>Come home >Enter bedroom >See this What do?

Untie that poor girl. Call the police. Ask her what happened. Find out who did this to her on my bed.

>>36896322
then accuses you for rape because you didn't rape her

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>>36896289
>She MUST eat this.

>>36896289
Fuck her like I'm about to die and have to leave my genes.
Is that what you wanted me to say? Stupid thread.

>>36896289

Sniff feet 2bqhwy

Promise to release her but still use her soles to rub out a thick nut i'd spray on her calves before I did. I'm only human.

Get ready to jerk off to my pornfu getting BLACKED

>"how did you manage to tie yourself up?"

>>36896289
Ask her who she is and what she's doing in my bed.

>>36896289
Kill and eat her.

piss all over her desu

is she the greatest meme porn star of our time?

>>36896289
jerk off and drop loads all over her toes and feed her tomatoes

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>>36896472

Nobody even comes close

Ask her where the hot pornstars are and why I'm stuck with her weird ass face.

I find her very attractive.

I wish she wan't a coalburner.

>>36896289
kiss her on the mouth, hug her, complete my life's dream i.e. dying not alone with a grenade or by knife or something, I'm not picky

>>36896289
Go trim my hedge.

>>36896354
Keeping it oregano i see
Memory of it is fuzzy, but bitches love a bowl of eggs.

>>36896289
I guess I'd have to ask her why her fucking legs are crossed for once

You guys think it'd be weird If I just kind of lay next to her and softly cried into her shoulder?

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>>36896354
>>36896726
It was a great meme, faggot

>>36897158
She's a pornstar, she's probably dead inside

Plan A: Worship her feet like a good boy

Plan B: Untie her and let her put me in bondage

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>>36896289
start sniffing and licking her feet lick im a fucking dog

Do a 360 and walk away fastly

>>36897422
>memory of it is fuzzy
I don't remember what the anon said exactly(in your pic). I thought people here just misspelled and said original often.

>>36896418

i'd want her to get blacked by a huge thug nigger BBC, her riding cowgirl and then i go in and stick my small white cock up her asshole whilst the BBC fucks her cunt and shoots his potent bull seed deep inside her whilst i shoot my impotent white just barely inside her tight asshole

Looks like someone is getting their clit cut off. Quite fortunate how she managed to kidnap herself for me.

Do a 360 and walk towards her

>>36896289
pull out my glock and look for the nigger that tied her up only to find out my vidya is all gone and shoot the bitch instead