Do you ejaculate into a cup or container to consume just to avoid

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on to my 1 towel that i never wash

>>36958496
>have 2 layers of tissues ready and fap
>just when you about to cum, loosely wrap the tissues around your dick
>cum onto the tissues
>wipe you dick
>flush down the toilet
t. professional

>>36958633
But there's a chance there will be a piece of paper stuck to your dick and it'll be painful to get off.

>>36958496
plastic cups with tissue

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>>36958496
I know someone who had his own special way at that...

>>36959191
>cutfags
lmaoing at ur life tbqh familia

I cum into my boxers because I've completely given up on life.

>>36958496
>Not consuming your ejaculate shortly after

It's so much faster. Just block the jet with a hovering hand, and then scoop it all up from your genitals/surrounding regions.

i just jerk off in bed before sleep. after ejaculating i just turn to the other side and sleep

>>36958496
I cum on the floor and make a half assed attempt to clean it up with a towel. After that I just frebreeze the carpet.

>>36958496
I've really stopped caring about cleaning up. Usually after I cum for my nightly gap I pull up my blanket and roll over and go to sleep

>>36959554
jesus, does your mom fold your sheets with a hammer?

>>36959628
actually i live alone, i change my sheets once a month and they look fine

>>36958496
I use a condom. No need for clean up!

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I just let it go onto my tummy then scoop it up in my fingers and flick it against the wall.

>>36959823
lel i do this sometimes too but flick it on my sisters plants

Into my hands and then into my mouth. Easy and fast. When I've been edging for a while and I know my load is going to be huge I try my best to cum all over myself as much as possible.

>>36959653
>breathing in jizz mildew daily

What the fuck?

>>36958633
I do something similar.
>get hard
>take 2 layers of tissues and wrap them around my cock
>stroke just the tip through the tissues
>cum
>carefully take it off
>clean up any remaining cum with clean tissues
>put it in a paper or a small bag, crush it up, throw it in the trash
This method is great because I can cum carefree. No need to clean up anything other than my dick, no need to aim my dick before an orgasm into a tissue (which really ruins the orgasm). I can focus just on porn and my cock.

>>36958496

I just cum onto my stomach, then wipe it with my pants. I don't care anymore.

What I used to do was cum in my Pajamas and toss them in the dirty laundry later on. Recently, I've lost my PJs and have started either cumming in my boxers or into tissues.

The tissues are actually the more rare of the two.

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>>36958496
I use a blank index card, vertically fold all four edges, and cum into it.

I just take my other hand above my penis when I'm about to cum, as I cum I take my fap hand and squeeze it out and make it all cone between my thumb and index finger. Carry it to the sink and wash my hands.

i just cum on my tummy then pick up and eat all the big globs

I usually ejaculate so forcefully and much, traditional ways just won't cut it without extensive cleanup. So at some point in my life I just started finishing on the toilet, feels absolutely logical. Smartphones with increasingly large displays are a godsend.

>>36960399
That is even more autistic than cum bottles desu

>>36958496
I only masturbate in the bathroom and blow my load into the toilet, why the fuck does no one else do this?

>>36961219
Literally 2 posts above you.

>>36958496
Nah dude, you're just gay.
I fold a tissue up over my dick right before I cum to catch it.

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>>36958496
I just cum in my pants and never wash my clothes or bather.

>>36958496
Just flush it down the toilet you fucking idiot, god, how pleb can you be?

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I clean my onahole every third day, i recycle the fluids i left inside, The thing stinks but i don't have to clean nothing so whatever.