so, how do you guys measure up? this is literally the basic you

>>36944182
Nope I'll keep my insane political beliefs thankyou very much.

>>36944233
you need to grow up and stop being a manbaby?
how else is she going to support all those kids she never had and now its too late

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>>36944182
>tall (and handsome)
1,76
>liberal
pic related
>smart
autistic and depressed isn't a good combo
>ambitious
I'm leaving uni next month
>sense of humor
how about you kys?

Where do you think you are? Nice bait,
tho

>>36944526
I'm an ancap psychopath so my first response is child labor.

>>36944840
whose child?
have you been paying attention the last 60 years?

>>36944894
Artifical wombs fampai.
Free market will take care of it.

>taller than her
check, in most cases, though I want one taller than me

>shares political beliefs
*chuckle snort* *laughs in /pol/ish*

>smart
Check

>ambitious
Check

>sense of humor
Wouldn't match hers

>>36944182
>liberal
>good paying job
Pick one. No rich dude is going to willingly hand all his money over to the state so it can continue spying on him and blowing third-worlders.

>>36944840
>I'm an ancap psychopath
you're a pathetic faggot, amico.

>>36944986
what if he is the one who produces the spying software?

>>36945010
It's the perfect system fampai.
Only people who disagree are parasites.

>I'm taller than most girls
>I don't care about politics
>I'm the only smart man in the world
>Ambition is for brainlets
>I like funny stuff

>>36945038
Then you're marrying a scumbag/traitor. It would be better to marry a well-off criminal, since he only threatens a few people at a time instead of several hundred million.

>>36945038
Granted, if you're just going to hit him with the alimony, please please please marry him.

I like petite girls... but they don't like me

I have all of these things, plus I'm married and we have a son together.

>the system works

>>36945148
This is what a NEET looks like, kids. Try not to blow your brains out when you go to sleep alone again tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBdmpag02m4

>>36945288
Jokes on you, I'm in college

>>36945436
>smart
>still in college

I'm sure your 3/8 of a sociology degree has made you very "smart"

>>36945501
Oh I'm just taking a course for people with aspergers and autism, such as myself, discussing how to improve oneself. Autism is a mental condition where you are extremely intelligent but things don't go very smoothly in life because of certain difficulties. It's more of a community college.

>>36945662
>community college
>not in stem
>never achieved anything ever

What makes you smart again?

>>36945436
>jokes on her, im following the crowd to get into a program thats proven to fail most of the time over the last decade

>>36945049
Why would businessmen disagree with it?

>>36945742
I use my disability check to gain money. I gain success with little to no effort in life. That's basically what being smart is all about.

>>36944986
translation: bourgeois scum don't have any compassion

>>36945908
This just makes you a nigger. Real success is making something of yourself and leaving a legacy.

>>36945893
The perfect businessman is also the least ethical human alive.

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>>36944182
Women don't have political beliefs.

I'll stick with my extremist fringe political ideas, thank you very much.

>>36945936
Everything always works out fine for me in the end. I'm sure everything will be fine and the world will look up to me and see me as the great man I am.

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>taller
I'm the average height in my country so that is no concern
>political beliefs
Don't have any so i don't think it would collide with others
>Smart
not smart
>Ambitious
My biggest weakness is having absolutely 0 ambition.
>Sense of humor
I'm pretty funny I can't deny this.

I think it's a pretty neutral score oregano

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>>36944182
Hey hon ;0)

>>36946061
>autistic
>on disability
>community college
>non stem
>things are """"""fine""""""

ummmmmmmm

I just want a cute, smart, sad, slightly feminine boy to cuddle with.

>>36946242
It ain't fine NOW, but it'll probably be fine in the not so distant future. That's what I meant. Sheesh, I gotta spoonfeed you with everything, don't I?

>>36946398
Sounds like loser denial to me.

>>36945922
There's a difference between giving to the poor and letting Uncle Sam extort you at gunpoint so he can use your money to kill foreign poor people.

>>36945049
>perfect system
>destroys environment and lets people die

>>36945049
>Bourgeois aren't parasites

>>36946648
Everyone who's currently alive will die one day desu senpai. Are you going to let them all die too?

I should probably point this out too but we can't ever run out of trees, livestock etc because of market forces, supply and demand and so on.

Shit if enough people would pay for shitty fluffy squirrels in nature parks there'd be nature parks.

>>36946740
Don't covet wealth that isn't yours you little turd.

>tall (and handsome)
very short, not really handsome
>liberal
slightly
>smart (good paying status job)
NEET, but got tested to be smarter than average by the goverment
>ambitious (good paying status job)
not at all
>makes me laugh (pushover)
Maybe

>>36944182
6'2''
/pol/
IQ Mensa 140
Studying two majors
is on 4chan