tfw no cute psycho gf to make me commit suicide for her

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>>36937032
I can be your psycho gf anon!

You are mine.

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>>36937032
Where are you anon i'm waiting??????

Do not think that you can escape me...

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>>36937032
Sweetheart....i'm starting to get nervous..

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>>36937153
>>36937249

Please don't be mad, im here... W-will you really be my girlfriend?

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>>36937285
Of course yes! I'm already am anyway....

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>>36937285
Awnn...sweetheart don't be afraid...i don't bite :)

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>>36937327
Please be my discord waifu

>>36937488
Will you be my gf little Blue Seacat?

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>>36937519
Pathetic. You disgusting pig, go away.

My only true love is OP

>>36937684
Thank you, you are loyal gf. I love you.

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>>36937500
I can be whatever you wants sweetheart...just be mine... forever...

>>36937684
Damn you Bern, your tits might get bigger in every remake but your chest will always be a few sizes too small on the inside!

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>>36937703
My tits?????

Pathetic little monk, who do you think you are to talk like that with me?

I can destroy all the things you love.

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>>36937752
Try your luck kid, I'm behind seven stakes of purgatory.

>>36937780
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well we gotta a rebel here

You don't mind so? Where is the fun in that?

You will see when the fun begins.

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>>36937703
Hey, you.. don't talk to my girl like that.

>>36937752
Please lets talk on discord or something, unless you are just roleplaying then nevermind

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>>36937860
>>36937780

Forgot to strike a pose, excuse me.

>>36937868
Who do you think you're talking to punk?

>>36937875
Listen up, I've had a pretty bad week and I'm not in the mood to take trash talk from a little girl. You have two options, apologise and we'll both move on in our lives, or- well maybe it's better to leave option number two to your imagination.

>>36937032
I can be your girlfriend (male).

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>>36937868
H-hey i'm may be psycho but i'm shy too...

>>36938026
Don't worry, we don't have to voice chat, text chat is okay too.

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>>36937986
HA!

It just seems like a little girl is taking the best out of you sir. I will never apologiz(s)e for something so awful like you.

Just for curiosity, what is the second option?

>>36937780
Haha holy shit that's a good line

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>>36938118
Let's just say by the time I'm finished you'll wish witches that weren't real.

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PLEASE LEAVE MY THREAD.

BACK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND

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>>36938141
>implying witches are real
someone wants a word with you

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>>36938174
this is umineko thread now

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>>36938141
N-NANI?!?!?

Hmpf..good try but that isn't enough to stop me.

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>>36938186
Don't you have small bombs to pick out of your food?

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>>36938253
n-not nice, don't bring up my pre-episode 5 cringe theories. At least i figured it out eventually.

>>36938174
holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

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>>36938174
I'm here darling, just for you.

>>36938323
YOU ARE LYING TO ME.

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>>36938174
These normalfags macking on your girl, boss? Just say the word and they're on ice.

>>36939206
>Umineko posters
>normal fags
I don't think so

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>>36938174
Sorry whiteboi, she belongs to my BBC now !

>>36939256
They come in all shapes and sizes.