummy May will fix this

Why do I get ads when I go to other boards but I don't on /r9k/. Also why am I getting ads with adblock

>>36971073
good choice lad, got his latest arriving tomorrow
>>36971133
the plague and the stranger by him are good, pretty easy reads

>>36971454
Wouldn't that make them older than some of the people using them?

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Chinese word of the day

"Clever"

Made up of the character for "Woman" next to the character for "Few"

Because few women are.

Crunchy nut cornflakes are just Frosties for wankers

>>36971632
I like asian facts man

I was awarded a pack of Munchies for my excellent work at the call centre

>>36971638

Tosser Frosties

This could be North Korea doing it, doubt it though

How do you trim your nose hair without it being extremely painful?

>>36971574
What are they about? I was drawn to Myth of Sisyphus because it was about suicide.

>>36971705
You are trimming, right?

Not plucking

>>36969482
>>36969737
fanks m8

>>36970978
The old meme and the sea

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>playing euro truck simulator
>hog the fast lane for the entire journey
Who else /vidya mischief/ here?

>>36971668
GOBBLE THEM UP YOU FAT WANKER

>>36971733
I have a nose hair trimmer but sometimes it rips the hair out and I don't like using it.

I was in a cafe today with my face buried in my laptop and a girl came up to me. She said "hi, I saw you smile a couple times and I thought i'd come over and say hello".

I never even so much as made eye contact with this girl.

My autistic retard brain suddenly makes me blurt out with "nah I don't think that was me".

She looks dejected and says "Oh. Okay." and then walks away.

Why do women have to be so difficult to read? Approaching me with a bare-faced lie in the hopes that i'll pick up on the connotations that you're hitting on me? I've never been approached in my fucking life before. Do women really think men get approached so often that they think we'll pick up on the subtext here.

I hate myself and I hated her.

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Ran up the stairs yesterday in bare feet and kicked one of the steps.

Legitimately think I've broken my big toe, it has all swollen up, it's bruised and I can't move it properly. Hurts like fuck if I try to move it.

Give me a few sympathy (You)s please

>>36971751
Gonna give them to my dad

He's been nice to me recently and I've been very cruel

>>36971781
Dodged a bullet, lad, she probably just wanted you to buy her some food.

>>36971781

i love that story m8, 100% serious not taking the piss i live it when women feel rejected and im sure you made her feel rejected, wish i could have seen her face, well done laddy, id buy you a pint if we were pub normies

>>36971781
you're a right mong mate

>>36971781
She found out you're autistic and dodged a bullet

last final in 3 days and im paralyzed with fear

i want to cry but the tears wont flow

>>36971638
Frosties are just cornflakes for people who can't race reality

>>36971832
>final

FOY

You've been saying that for days and really need to get a grip

>>36967620
Big poos feel the best when you sit down after

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>>36971746
>Playing The Crew
>Pushes car off the road
>Cars keep crashing in
>Makes a car barricade

>>36971872
its my last one i had 4 already

>>36971902
They're called end of year exams, not finals you fucking yank

>>36971916
no theyre called finals up north

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>>36971832
>tfw graduated years ago and never have to worry about exams again
>tfw May is now the best month

>>36971937
Fuck off they're not you berk

>>36971958
here in edinburgh theyre so fuck off cunt

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>massive hacking attack is spreading to multiple countries

Is it finally the end lads?

Can I finally live my Mad Max dream?

Lads I'm drinking a beer called Jever.

It's made in the town of Jever, in northern Germany, in between Hamburg and the Dutch border.

It's a delicious pilsner style beer. I highly recommend it.

Also I am service station anon and I got my arse stretched three times today, at various service stations along the M6.

>>36971832
>tfw one exam in my final year
>3 days after dissertation hand in
>I could only write one essay where I needed to do two

>>36971966
Well Scotland hardly counts does it?

>>36971715
the stranger is about a guy who kills someone and feels no regret over it, kind of a stoic novel i'd guess
the plague is about a plague that invades somewhere and how different people react to it, its been a while since i read it

>>36971790
feel better lad

>>36971832
good luck

>>36972012
enough is enough dont push it

>>36972022
thanks ill do my best

>>36971971
>faggot slut
>drinks foreign beer
figures

>tfw never went to uni

i haven't done shit since i finished my gcses

>>36972060
Uni is shit. I wouldn't bother with it

>>36971970
I'll be the Humungus if you'll be my leather fiend concubine

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Three Bonus Chinese words.

The Character for Woman

Two women: "Argument"

Three Women: "Adultery"

>>36972091
I'd prefer to be one of those guys who huffs the spray paint before slamming the car into somebody.

>>36972060
>uni

Don't fall for the meme, you'd still be doing the same thing but with a nice helping of debt

>>36972105
3 women is rape

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I can't fucking stand not having my own toilet seat. My dad and brother always piss on the seat and I have to clean it all the time.

When you've got your own toilet, it doesn't matter if your dick touches the bowl because nobody else is pissing in it so you're only getting your own piss on you

how do u make a living without uni

serious q

All the cyber-autists are loving talking about the hack and loads of nerdy computer shit.

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>>36972129
I AM GRAVELY DISAPPOINTED

>>36972205
It can also mean that

>>36972060
Uni was the most miserable time of my life. However I ended up with the degree that got me a decent job. I probably wouldn't recommend it if you're posting on here on a Friday night.

>>36972253
woman under a roof = cheap/easy

lovely language

>>36971971
>Also I am service station anon and I got my arse stretched three times today, at various service stations along the M6
I thought your post was getting awfully reviewy, then it hit me. Hope you haven't run into any more misadventures.

>>36972022
why spoil the stranger lad

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>whilst vomiting all I think about is how I want someone to help me
>tfw the only one who can help me is myself
>already know I can't

Guess I'll go to sleep and hope I feel better tomorrow. Goodnight lads~

>>36972252
LOSERS

LOSERS WAIT

>>36972292
I'd sit you down with a drink and talk it out Tildy :(

post something shit heads or are you all out partying fucking normie fucks

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>>36972369
Will cry for sophie gf

>>36972369
I'm really high and cant decide if I'm sleepy

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what's the best costume the thread has ever made or worn

>>36972409

yeah, same here, high as tory polling numbers.
want to play an rts but fuck my attention span right now

>>36972453
>high as tory polling numbers
ayyyyhy
feels fucking bad man

>>36972369
>Implying I'm partying when I have to get up for work tomorrow
I did spend more money than I will earn all week on a dress for my gf because I annoyed her though. I am going for both Best Goy and Best Cuck in the Zion Awards this year, wish me luck!

>>36972293
BE STILL MY FROG OF WAR

MEMES ARE OUR ALLY

>>36972105
Is that the flag of the Tang Dynasty?

>>36972475

I dunno, polling was wrong in 2015, it's not mental if snp hold scotland to get a lab/snp coalition or some shit.