Holy shit, biology college is so fucking fun, it is literally the chad course goddam, i've never been so happy in my life
stop wasting your life doing IT, anon, you only have one.
>tfw discovering the secrets of life while anon cucks his life away in a office
Having fun learning about the 100s of different genders and sexes on the spectrum
>>36921552
>he thinks popsci is what I learn in class
>>36921534
don't play with me like that anon
>>36921534
I agree that biology is interesting, but it doesn't seem to be very employable
>>36921569
Wait until you get into the next class taught by some SJW nutjob.
I'm a CS major and we had to learn about "oppressive microagressions" because we were going over agile development and it was tangentially related to team based development.
You can't escape it.
>>36921613
This it is like $20,000 undergrad if lucky. Come to public accounting $64k starting.
>>36921534
>not majoring in psychology/cognitive science to unlock your brain's full potential
Biology is not even worth the effort if you're not going to medschool.
I wish I could study bio. Hell, I wish I could study anything other than what I currently am.
>>36921534
>not living in scanditopia
>not becoming a state police officer
>not pursuing a career in solving murders
>not switching career to secret police when murders get boring
>not having 99% job security
>not getting fat benefits and a fat servicepersonel pension
>not making 60k starting salary
>not deciding exactly where in the country you wanna work
>not carrying a gun and a sexy uniform everyday
>not driving a fast car with cool blue lights and sounds that make other cars GTFO
>not having stacies eyeballs glued to your authoritorian attitude
>not arresting niggers for the first few years of your career
>not occasionally enjoying the cozy comfiness of an office with a mug of black coffee some bimbo made to you and simply writing down how you arrested Shamal yesterday with your feet kicked up and racists jokes flying trough the room
>not occasisonally smuggling a fat bud from evidence to relax at home
>not coming home to your family that you know you will always be able to support
>not being treated as an excellent prospect customer in every bank you inquire for services because of your title
>not occasionally accepting blowjobs as a valid form of payment when doing traffic related tasks
>not riding a cool motorcycle with the wind in your face
>not working for some schlomos profit but for the good of society
Arrrr the pain of not knowing if I will get admitted.
>>36921534
I feel the same way about geology man, I took one geology class and that stuff is so cool and legitimately fun to learn
It even has pretty good employment potential desu
>>36921697
Why do you go to an embarrassing garbage school
i just want to do kvm virtualization forever....
>Wasting time and money on shit you could just read on wikipedia
better invent immortality or piss off
>>36921856
>immortality
yuck
>>36921534
You must be an underclassmen. Getting a B.S. in Biology in 3 days. Studying for a biochem final right which is in 50 minutes, didnt sleep last night, have been studying for 26 hours straight and I really want to kill myself right now.
>>36921534
Any info on the gender ratio in biology degrees?
I hear it's a full on tacofest.
>>36921844
Because I live in an embarassing garbage state