In this thread, high school stories, Ill start.
>be autistic kid at a vocational high school
>be also really obsessed with hentai so obsessed you printed it out on school computers somehow never got caught
>be senior year in a class dedicated to making fuax portfolio
>have my biggest haul of hentai yet but library was closed, real nasty shit too but was too young to know better
>so lied to teacher and said I was going to print out whole project
>print over 200 pages
>teacher demands to see what Im printing
>squeel like the autistic I am telling him no like it will do anything
>he sees it
>teacher calls dean
>everyone in class knows what the fuck I did
>get taken to deans office
>claims to have been sent porn from a online friend and printed it without knowing
>they say they buy it but still want me and my parents to come in tomorrow to talk about my punishment
>somehow still have to take bus to part time job at library
>at library job set up fake email and send the hentai
>sent self porn
>mom picks me up from work since Im autistic and cant drive cuz Im a manchild
>she is so fucking pissed
>explain to her that it was someone who sent this to me
>parents check my email to see the evidence
>notice that the time is off and could not get it at school
>parents dont notice and believe my story
>be next day get driven to school with still pissed parents
>show fake email to dean and superintendent
>they believe me too
>feel like a normalfag surrounded by autists for first time in my life
>still got suspended but only for a week
>I could have got expelled
>to this day I had no idea how I pulled this off but I did
>>36898107
>be in high school
>talk as little as possible to avoid sperging like in middle school
>have 0 friends
>junior and senior year constantly fantasize about suicide
>still fantasize about going to campus and blowing my brains out in front of a pack of normies
>Time for PE
>Started crossdressing in secret
>always wait until locker room is empty to change
>panties clearly visible, always late to class, worth it
>one day I take a bit longer than usual
>male teacher thinks im dicking around and comes to get me
>he see's me mid change, panties in full veiw
>for the record they were pink and I was a chubby kid
>teacher says nothing and walks out
>he never says a word to me after
Could have been worse.
>>36898375
And I thought my story was fucked up.
>known as the creepy semi-school shooter white kid
>permanent greasy hair and unwashed body
>got away with it cos female
>"anon, why do you always wear black?"
>teachers constantly pulling me up for being depressed
>forced into counselling
>tell her fucked up shit and throw in a few lies
>became a staff room conversational topic
>teachers tread around me with caution
feelsgoodman
>>36898107
You fucked up anon, you should have demanded no punishment on account of being tricked into printing that shit.
>>36900326
Damn your right. Granted it's too late now since I've already graduated.
>be in HS
>walking down hallway
>people pantsed me all the time
>tfw someone got gravy and turkey and poured it down my shirt and pushed me down
>walking to class
>get kicked in the back and all the girls laughed
>some big fat bully put his knees on my back and punched my head
>be in class garden
>13 dudes started tearing my cloths of and threw horse shit at me and my cloths and shoes on the roof
>be going in car to get picked up
>they trow a rock through my mom's car
>have enough
>fight back
>get expelled because telling doesn't work
>>36898107
>be me 5 years ago
>somewhat normalfag, talks to girls, has friends who dicked around with in class
>reading romeo and juliet, i'm tybalt
>tybalt gets killed
>not enough males to do the male roles, so some girls have to take male roles
>girl reads where romeo kills tybalt
>after class
>girl goes "I killed you, anon!" as a kind of playful joke
>I fucking blurt like the autist I am "My dream finally came true!"
>fucking 10/10 girl i have a huge crush on just says "Your dream is to die? That's messed up.
>if you listened, you could hear my heart snap in half
I fucked up, BAD.
Just Like You by Celldweller really describes how I felt right then.
If I'm living my life then why does it feel like my heart,
Will break in two?
Failure is calling as my dreams are falling apart
Just like you
pic kind of related, how i looked on the inside vs the outside.
I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die.
>>36900946
Hey hey Anon, welcome to the club! Pull up a chair and make yourself comfortable, it's gonna be a long ride.
>>36900755
>celldweller
my nigguh
>>36900755
At least you almost had a chance with a girl Anon. I was such a fucking beta I only talked to one girl and she was dating my best friend...
>>36898107
I dropped out of high school but here's a middle school story.
>walking with "friends" out of class
>one of them for whatever fucking reason shoves me
>fall and hit my head on the corner wall of the girls bathroom
>immediately start crying but don't want everyone to see me cry so I just close my eyes really hard
>everyone starts freaking out because they probably thought they killed me
>can feel the hundreds of kids staring and talking about me as the teacher goes and gets a wheelchair and they put me in it
>still pretending I'm passed out they take a shortcut through the band room
>I can hear the girl I had a huge crush on say "oh my god is that anon"
>embarrassed as fuck
>rumor goes around I tried to sneak into the girls bathroom and knocked out by a girl
The girl that pushed me was a fucking jew too.
>changing in locker rooms
>try to be as quick as possible like always
>our year's biggest loudmouth slut has the locker next to mine
>of course
>"Damn girl, you got a hairy back!"
>other girls roar with laughter and I slam my door and walk away
>some years later she was all over the news for going on a cross country trip w her black bf to avoid arrest
>3 kids and still in jail
>feels good
>>36899906
sounds fun dudette
i feel so edgy knowing exactly what school that's a picture of
>>36901455
I literally took like the first pic from google.
>>36901485
its columbine nigger
>>36901503
Columbine? You can't be fucking serious...
>>36901503
>>36901557
It's not Columbine, but it's very similar. Look at pic related, there are huge windows in all the circular sections. It's just a stock photo that is very widely used.
>>36901786
If I were a parent I wouldn't send my kid to Columbine just because what happened and histories tendency to repeat itself.
>>36901902
Nigger, people always install a security system in the barn once the pigs are in the house.
Columbine is probably one of the safest public high schools in America.
I don't have direct or recent knowledge of this but I still feel pretty confident in my assertion.
>>36901902
I think the problem is that Columbine probably has better security than the average school because of the shooting, but there is also a higher chance of copycats, so who knows. I guess it's not worth sending your kids there anyway, because it must be very depressing. Unless you have a really edgy kid.
>>36902033
Only on 4chan can a thread about high school stories be derailed into a thread about whether or not to send your kid to Columbine!
>>36898375
>>talk as little as possible to avoid sperging
I know that feel brO
>>36898375
I also fantasized about suicide even though I don't want to die at all. The fantasy part was me writing a suicide letter that tells off everyone in my life who would try to use my death for free attention coins and sympathy points by posting about me on instagram. My fantasy would be to verbally assault all those who pretended to care about me and I would write a specific list of people who are allowed to grieve, and all the rest can fuck themselves.
Honestly it makes me sick thinking that if I randomly died tomorrow I would have 147 normalfaggots posting on Facebook about how I was such a great person and they miss me so much ;_; please thumbs up this post and share!!! even though those people never bothered to talk to me at all while I was alive
>>36898107
>Went through high school trying my best, being nice to people, answering questions in class, and pretending to be interesting enough to have friends
>semi-successful, although very awkward, and no true friends. nobody wants to actually talk to me
>still left high school thinking I did alright
>5 years later I learn through a convoluted chain of informants that my teachers had an internal memo about me specifically
>they discussed how to be careful around me, how to spot hidden weapons in baggy clothing, and how to stay safe when alone with me
>they suspected that I was going to shoot up the school one day and kill a bunch of people even though I never had that thought at all
>I was just trying to keep my head low, be nice, and LARP as a normal person, thought I was somewhat convincing, and years later I learn that I was seen as a fucking loser who was ready to kill the entire school
>they probably only talked to me so I would spare them in a possible school shooter scenario
actually soul crushing
>be a huge cunt
>lose to a bigger cunt
the end
>>36900545
What the fuck type of school did you go to?
>>36902567
>tfw same
oreganolioioioioi
>Tfw no interesting high school stories to tell because every day I went to school spent the entire day doing my work with headphones in and went home.
>>36902805
Are you sure because your MFW looks like he would shoot up a high school?
>>36902755
sounds either eastern european or south american
>>36902899
More like California. legit thugs bullied me
>>36902860
I must've been a scary dude then because I'm a 6'3 guy that wore nothing but the same black hoodie and black sweatpants combo every day of the week.
>be me
>have a huge crush on two girls at the same time
>end up liking this girl and asking her to prom
>she says yes
>two weeks later cheerleader Stacy said hey and we start to talk
>hanging with her and we start to date
>start to like first girl and start to talk with both
>get asked to second girls prom
>I went to prome with first girl and had an amazing time
>realised I liked her more
>second girl sais there is no chance me and her will be together (breaks heart) even though I like first girl more
>after prom second girl wants to be friends only
>mfw I throw away a relationship with a hot Stacy to just be friend zoned by an even hotter girl
>>36902567
this is the first time I've actually been moved by a 4chan post
>tfw i recently realized hs was supposed to be the time i got a qt gf
>now in college you need a job to seduce a roastie
>ive had plenty of chances at getting my dick wet but they flew way over my head every time
>now i want to die for the slim chance i get to redo life
I would've sperged out anyway.
>>36903034
fuck off normie
>>36903034
I mean first girl* freindzones me, and the reason why the second girl wouldn't date me anymore was because I was Handsy with the first at prom
>>36903068
I'm far from a normiert anon, im like the supreme gentleman
I was homeschooled from 2nd grade all the way to 9th, so I had no clue how to interact with normal humans, 9th grade was hell for me, but things slowly got better throughout highschool. Funny story from 10th grade though
>in spanish class
>hate spanish, teacher can see this and puts me in a desk by myself around no one, I just sleep the classes away
>talking to someone during some walk around thing, i dont remember, and I impersonate Goofy and say "hyuck I'm gonna killa you all, hyuck"
>get, from what i can tell, some genuine little chuckles
>20 minutes later teacher calls me up to his desk
>hands me a referrel slip to go to the office and says "ehhhhhh anon, do you ehhh know why I'm sending you out?"
>because I'm sleeping and not doing my work is what i said
>"ehhh that can be part of it" as he staples the note closed, which is odd, most teachers who send me out dont do that
>walk out of class, open the note for a quick peek and read "muttered under his breath "I'm going to kill you all"
>my heart jumped into my throat and it felt like a rock fell into my stomach, I knew exactly how this was going to go
>first thought was to bolt out of the side gate of the school, but if i did that i'd look really REALLY suspicious
>decide to go to the office
Long story short, people in the office didnt like me, cops were almost called which would most certainly lead to deportation (from canada on green card) and for sure being expelled. Only thing that saved me was the fact the old principal of the school caught wind of this, took pity on me knowing I was an autistic sperg and defended me saying something wasnt right about this. got off with only 6 week suspension, and 10 weeks of anger management. 99% sure I'm on a watchlist or some shit.fuck you Mr Perez you colombian chuckle fuck
>pacing around outside during a fire drill with earphones in probably listening to lil b's god's father mixtape
>two blonde girls i recognize from my photography class walk by
>"hey lets throw pinecones at the weird kid"
>they throw pinecones at me
>be me, 16
>put in tard class because I was quiet and extremely uninterested in whatever I was supposed to be learning
>failing 4 classes
>teachers treat me like one of the tards
>everyday it's "do you need help" or "you're failing this class" or some other stupid shit like that
>in my language arts class I found out how I could leave like 20 minutes early for lunch
>usually just go to library to "work on the project" and walk out the doors 20 minutes early.
>finally the teacher said I wasn't allowed to go to the library anymore
>was pretty pissed but I asked if I could go to the tard room instead
>she said I could
>go to tard room
>sit there for until the clock hits 12:10
>it's time
>without saying a word I grab my bag and walk out >drop bag by stairs
>hear my name being called
>look back to see tard wrangler calling for me
>continue out door
>get home for lunch
>dad tells me he got an email
>dad was aware I was leaving early and was fine with it as long as I don't get caught
>email said that he had to come back to school with me to talk with the principal
>go back to school
>2 tard wranglers are sitting in the office
>tard wranglers spew shit about how they were worried about me and how I could've gotten hurt
>eventually principal asks if 8 periods is too much for me
>say it is
>get 2 class periods knocked off my schedule
>this is something only seniors with jobs get to do
>also get pulled from tard class
>normalfags find out I get to leave early
>they get jealous
>they start trying to get their last 2 classes knocked off
>none of them were approved
>mfw
Not high school bur right before, worth sharing:
>be autistic middle school kid
>be edgy
>decide to print out the Anarchist's Cookbook on school computers
>print out all 300 pages
>bring it home and forget about
>2 weeks later detective shows up to my house and talks to my parents
>didn't know at first, had Linkin Park playing loudly on headphones
>take them off for a second, notice a strange voice calling my name and saying things like "risk" and "violent"
>eventually get called downstairs and get interrogated
>shit my pants
>got a warning to not do stuff like that ever again
>parents completely lose it on me as detective leaves
>go to school for the rest of the year knowing my teachers called the cops on me but never saying anything about it
>become even more awkward
I never found out how they knew I printed it off. Must have had some logs of printouts.
>>36903434
>prints something worse than hentai
>printed more pages than my hentai
>only gets warning
MFW
>Be 15
>Be horny and a degenerate
>Ordered a dragon dildo with my mom's credit card
>Get an idea to take one to schoolwhile it's in me while wearing my sister's panties
>Sitting at the back of the class
>Bounce up and down a little on the dildo
>Trying my hardest to hide my boner
>Eventually hand-free cum for the first time, in public
>Immediately went to the bathroom after class and rode it some more until I came again
Even if someone somehow found the dildo they would never, EVER suspect someone like me using it.
>>36903543
I think the hentai was WAY worse than my cookbook. Keep in mind I was like 14 so they were a bit more gentle
>>36898107
>Junior year hs
>Waiting for health class to start
>Already sucks that I have to take this class, I'm also surrounded by normalfags
>The guy that usually sits next to me was standing near the door just like me
>Pulls out a shitty ipod touch from his pocket
>Literally fucking smashes it against the wall
>wat
>He's stomping on it
>Literally cut himself with the glass
>Teacher arrives, yet doesn't give a shit
>He cleans up the mess and p much everyone was just cheering him on
Wish i made this up, he didn't get into any trouble for it even though there was shards of the screen all over the floor
>>36903639
>book that teaches you how to literally makes bombs is worse than 2D pictures of boobs and sex.
Seems legit
>>36903622
I don't care that this is bait and fake, it's pretty hot.
>>36898107
>feel like a normalfag surrounded by autists for first time in my life
I don't follow
>>36903831
everyone else was being a tard
>>36903666
Kind of, except it doesn't actually work. You'll really hurt yourself if you try to make anything from it, the info is terrible. Not from personal experience.
And yeah, the hentai would be WAY more embarrassing to family and school. Sorry :(
>>36903831
OP here
To clarify I felt like I was surrounded by idiots. I just wanted to make it sound cooler.
>>36903879
Hey man it's all cool now, at least I get a nice story to share with 4chan out of it right?
>>36903694
Part of it's fake but I'm not going to tell which.
>>36902805
This, I feel you senpai
I thought it was funny to text someone who hadn't given me their number with inane bullshit, some out of context video game quotes and whatnot
it wasn't funny at all in hindsight and someone probably figured out who it was and I just looked like a giant creep/loser despite otherwise trying so hard to not look like the same idiot I was all through primary school
>>36903942
And why's that? It's an anonymous imageboard, afterall.
>I-I'm actually a girl.
Sure you are, kid. Sure you are.
>history class
>knock on door
>downy
>collecting recycling
>teacher hands box over
>downy shovels into box
>walks away
>segment of bins taped together
>taped to her
>fucking tardlight express
>say muh indigestion and go to bathroom
>stalk downy
>she goes down stairs
>boxes slide down
>detach
>hit bottom and explode with papers
>she fucking guns it
>vp out in halls yelling at everyone when the bell lets out
>>36902460
do you live in silicon valley anon? thats some silicon valley culture shit right there
>>36898426
>mentally ill fag
>posts disgusting anime pics
Checks out. Please do the world a favour and kill yourself
>>36899906
The same thing happened with me. The principal always kept an eye on me.
>>36900946
I'm surprised this comment was original
>>36904146
can you speak fucking english?
>Crippling social anxiety
>No friends
>Never talk unless I absolutely have to
>Was pretty much "that kid" that everyone avoids direct confrontation with and laughs at behind his back
>Get pulled aside by the vice principal at the end of one school day
>"Anon some students have brought it to my attention that you've been cutting yourself on school grounds"
>Makes me show him my wrists and forearms, no cuts
>Never cut myself in my life, no idea what that was about
>Happens again
>Show him my arms again, still nothing
>Apparently some students thought it'd be fun to start spreading the rumor to teachers and other students
>A few smaller rumors end up popping up, like that I was a Neo-Nazi and "worshipped Hitler", and that was gay
>Someone ends up writing a fake hitlist and slipping it into my locker through the slots near the top
>Like 8 names, only a couple of which I even knew
>Must have told some teacher a bullshit story or something because they ended up pulling me out of class to search my shit and found it there
>End up getting expelled because they felt I was a danger to myself or others despite desperately telling them the truth
>Never believed me
>Even my family didn't believe me
>Had to finish school by getting a GED instead of graduating
What the fuck did I ever do to you faggots
> be me
> high school student
> never went to football games but the day before games there was a pep rally
> last period, classes were shorter, and you could go home early
> except one pep rally that was outdoors and held in the morning
> so have to walk across the street to the stadium in the sun
> one day someone gets stabbed during this mass walk across the street
> huge school (2000+ people) so don't know the stabber or stabbee
> no more morning pep rallies
>>36898426
I wore my mother's thong to school once. And it was PE day, so I was in PE uniform, and couldve easily been pantsed by my friends.
>work at fancy golf course during high school as a bag boy
>notice a rich girl golfing with mom that goes to my high school
>notice she golfs with her mom every tuesday night
>ALSO notice she after she finish up for the day she throws her dirty socks in the back of her mom's SUV
>get balls to check the SUV for dirty socks while they go out to golf
>jackpot.png
>sprint over to work shed (where we stored golf bags) and masturbate in her socks for hours
>Hide socks behind drink fridge at work
>Left job after I graduated, forgot about cum harden socks, probably still there
>>36904014
No not that part, I'm actuallya nigger.
The part where Icame in class, I just mainly just sat in the lunchroom bathroom while riding the dildo, when people came in it got me even more aroused than usual
>>36904853
So you're a black man who wants a cock in his ass.
Now I've seen everything.
We had a serial rapist at our school, it was the downer kid, and since he raped the girls out of sight from the teachers the judge assumed he knew what he did was wrong, so somewhere out there, a downie is in downie jail being raped by other downies
>probably getting close to when I was finally expelled for unrelated reasons
>using Tor on a shitty netbook to bypass firewall
>being the edgy 4chan user I was I decided flashing the contents of a deepweb site to my table would be amusing
>announced what I was about to show and then turned my laptop to everyone for a moment
Somehow nobody seemed to really care and it was never brought up again but looking back... it sure seems like a retarded thing to do.
>>36904823
Cypress Texas by any chance?
>>36904922
Funny story, qt dubs
>be me
>sophomore
>basically class clown but disliked by most for being weird
>German class is the only class I can talk, make jokes, etc.
>fast forward second semester
>good friend of mine kills herself
>can't even cry, too shocked
>mom doesn't give a shit
>forces me out of bed and to school
>I'm basically emotionless all throughout the day
>I don't talk all day
>no one talks to me
>get to German class
>sit alone in the corner away from friends
>German teacher is teaching new vocabulary
>Stops teaching
>"Anon..are you okay?"
>look up
>whole class is looking at me
>burst into tears
>get sent to the office
>talk to counselor about feelings or some dumb shit
I'm a senior now and I dropped German but every time I walk by his class he still asks me if I'm okay.
How about some stories that aren't depressing and don't start with "be me" you fucking migrants.
>standing in line for lunch
>acquire lunch
>go to sit down in a random corner in the shade
>hear something approaching
>marching and song
>it hits me
>the class I had before lunch, computer science, is placed on almost the very edge of the school grounds
>said class is right next to the tard room
>the marching and chanting gets closer and louder, and what can be heard becomes clear
>the tards were watching a movie before the lunch period today
>it arrives, the tard chorus
>at least eight tards, with one leading the song
>"UH LIKE TA MUV IT MUV IT, I LIKE TA MUV MUV IT, UH LIKE TA-"
>and all the tards echo in harmony
>"MUV IT"
Madagascar was a shitty movie
>>36905547
That was heart warming, i feel good for the tards
>>36905547
Your Green text was shit. Any idiot could type the Madagascar part and get a kek out of it, doesn't make you a good storyteller.
>>36905667
I'm telling something that actually happened. Believe it or don't, but just know this; greentext does not start with "be me" no matter how often a certain website's circlejerk encourages you to do so, you fucking newfaggot.
Goddamn I miss when this place was the /oc/ hotspot. Moot removing the board was a complete waste.
>>36905667
Every greentext in this thread is shit. It's just a bunch of underage kids telling what they did yesterday in school.
>sophomore year
>Spanish class
>class filled with normies and such
>teacher is short Jewish woman
>only speaks Spanish for the first half hour of class or so
>comes up to me and says some things to me in Spanish
>tell her I have no idea what she's saying or why I'm in this class
>next day, moves me up front
>still only speaking Spanish
>ask her if she can only speak Spanish, gets annoyed and gives me dirty look.
>a week goes by and I don't even know her name
>always approaches me and explicitly talks to me in English now, thinks I have a learning disability
>ohreallynow.png
>use this to my advantage
>whenever class has to do activity I say I don't know the answer and get exempted from it
>things start to change when she informs the whole class how I refuse to do the activity and tries to shame me for it
>I keep up my song and dance routine still and nothing happens
>when we had a final the class got 1 period and I got 3 to take it, got an 80
She ruined Spanish for me and now I don't remember any of it anymore
>in AP chem
>teacher gave me and lab partner mystery chemical to determine
>put in evaporating dish over bunsen burner for some reason
>leave immediate vicinity while it boils off
>heat mystery chemical to 800 C
>mystery chemical begins to decompose
>walk over to check it out
>mystery chemical has created big toxic cloud of chlorine
>fall over on desk from concentrated chlorine
>wake up about 10 seconds later
>tfw gassed myself
>but also figured out that the mystery chemical was a chloride
>>36905796
No one is keeping you here guy.
>Senior year
>Health class
>Teacher asks what we want most from another person in a relationship
>write down answer anonymously
>he reads them out loud
>I wrote "Don't be annoying and clingy"
>He actually reads it
>Roasties in the class get visibly and audibly asshurt
>>36898107
lol i used to go to high school in OPs picture
>>36905841
>have to write something anonymously
>dont do it since its not graded why bother
>someone writes something depressing
>everyone thinks its me
Why do this shit
>>36903888
It sounded cringeworthy, man.
>>36905837
l'm not your guy, friend.
>>36905983
I'm OP I'm a faggot what do you expect?
>>36906030
I'm not your friend, human being!
>>36905858
Was it Columbine? Since earlier we had a debate on whether it was.
>>36905725
Finally, a real fucking anon. Kudos to you man.
>>36906102
I'm not your human being, communist.
>>36906155
I'm not your communist, weaboo!
>>36905096
Explusion story?
>>36906173
I'm not your weaboo, autist.
>>36902567
wow, that's actually fucked.
good on you for trying your best to be a friendly normalfag, I guess. but fuck those teachers, seriously
>>36906138
nah
its redmond high school in washington
>lunch time
>have friend who is an absolute mad man
>he says "anon follow me, I have something fun planned"
>we go into the hallway of an empty building (it was all classrooms, not the gym or a locker room or anything like that)
>he pulls out a huge bottle rocket and a lighter
>"w-what are you doing with that"
>he lights it and holds it pointed towards the ceiling
>after the fuse runs out the rocket launches and it impales a ceiling tile then explodes really loud
>starts a fire
>fortunately the fire started near those ceiling sprinkler things, which start to spray everywhere and put the fire out before too much damage is done
>still obvious something fucking exploded and burned some of the ceiling though
>we head out the back door and go to the library to do homework so we have an alibi
>as we are heading towards the library we see a few teachers and the principal sprinting towards the hallway we just blew up
>nobody saw us and there weren't any cameras positioned where they could have recorded us heading in right before the blast
>principal gets mad as fuck
>he has cops and the fire department come investigate, then announces to the school he is offering a $1000 reward out of his own pocket if somebody turns in whoever "attempted to burn down the building"
>/wantedman/
>we were never caught
>in starwell heading downstairs
>staring down at the ground because no self confidence
> girl in front of me also going downstairs with her friends
>one of them notices me behind them looking down and thinks im staring at their asses
>they call me a pervert
>next day their chad bfs pass me in the hall and ask me if i like their asses
>theres ~15 people in the hallway all snickering
i really wasnt looking at their asses i just always looked down when i was walking back then
>>36905517
I had a Spanish teacher who cared about me and asked me if I was ok when I needed it the most.
Foreign language teachers, man.
>>36906269
lol i went to mt si
>>36906182
Its a long and complicated story but basically me and this awkward black kid did a bunch of random things when the the school was closed, he stole girls clothes to wear and I threw things out of my permanent record and stole some weed pipes out of the liazon officers display case(heh), explored tunnels and the roof etc.... trolled other kids with passwords we stole. Some kid told on us weeks later and I was expelled since I was a hopeless failure and he was just suspended.
I later got expelled 3 other times. It was fun and a good story, I wish I could get CCTV video of me rolling around on chairs and shit through the school at night.
>>36904146
Is this ancient robotic rhetoric
> Be in crowded stairwell
> Very narrow, basically one lane going each way
> Asshole decides to push people downstairs
> Everyone stumbles
> I'm near the landing so everything's alright
> Push against a girl's chest
> Never felt boobs before, it was like falling into a marshmallow
> Literally the closest I've ever been to that sort of thing and the closest since
> Not my fault since she saw the asshole push everyone down
Sad part of the story it was still the closest thing since.
>>36906315
Should have sold out your "friend", anon
> claim you saw two guys running out the hallway
> give picture-perfect description for your friend but lie about your description
> get friends to back you up when your friend tries to claim you were there, you have an alibi
> collect $1000
>>36903068
>tfw never had any chances i.e. never had a unfamiliar female willing to interact with me platonically
get on my level.
>be me 3rd year in HS
>lost my book
>it's in the faculty room for some reason
>go there to get it
>teacher lectures me about how i should be responsible and stuff
>got teary eyed almost to the point of crying
>I FUCKING CRIED. jesus christ
>>36907093
I could have. My friend was getting in trouble all the time and they would have believed my word over his. But look where we are - that should tell you I didn't have many friends in high school so I didn't want to fuck over one of the few people who enjoyed spending time with me.
>>36907166
Money > Friends
>>36903068
You live in a college town right? Go to where you hear music on a friday night and bring a 12 pack of beer. You WILL find a woman.
>>36904643
>>Someone ends up writing a fake hitlist and slipping it into my locker through the slots near the top
>>Like 8 names, only a couple of which I even knew
>>Must have told some teacher a bullshit story or something because they ended up pulling me out of class to search my shit and found it there
>>End up getting expelled because they felt I was a danger to myself or others despite desperately telling them the truth
>>Never believed me
>>Even my family didn't believe me
if you pressed if further you might have been able to have it examined for fingerprints.
>first day of highschool waiting for doors to open
>no motivation to go to school, figure i'm going to kill myself eventually so it's a waste of time
>jackass pushes me for no reason
>fuck this
>walk home and never go back
still probably gonna an hero
>keep a journal/diary on me because it was the only thing I could vent my problems to
>accidently leave it behind in class one day
>some Stacy finds it and turns it in
>get called into the office the day afterwards
>they found my edgy ramblings, shitty doodles, and pages about how I just want to blow my brains out
>the vice principal tells me that my art is shit and that I disgust her
>get in school suspension only to have it changed to regular suspension because I tried to strangle myself during it
Can anyone tell me where those kids in columbine even got those guns? I want guns just to learn to modify them and have them as security
>>36907564
wasn't it one of their uncles or something?
>>36907222
Does that work? I live near college towns but i feel like everyone will tell me to go away
>>36907564
>>36907584
One of their older friends helped them buy a few of the guns at a gun show, and I believe they bought the others from a coworker at the Blackjack's Pizza restaurant they both worked at.
>>36907619
How much would one of those smgs cost? A used pistol? Something cheap just to start with.
>>36907637
I was unaware this was /k/ now...
>>36902567
>tfw I had the exact same situation.
>tfw I tackled a student who had a knife and threatened to stab the teacher (he was full mega autismo to my autism-lite).
>tfw found out they purposely put me into a separate class group and class schedule to all my friends, because they thought they were bad influences that could trigger the school shooter inside of me.
If I could go back, I would shoot up the school, if I'm being punished for it, I might as well do it.
>>36903391
The start of this is exactly me, id pay attention to whatever was going on for 5 minutes and then want to go to sleep.
The rest of the time i just tried to avoid being teased.
>>36907564
Straw purchases and private sales.
If you want wat gun iz gud advice for CC or hone defense, go to /k/, we'll help you out.
>>36904643
That is fucking awful. If I was you I would've just shot up your goddamn school before committing an hero. Nobody should have to go through that.
[original]>tfw the government will track this post and put me on the watchlist[/original]
>>36906441
You don't have to explain yourself. Fat lotta good it'll do now.
>>36903327
I was hoping you would end that by saying 'i should have got you when i had the chance"
>>36907637
A Hi-Point can be had for $100.
For a cheap carry gun, there's a Makarov or a derivative, usually found in a kit for $200-300.
At $300-400 you can get certain wonder-nines and police trade ins.
Kahr are particularly good for new guns in this price range, but you can find police trade in Glocks for this usually.
$500-1000 is king wondernine and 1911 territory.
If you want a really good carry gun, this will be your price range - find a nice small frame polymer pistol or, even stuff like the CZ-2075 RAMI, best carry gun out there IMHO.
$1,000 plus for pistols gets you into custom and target territory.
For rifles, a cheap second hand 10/22 can be had all day for $150-200 and it's a great gun to learn on.
For some surplus, Nugget used to be the go to, but nowadays they don't cost anything less than Turk/Yugo Mausers or SMLEs, which are both objectively better guns.
For some bolt actions, Sako, Tikka, Remshit, all make cheap to nice ($100-800) actions and guns, pick your poison.
But, if you're buying a .22lr bolt action, I'd say spring for a CZ, they are unparalleled in quality IMHO - it's a gun you can teach your great grandchildren on.
If you want an intermediate semi-auto, you can either build or buy a basic bitch AR-15 for $400-500 - some guy supposedly did a build for under $275 by being a Jew.
>>36898107
>Be in year 11 (16)
>fucking around in hallways
>talking to friends
>Teachers always talk to us during a controversial conversation
>one time talking about Efuckt.com
>we go quiet as the teacher comes by
>hes my math teacher
>we dont say anything
>he asks what we were talking about
>we say its nothing
>he keeps prodding
>finally say what it is
>describe in detail of a man getting his dick between two floor boards
>his face goes from curious to horrified
>needless to say he didnt ask about my conversations again
i have other stories like this
>>36908551
I love those teachers that you could talk to as a peer without them trying too hard. Like swearing or talking anout sex in front of them.
Only downside is that only the Chads and Tyrones would take advantage of this while I would sit in a corner reading or sleeping. Though I did get high marks and recommendations from them for getting the highest grades.
>small school, less than 400 students
>either wasn't feeling well or it was a pointless day, can't remember
>had decided to leave early just before lunch
>call mom, have her pick me up, go home
>not even an hour later my friend texts me and tells me that something in the school caught on fire and they had to evacuate
>students had to stand outside awhile, fire department shows up, the works
>turns out a teacher was helping a tard wash and dry his clothes because he was too poor to afford such a thing
>tard's clothes were in the drier and were left in there too long
>tard inadvertently caught drier on fire, and almost caught the school on fire
>that feel when I barely managed to miss the school catching on fire
I fucking hated that tard. I've got more stories about him if anyone's interested.
>>36908666
nice trips, this is pretty much how i was with all my male teachers, they liked me enought that i became a prefect
>>36908668
The tard probably made boom boom or pee pee and had to be cleaned up. That's why the clothes were in the wash.
>>36908668
Please do, I hate yards more than niggers.
>>36908702
Nah. Each year the four classes got to take a yearly field trip and they were washing his clothes to prepare for the trip.
He did, however, shit his pants in class one day. This is from my friend's perspective because I wasn't there,
>senior year
>sitting in class
>teacher talking, not really listening
>start to smell something
>smells like shit, like literal shit
>follow scent, look over at tard
>tard looking down at his desk, looks like he's about to burst into treats
>other people start to smell it and start asking questions
>tard starts to fucking cry
>there's shit in his chair, room smells fucking terrible
>teacher figures out what happens
>rest of class has to leave the room because of smell and so the janitor could come clean it
>they help change tard and clean him
>talk walks around in goofy looking sweatpants all day, everyone knew he shit his pants
I don't know why the tard was in the class. I think it was one of the below-average class and they tried to integrate him into it so he could feel normal.
>>36908754
Coming up my man.
Got out of high school a month ago. My entire 4 years were just being careful of not standing out. I literally went one year without making a friend. Staying quiet and showering more than I did in middle school was my best bet.
Everyday I thank the almighty that I never once slipped in the middle of a lunchroom, split my pants while bending over, or leaned to far back in a chair.
The only thing I did was twist my knee while running but no one really laughed about that.
>>36908789
>5th grade
>advanced history class gets to on an overnight field trip to a hotel 2 hours away
>our school was there to present mock-bills as some sort of mock-government thing in a presentation room at said hotel
>for some reason tard gets to go along on said field trip so he could be a "door guard"
>him and some other kid just stood in front of the door the entire event
>didn't do anything, contributed nothing, they just wanted to make him feel special
Anyways,
>day before actual event, on the way to hotel we get to stop at a mall
>split the kids into groups of 5 and said go nuts
>Please don't let tard be in my group, please don't let tard be in my group
>tard ends up in my group, just my luck
>baby sit tard the entire time, eventually we have to go back to food court so we can eat and leave
>tard bums around to get money, gets Subway
>I was getting Subway too
>get to watch tard try to explain to Subway employee what kind of sandwich he wanted
>tard keeps trying to say tomatoes, comes out as "momaydo"
>Subway employee keeps asking what tard said
>mfw tard starts to get angry, Subway employee dropping spaghetti
>finally Subway guy figures it out, hands tard his sandwich
>tard sits down to eat
>gets up, 10 minutes later seem him sit back down with pizza and breaksticks
>turns out he got up to bum more money from a teacher so he could get more good
>tard didn't even eat his Subway
Fucking tards.
>freshman year on the bus
>I pick a random seat on a nearly empty bus
>fat nigger gets on next stop, wants my seat
>I tell him no, he sits on me and pushes me into the window
>for some reason I carried a box cutter with me everywhere
>pull his head back and hold knife to his jugular and calmly ask "do you want to die today?"
>he begs me to let him go and moves away
>he's bleeding, but just a little more than a shaving cut
>he starts crying and saying "what the fuck anon what the fuck"
>get expelled, put on house arrest for 6 months
I also got expelled the next year for telling a Stacy I was going to kill her and fuck her body which got me a year in a psych ward. I just got my GED after that.
>>36904726
thanks for the flashbacks of the time my mother mooned me because I didn't believe she would own a thong.
she is not a slender woman.
>>36902567
Jesus anon
You'll be OK
>>36908974
This isn't my story but one of my friend's stories,
>family just moved three hours to a new city
>first day at new school
>keeping to myself, lunch time rolls around
>sit down at table, some other kid sits down with me
>we talk some, eventually tard comes and sits down across from me
>never seen a tard up close before
>eventually smell of tard hits my nose, he smells fucking terrible
>tard starts to eat his pizza
>can see the jagged yellow teeth in his mouth
>after taking a bite of pizza cheese hangs from his mouth to his chin
>slobber everywhere, this sight mixed with the smell makes me want to vomit
>stop eating my food, just look down and wait for lunch to end
>lunch eventually ends, get the fuck away from tard
That was his first impression of our school.
>>36905667
post a funny greentext that'll make me laugh like his did then faggot
>>36905547
lol'd
rpui1[1ru39r
>>36909015
>I tell him no, he sits on me and pushes me into the window
>for some reason I carried a box cutter with me everywhere
>pull his head back and hold knife to his jugular and calmly ask "do you want to die today?"
>he begs me to let him go and moves away
>he's bleeding, but just a little more than a shaving cut
>he starts crying and saying "what the fuck anon what the fuck"
Your not fooling anyone Anon, you don't have to lie to impress us
>>36908504
not the guy you responded to, but thanks for the info
>>36909203
>you don't have to lie to impress us
I know, that's why I didn't.
>>36909217
No problem.
Give me your state and I can explain a few legal issues you may have to work with.
>>36905841
Something similar happened
to me in 6th grade.
>Sex Ed teacher assigns hw. We have to get our parents to right a list of rules they set for us on dating.
>No clue why we need to do this assignment. Tell parents they agree that it's stupid but right list any way.
> next day hand in envelop that we were to put hw in.
> Teacher decides to randomly draw envelopes and read list out loud.
> Pulls envelops generic stuff like no sex till marriage, no dating after 9.
>Pulls last one and reads. "No fat chicks.
>entire class keks including me. Teacher not amused. Calls out owner of the list
>Hey it's me!
>She gives me detention assumes I forged it calls my parents.
>Parents life their asses off tell them yeah they wrote it.
Teacher visibly fuming. Still got detention
>Worth just for the story
>>36900946
welcome to the club buddy, enjoy your stay
>>36909254
Man, I had a few things like that, but my dad backed Mr up, if just to fuck with the school.
Like, I got detention for failing to get my book signed by my parents or for a uniform infraction, dad wouldn't even let me go to the detention, nearly decked the headmaster because I got a detention for picking a sacrilegious subject for an essay.
Never once spent an afternoon in detention, even if it was only for his ego.
Truth of my family is:
Never had any affection from him whatsoever, and with my mother the affection has always been fake and more compulsory than anything.
She'd be so fucking sweet, then I hear her say her real feelings under her breath, or accidentally hear her from around the corner.
One time heard her say that she thought I might put up cameras to take naked pictures of my sister - the thought that my own mother thinks I'm that sort of cunt just dropped me, but it did open my eyes.
I keep up appearances, I visit them every couple of weeks, all happy family, but I won't care when they die - maybe I will for my dad, because at least he never lied about caring, we always knew my brother was his favourite.
I went to school maybe half the time and when I did it was in a room with other fuckups doing makeup work..
>>36909349
Man that's rough buddy. I got lucky with my family. Your mom sounds like a right bitch. Don't blame you for not giving a fuck about them. Got any friends you can replace them with?
>be me in hs
>working on a project in school library on the pc
>have a 4chan tab open
>refresh /b/ every few min cause i suck at concentrating (this was back in 08, b is cancer now)
>be scrolling through catalog
>one thread has a naked girl image
>teacher walks by behind me, didnt notice
>out of nowhere an angry "what are you looking at young man!" behind me
>jumpscared
>close tab quickly
>"ehh nothing"
>let me see the browser history
>she doesnt click the catalog instead scrolls first page
>first time 14 year old me was happy there was no porn on the first page
>"mhm, ok. but i don't want to see you on strange sites again!"
>got away without trouble
>ez
>>36909452
Hahah, fuck no.
I've got a wife, but she doesn't understand my mental state and doesn't want to know.
My brothers and sisters are mostly good, if all a bit fucked up either way, and I can really be myself when I'm out with them, because they understand our mother.
I wouldn't care if she was an outright cunt to us, but don't offer us kindness and then use it as a weapon or spite us for it.
My wife has integrated closely with my mother and just doesn't understand why I'm weary around her, I think she'll understand in time.
>>36909530
>>36909452
This shit just reminded me.
>Dad's 50th coming up soon.
>I know he's stand offish mostly but I really want to show him how much he means to me.
>Think back to my youth, the only bonding we ever had was playing Warcraft and Duke Nukem together or Watching Stargate SG1.
>Save up for weeks, buy him the SG1 10 season box set, build him a new computer and buy him StarCraft II.
>Give it to him in a big box, wrapped, with a card explaining that I really enjoyed sharing these with him as a kid.
>He never opens the SG1 boxset, he never opens the Star Craft box, he uses the computer and not picked issues with it's functionality.
>Never mentioned the time or effort that went in.
>He didn't even smile when I gave him his gift.
I nearly fucking killed myself that night.
>>36903335
Damn, you almost got quads there
>>36904643
Lal. What a bunch of fucking assholes. That reminds me of something that happened to a friend of mine:
>friend often smokes weed during lunch hours at his school
>friend is also a weirdo
>one day someone reports him, saying he has a gun
>the police come and search him and his locker
>they find the weed
>friend is sent to "alternative" school for the shit birds.
>Parents made him shave his head.
>friend is drug tested for a few months
>Me and him smoke chronic in between drug tests
>I continue to lol.
>>36909497
>2008
>catalog on 4chan
Yeah, nah.
>>36909963
Yeah, I picked it there as well, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt because he said page first page later on.
>>36898107
Ill post a few
>be me in english class
>the teacher is a super cute 28 year old or something girl
>giving us a lecture one day
>wasnt really paying attention but it leads to her scolding the loud kids in the back of the class
>get fucked normies
>then she goes on to say that the quitest kids are always the ones with hidden smarts and talent
>says this as she stared at me
>kids whisper among each other
>most likely about how im a huge weirdo school shooter
I just want this to end for fucks sake, end it all some one come and kill me while i sleep
>>36900946
Fuck off Shinji
Origional
>be me
>high school graduation day
>held in state college indoor stadium
>place is filled to the rafters
>literally packed
>everybody is excited taking pictures with friends
>bell rings
>it's time to go
>we all line up on stadium floor waiting for out turn to walk
>school principal calls us up alphabetically by name one at a time
>with each name called roaring cheers and applause are heard
>friends & family of the students give super long applause
>feels like the entire stadium cheers for the one person who is called
>suddenly begin sweating profusely
>remember that I have absolutely no friends
>my family had to work that day
>no one to cheer for me
>spaghetti feels like it's going to pop out
>3/4th's of all the students have been called up
>my name is finally called up after a Chad's
>could literally feel the stadium shake from all the cheers when his name was called
>It's time
>"Congratulations, anon! Will you please come on up."
>..........
>pure fucking silence
>literally no sounds aside from my footsteps
>no claps, no cheers, absolutely nothing
>feels like I have to walk a mile to reach the podium
>Principal pitifully congratulates me again as he hands me diploma
>pats me on the back
>step down from podium area and stage
>walk straight through the crowd of students still eagerly waiting for their turn
>make my way to the exit
>hear the next name called
>immediate applause and cheers
>get back to my car
>tears literally won't stop rolling down my face
Went and bought Little Caesars pizza for myself afterwards to try and cheer myself up. Ate alone back at my house in my room.
>>36902805
this, stayed out of the normies way as much as i possibly could.
>be me
>compulsory woodwork class
>teacher tells us of a story of what happens to people who arent careful on the rotating sander and peoples skin being sanded
>terrified
>spend 2 weeks doing nothing because i have to use the sander
>teacher notices gets angry at me tells me to use it
>keep doing nothing
>yanks my project out of my hands and sands it for me
>gives me a look
thanks
>electronics class
>scared of soldering
>do absolutely nothing for a whole term
>teacher doesnt notice
>nothing happens
>>36911655
>>36902805
>>36903987
[/original]>what are you listening to anon?[original]
>>36898107
They knew you did it. They were just too awkward to want to deal with it further and wanted to make the problem go away.
>>36898107
>first day of HS
>don't talk to anyonejust in case
>never bother with showers
>be smelly fuck
>have jacket I wore from middleschool and it stinks too
>walking to first class
>"what the fuck is that smell"
>just keep walking thinking this is just how people talk
>"holy shit is that Anon?"
>middleschool roastie spots me
>"why do you smell like a dumpster"
>clench my fists
>stupid cunt, if we weren't in school
>everyone is seated
>people wafting textbooks near me
>realize I'm almost grunting with heavy breathing
>count to 100 like my grandma told me to when I need to calm down
>"Mrs. Smith I can't sit here, it smells like shit"
>almost scream like I normally do but stay calm
>roastie teacher instead moves me to the back of the class
>everyone whispering about my smell
>put up with the same routine all year until I drop out
Everyday I wanted to bring a gun to school and shoot them in the legs, not even kill them. But I've been getting calmer since then so I can't say that anymore.
>>36902711
lmfao story of my life.
When you can tell another boy is actively plotting against you to ruin your reputationa nd spread lies about you so he can win and you are ruined.
[/spoiler] > tfw it worked
>>36912039
Just shower you stinking fuck
People like you piss me off when other people are forced to be around you the least you can do is be hygienic.
Hope you fucking die you worthless piece of shit
>>36911588
Literally the same, except I'm 26 years old and still don't have my driver's license, leaving me to endure all my painful experiences until someone else escorts me out.
>>36898107
I literally never talked to anyone for my entire HS experience besides teachers. I eventually stopped going and got a GED.
>>36912039
I have a fucking body odour problem where i smell no matter how hard I try and youre just fucking not showering for no reason? Fucking freak
>>36911588
That means you've successfully managed to drop off the radar. You can do all sorts of things really the only people that could trace anything back to you are alphabet agencies. Don't be depressed about it.
t. Guy who can't even find himself on the internet
>>36902567
Wow. Stories like these make me realize that awkward/troubled individuals are just treated like fucking safety hazards in public schools nowadays. My condolences, anon.
>>36902359
gb2reddit
reeeeeeeee
>>36911951
>tfw listening to anime ops when someone asks that question
Fucking high schoolers why did they want to know so bad
>be me, 16yo kid
>Pretty normalfag, had friends and shit, not too bad of an autist
>Still be a depressed fuck
>draw suicide shit in my notebook like an absolute loser
>roastie sees my shit and talks about it to the teacher without telling my about it
>"anon, may i see your textbook please?"
>surprised, but she did this in the middle of the class so i couldn't really say no.
>sees a drawing of some monster strangling a kid
>i tried to draw how depression makes me feel.
>says something like "try and not waste your talent on such depressing things, you can draw well but this is quite worrying."
> whole class is silent.
>i went from normalfag to robot in an instant
>friends felt bad being around me
>getting made fun of by random pupils throughout all of HS.
Why the fuck did she have to meddle in my fucking shit? what do normalfags think that would accomplish apart from ruining my HS experience.
>>36898107
Bump famalamadingdong bump