Neckbeard thread

>>36894395
>this is not a requirement for traps

>traps

Oh no it's retarded.

>>36894484
Traps have always been a crucial part of this community, friend.
They too are males who have been forsaken by this world and therefore are welcome here.

>>36894395
brudi stop

>>36894558
they have more support than gays
they aren't forsaken

>>36894395
serveyfags need to fucking neck themselves

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I shaved for a wagekek interview that I didn't get. They'll fucking pay, my god, they will pay.

>>36894558
>Traps have always been a crucial part of this community

Maybe the /lgbt/ community

traps are too far gone to be robots.

>>36894395
Retired
Married
Young have lots of friends
A beard but not a faggot like you
Love life
You guys do realise you make up maybe 5% of this board right? I was here first son and not going anywhere

>>36894695
Holy fuck your old and fat!

>>36894596
>Chad doesn't want to fuck them
>they will never be women
>they kill themselves when they hit 30
I think they deserve to be welcomed here.
>>36894695
>wagekeking
Just get in crypto friend. I've doubled my $400 investment this month with it. You could also try dropshipping.
>>36894779
>a beard but not a faggot like you
It's a NECKbeard. If you're high-test enough to have a real beard and and not literal pubes growing on your neck because you're too lazy to do anything about this get out and go to /reddit/.
Also I specifically said no normals allowed, isn't there some "greentext stories about picking up girls" thread you could shit up with your normalposting?

>>36894857
>fat
It's a low angle you fucking dingus.
>old
I'm 23, shit for brains.

>>36894991
>i-it was a funny angle!
Nigga I can see the folds in your neck

>>36894909
>Chad doesn't want to fuck them
this applies for some girls too. doesnt mean they dont have tons of orbiters
>they will never be women
we dont always get what we want. that applies to everyone
>they kill themselves when they hit 30
because by that point, they've already fucked their shit up, and look disgusting

>>36894991
>I'm 23
So you ARE old. Lol

>>36895048
maybe, just maybe... because I'm looking down to a camera perhaps.

fuck it, here's your (you) jack sprat.

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>>36895048
>only fat people have folds when they tilt their heads down

>>36895138
I sure as hell don't. Maybe if you weren't fat you'd know this

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>>36895101
the average age of r9k is considered old.

o-okay?

A girl said hi to me today, am I allowed in this thread?

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>>36894395
>NEET
nope
>male
yes
>virgin
no
>socially retarded
no
>neckbeard
no
>given up on life
no
>girl shown interest in me
yes

lmao get fuck OP you fat retard!

>>36895169
I'm not the poster in the picture, and I also don't get folds but normal weight people can have those as well.
>>36895206
That depends anon. If that's the farthest you've gone with a girl I think we can make an exception for you

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>>36895232
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMALSHITS LEAVE NOOOOOOOOW

>>36895247
Yes but it's far more typical for fat people to have them. Plus you can see how wide his old head is

>>36894395
>no normalshits allowed.
>posts pictured of himself and isn't deformed
How about you leave, you angsty fuckhead who could easily fix his life if he put in the effort. Fucking normie.

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really fires up the old almonds.

kys OP you /soc/ faggot.

>are a NEET
check (b-but I'm taking night classes)
>are a male
check
>are a virgin
...check
>are socially retarded
I'd like to think I'm fun to be around... but that's what a socially retarded person might think
>have a neckbeard
shaved it two days ago, I shave about once every other month
>have given up on life
not yet but dear god something has to give soon

Am I just a failed normie?

>>36895206
>doesn't post neckbeard
>girl said hi to him
This isn't looking too good here friend
>>36895312
Please don't bully anon, this is a no-bullying thread for neckbeards.

>>36895368
>pulling numbers out of her ass
Nice try tho

>>36895358
I'm 5'8" anon. And social retardation and the inability to not repulse females just by looking at them is similar to a deformation.
>>36895421
>Am I just a failed normie?
Anon I'm afraid that's exactly what you are. Why don't you leave this site, do some extensive self improvement and find happiness?

>>36894395
I am considered a NEET even tought support myself drawing furry porn on the internet?

>I ate 2 boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts yesterday
>Mummy refuses to buy me tendies and donuts
Should I show her my dark side

>tfw mummy buys me kfc tendies
Normies will NEVER know this feeI

>>36895525
Absolutely. That's a truly patrician way of living. How long did it take you to get to a level where you can sell your art to furries?

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>>36894395
>are a NEET
Yes
>are a male
Yes
>are a virgin
Yes
>are socially retarded
I'm only coherent when I type
>have a neckbeard (this is not a requirement for traps but then you have to post feminine penis for proof)
I shave every other week
>have given up on life
Yes
>no girl has ever shown any interest in you
Girls have shown interest before, but I'm socially inept irl which is an immediate deterrent to most. I've had two online "gf"s before.

>>36895595
>gets a shitty art degree, not even a good one
>too coward to jump in the comic industry as intended
>furrys want dicks
>i provide said dicks
>furries paid good money for said dicks
>5 years, the dicks are still being produced

>>36895652
>I've had two online "gf"s before.
I'm sorry it didn't work out anon. Now get out of here, get another internet gf and don't fuck up this time.
>>36895667
Could you send me some examples of your art? I've been interested in drawing furry porn for money for some time, but my drawing skills are absolute garbage.
I can do decent lineart if I spend enough time on it but I can't shade and color for shit.
I just want to see what level of quality I should be aiming at

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>>36895795
i charge $25 dollars for this, some consider that price very cheap.

>>36894395
>>are a NEET
No
>>are a male
No
>>are a virgin
No
>>are socially retarded
No
>>have a neckbeard
No
>>have given up on life
Yes
>>no girl has ever shown any interest in you
No
But I'm here to say, since when neckbeard are a thing, i love beards, neckbeards included.
so if u have a shitty life don't blame ur beard.

This board has been flooded with normies. Any migration recommendations?

>>36895795
>get another internet gf and don't fuck up this time.
Internet "gf"s aren't much more than escapism. I could never feel comfortable transitioning a relationship like that to real life. I feel uncomfortable being a human around others in real life and can't properly articulate my thoughts; often times my mind goes blank even when around family because I'm just overwhelmed with the sensation of being around another human being. The sensation distracts me and I grow incapable of thought and speech.

The online "relationship"s I've been in made me feel a little less lonely, the company was nice; but I was also sad being conscious of the fact that I was leading the other party on and knowing I could never be myself irl. Knowing it's just a temporary escape from my situation, an opiate of sorts, makes me sad. So I just don't do it anymore.

I'm content with being a lonely person. I have my hobbies and interests to occupy my mind.

>>36895865
Hey anon that's honestly quite good. Do you also do colorful stuff? I feel like I could probably make something similar to this because there's no sharing, but can't figure out how to draw fur.
Also in your experience does straight furry porn pay as well as gay furry porn?
>>36896047
I'm not blaming my neckbeard, I just feel like getting to the point where you don't even bother doing anything about your neckbeard even though it looks unkempt and repulsive is an important step for every sad and lonely fuck.
>>36896095
Why couldn't you just bee yourself irl? If you're really that autistic ask them to pretend you're on skype in a dark room the first time you meet.

OP you kinda look like Aphex Twin

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>>36896136
>Why couldn't you just bee yourself irl?
GEE WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT

i don't get it
you can just shave

>>36896221
No I mean why couldn't you be the same as you are over the internet? You can get a girl to like you enough to want to be your girlfriend on the internet, why not just pretend you're still on skype when you meet irl?

>>36894395
>are a NEET
Yep, hopefully temporarily
>are a male
Yeah
>are a virgin
Tfw 30yo virgin
>are socially retarded
Yeah. I can handle social interaction in small doses, though
>have a neckbeard (this is not a requirement for traps but then you have to post feminine penis for proof)
I have an okish beard that i fail to properly maintain
>have given up on life
Getting there. I want a job and a place ofvmy own, so I'm still looking for a job.
>no girl has ever shown any interest in you
I've had a few (5) first dates that have gone nowhere

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Meet at least five of the requirements, maybe six.

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>>36896136
There straight porn but the most popular be gay porn, also i get into fetish stuff, wich its the side that pays the mosth, fur its not necesary to be perfect

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BOW BEFORE YOUR NECKLORD

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How's my neckbeard lookin', fellers?

>>36896369
You have a nice artstyle anon. How do you actually get the furries to pay for your stuff? Did you have to build up a following on a blog? Do you interact with your fans?
>>36896399
>>36896368
This is a very high quality neckbeard anon.
>>36896404
Looks like you trimmed the neck a few days ago

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>>36896454
This is why I only shave every other month

>>36896368
You are literally my favourite person on r9k

>>36896454
Thanks anon for the compliments, i actually surprice, weirdly show stuff outside of the furry fandom.
Just start posting on Furaffinity, talk to other people, interact around and people would start notice you, starts rought but if you have a nice style that people like, things go smooth
and of course, dicks are important

Op from your photo, I bet you're not ugly. Sort yourself out; you got a nice looking face, long hair and I bet you're a brodie. Here is what you need to do.
1 Get a haircut, get a modern haircut, short back and sides, long on top. Something epic
2 Get beard trimmers, tidy it
3 Fat? Stop masturbating, start running /r/NoFap can help you
4 Poor fashion? go to /fa/ get ASOS app order clothes
5 Depressed? You don't need to girls being a virgin is nothing, woman are a waste of time. You want to find love? Love will only find you and it'll be the most unexpected thing ever.
Go take this steps because I care about you anon chan <3 xx

>>36894395
>NEET
check
>male
check
>virgin
had sex every day last week
>socially retarded
a little awkward, maybe
>neckbeard
I have a moustache
>given up on life
check
>girl showing interest in me
a lot of girls say I'm cute

>>36896499
Really? He's my most hated.

What a fucktard.

>>36896614
>Given up
>Gets laid

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>>36896619
YES

I GROW CORPULENT ON YOUR HATRED

>>36896486
Is that just rash from the actual shaving, or is your skin permanently like that?
The main reason I have a neckbear is that my face itches for 3 fucking days after shaving and I get rashy if I shave every day. So why bother when I never leave my room anyway?
>>36896538
>furaffinity
Thanks anon I'll look into it
>talk to other people
Do I have to pretend to be a furry? I've thought about this before and I don't want them to know I'm personally not a furfag, but I don't know what furfags act and talk like.
Also forgot to ask this but do I have to know anatomy and stuff for drawing furry?
>>36896551
>get an undercut
No thanks
>beard trimmers
My facial hair is too patchy to pass as a real groomed beard, I'm better off just leaving it or shaving every day.
>start running
Yeah I need to do this shit asap.
>/fa/
They made me fall for the leather chelseas meme
>I care about you anon chan <3 xx
Thanks anon that's actually quite nice of you

>>36896268
>why not just pretend you're still on skype when you meet irl
How do I pretend I'm still on skype when I'm obviously not and am being bombarded with unfamiliar stimulation? It's overwhelming to me. I have to focus on my physical mannerisms and on being a normal human being, I can't think about words during that. My mind goes blank.

I once tried videoing myself so that I could practice, but the moment I hit record I freeze up.

It's too much of a risk and is much easier being a recluse. Thank you though.

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Rash, if fades after a couple days.

>>36894395
I fit all of those spectacularly

>>36896754
nah, dont needs to pretend be a furfag, a lot of people that arent furfags but dont mind draw them post also there, anatomy its good, but dont need be acurated, just pleasant in the composition, more for the kind of things some furries would ask you.

>>36896868
Try a product called Tend Skin. It's a little pricey but it lasts along time. Helped a lot with that sort of thing when I was a teen.

>>36896912
Thanks a lot friend, I'll try to work on some interesting artstyle. I actually like yours a lot and it gives me some hope because I know I'll never reach InCase tier realism and accuracy so it's nice to see that more cartoonish styles can succeed as well.
>>36896778
I'm sorry anon. I also have an internet "gf" who will probably break up with me soon, and she said similar stuff about freaking out irl, so I offered to set up two different beds in a dark room and just pretend to just be comfy in bed on skype like we always are, and she said that would make it a lot better and that she stopped worrying after I said that.
Obviously you'd need a gf who's okay with you being a sperg for this to work though.

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Have a nice day fellow neckbeards.

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>>36897079
>posts pic for neckbeards
>can't see neckbeard

>>36897117
>can't see neckbeard
shitty laptop camera.

>>36894395
I'm none of the things listed.

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>>36897167
why did you post in this thread anon?

>>36894395
>are a NEET
Yes. Have been for over a year
>are a male
Check
>are a virgin
Check
>are socially retarded
I think I'm pretty normal socially
>have a neckbeard (this is not a requirement for traps but then you have to post feminine penis for proof)
I can't grow decent facial hair. I just have a goatee, a moustache and long side burns
I shave everyday
>have given up on life
Pretty much
>no girl has ever shown any interest in you
I got asked out by a 4.5/10 girl co worker last year

Can I join your club plz?
I'm 20 btw

>>36894395
>look 3/10 with my neckbeard
>shave
>look even worse
>acne is still bad even though I'm 26

Being ugly is a handicap. Having a neckbeard is better than being clean shaven.

Wow what fucking losers
>anon says while posting on 4chan

Where else can I go if I check on everything. Someone please answer.

>>36898136
I'm naturally spiteful.

>>36898425
>Having a neckbeard is better than being clean shaven.
It sure is. I feel really smug whenever I go to the store. I look at all the normies struggling to keep up a good appearance for the sole purpose of being more efficient at wageslaving and getting some approval from people who don't give two shits about them, and feel smug that I only care about being comfy anymore.
>>36898665
Stay here friend. Or you could go to 8ch

>>36894395
20 year old neet virgin. socially awkward and virgin ... check.
I haven't given up on life quite yet. i started looking for work but when I'm inevitabley rejected then I'll give up