What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever seen or done anons?

I made a thread on r9k once

My entire high school experience.

>you have ever seen or done

This is too broad of a topic.

>>36936987
Shit on someones porch at a party when I was drunk. People saw me do it but I have no recollection due to being black out drunk thank god.

>>36936987
>be in year 11
>history class
>not really a loaner, not a normie either
>kept to myself and usually kept my own company
>need to fart
>decide to clench cheeks and hold it in
>diddnt clench hard enough
>let out a high pitched squeak
>panic and decide to try and blame the person next to me
>"you dirty bastard!" i exclaimed
>realise i was sat on my own on the middle row

i never lived that down

Saw someone vomit while making out with someone else
Was at my sixth form prom and they sat on the table across from me

She sat on his knee and made out with him, only to vomit into his mouth

I've never dry heaved so much in my life

someone vomited on my dick while they were sucking my dick
>normalfag
that was the only time i ever got close to losing my virginity

There was this autist in my world lit class who would walk in every day wearing a top hat and a staff with the head of a dragon.

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>>36937870
Who would do such a silly thing

>>36937206
This. Also orbiting this girl and getting cucked.

>>36937936
Can we get a pic of the staff please anon i want to see it

>>36937975
>Orbiting
>Getting cucked

It's one or the other, m8

Wet my sleeping bag at school camp

>>36938009
I lost my cane and top hat years ago

>>36937292
literal 2012 meme tier