>Be lonely >Hire a prostitute >She comes to my house

>>36901939
That was a nice cop she seems relaxed and understanding

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Lawful +1 point get

Respect +5 points get

my sides

What a prude

>>36901939
where did you hired this prostitute from?

Did this really happen OP?

>prostitution stings
>doing out calls
You're full of shit OP

>>36901939
Do cops really hire prostitutes to arrest people?

...what do they achieve by doing this?

>>36901939
>tfw no cop gf
Dammit OP, now we're both sad.

>>36902093
Cops go undercover as prostitutes.

>>36902093
They lower the amount of traffic. They usually do it at set up areas. Motels are usually where it happens.

My friend once called like 3 prostitutes to come to his party to fuck all his friends but they were cops and they arrested all of them. Luckily they didn't get too harsh a sentence.

>>36902123
only the hot cops though? how do they deal with this at the station?

>>36902123
"undercover"

>>36901939
It truly seems we were fated to feel these feels. OP swallows his pride and tries to cuddle with a prostitute, then it turns out to be a cop.

>>36901939
>find a nice girl or something
If only she knew

love live posters should be killed desu

>>36902173
>Only the hot cops
Yea pretty much. Not "hot" but average looking female officers. There's a bunch of episodes of COPS where they do this

Do they really arrest you for prostitution in America? What kind of backwater country are you guys? You guys preach about women's rights to the rest of the world but you can't even do that much? Also why the fuck are you officers pretending to be whores, isn't that entrapment? The fuck is wrong with your country?

>>36902311
>not allowing prostitution makes you backwater

>>36901939
>this actually happened to me
>says the exact same shit
>sigh and pull out my pistol
>aim it at my head
>have a weird stand off
>have a long talk about life and shit and why I can't kill myself
>explain i very much can and wish to and her morals don't guide my life
>just stays quiet but cuddles me for i'm not sure how long but at least half a day
>guns not even loaded
>i got a nice cathartic talk and experience
>got my cuddles and human interaction
>all for free
Works everytime.

>>36902358
Yea I'm sure that happened bud

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>>36901939
tfw no cop mommy gf

>>36902381
Actully factually happened though the gun may have been loaded and there may have been tears.

>>36902311
For some reason its legal if you do it on camera. And they say jews don't run everything.
Kek

>>36902341
Excuse me, but most reasonable people would legalize prostitution if there were various licensing procedures and protections.

>hiring a whore just to cuddle
How pathetic can you be?

>>36902311
Technically its only entrapment if you ask if they're a cop and they say no.
Outside that if you record the act then disseminate the video you're they're not a prostitute they're an actress and its legal.

So ask before fucking and recording the shit for mless or some other place.

>>36902456
Do you realize where you are?
oririri

>>36902445
>For some reason
Because then you are producing pornography and paying the "actress"

>>36902419
This is even less believable. An undercover cop cuddle a psycho autist with a loaded gun for half a day? Nope.

>>36902173
top kek of original origin

>>36901939
>things that never happened orgenao

>>36901939
what a bitch. she wouldnt even cuddle with you?! She coulda earned a hundred bucks for just being a nice cuddle!

women have life on literal easy mode!

>>36902169
>not asking prostitutes if they want to do a gangbang porno

it's like he wanted to be caught

>>36902515
Well i never got to keep the gun.

>>36902497
>Technically its only entrapment if you ask if they're a cop and they say no.

That is not even what entrapment means

Entrapment would be if the undercover cop went up to you, who has no intention of getting a prostitute, convinced you to pay her for sex, and then arrested you for soliciting a prostitute for sex.

And that "undercover cops have to tell you they're cops if you ask" is a hollywood meme

>>36902497
>Technically its only entrapment if you ask if they're a cop and they say no.

What? no, that's a myth.

>be cop
>infiltrate biker gang/mafia/cartel and be too dangerous for hidden mics & cameras
>hitman asks undercover agent, "are you a cop?", as he's about to murder someone
>y-yeah
>dies

>>36901939
top kek OP i was wondering if it was unusual that a prostitute had heard of this kind of situation

>>36901939

Was she hot though?

I probably would have just raped her