Do NOT talk to me before I've had my coffee general

>>36917823
Coffe is life XD
May may

>>36917865
Muh dubsssss

>>36917823
Was the thread you posted this morning not enough for you?

>>36917902
I haven't had my coffee yet.

>>36917823
I hate the "lol my addiction XD" meme but i hate talking to my coworkers more

>>36917823
Do NOT attempt to talk to me before I've had my coffee. Don't even LOOK in my direction until I finish my Starbucks Venti Latte.

>>36917902
Wasn't me lad.

This meme is taking off

>>36917963
It's a good meme dude. A great meme even.

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>>36917823
What is your fucking problem. Why are you talking to me before I've had my coffee

>come into work late as per normal
>boss comes over to me
>i-im sorry anon, I know you've not had your coffee yet, but I really need that report done by 12
>He's fucking pushing it
>c-can you do it?
>Stand up and slash his face with my pen
>YOU KNOW NOT TO TALK TO ME BEFORE IVE HAD MY FLAT WHITE
>beat his ass around the office

This cunt will never talk to me pre coffee again

I like tea better.

Because FUCK you, robot.

uhhmmm please keep it down everyone

t. haven't had my coffee yet

*whips out coffee*

SHHH... not yet little boy ;^)

>>36918692
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We drink coffee here

Please don't attempt to converse with me before I've consumed my daily ration of caffeinated beverage

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Oh, were you saying something? Sorry, hold that thought will you? I still haven't finished my cup of joe haha you know how it is

PLEASE CEASE ALL COMMUNICATIONS UNTIL THE CUP IS DRY HUMANOID

Where is it morning, this meme should be used in the am

>>36919055
Your lucky I've had my coffee or I would would have been angry at your comment

Lol grrrr

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>>36919068
You are fortunate that I just finished my morning coffee. At 10pm because I just woke up.
Had you talked to me before that point, I would have been forced to call you a cuck.

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Everyone has to be quiet until I have finished my 4 cups of coffee. Not a single word spoken or you're fired. Try me

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>>36919118
Good morning! Are you ready to...

Alright NEETies, haircut time! Line up!

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I'm glad we're all on the same page here.
No talking please, unless you know anon has had his coffee

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>>36919136
that was a big mistake

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anon, can you cool your jets for a few minutes?

i'm still on the top line. thanks.

>>36919229
c-calm down anon, quickly drink your coffee, you know how you are pre coffee

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>>36919250
i cannot believe you would do this

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>>36917823
Coffee? I think you mean my survival juice

>>36918637
Anyone got any stories about being spoken to before coffee?

>>36917890
>muh dubbin lufe

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my friend, please, not until I am done with my morning kebab

>>36919409
Yeah. Someone spoke to me before I had my coffee once. You can imagine how it went.

I'm fucking sick of faggots on here speaking to me before my morning coffee.

I can't reply to you untill I've had it so fuck off untill then

>>36919428
OP is trying to force a meme but yours is a good post, alhamdulillah

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>>36919556
Ahmed, i told you not to sell your kebab on my side of the wall, back to the deserts with you!

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Look, I am Colombian. My blood is coffee.
If I don't have my morning coffee & coke I'll literally die.

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Incoming Call from Jaffa, Mr.President
He is still working on his morning candy cane, please keep it down for the time being.
thank you for your understanding AND cooperation.

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Wagie, do not speak to be untill AFTER my haircut. I cannot function untill my hair is trim and tidy

>>36919748
More like cocaine faggot

>>36920044
I literally wrote coke just in case you forgot that we're the coke meme country. Good job.

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>>36920066
Sorry, I didn't see that mate. I haven't had my coffee yet so I'm a bit on edge.

Apologies my friend

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I would love it if you guys could all just line up against the far wall

at least until I finish one last cup of coffee, peace be upon it

>>36920104
You're lucky I'm high now. This could have gotten ugly.

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>>36920146
Greetings Mr Jack, or should i say Mr Ahmed, we've been monitoring you for quite some time, we would appreciate it if you came quietly but we are prepared for the alternative

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Wa-Alaikum-Salaam Joe, but perhaps this may help you see things a little more clearly,

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>>36920352
Excuse me, but do you not know the rules around here?

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This has got to be one of the most retarded conversations i have had the pleasure to witness, shine on you crazy diamonds

EXCUSE ME

I'M STILL BREWING HERE >:(

>>36919248
You go girl! haha

Je suis en train de prendre mon cafe, but I'm here regardless and I won't raise a fuss.

>>36920967
I woukd suggest buying a fresh cup from a coffee shop, but last time I went in the bitch spoke to me, asking what I would like...BEFORE I'D HAD MY COFFEE

reeeeeee bitch, please talk to me after I've had my coffee

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>tfw coffee is banned in my culture

dodged shitty normalfag memes with that one

Until my invigorating bean juice is depleted, you shall be silent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkkKStRwokQ

>tfw had coffee

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The trimethylxanthine theine has not been fully absorbed into my bloodstream. Please remain calm until further notice.

When I've finished my coffee, then you may speak.

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>>36921356
Sorry boss, you might come back and have a chat with is when you feel cafinated

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>>36920717
WE SAID
NO STARING IN OUR GENERAL DIRECTION BEFORE THE COFFEE
YOU WERE WARNED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36921560
It's the evening where I am, Brit bong here.

In the morning there better not be any faggots on here talking to me before I've had my coffee.

If I don't have my coffee and you try and speak to me, I will not be responsible for my actions.

Remember, AFTER coffee

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>coffee

orignale

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>>36921643
That first sip of the day....feels good man

>>36921643
>>36921681
Gtfo energy drink faggots

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>>36921643
>Drinking pure cancer
Make space for a REAL drink

Drinkin coffeh naw. Holed on

>tfw need coffee or I'll fall asleep at random times throughout the day
>it makes me blow farts like a tornado
wat do

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>>36922047
Do black women actually drink coffee?

I just can't imagine it for some reason.

>>36922102
use modafinil instead

>>36921681
>Ultra Blue
is...what is that
what are they trying to advertise that as being

>>36922130
it says on the can, retard. no calories and no sugar.

>>36922130
Its blue flavored you autistic fuck.

>>36922102
Don't speak to me until I've had my coffee please

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>>36922165
>>36922178
Please no bully the fledging, he's just interested in sipp culture.

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cofee cofee

nelson mandelofee

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>>36922212
You know how i get before ive had my coffee. Didnt mean to snap.

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I like my coffee like my pocket pussy likes her dick.

BLACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrvrzj334f0

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How do you know if someone has had thier coffee yet, unless you actually see them drinking it?

Don't want to get shouted at in work tomorrow

DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT (You) me til I've had my morning coffee

>>36922728
>>36922728
>>36922728
next you're going to win the lottery before you get your bean water, how does that feel

@36922728
>anon can you please come to my office after you've finished your morning coffee, I need to speak with you
>but not until you've had your morning coffee
>thanks and sorry

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>>36917823
I don't see nearly enough people saying this to warrant ironic passive-aggressive threads about it.

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>>36921643
>>36921681
>>36922212
SIP BOYS
ORIGINAL SIPS

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