>"AnoooOOOooonnnn! Which one of us are you going to give

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H-heh, I'll never lose my virginity cause I never lose!

>>36902114
>...and then you wake up, filled with an incredible sadness

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>>36902114
None you disgusting roasted succubi, I know your game. Take my virginity then my life. Not today whores, my wizard powers are protected.

>>36902147
*i come in*

Shut the fuck up faggot

*bends you over*
*pounds your ass*

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>>36902114
There needs to be more threads like this. I'm grinning like an idiot.

Well done, OP.

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>>36902114
I want a pure girl. They only exist on the 2D world. The 3D world doesn't interest me.

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>>36902114
none now watch me masturbate

>>36902178
*i deactivate my cloaking*

Pssh nothing personnel kid

*rewinds time*
*restores virginity*

>>36902234
>a hundred women begging me to fuck them while I jerk off instead

Huh. New fetish discovered.

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>>36902286
they all look pretty ugly to me

>>36902191
I find your amusement much more amusing then the OP.

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>>36902320
I'm sure they do man, I'm sure they do.

i'd gladly give it to the 2nd from the left

>>36902380
im actually underweight anon

>>36902114
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100, whoever's closest get it.

>>36902114
>quotes a movie
>actually know which fucking movie
>fuck my life
>I wanna make my own university
>and be accepted