00 buckshot in the mouth at like 45 degrees how likely are you

>>36911714
You wouldn't really be able to think after pulling the trigger anymore and there's no chance you can think anymore after a stunt like that.
Maybe by some freak accident you can become a vegetable living on your brainstem but you wouldn't notice that yourself.

>>36911714
If you hit it from that angle you will hit an rea in your brain that controls your organs meaning all your organs will stop working immediately.

>>36911714
There's always the risk of ending up a vegetable.

That being said, if you use the right kind of gun and angle, the risk is virtually non-existent.

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This dude got in a car accident. So ... yeah, life is fragile my ass.

>>36911714
you've never shot a gun before and your emotional sobbing and disbelief in the reality of life makes you disoriented

you know there's recoil but just not how much, breaking your teeth in the process by knocking your chin up,
you shot through your head but your surrounding people (neighbors etc) heard you, oh no!

as you lie down, paralysed, trying to grasp every breath of air mixed with blood while drowning on it... you think of what you just did, and all you can think of is "fuck"

as you are slowly passing out, feeling the intense fantompain throughout your whole "body" which is actually in your brain,

every splitsecond is a torture, you _want_ to die, but the heroic guy who just broke down your door so the emergency rescue team can come and go more quickly.


A couple of days you wake up like this guy, only far, far less handsome. Unable to speak, regretting your decision for a lifetime. The doctors caused you an eternal debt on your family who are now working thrice as hard to keep you alive, dear. Every familymember is now really sad and working themselves poor, for you.

every day you will be fed by some stranger who works as cheap as possible. Nothing to do all day, you can't even browse /r9k/

Eventually you'll be put in some shit institution because no one is allowed to kill you cause it's "not that bad"

This will be your life until you die:
>Wake up, get fed and washed
>be put in front of a window so you can look outside. You can only look where your eyes are going, either uncontrolled or static at one point.
>be fed again, maybe listen to the shit radio ads if you haven't lost your sense of hearing
>look outside more
>be fed, washed up, ready for bed!
>repeat

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>>36912128
forgot pic

Happy shooting man

>>36912073
oi anon, as I was typing you came up with the same idea as me! feels good man

>>36912128
what if he lives in a country with free healthcare?

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>>36912128
this, it's best to double stack

like, shoot yourself AND jump off a bridge

Is death by sleeping pills painless?

>>36912128
>eyes still intact
It could be a whole lot worse and you know it.
Does nobody ever read Johnny Got His Gun anymore these days?

>>36911714
Build a custom headcrusher that drops a 200 kg stack of weight plates from two meters.
It's not like you have anything else to do and if you find designing and constructing your suicide machine fun, you might even get a new exciting hobby and change your mind.

>>36912187
No, it won't kill you, and you'll need your stomach pumped. You'll probably have a massive headache. Never pills.

>>36912160
free healthcare is free to a limit, it's not "infinitely free"
once you damage yourself really badly, basically, this, you have to start paying. Also the cost of extra care at home is a pain

>>36912170
>shoot yourself AND jump off a bridge
Haha, oh wow. Like that guy who swallowed an overdose of pills hanging from a gallows on a cliff over the ocean and lit himself on fire before jumping. His neck didn't snap and the now burning rope didn't hold until he suffocated. He somehow survived the drop and the water extinguished his burning clothes. Swallowing too much sea water made him throw up the pills and he was rescued. 3rd degree burns all over, but alive.

Think it over a couple of times or you might end up like the 2 condoms making holes into each other deal.

>>36911714
Why not just put it the side of your head?

If it is not a hollow point it should go through both hemispheres and kill you no matter what.

>>36912187
helium is.

For the last time nigger
Use rifled slugs, shoot normies and then kill self
Slugs will pierce through anything so there's no worries about veggie mode

Also you'll make a good score if you know what I mean

12ga buckshot will kill you for sure

If you have access to guns , Why not beta uprising tho

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>>36912293
Fucking kek'd holy shit. I would have been laughing the entire way down.

>>36912366
most companies that sell helium tanks are mixing them with oxygen now to prevent suicides, just use another noble gas. they all work the same

>>36912194
in northern europe it's the other way around, it only costs money up until a certain point (usually administrative fees). if your family can't provide care for you, the state has to.

study some biology and shoot the part of the brain that controls your organs