>fembot adds me on discord
>pretty shy and autistic, think nothing of it
>ask if she wants to watch movies
>we watch movies
>she tells me shes 14
WHY
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU FISHER PRICE ROASTIES EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36903601
>FISHER PRICE ROASTIES
kek. good thread
>>36903601
>fisher price roasties
Absolutely pop kek my friend
>>36903601
sounds like she has a nonexistant dad
maybe you couldve watched blue clues with her
>>36903601
what are the odds?
original commento
>>36903601
w-what's her discord, anon?
re-research purposes only....
>>36903601
>Fisher price roasties
my sides
>>36903601
>FISHER PRICE ROASTIES
was this the pinnacle of the thread?
>>36903601
>little girls are on /r9k right now
how long do we have until Chris Hansen comes for us?
>>36903601
SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME
well, something similar, close enough though
she told me she was 19, a week or two later she told me she was 15
was sweating bullets because i was falling hard
been dating since then, she's turning 17 soon
>>36904291
Jesus christ dating 18 year olds is hard enough. Sometimes I want to grab a shotgun and get her off my lawn.
>>36903601
>caring
as long as you don't lewd you're fine anon, if you drop her you'll spend the 4 years it would have taken her to be legal alone anyway
>>36904338
idk if i'd it's hard, i think it's cute when she doesn't get some old references or doesn't know about old cartoons/shows
>>36904339
>>36903601
and don't fuck her up mentally, she's still developing as a person
>>36903601
>fisher price roasties
Fucking lmaooo
>>36903803
asspie#8527
I kinda know that feel, I think.
only girls bothered conversing with me that I met online were both teenagers/below the age of eighteen. First one even acted interested in me, I should've realized she was an underage ditz when she continued acting interested after I made it a point to say I had no job was afraid of driving and all that other shit that'd tell most chicks to fuck right off, thank fuck that went nowhere
I HATE YOU NOW HIGGUS
>>36904441
>dont fuck her up mentally
She is a roastie and a fembot, there is no way she isnt fucked up
Also, she's a teenager, and 14yos are even more fucked today than me
>>36904626
Join the club, jabroni. Everyone, including himself, hates him.No one probably hates him as much as he hates himself.
>>36904476
someone originally confirm
>>36904476
Confirmed bait link, not a very good prankster.
>>36904659
I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FUCKING FRIEND
>>36904677
Confirmed by who?
>>36903601
since we are all lonely men here we should start fucking each other and sending videos of our gay sex
I am not a fujoshi
>>36904715
u're mother
>>36903601
>have IMO interesting personality and lots of interesting stories
>not even other robots will talk to me even though I usually offer to teach shit beyond just be a friend
Fuck you OP, at least people give you attention.
>>36903601
hmu with her
>>36904291
Wow how did you react at first
>>36903601
>FISHER PRICE ROASTIES
Lel
>its another discord shill thread
literally all the discords I joined were full of normies, fat girls, or inactive after one day. where are these mystical discord groups full of robots?
>>36905444
>discord shill thread
Are you posting in the right thread homie? This is nothing of the sort.
>>36905444
Come on, try harder, I know one with like firve girls in it - one slav grill, one lesbian, one trap, one australian dom, and one weirdo who never posts
>>36905481
no, but I got the impression because many anons interests were piqued by the mention of a 14 year old girl. so they would join discord groups to find them. but maybe shill is the wrong word
>FISHER PRICE ROASTIS
top kek
>>36904626
I don't hate higgus. He always needs a fiend in his life like me.
>>36903601
>not grooming her into your perfect sweetheart from the ground up
wtf is wrong with you buddy