> meet girl online
> start talking, meet up
> form a relationship
> get asked to take her and her family to dinner
> she knows I have a small amount of money
> doesn't know where I live
> meet family for a formal dinner
> "so, anon, I hear you have a small fortune." - dad
> "It's nothing special."
> "You're just being modest, you probably have millions" - dad
> I don't have millions
> get seated at fancy dining restaurant
> I'm supposed to pay ($500 in my checking)
> parents order a bottle of $250 dollar wine
> parents order $60 dollar cheese and meat platter for appetizer
> parents order filet mignon and lobster tail for main course $80 dollars a plate
> I'm sitting nervous not trying freak out about the bill
> realize the bathroom is next to the entrance of the restaurant
> excuse myself before the main course arrives
> walk to the bathroom
> 3 minutes pass
> exit bathroom, and walk out the front door smoothly
> drive away
> realize I left my coat at the table
> fuck it
> drive to wendys
> order 10 nuggets and a Classic Double
> go home
> get text from girl claiming the police are going to arrest her parents for not paying
> lol
> eat Wendys and fap to hentai
> pass out
Am I bad person? Or did I avoid disaster?
>>36918563
>1008.5 x 2
>taking some random internet roast for dinner in the first place
you deserved it, op
You did the right thing. Fuck her parents for ordering all that
for some reason i pictured a family from India, they have this type of blind persistence.
zero evidence of your financial status, who cares, lets order the 7 course.
>>36918563
Nice greentext, I kek'd a lot.
You did the right thing
lmao
You did the right thing. That's just fucking impolite for them to assume you're going to pay. Even if you did offer to pay, that would still be rude. Those people have no manners. You dodged a bullet m8
Who the fuck takes the parents of the girl out on the first date? Was she retarded or underaged or something?
>>36918563
Nah, you're not a bad person.
You did the right thing, fuck em.
>>36918563
>Lol you're paying so I can spend as much as I want, right?
I hate people like that. When I say something like, "Oh I'll pay", I mean for a moderate entree at a fairly priced food chain. You did the right thing OP, never talk to that whore or her golddigging parents ever again.