Attic life

>>36958707
does it get hot up there

>>36958726
Yes, but in the summer I migrate to their basement.

yknow, this is really creepy if this is true.

>>36958707
Tell us your tale, wise creature.

>tfw the attic hatch is in my room

>tfw have room and attic to myself

>>36958852
Ok but not that exciting really:
>live with parents, completely dependent on them
>house is big with large attic and basement
>no job, no friends, sit on computer all day
>they die one by one, father from heart attack, mother from cancer 10 years later
>after mom dies live off savings, but eventually can't afford the rent
>sell all their stuff to pay rent, that money goes soon
>give notice to move out and become homeless
>hand in keys but keep secret copy for myself so I can get back in
>hide some of my stuff in the attic, including pee bottles and all essential supplies
>stay there, old furniture and bedding up there, pretty comfy
>if anyone checks it just looks like old crap lying around
>middle age wage slaves move in
>I sneak down when they at work
>take a bit of their food, very careful to take no more than a tablespoon from any given item
>it's been a month now and still undiscovered
>have a crawl space in the attic I can hide in, should they come up there. Made it before they moved in.
>have used it only once so far
>they came up once and commented on the "bad smell" and "junk everywhere"
>piggy back off their wireless so can fap when I please
>have cum bottles
>store full bottles in crawl space incase they come up

>>36959104
I really hope this is not a true story, disturbing af.

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>>36959104
I almost woke my girlfriend up with my chortling, Jesus Christ lol

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>>36959193
>girlfriend

FUCKING GET OFF THIS BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE

>>36959193
> "Man, these guys look really gay, is THIS what women really want?"
> Frenchtwinks

Ah.......

>>36959217
It's ok, she's from Wyoming and I've never met her

>>36959104
i've seen threads like this before but i choose to believe this is real

>>36959104
that should be a short film i think it would be good

>>36959104

when and where do you shit?

>>36958884
I want nothing but this. Although I live in the basement. So a lower level hatch would be ideal.

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>>36959104

Please post picture evidence

>>36959104
please be real
oregano origami

>>36959293
this
there's no way you can hide everything
op is a faggot liar

>>36958707
If they ever suspect you, start fucking with their house. Lights, water, electronics, plumbing, etc. Just start haunting the shit out of them like a ghost. You can even start to leave 'ectoplasm' all over the place to mark your territory. Recorded moaning and groaning at low volume in the dead of night so they only barely hear it. Lightly tamper with their furniture so it breaks with them on it.

You have a great opportunity for being a ghost, OP. Do you want to be an attic-bot, or a Chad ghost pimp?

>>36958744
You said going down basement on Summer, yet u claim to hide for just 1 month here
>>36959104

post a picture of said attic

>>36958707
>pee bottles
>not using diapers
pleb