time for yet another one of those threads where we get drunk

Jesus christ, fuck off retard.

>>36951785
Why do you shit post his every day? Fuck off you viking.

Real Samson is dead. You're just reusing his photos

Sailor Jerry? Nice. I used to love Sailor Jerry
I used to drink that shit like water. I'd collect the bottles and see if I had every picture of the women on the inside of the bottle

>>36951785
Prove you're still alive samson.

>>36951785

Howcome you chose alcohol instead of weed?

>>36951978
Why do you think he's dead? Did he die from drinking too much or something?

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>>36952018
I choose both
>>36951978
>>36951806
how many fucking times do I have to do this?
>>36951895
maybe I should start doing that, though I've never seen the same one twice
>>36951793
no u

Did you take a picture of your asshole sayimh hello to prozak and fallot? why?

There was a thread where you were a girl. It's been a weird day.

>>36952186
you are the only good trip left on here, godspeed samson

>>36952186
>how many fucking times do I have to do this?
Every time because you post this thread daily and the amount of boozahol you drink will eventually kill you abruptly one of these days.

>>36951785
We talked about two years ago on omegle, nice to see you still at it lad

Wouldn't it be real easy to Photoshop a date on the envelope tho?

>>36952329
sorta but not conveniently

>>36952329
sorta but not conveniently
originalito

>>36952226
lol wat
>>36952238
ever since faceapp came out, that has been happening occasionally
>>36952271
thanks m8
>>36952325
nah, that will probably take at least another 5 years
>>36952329
if I were Photoshopping my pics, the date on the envelope would just be the tip of the iceberg

>>36952186
please shower. you need to degrease.

>>36951785
Why the need to trip on an anonymous forum you attention craving fuck?

You seem like a cool guy. Id drink with you if i didnt have a healing ulcer. Maybe in the future

>>36952533
I'll shower tomorrow morning
>>36952698
why the need to whine like a little cuck bitch about someone using a feature a website has had since its inception?
>>36952788
we could still blaze together though

Blazin drinkin soem guiness.
You a cool dude samson drink that liver away all you want

>>36951785
Finally got benzos, not sure if I should drink.

>>36953081
guinness is overrated as fuck
>>36953120
fuck the benzos, drink and get stoned

bumping with everyone's favorite alcoholic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf_w9MI77DM

>>36953317
I was drinking everyday mate. Had to get benzos, I'm worried about my liver.

>theres a local robot in my city
>invite him over to drink
>He's never drank anything before
>he drinks quite a bit for a first time
>gets pretty drunk
>he goes home the next morning
>he becomes an alcholic because of this

>austin east cider dry
gotta get up in 10 hours and work directly with the CFO of the company i work for
oh shidd

>>36953815
aren't those also bad for the liver?
>>36953817
he was gonna become one anyway, likely he had a genetic propensity plus a lack of better things to do

>>36951785
just kill yourself if you are gunna drink yourself to death, fuck sake

>ANOTHE SAMSON THREAD
>ANOTHER SUGARY ALCOHOLIC BOTTLE
STOP DRINKIN SUGARY ALCOHOLS

Only beer. Decent local stuff. Have to get up and work tomorrow.

Ugh.

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Originally this comment was original, but the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry

>>36956260
>Rotated
This is God's punishment for my phone posting

>>36951785

I've been drinking spiced cherry rum all day.

About to have a full time job and a future but I'm still sad af

>>36956260

this isn't the alcohol saying this but u got a really nice face. piercing gaze. Wew

>>36956363
I was actually trying to go for my best dead fish, but thanks

>>36956388

mhm mhm

Why u drinking??

>>36951785
Should I drink Stoli or Wild Turkey tonight?

>>36951785
You have a receeding hairline, your hairs greying out a bit, you have chubby fingers, you have a weak chin, you have a large forehead, you have an underpronounced brow for how big your forehead is, you look stinky, your fingernails are dirty

>>36956406
To stop feeling self-conscious/feel better in my own skin

>>36951785
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b2eH2E5drJ

>>36956425

ahh I feel you, are you going out?? I just drink to make the time pass faster. I'm lonely and afraid of the world, not asocial but feeling like a stranger

>>36956454
No, literally just browsing r9k

I'm sorry you're lonely anon

>>36951785
I can't drink anymore. It sucks ass. I've got fatty liver disease and hypertension from years of daily binge drinking.

I do like sailor jerry though.

>>36956475

ya ya, um, want a frand to talk to? otherwise I'll just keep reading manga and being not sober ahaha...

>>36956524
Yeah anon, I like talking to new people

What manga you reading? I just started a sort of new one called Ayanashi

>>36956589

Ahh I've never heard of that. I'll tell u on a throwaway and we can talk more from there?? [email protected]

>>36956446
>$10/gal Merlot
damn, that sounds depressing
>>36956413
Wild Turkey

>>36956640
Sent anon

dokuji

>>36956684
EY OP!!

You have a receeding hairline, your hairs greying out a bit, you have chubby fingers, you have a weak chin, you have a large forehead, you have an underpronounced brow for how big your forehead is, you look stinky, your fingernails are dirty

>>36956777

replied ^-^