Alrighty Robots, You get one wish. It comes true with no

Myself happy.

Super intelligence

$40 million in gold nuggets.

>>36931998
I die within 5min and go to paradise a place of eternal wonder and bliss.

>>36931998

Anything that I can possibly think of could be achievable, if not by me than by future generations with my help if I set my mind to it.

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>>36932015
Jesus Christ Anon
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>36931998
A giant fucking dorito the size of my house

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the wish from this episode

I've been dating a girl for almost 7 months
my wish is that she'll be faithful to me forever

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i want to be pretty like yunie

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>>36932015
>>36932066
>>36932036
Anon...Do you want to talk about it?

>>36931998
All I want is a million dollars

>>36932095
oh wait, this might just be genie shit

i want to die (no hells or heavens) painlessly without my family getting sad

1,000,000,000,000,000$ in cash (go big or go home)

I wish my oneitis falls on love with me.
Please be original.

I want my foreskin back please.

>>36931998
10/10 looks

i just want to see if i would be much better off or the same old faggot

>>36932104
Thanks but theres not much to talk about.

>>36931998
Hey genie dude, my wish wasnt granted im still alive and not in paradise, if paradise is too much to ask I would be happy to just take eternal nothingness aswell.

Dick sucked by two chicks at the same time, bruh

I wish I could redo middle school and high school but with less shitty classmates and all the knowledge and memories I currently have.

>>36931998
Now, this would be basically a wasted wish, but it'd be nice to be 100% sure, I'd wish that God existed and that heaven never gets boring.

>>36931998
I want 100 billion dollars.

>>36931998
Complete control of my own mind and body.

I wish for endless worldwide peace where humans live together without violence. They respect each other, stive for knowledge and treat every existing living being well.

I wish people would chill out

I want to go back in time 15 years, keeping all my memories. I could fix it. I could fix it all if I'd only known.

>>36932249
This is a good one

I'd probably wish for money like an unimaginative cunt

>>36931998
I wish I would have no problems with procrastination from here on out.

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>>36932249
Bless you, anon. I don't think that wish is really wasted.

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I just want to stop existing. I don't want to go to heaven or to hell, as the way I see it, the only difference between the two is time. I don't want to be a ghost, I don't want to be reincarnated from zero, I don't want to become part of some collective consionsnious, I don't want any of that.

I just want it to stop.

>>36931998
I ish that I had the confidence to make important decisions, instead of answering with what I think the other person might want to hear or when I'm scared of telling my truth. I wish I could just say what my true thoughts with confidence.

i wish i could transform into anything at any time

>turn in 10/10 woman for job interviews

>turn into eagle and fly to work

>turn into person with dwarfism so girls with think im cute and have midgit sex with me (would rock a long beard too)
>in midgit form could get a second job because of descrimination

>if i ever get sick of society can live as bear in the woods

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I want to change my wish. I now wish for a cute and perfect angel girlfriend (or boyfriend if you're gay) for everyone in need of love (including me)!

>>36931998
A MILLION GENIE SHITS

I want lot of money to see if my life gets better
if not I'll order some helium

>>36931998
Take me to equestia.

>>36931998
I wish for a qt 3.14 gf who will love me unconditionally and will unironically wife me.

>>36932383
b-but I'm a horrible person
I don't want to ruin the life of an angel
I'd rather die alone

I want to meet a clingy white girl who's obsessed with me and becomes my gf and we live happily ever after and she never leaves me and I never leave her and we save each other from depression

>>36931998
Send my mind to my 10yo self and of course make his brain strong enough to withstand the shock perfectly.
So basically let me turn back time keeping my memories. Kid self was a faggot.

>>36932535
you wouldn't ruin her. She loves horrible people! Horrible people are the ones that need the most love of all! I mean, who needs an angel more, some goody two-shoes who helps old ladies cross the street and holds doors too long for people but is too afraid to talk to girls, or a sadistic sociopath who tortures animals and jerks off to guro and lolis? Clearly the sociopath needs the angel more, he has a life that needs fixing, the awkward door holder man just needs so encouragement, and any old human can do that. The sociopath needs a miracle, something angels can do, but humans can't.

>>36932293
>>36932609
Hell, I want to make different mistakes. My mistakes from then fucking suck.

I no longer have the biological need to sleep, piss, or shit.

>>36931998
I want butt fairies that sprinkle glitter on people when I fart

I want my only friend to not be dead.

To become the richest man on earth

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1 bilien dolers in buttcoin

>>36931998
I want to die.No trick, no joke, end my existence now

A copy of him falls in deep love with me

I wish I could read my own mind

$1,000,000,000

I could be set for life with only 1% of that but why not be set for life in a more extravagant way?

>>36932216
You could have that for like 40 bucks tho.

>>36931998
I wish for immortality until the inevitable death of the Universe.

Get rid of my student loans

>>36932065
This is actually the best one, you can basically just grant your own wishes

I just want someone to who will talk to me or at least listen to me. That doesn't seem like too much to ask for.

At least 20 million CDN delivered to my bank account anonymously and legitimately

>>36933124
Same nigga

You might as well just wish to Become god tho, since there's no restrictions.

Or wish for infinite wishes since op said it's allowed implicitly

>>36931998
I wish I wasn't a racist. I know it's wrong but I still get scared and uneasy when I see a black person in public. Please.

>>36932015
You could wish for everyone happy, it's one extra syllable you greedy nigger

>>36931998
I wish things would get better.

I wish that the universe be infinite and varied.

Even if it already is, it terrifies me that it could possibly not be.

>>36931998
i wish we would all die, getting to live in paradise without any worries

>>36932804
I'm sorry anon
this comment is now original

>>36931998
To know what happens to me after I die.

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I want to be a 5'6" blonde pale cute trap with an 8x6" cock and stay 18 forever.
I only have 3 out of these 7...

Make me stop being a lazy cunt.

>>36933412
that's 2 wishes bitch

>>36931998
My first two thoughts were the top two posts, but I think both would be lies if I got them from a wish, so I would wish that I could choose a new superpower every week

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The ability to dress incredibly flamboyant while still remaining stylish and tasteful. And a cool [Stand].

>>36932378
good one, i'd make the same wish

I wish I always have the money I need for something.

>>36931998
I want to have all of Frieza's powers

>>36931998
Money for all my life.

Plain and simple.

I wish I had two more wishes and I wish they fixed the door to the matrix, there's mad glitches

>>36933361
The universe is infinite but very uniform. Look at as much space as you can and you'll see it's all the same shit.

A lot of people take "infinite" to mean "an infinite number of permutations", but it's not like that. Consider the series 1, 2, 1, 2... and so on, and then the series 1, 2, 3, 4... and so on. Both contain an infinite number of numbers, but the latter has an infinite number of all numbers while the former has an infinite number of only two numbers.

Sorry about your dream.

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I'd wish Stands into existing to make life a bit more interesting. I'd also wish to have a cool humanoid stand like for myself.

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>>36931998
Either immortality or some kind of intuitive shapeshifting that also incorporates or enables immortality. I'd transform into a rostie camwhore by day and a qt fembot (male) whore by night

>>36932129
In with this guy

>>36933589
Ooh, maybe I would wish to know what's beyond the visible universe, if omniscience isn't an option.

Quick and painless death

To talk a lot like we used to

>>36931998

I wish to be attractive pls.

>>36931998
A large enough sum of money that it never runs out, not infinite money, just enough to last several lifetimes.

>>36931998
Can i get a perfect gf diget god.

>>36931998
a good wife

All humans, past present and future are allowed to live in literal paradise after their death. For eternity

>>36931998
I could ask for a lot of things magical powers and such, but honestly, i'll be humble, 50 million $ is plenty, and it wouldn't arouse suspicion from the tax man.
Don't really need to much extravagant shit. Build a mansion of my own design, get a nice car. Invest a bit, maybe start my own company later in life. I'd still have over half of that in reserve.

I want a cute naked girl to give me a shoulder massage

Can I wish for three more wishes? If not, I guess enough money to live comfortably without having to work. If I could have three, I would also want telekinesis and the ability to shapeshift

>>36931998
I marry the woman of my dreams

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>>36931998
I want to start life over from the beginning of my first year in college.

Infinite money and a fountain of youth . I have so many things to do, so many things to witness.

>>36931998
I wish I could switch bodies with anyone at anytime and have all their memories plus my own when I'm in their body and if I die in the body I just switch bodies with the nearest person.

i want a ton of gold

a change of pants ;(

>>36931998
I wish I could teleport myself and others/things wherever I want

There isn't a greater freedom than that.

I wish for a 4.0 this semester

I want to be the most intelligent being on the planet

You want a more realistic wish or one of my greatest fantasies?
If first, I live a long happy life with my seiyuufu, leaving some legacy
If second, I become the highest tier reality warper and just do the first wish and more with my powers

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>>36931998
I just want eternal life to be real

I wish I could be a hero

or an hero

Your pick

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>>36931998
Travel to parallel universes senpai
I won't be greedy, I don't mind sharing with all the other people in this thread who promise not to misuse it. I'd just like to rest a while on some alien shores.

Realistic- I want to have a job I enjoy, and a wife/husband who loves me.

Fantasy-I want to be able to SAVE and RESET. The ability to go back in time with my memories intact. Undertale shit, stuff that actually seems cool AF.

>>36931998
I just want her to love me again. I realized I wouldn't even care about winning the lottery now, since my only goal was to move to her and get happy together. Now I just want to kill myself. I know i'm obsessed, but I can't live without her

>>36931998
To stop stammering :(

>>36931998
a wide array of psychic abilities. such as mind reading or control and future sight, and so on

>>36931998
to get back into uni and do well

>>36931998
i would like to have the qualities and characteristics of a succesfull person:
>motivated
>well diciplined
>confident
>punctual
>good attention span
> a good aptitude to pick up new skills and concepts and remember them

>>36931998
give me 100 billion dollars, i don't care about being alone i can do whatever i want from then

I wish for omnipotence or reality warping please.

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>I look like a cute mako cosplayer trap and nobody questions it not even conservative dad

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>>36931998
The ability to freely change probability, it's the ultimate cheat for more wishes.
I want something? Change the chance of it arriving at my door to 100%.

>>36931998
I want infinite wishes and if not then I want to be a real girl that is pretty, smart and rich

>>36932867
>inb4 value drops to 0

Time travel. Just hop to a different timeline if mine is too fucked. Repeat

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Wish for my best friend to come back to life.

Having my own mental space that I can enter that allows me to create anything I want with perfect clarity, intent and accuracy then bring that creation into the real world whenever I please.

These would be the things I'd do on the first day
>Immortality potion (just for me)
>Create a virus that turns any infected cute, permanently 18yo femboys
>Create a virus that turns an infected female into muscular, tall and hung futas
>An astral plane that everyone who will or has died goes to and exists forever to do whatever they want.
>A machine that can undo all the changes I've made.

With my power I'd turn myself into this (except 30ft tall) and name myself Goddess of Degeneracy, I wouldn't do anything extreme, just turn some loyal followers into monster girls and travel into a pocket dimension where there is endless pleasure, I'd come back to earth periodically to corrupt people, maybe turn some chads into slutty bug girls and turn stacey's into 600lb bald landwhales.

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>>36935717
forgot my image.

It's called a shaft beast.

>>36931998
To always discover more.

Heat death of the universe can go fuck itself.

Infinite supply of sandwiches of any kind, even ones I make up in my head.

>>36931998
I want a virgin gf who is faithful, politically conservative, and is a cinephile.

>>36931998
I want to say 100 million dollars but >>36934932 reminded me of what I really need.

I want to be turned into a faithful, politically conservative cinephile who is a virgin girl (male)

reborn as a (hot) woman

>>36935741
I thought that was some crazy character from Dragon Ball or something and then I realized it's a monster made of dicks and boobs.

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>>36931998

Give me the Bucephalus and make it fully functional ( crew, fuel, weapons systems ) for the rest of my life.

It's more fun with genie tricks
>>36932015
Granted but you lose all drive to do something with your life
>>36932018
granted but socialising becomes a enormous pain for you to the point where you don't want to see anyone
>>36932026
granted but every person that comes in your life will be a gold digger and secretly hates you
>>36932036
granted but those 5 minutes will be made to feel like a eternity of suffering and pain for you
>>36932048
Granted, everything you think of is now theoretically achievable but humanity will be wiped out before most of it becomes possible
>>36932060
Enjoy your giant dorito anon
>>36932065
Granted but you face the same problems as Timmy.
>>36932066
>>36932136
Granted but she becomes a yandere and keeps you chained up in her basement
>>36932140
granted, sorry that you had to endure so long without it anon
>>36932173
granted but nobody will recognize you anymore and your beauty will start to fade fast.
>>36932216
granted but the chicks are ugly
>>36932221
granted but you will stay your age and are allowed to redo class.
>>36932249
Granted but you will go to hell
>>36932265
Granted but it's very tiresome to control it perfectly and you need alot more sleep and will die much sooner.
>>36932270
Granted but the first aliens we come in contact with are aggressive and wipe humanity from existence without a fight.
>>36932272
Granted but hardly ever something gets done anymore
>>36932293
Granted but the butterfly effect fucks you over
>>36932312
Granted, procrastination feels so natural to you that you don't even consider it a problem anymore
>>36932354
Granted you poor soul
>>36932370
Granted but you will always say what comes to your mind.
>>36932378
Granted but you forget how it's done as soon as you turn into a eagle or other animal.
>>36932383
Granted but the angels are very strict, have little to no personality and won't have sex with you.
>>36932451
Granted but it will never be enough for you. You'll allways feel unsatisfied.

>>36931998
the world explodes on 1 weeks time and i am the only one who knows about it.

I wish for people of 4chan to stop being cruel, ignorant edgy teens and to mature into kind and honest folk.

>>36936249
That's a big list

>>36932383
c-could mine be a cutie femboy trap, p-please?

>>36931998
I want a lifetime free credit card that no one will ever ask about so I can find a cute, awkward boy from /r9k/ and take care of him
and then also build a small military force in some shithole country

Kill people through the internet.

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I want to be able to swap bodies with any persona I want whenever I want and that only I will remember it so that I'll be able to become this 21yo Australian guy with a footlong cock and femboy build but doesn't slut around online anymore

>>36936380
That's a waste of a wish though anon, anyone would switch with a qt like u

control over people (super hypnosis or something)
which would mean :
infinite money
infinite sex
and so on

1 billion AUD in my bank account with no tax to pay on it please genie.

>>36935541
I want this wish too.

>>36931998
omnipotence

origami gozaimasu

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That one girl i fancy to unconditionally love me until one of us dies of natural causes,

>>36936399
I am not a qt....
And it's not a waste since I can use it to transfer money to a btc address, live off it on that femboys huge cock till I'm 30 and them move to another hung qt. I can live a life of eternal pleasure fucking cuteboys

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>>36931998
I want to have a baby with my brother.

don't judge me

>>36936505
omg haaawt pls post pics

>>36931998
I wish for all of my wishes to come true
Got'em

>>36936505
let me be your brother

>>36936505
Ask him if he will give you a baby

>>36936633
I don't think he will. Don't give me hope, anon.

To die painlessly randomly within the next year. Please make it look like an accident ;-;

Want to be a hot girl.
Easy mode here I come.

The ability to fly without the aid of machines

>>36931998
I wish every living creature that after its death , that creature will be an omnipotent being in its next life.

>>36936672
omg pls show me ur ass

>>36931998
I wish I hadn't forgotten about grandma FUCKING FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF GRANDMA YESTERDAY AND I FORGOT I HAVENT SEEN MY MOM YET BUT SHE IS GOING TO BE LIVID

FUUUUCK

If I make it out of this one without being thrown out from home then I'm the luckiest bastard in the whole wide world

>>36932216
I've had this happen nnad its not as good as you think
>inb4 normie

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>>36931998
I just want my high school bully to suffer. A lot.

>>36931998
I become a millionaire. I'd make sure to let my parents retire because as is they won't be able to, I buy them that trailer they always wanted for camping in, I finally move out and live frugally for the rest of my life aside from occasional vidya purchases to make sure I'll never have to work a single day.

>>36931998
I wish i had a dick.
You have been muted for several seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>36931998
8 inch IQ

>>36931998
I submit all my assessments on time and get a pass for everything

the ability to make any amount of money appear before me whenever I want. it's the only thing I need in this world and I could give endless wealth to people also

>>36938122
but you realize the more money you summon the less worth it has
unless you want it to disappear from somewhere and appear before you

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>>36938249
no. I would live comfortably for the rest of my life and literally be able to do whatever I want and that's all there is to it because the only thing that matters in life is money and that's a fact.

I just want to be not allergic to fish

I want to get rid of autism

>>36931998
I wish to be able to mind control women

>>36931998
I want to forget that I'm miserable and just enjoy what I have

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>>36931998
Unlimited wishes, of course !

i want to feel content sometime by june

Death.

oreganofkrbwili

>>36931998
I want to find a purpose to live, a drive

I wish her a happy life.

i get my ideal yandere gf tommorow

I wish to be a qt trap when I wake up