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this right here is the big dog and this is HIS lawn. btfo

You're a big dog.

originalireiomadamama

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>>36895344
for you.....
originaldog

>>36895293
You think you're the top dog, huh? You think you're the big dog? You think you've got the best dogs? Do you think you can just walk up here, walking down the street proclaiming yourself top dog? Do you think you're the top dog? Do you think your bark is the loudest? Let me show you my big dogs, let me show you what I've got in my wallet. Let me show you something special, I want you to know how special you are to me. I want you to know that you're not the big dog, but I'm the big dog. The big dominant dog, the top dog, the leader of the pack, wolf pack, alpha. I want to show you my big dogs. Right here, this big dog, this is my silver Chihuahua, one of the uncommon big dogs. You think you got what it takes to defeat my silver Chihuahua? Well let me throw this at you... A platinum retriever, that's right, its higher than a golden retriever. This dog, this dog right here, is more powerful than you could possibly imagine. It's got 14,000 attack points, its the biggest dog around. You think you're the top dog now, huh? Well I'll show you. My greyhound bus. It's a bus that's named after a dog. It's got 15,000 attack points. Now do you think you're the top dog? You think you're the top dog around here? Do you think you can just walk around my street and piss on any fire hydrant you want? You think you're the kind of dog that can come into my house and just piss all over the carpet? Piss all over the rug? Piss all over the motherfucking blinds? Do you think that I'm okay with you doing that? Do you think I'm an alright person? Do you think that, deep down inside, that I'm an okay person? Maybe I'm just a bad person. Maybe I'm a bad dog. Maybe I want you to treat me like I've been a disobedient puppy, but let me show you something else, let me show you something that I've never shown anyone before. It's my frog dog. It's the best dog ever. It's got 16,000 attack points. It's more powerful than both of my earlier shit-tier dogs. This is an A-Class dog right here.

>>36895322
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo...
-Dunn turns off mic-

>>36895692
this is my yard now
orangione

>>36895515
I came in here to shit post but can't now because of this guy stealing all my thunder