I am please to confirm I have had my morning cup of coffee You

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I hate you so god damn much.


originelli

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Do you take sugar with your coffee, friend?

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no Wait!
I have not brushed my teeth, don't talk to me until I finish my morning mentos

>>36934539
Two packets, two pumps of coconut syrup, and a shit ton of cream.

>>36934549
Sorry lad, forgot about you, thought everyone was ready to go.

Please ignore this reply also

Coffee is real good. I'm gonna grab some of that too.

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>>36934577
Fresh as a kaiser roll

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DON'T SPEAK TO ME FAGGOT.

I HAVE HAD MY STAR BUCKS MOCKA FAGGY LATTE EXTRA FOAM DIET YEY

I wanted to inform you all that I haven't had any coffee today. As such I ask you to not talk to me. I'm about to drink green tea, but please, don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.

>>36934450

This meme is the best meme. You guys rock, but please don't bother me until I've had a nice wakey wakey ice cold shower adventure!

Normies are so fucking stupid.

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NO TALKY B4 COFFEE

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FUCKING STOP SERIOUSLY I KNOW YOU ARE MEMEING BUT THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF

I would like to converse with you, if you have a moment.

Go to starbucks.

- Double shot with white chocolate and soy


Thank me later.

Also:
- coffee with hazelnut and soymilk.

Both ICED

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>>36935188
This guy's knows the rules.

The fact there are people talking here means they don't understand the rule

>tfw i need coffee to get the energy to brew some coffee

quite the paradox

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just had TWO cups of coffee from my favorites mug, going to use this energy to enjoy my hobbies while you wagies are at work

Coffee is quite a delightful yet stimulating beverage if I do say so myself.

who else /firstcup/ here?

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w-w-wagies...don't speak to me BURRRRRRRRP until I've had m-my coffee

Muahahhah FARRRRRRT *shits self*
*Breaks a rib*

Stupid wagies distributing me before my coffee.

>>36936292
>distributing me
What did he mean by this?

>>36936389
Fapping to gay porn.

He needs coffee first obviously

>>36935333
trips but the drinks so very gay

>>36934450
>falling for the caffeine jew

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Americans will wake up soon and use this meme becasue they can't function without coffee

>Muh juice

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>>36936939
HEY ABSOLUTELY ZERO TALKING UNTIL AFTER IVE HAD MY FIRST CUP

>>36937368
He's taking the piss mate. He should have at least waited until you had your coffee.
Hopefully you've had it now, so you won't get angry at me.

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hey guys just a reminder, do not talk to me until I've had my morning coffee, if you must talk please keep it brief

sorry, you know how grumpy i am in the mornings

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>>36938145
>coffee bro goes teabagger

Get. Out.

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>>36938145
Please anon, must you?

I haven't had my coffee yet.

How many times do you need telling. You KNOW I don't do mornings. Please speak to me after my morning coffee

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Please don't send me to bed yet, you know I can't sleep without my midnight hot chocolate.

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May I join guys?

Had my coffee so I'm ready to talk

Apologies for those reading this who have had no coffee yet

>>36939329
Sure thing anon, I just had my hot chocolate and am ready for a chat before bed.

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May I have some morning coffee as well? I would like to converse but I have not had my morning coffee yet.

>>36937357
don't assume what the fuck we're going to say until we've had our coffee europoor

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>tfw nobody to wake up in the morning and prepare a proper cup for

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>>36940200
You're always welcome here anon.

Only if you respect the wishes of those who don't want to be spoken to before thier tall latte

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>not grinding up and snorting pic related
why are all normans literally mentally handicapped?

>>36940314
Maybe you should keep it down until you have had a cup, you are not making much sense...

I'm drinking my coffee right now. You may feel free to talk to me.

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This shit cracks me up.

There are definitely people out there who are like this.

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Please do not speak to me until I've had my morning beers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-hfriTps8Y

>>36934450
>normies unironically say this

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>>36934450
I just finished my 5th cup.

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I am quite happy to announce that i'm currently consuming my first cup of coffee, you may begin small talk but do not be alarmed if my replies take a few moments. I will be able to carry conversation much better after i've had three or four sips of my second coffee. Thank you for your patience gentlemen, and apologies to those who have not yet consumed their coffee.

My dearest friends, I must announce that today I did not consume any coffee. In fact, I consumed something that has the opposite effect of caffeine. Therefore, please don't talk to me. Please, just don't.

>>36940885
Let us know when you're ready buddy

I can't talk to anyone before I've had my morning gram of Kratom.

im just stopping by to say that this is a great meme really.

drinking my first cup as well btw

>>36940885
heroiimn?

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>>36940956
Good lad, didn't want to reply but seems it's ok now that you've had that coffee

>>36940944
Fucking lol'd
This is stupid xD

>>36934450
You didn't reply to me the last time, cunt.

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Mr officer, please, do not shoot until after I have had my chicken and watermelon meal

At least give me this respect my friend

>>36941173
It's actually a super comfy and mild drug without a terrible withdrawal.

>>36941196
I wasn't sure if you were the anon that didn't have coffee

Oh my god will you all just shut the fuck up until I finish my afternoon Vicks

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>>36941222
Sorry my friend, I know I know, I can't even deal with people speaking to me before my skinny latte.

Please ingore this you as I know I might anger you further

>>36941213
I'm actually having coffee right now.

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>>36941417
Thank God. Thought I was speaking to you before your coffee

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Oh fuck
Don't talk to me.

Shullams my friend please wait until after my halal meet my friend should UI mmkuui

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Don't reply to me before my first cup of kratom

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>>36942351
>drinking kratom

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Entschuldige, ich bin gerade nicht in der Stimmung mich zu unterhalten. Warte bis ich meinen Morgenkaffee hatte.

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*walks into thread groggily*

*scratches butt*

*yawns*

uhmmm, could you guys keep it down please? you know how I am before my coffee haha

SSHHHHH

original shushing

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Wake up and get to work you lazy tards
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36942699
*smacks lips*

*stretches arms*

hmm, yeah... gonna need you to let me finish my coffee first...

>>36942699
maybe try putting some sugar in your cup-o-joe next time, you seem a bit bitter for my taste

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pls no tak til I had mnie mroning eggies

Is this,my friends, the birth of an epic new meme? Im sorry for all of those who have not finished their unicorn drink from StarBucks Yet. Ill be sure to keep it down

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>>36934450
Sorry kiddo, but drinking tea after you've brushed your teeth is actually the best way to go

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Please no talking until I've had my morning lasagna

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>>36942793
"Put coffee over sunglasses"

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>>36942699
You seem upset goyim. Here, have a coffee, it's only two shekels.

>>36941201
Lmao this made me kek so fucking hatd

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>tfw one hour until my coffee break

Guys please do not disturb me as i have not had my daily cup of 2 girls 1 cup. You know how i get if i don't see that scat in the morning!

>>36942937
Sorry boss. I'll leave you bee. Maybe join once your refreshed

>>36942976
Thanks. Now lemme watch some scat

>>36943028
Ok, just had a good scat vid and some a fat nut. How are we all doing today lads?

>>36943084
Don't speak my friend, there are people here who have not had thier coffee, and will surely be angry

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>>36943084
SHUT THE FUCK UP I HAVEN'T HAD MY COFFEE YET

Stop being so inconsiderate...
... I'm sorry. You know how I am in the mornings if I don't have my first cup of "joe" hehe :)

>>36943154
>>36943156
Sorry friends.
I'll just wait here until you guys finish.

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Sorry, I won't be able to cast any spells before I've had my magical morning coffee, I'm sure you can understand.

I like this meme, I think I'm going to make some more of them. feel free to request some, I'll try my best after I had my coffee.

>>36943265
Can you make a SMUG pepe taking a nice sip of a cup of joe?

also please keep quiet i haven't had my morning coffee

>>36943265
>>36943303
I created this but shit at creating pic.

Please make angry Pepe wojak coffee pics

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Gentle reminder that some of us are telepathic.
Please do not think thoughts until I've had my morning chakra Chrystals

Thanks friends

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>>36943265
How about do some anarchy balls?
>like pic shown

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>>36943334
Oh shit, this is too much now famalam

>he drinks the jewish bean

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>>36943385
Here you go, pls no h8u.

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I made this but can someone color it in?

I'm really bad at coloring it in.

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>>36943322
Wojak forgot not to talk to Pepe before he had his morning coffee. His cup was obviously still full.

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whoa-WHOA- hold the FUCK up asshole. What are you doing?!

I have NOT had my coffee, you... know how it is. Right?

Get back to me in a until I've got a few sips of joe in me, kay?

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Sorry kids, no jokes before I had my coffee.

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>mfw someone tries to talk to me before i've fucked and sucked my morning boipucci

>>36943961
I really, really like this image. Mind if I save it?

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>>36944188
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
Also, nice dubs

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My friends, I hope you can hold on a moment while I take a quiet moment with this day's first cup

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I'm awfully sorry, but I won't be able to unite Germany before my coffee, I'm too grumpy without it.

Good good thread faggot

Some nice oc here

I am REALLY enjoying this thread