Anyone eIse here get vagina envy? l don't think l actually

>>36903603
l push my fingers into my AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>36903603
do r9k a favor and stop making these shitty threads faggot

>>36903603
I don't blame you. Being female is living on easymode

these threads make me feel guilty lol, poor boys :(

>tfw butthole contractions are my fetsih
OP is a man of taste

>>36904020
>I don't blame you. Being female is living on easymode
its not fair

>tfw you will never lick that butthole while it winks at you

i am a guy and can have as many orgasms in a row as i want. the second or third one is always better than the first one. my ex could only have one and while she was down to keep fucking she couldn't cum again for hours and usually didn't even want to for a few days.

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>>36906015
>i am a guy and can have as many orgasms in a row as i want
That's hot as fuck.

Also, I'm like your ex.

>>36906015
Same here. I had to train up on kegels though and it's not always easy to hold when I'm cumming. I think they count as 'ruined' orgasms in that you can just keep going and cumming.

>>36903603
I'm a girl and I'm telling you you'll fail at masturbation attempts 9/10 if you have a vagina. Unless you have a vibrator.
Also sex hurts more and sometimes you don't even orgasm.
Also your underwear gets wet periodically and its annoying.

>>36906199
>Unless you have a vibrator.
then get one?

>>36906252
Yeah I would except I'm a poorfag.
>tfw almost considering stealing the facial cleansing brush

>>36906199
>Also your underwear gets wet periodically and its annoying.
what do you get wet from, except for the sight of chad?

>>36906059
i think most women are like my ex in that regard. i haven't been with a ton but i've never known one that could have multiple orgasms and i was always wanting to try.


>>36906104
i never trained, i just cum a lot. I don't hold it back

>>36906306
Wasn't there some website that gave away sex toys?

>>36906693
It just happens.
>>36906815
Really? Could you tell me the name?

>>36906693
like >>36906912 said sometimes it cleans itself but dumping a goopy white load of mucus into your panties and it feels like shit

>>36906942
>tfw I have more than a touch of autogynophilia but am SO glad I'm not actually a woman who has to deal with that
Its an abstract kind of fetish

>>36906199
>fail at masturbation attempts 9/10 if you have a vagina

uhh you may have a condition. I had a friend who's like that but she's definitely not the norm, in my experience

>>36903603
I do too sometimes
Never hiding a boner
Much easyer homemade toys
Less mess
Subtler faps
No morning wood
But then I come to my senses and remember always have to sit down 2 pee imagine public bathrooms

>>36907019
I get wet, it feels good, but I never orgasm. That only happened once. Would that be a condition?

>>36907055
You forgot
>hymen to accidentally split at 1am on a school night with a carrot

>>36906971
not surprised I think I have a touch of androphilia because it'd be hot to have a dick and cum all over myself
but idk maybe it does feel better to have a vag but it comes at the cost of periods, random vag goop, more stds+yeast infections and sitting down to pee

>>36907088
Trust me, having a benis gets mighty old mighty quick

>>36907088
autoandrophilia whoops I already know I'm straight
>>36907116
would say the same about having a vag
op probably sees the grass greener or is deeply closeted trans

I'm a guy and if rly horny sometimes if I tri i can get a second orgasm in another 2-3 minutes it's weaker tho and i dont bother most of the time takes some effort

>>36907116
Don't trust this loser having a benis is amazing

>not being woke up when you roll over on your dick in the morning

>>36907154
>still getting morning wood
Get a load of this underaged normie

>>36906912
sexyliberation

>butthole puckering as she cums
hnnnnnnnnnng

>>36907154
Rolling on ur dick dosent wake you up

>>36907058
I'll be honest, that friend never really figured out what the issue was so I have no idea. All I know is I haven't had that issue and from the few other girls that would talk to me about it they don't seem to either.
Do you think it's an endurance thing? Sometimes it takes a while to reach orgasm

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>>36907172
i just turned 33

>>36907185
not is you got a small pecker like we all assume you have now

>>36907233
I can afford a bed so it dosent wake me up. What do you sleep on?
Morning wood realy bugs me tho

>>36907188
Maybe, I give up after 6 minutes.

On mobile so this discussion is realy hard to flollow

>>36907325
???
who the fuck doesnt sleep in a bed besides the homeless
???
are hipsters setting up indoor hammocks n shit i dont know about
???

>>36907352
not who you're talking to but average girl takes ~11 minutes to reach orgasm

>>36907370
I see, I've been giving up too easily. I'll try harder, thanks anons.

>>36907352
6 minutes? you memeing me?

Sometimes it takes me 30+ min, though that's not often

>>36903603
Your fault you can't cum multiple times. Last time I poked a chick I pulled out, came on her belly, wiped off my dick, plus her belly and stuck it back in. Did it three times in a row and was ready for a fourth but she was having none of it.

>>36903603
making a guy cum>>>>>cumming imo

>>36908692
Have you ever done it yourself or just watched porn? an ex of mine said her favourite feeling was my dick twitching in her when I got off and second fave was feeling full of cum