>jerk off >can't pee for 30 minutes >finally do

>>36903653
...thats uh...thats really not normal you should see the doctor

>>36903653
Congratulations, you got syphilis.

>piss immediately after nut
>feels amazing like a 30 second long secondary nut

Your dick is broken or something

>>36903653
Your fine

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If you're a virgin, then just drink more water and try not fapping for a little while. Make sure to wait a while before taking a piss, it takes the dick a while to transition from cum mode to poss mode. If you're not a virgin, get it checked no matter what.

>>36903653
That's normal. You most likely just had some semen left in your urethra and it irritated it. Happens to me when I don't stroke the after-cum that didn't come out. Always stroke some more after cleaning up. Pretty annoying though.

>>36904205
Piss mode sorry. Also, this was caused by dehydration for me. When you're dehydrated there's nothing to flush all the waste out at once, so if comes trickling out on its own, in a concentrated form. If there's nothing to flush it out, it's a continuous flow. Concentrated burns more.

>>36903755
yes it is you fucking idiot

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>>36904205

>If you're not a virgin

Nigger you got the clap