Why do you not have a girlfriend?
No one loves me and I don't either
also im not a chad so until all of them are gone or taken, all girls will try to have one
Because I want a boyfriend
>>36918296
I have a gfHonestly surprised that this was not original
I am genuinely socially retarded. Not in the meme r9k way but in the way where I can't meet people or do anything with my life.
being dumb and ugly doesn't help
Because I don't care for 3DPD.
a girl and I shared a special moment and held hands and hugged last week but she bailed on our plans we made this week. Not sure if she hates me or not at this point ;_;
none of the grils I've met on here lived near enough to me
>>36918296
I'm working on it.
It will happen.
>no friends
>don't like going outside
>nothing to like about me
Because I don't want one.
Simple.
>>36918296
How can anyone love me if I don't love myself
>pessimistic
>aloof
>unattractive
Not to mention I saw oneitis with another guy so I cut off contact with her showing that I'm overall very petty
I want help
l am a bad person
>>36918296
i am not very attractive and completely freeze up in any irl social situations involving people i haven't already known for years. i just completely shut down in any situation that is unfamiliar to me. i wouldn't even know what to do if i somehow got a gf.
>>36918296
Because I'm a straight female (female)
>tfw no robot bf
>>36918658
I want to be your robot bf
I'll be sweet and stuff
>>36918296
I'm too selective, there have been some girls that showed interest in me, but I just couldn't find them interesting
Two weeks ago I started talking to a nice girl, but she has a boyfriend, so I'm still figuring if move on and keep her as a friend or wait, get to know her more, see if we get along particularly well, and wait for something to happen
>>36918658
The problem with you fembots is that you're even more edgy than a 10yo that just discovered porn
>>36918296
A GF is a gigantic hyped meme
Because I have a boyfriend blox
>>36918296
Because it has a very low chance of being as great as I imagine it to be.
I hate myself and feel unworthy of other's good graces.
My lack of self-confidence and spaghetti around woman is crippling.
because I have a cute trap gf(male (bf))(female)
I... I don't even know. I'm surrounded by vapid whores that I have no interest in. This autumn I'm moving away for university but I'm going to some chink-infested no-gf zone so I don't have any hopes for that either.
Just like Elliot Rodger, I don't know how to put myself out there and meet new people.
I don't know how to talk to girls.
I don't have anything to talk about, no interests that I can talk about (mango, vidya, reading...) and I sometimes become very aware of my awkwardness in social situations. It's hard to describe, everything's going well and then something just turns off in my brain and I just stare off in space and can no longer interact with the people around me.
Physical and emotional intimacy terrify me, to the point where I've cut ties with my one (very close) friend all of a sudden when I realised I'd laid my life out in front of him and told him everything (whenever I would go to sleep crying, even) and started panicking about how dangerous intimacy is.
My dick is messed up so I guess that's another reason.
>>36918545
>I want help
Just be yourself, bro :^)
>>36918296
Why would I tie myself down when I'm young and there's so much pussy out there to be had?
>>36920231
>My dick is messed up so I guess that's another reason.
If you don't mind me asking, in what way?
cuz i'm ugly as shit senpai
>>36920271
>cuz i'm ugly as shit senpai
Same. Plus i dont have masculine personality.
>>36918296
>Why do you not have a girlfriend?
I want bf
Because I don't make the effort.
>>36920268
Small, crooked and phimotic.
I will NOT post a picture of it.
>>36920242
Holy shit, a Chad was literally giving me this shit just the other night
hope these fuckers end up like the baboons
>>36918353
Get out and fucking neck yourself normie scum.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
because I'm still waiting her to come save me
>>36920287
I'm a b
>>36920307
>I will NOT post a picture of it.
That's ok. Thought about getting cut? Will help with the phimosis at least.
>>36920311
Don't hate them anon. We're all shaped by our experiences. Chads just don't know any better.
>>36920342
A-anon, it's not going to happen...
>>36920372
but it has to
>>36920366
I'm not really comfortable talking about it.
I'm just too embarrassed to tell my family or go to the doctor. It doesn't even matter that much because there's still plenty of other reasons for which I'll never have a gf.
I just don't know what I'm supposed to do, go up to a grill classmate and start talking about... what? School? Sounds autistic desu and the other people in the class would probably notice.
And I don't really know any other grills close to my age in my city except for my sister and maybe 1 or 2 others that I have no interest in.
>>36918798
I had this realization when I was in highschool and my "friends" where getting gfs and I felt no reason at all to get one. Then I realized I had no real connection to friends and distanced myself from them.
>Not fit, fucked up my pelvis and cannot to lower body/abdominal workouts due to risk of re-injuring my pelvis.
>I'm basically a skinny-fat 6'4 164lb 24 year old.
>Socially awkward, I get uncomfortable around women.
>Boring, I can talk about my hobbies or stuff I like but women don't want to hear it.
>Don't know how to flirt or pick up on any sexual cues.
I'm doomed to be a virgin forever. Sex is dangerous for my pelvis. I can only workout my arms, shoulders and chest, that's it.
>>36920342
Excellent taste anon-sama-kun
I like sex alot so that tends to push me to only want that outta females, even when I had a gf all i did was screw her and then go live my own life
Can a girl be in denial about loving you? Or never wanting to attempt it due to mental issues or something along those lines?
>>36920473
>File name
Anon you know thats not K-On, right?Welcome to NHK my man
>>36918296
I'm white. White men are seen as the villains of society today. Only young white men though, they get to bear the sins of the past while not reaping the benefits of it.
>>36920466
You can work out your mouth though. That's technically sex.
>>36920557
Yeah but what girl wants a skinnyfat?
None, not even fatties.
>>36920457
>I'm just too embarrassed to tell my family or go to the doctor.
Book an appointment with your GP, anon.
I had scarring/skin tags down there that completely ruined my self esteem. Eventually I saw a urologist, got it fixed and I feel a lot better about life. If I could change one thing in my entire life, I'd of done that sooner.
I don't know if I'll ever get over that feeling of not wanting others to see it. Still have a mental block about it that stops me trying to get a gf.
Anyway, eventually you may or may not get a gf, but at least if it does happen, you'd feel more comfortable being intimate with her.
>>36920584
Can confirm
t. Skinnyfat
>>36920549
>I'm white. White men are seen as the villains of society today
You're pretty insane dude. White men have an easier dating game, and I can say that as a white guy.
>>36920466
Take roids and become a curlbro. Only hit it missionary.
You're welcome.
>>36920584
>Yeah but what girl wants a skinnyfat?
Atleast you're better off than me.
t. 6'4 260 lbs anon.
I go to university and there are heaps of girls around and even some im my classes yet im still single, i dress decently and im not fat, im also 6'2 and can talk to chicks without sperging out. Now /r9k/ tell me why the fuck i dont have a girlfriend. Tell me why im a KV.
>>36920549
>I'm white
Literally the most popular ethnic group in dating surveys, in every country with data available.
I have a waifu. I could never love 3dpd as much as I love my waifu.
>>36920699
You're ugly. It's that simple.
>>36918296
Because I already have a bf~~
>>36918296
Because women are horrible creatures. If they looked exactly like men with just a different set of genitals I wouldn't be surprised if we had died out years ago.
Just look at a woman; the only things they care about is themselves, how they feel, and maybe they love their kids if they have any. Otherwise they're disgusting shrill little creatures that only want, want, want from the men willing to deal with them.
Women are horrible monsters in every single way once you get over how attractive tits and ass on their own can be.
>>36920699
>Now /r9k/ tell me why the fuck i dont have a girlfriend.
How many women have you asked out?
>>36918463
you know she's taking Chad's 8 incher while she sucks Brad's 9 incher right?
>>36918296
Insecurity combined with idealism makes it hard
I just want a female to cuddle with at night.
Jesus Christ I don't even care if she hates me, steals my money or is going to leave me. I just want a female.
>>36920713
Ive been called 7/10 and have had 2 girlfriends that went no where. I think its my personality and my lack of hygiene but hey you might be right i might just be fucking ugly.
>>36920738
Well... i tried talking to a girl a week ago but got ignored for some reason. Though the internet though.
>>36920780
>2 girlfriends
>kv
How?
>>36918296
Because she already has a boyfriend.
>>36920780
>7/10
>shit personality
>lack of hygiene
you sound like my little bro. Maybe you could start with hygiene?
>>36920682
I'm sorry anon.
I tried to lose weight but I have no muscle. It's pretty much just fat. I was 200 but I went down 40 lbs before by starving myself.
>>36920644
It's true.
>>36920780
>my lack of hygiene
Yeah that's an instant dealbreaker for most women. You'd have to be something special to get away with bad hygiene. Johnny Depp gets away with it but you definitely wont.
>i tried talking to a girl a week ago but got ignored for some reason. Though the internet though.
You said you manage to talk to girls from time to time. You gotta ask eventually. Expecting women to come to you is fucking stupid imo, but if you think you're a 7/10 just use tinder and don't have a spergy profile.
>>36918296
My wife would get pretty pissed if I got a GF OP
>>36920821
>personality
Whilst i dont sperg when talking to a girl, the moment it becomes more then that im beta. They only last till aslong as it takes to find that out.
>>36920843
>>36920862
I guess i could try starting with hygiene.
I just fucking suck at that second step from friend to gf, i have no fucking idea how you're meant to make that second step and maybe im just a pussy but relationships seem like a huge thing to me.
>>36920549
You can shut up man cause I've seen plenty girls go into absolute slut mode just cause he's white, you don't even have to be chad white, hell you can be dirty Kurt cobain white and still get loads of pussy. It's the opposite for me, only gross fat white bitches wanna date black guys.
>>36918296
Because I've been told that I'm hideous on separate occasions. Acne scars line my face like craters on the moon. It sucks a lot because I have severe anxiety when I leave my house to go to class. I often get looks in my direction and feel that people are generally disgusted by me. To make matters worse, I'm crushing on this qt female coworker who seems to be interested in me but the cynic in me is having a difficult time believing it.
>>36918296
I'm gynophobic, and not even in a meme way. I wish I had a cute feminine bf though
>>36920925
>I just fucking suck at that second step from friend to gf
I feel you dude, it isn't easy. That's why it's kinda dumb to expect a woman to do it.
You don't sound like a total robot to me, though. I think you'll be ok bro.
>>36918296
Apathy, frankly. That and the massive depersonalization I receive when talking to someone that I feel for, kinda feel like I'm forbidden from talking to them and my involvement in their lives would only be toxic in the long run.
>>36918545
Kinda feel for you anon, hope you're doing alright.
>>36918786
Being selective is a good thing anon, feel bad for the penguin by the way. I wouldn't bother with the "nice girl", even if she does break up she'll get back together in no time or find someone else, you wouldn't want a potential girlfriend to find another male friend, would you?
>>36920549
I understand where you're coming from though let's not be so bitter, you can get pretty much any non-white (even if their male counterparts despise you) though that will result in throwing away millenia of genetic lineage which you're children would loathe you for.
>>36920952
Christ, I always wonder how acne gets so bad, some of the younger people I work with have that thing where the skin goes in like you describe (don't know the name for it) and it looks hideous, can you get rid of it? How does it get that bad anyway, like I have pretty bad scars on my back ('cause washing there was a pain as a teen) though I've never got how skin quality can be so fucked.
>>36920949
>fat white bitches
Isn't that your thing though?
too picky and serious; after ex cheated on me I lost my trust towards anyone i know and i stopped meeting new people and I suck at opening up and expressing my feelings.
>>36918296
i have one
it's not as good as anime or whatever says.
haven't actually had sex though so don't even ask
>>36918296
>Why do you not have a girlfriend?
Because I look like shit.
>>36921076
Thats a big ass pic anon
>>36921108
>Thats a big ass pic anon
Well, i'm a big boy so i have to take big photo.
Is there someone else who thinks his problem is personality? I rate my self as a 6/10 or maybe a 7
But my personality ruins everything, no one is going to be interested in me ever
It really feels bad, I am hopeless about my future. Am I going to die alone?
>>36921001
Thanks man means alot. Shits tough.
>>36918296
Because I have a wife. /whodevilishhere/?
>>36921127
we all die alone in the end , anon.
lonliness was always with you all along and it will be the first and last thing you'll experience on your mere existence.
>>36918345
DIDN'T I SAY NOT TO POST MY HUSBANDO WITH THAT 2D HIKKIKOMOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm ugly, poor and a manlet.
>>36920745
>implying Brad is bigger than Chad
Lurk more faggot.
>>36920432
I kinda wish it ended up being darker. Also, it's not gonna happen, bud. No one really cares.
>>36921430
Who the fuck is Brad? desu
>>36918296
I'm socially inept. What did you think?
>play zynga poker because my life sucks and I should have offed myself one year ago
>some turkish girl tries to hit on me
>tell her to call or raise because I don't want to waste time
that's the closest interaction I got with a female in ages, so go figure
>>36918296
Because I'm effectively a shut-in.
The real issue, I suppose. it that I don't have a driver's license, and I live in a comparatively rural area, so walking or riding a bike to meet people is out of the question. There's also the simple fact that, like many here, I am awkward and uncomfortable around people I don't know- hell, I feel uncomfortable around most of my family, people I've known for 24 years.I don't act like myself in those situations, most likely out of fear of judgement or being ostracized (and the persona I do put forth happens to be the most dull persona imaginable).
I haven't had a conversation with arealhuman female - my mother or close familial relation notwithstanding - in five years. I have, however, taken to pacing about my house talking to myselfor rather, not "myself"-myself so much as imagined "others." Conversations I might have had, or that I might have liked to have, or could very well have in the future, and so forth.
I'm to depressed to answer this useless question.
>>36921796
What game are you playing right now?
>>36921549
>I kinda wish it ended up being darker.
Read the manga.
>>36921817
My PC died, so pretty much none until my new one arrives.
Just taking my turn in Dominions 4 because I HAVE to.
>>36918296
I would love to have a girlfriend but my incapability to drive throws me off
So I just keep to myself and worry about college.
because I'm a shut in furfag
>>36918296
I'm not a gay homo that's why
>>36921076
If you woulf shave those nasty pubes you would have a decent face
>>36921905
But that probably means you have a boyfriend, doesn't it.
I do.
I only still come here out of habit.
I'm emotionally and physically inaccessible
>>36921910
>If you woulf shave those nasty pubes you would have a decent face
I look even worse with clean shaven face.
ugly
high standards
>>36921827
Is the manga always darker?
>another anon recommended usagi drop and said they have a kid in the manga
why would i have a girlfriend?
even back when i tried, there was never a compelling reason for someone to want to be with me. anyone considering dating me could easily find a more attractive guy.
none of my hobbies are particularly interesting. i'm not tremendously charismatic. i'm not even that smart, although the appearance of being intellectual is pretty much the only thing i have going for me.
i'm probably really boring to talk to. i don't get angry or openly upset about stuff, which i think people interpret as being cold and aloof. i've progressively gotten worse about my social anxiety over the years so i rarely, if ever, take the initiative to talk to new people.
a girl choosing to date me would not be making a rational decision. i am completely unsurprised that none of them do.
Had gf for 4 years, fucked her brains out, realized sex is not worth it. No point in having a gf after that
>>36920584
>>36920644
most men on earth are skinnyfat, most chads are skinnyfat
>>36918823
print("R"+("E"*30))
>>36918296
Because I want to fall in love and get to know the girl before I start dating that person and I basically have no social life at the moment.
I don't understand most people who just start dating out of nowhere before they know the person, I mean the last time I was in love was when I was working at my old job and talked to my female coworker for over 1 year and then I started to develop feelings for her.
Maybe I'm just extremely picky.
>>36922034
Everyone can be replaced Anon, why should that hinder you to get a gf. One of my thoughts about getting one is that she can most likely get a better guy if she waited a few months, but hey I'm the one who's knocking on the door right now.
>>36918296
I have absolutely no reason to bother even if I wanted one. A lot of my reasons have been listed by others, but notably I have had sour experiences regarding other people. I also enjoy interacting with romance in my imagination rather than interacting with anybody in real life. Real life is entirely mundane, so I find the pursuit of others really boring. Even if I did want another person I have too many issues in life to consider it, such as no friends, no job (experience), and thus no money. Not only do I not desire it, but I am also undesirable by society. That's all there is to it, there is zero satisfaction involved.
>>36918296
Nigger i can barely stand myself
All the past gfs i had were fucked in the head ive been told, so no wonders
I can't imagine a girl ever looking at me straight in the eyes without being horrified or disgusted
>>36922015
Nah, I think it's just not faithful to the LN, which I find good. It's fucking brutal and disturbing (the manga).
In comparison the anime seems to be like an all-ages version of the story.
>>36921923
Yeah, got a robot bf here