>"I'm home! >"Anon, come here and give your

>>36918746
That's a perfect fertile body.
Why 2D is so perfect?

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How can 3DPD roasties even compete?

>>36919070
By existing I guess

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>>36919080
Not an argument.
Stay toasty, roastie.

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Nozomi is MY wife! Everyone else, back the fuck off!

>>36918746
>not only do women suck money out of their men
>they also suck the energy
Begone succubus.

>>36919139
But it is an arguement tho

>tfw no big titty gf
:( Bad feels.

>>36918746
well, i'm finally turning into a real robot. i'm significantly more attracted to anime titties than irl titties. don't think there's any going back at this point

>>36919170
Holy shit it's that a JoJo reference?

>>36919199
>literally being rejected by fedora tipping neckbeard faggots because they prefer cartoons
Guess being a woman isn't so easy after all.

>>36918746
>i need <thing>
>give it to me, now!
women are literally babies. this isn't appealing at all. i don't care about your tits

>>36919080
Be my gf pls?
Ohno

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Mooooo

orginal

>>36919080
Give it few years and we will have our waifus in a flesh

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>>36918746
>Have big titty gf
>Makes me food, takes me out place
>Tells me to strip as soon as I get to her place and we fuck until I've dropped a fat load in her womb
>Cuddles up to me when she falls asleep

It's a good feel boyos

>>36919567
A wave of sadness washes over me since you reminded me of what I don't have, like a steak in front of a starving dog. Thank you, Anon.

>>36919607
Took 22 years before I had this

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>>36919567
>have a big glass of water
>so cold it makes my throat sore
>soothes down the thirst
>oh anon
>too bad you're in desert dying from dehydration while i'm having this drink
>cheers up mate
braggers like you makes me sick

>>36918746
>I need your body for energy!
Don't eat me!

>>36919962
If you want what I have right now you have to improve every aspect of yourself that you can

>>36920447
How did you meet her, my Anon? Im curious

>>36920676
>We went to school together
>Took her virginity
>Discussed with her that we should keep it casual, we're going to university hundreds of miles apart
>She agrees
>We keep in contact throughout university
>Started meeting up last summer
>Gf by new years

>>36920754
I'm 24 and I don't have a GF yet. How pathetic is that?

>>36920881
I put in a lot of effort to change myself, if I didn't I'd be 24 with no gf too

>>36921048
I don't quite know how to change introversion

>>36921172
I lost weight and forced myself into social situations even though I didn't want to over many years

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God, Nozomi is so PERFECT.

>>36921309
If only she was real haha

;-;

>>36919567
Why are you even here? Just to brag?

>>36921614
Read the other posts

>>36918833
Because it's literally drawn by lonely virgin weebs that have unrealistic expectations.

>>36921642
I did and it still doesn't answer the question.

>>36921679
>couldn't have the perfection they craved in real life
>so they created it instead

9/10 i teared up

>>36921726
Posting story related to the theme of the thread, providing advice to others on here that ask questions.

I've been on 4chan for over 8 years now so it's just my place to go

I wish I had a wife to hug when I got home from work.

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>>36921777
That's like saying men have inferior cocks to dogs so I'm gonna draw some dog cocks on normal dudes to meet my expectations and call any man without a dog cock 3dpd men.

>>36919567
i hope you die.
nice gif btw