>You learn you will never have sex again as long as you live.

>>36913086
If you have had sex then you do not belong here. No, I don't want to hear your assfuck story. No, I don't want to know why you made the thread. You are not a robot and this is not open to debate.

>>36913134
The amount of people who aren't robots here is staggering, it's hardly even worth the effort to fight it.

>>36913159
>fight it
complain.

Honestly I'd just kill myself.
Going a lifetime without having sex is really pointless.

When times are hard it's like, well, at least I'm not a virgin, ya know?

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>>36913086
>again

s-sure

I would be fine. I'm nearly 28 and still a virgin. I could do another 40 years standing on my head, son. It only gets easier with time.

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Sex is totally overrated Id be fine, Id miss the intimacy with my partner but w/e

>>36913086
It would actually be a relief for me.

Living as a kissless virgin is a burden when you know that everybody else out there is having sex with no effort, so you have some kind of social obligation to atleast try to get intimate with a female.
If someone told me that I would definitely never have sex in my whole life it would be a great relief of this burden, I would never have to care about getting intimate with a girl or having any social interaction with anyone ever again.

No pressure whatsoever, just pure freedom to pursue my interest/hobby with zero distractions.
That would be nice.

>>36913327
Why not drop the social obligation, say fuck the haters and come out as asexual?

>>36913327
This actually makes sense

prob original

Well fuck.
I'm not even allowed to give blowjobs?
Not really sure how my relationship is going to survive then.
Something nobody really seems to get is that if you aren't having regular sex, everything else will always start to crumble. It's why LDRs never, ever work.

Well i could have gf to just hug, kiss and lie together while masturbating

>>36913448
She'd leave u for a real man like Chad