Who else /poo/ here? >get ready to take a shit >make a

Ur gonna go to jail

Jenkem is a controlled substance xddd lmao

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>work as a janitor
>cleaning the women's bathroom
>notice a little lump of shit on the back of toilet seat (see pic related)
>realize I'll likely never get an opportunity like this again
>kneel down
>so turned on my dick is literally in paint and I get barely steady myself I'm shaking so much
>put my lips over the lump of shit
>suck and lick it up
>rich earthy bitter fills my mouth
>like the most intense mushroom and cabbage flavor
>Immediately cum in my pants as I swallow the shit down

The only time I've ever had such an opportunity, the only other turds I've seen have been unflushed ones in the bowl, but they're way too messy to bother with, however I am considering bringing some black plastic bags with me so I can snag any unflushed leftovers I see, but I'm worried about being caught.

>>36911042
This is disgusting, feel bad about yourself

>>36911063
at least I have a job you fuckign parasite

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>>36911042
You don't even know if that bitch was hot, and chances are she's not if she's leaving chunks of shit on the toilet seat. You disgust me.

>>36911034
This guy is old school chan haha