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Learn to speak Chinese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q604eed4ad0

second for kanye

>>36893393

Anon is at his Chinese classes today, Xi

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Nostalgia commence.

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>>36893393

In progress, Mr President

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This thread is now under the control of Sir Steven Seagal. Anybody falls out of line and he's shutting it DOWN

>>36893436
That's not nostalgic for me because my mum could actually cook

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followed by this for desert.

>>36893436
>>36893446
UH OH BAZINGA

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Post waifus and also your favourite lanthanide

For me it's cerium

>>36893436
>>36893446
>>36893453

that's a school dinner you nob. before jamie oliver ruined 'em.

you must've been home schooled because of autism if mummy was cooking your lunch.

So, you lot with no mates, how do you fill your time?

I'm either writing code or guitar these days.

Found an app on my phone that adds a drum track to any recorded shit, sounds ok.

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>>36893441
Thread's sorry they heard that
cause he fitting to snatch every mother fucker birthday

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I put this in the fridge and it had babies xox

>>36893488
Packed lunches. You know because my mum wasn't a lazy cunt

>>36893550
I told you not to spunk in it lad.

>>36893550
Never got mine to have babies. Was that even a thing?

>>36893553

you were probably too poor for school lunch lets be honest lad

in our school packed lunches had to sit on the reject table

>>36893553
>he thinks the ham buttys his mum made him were the height of culinary expertise

>>36893563
if it wasn't then i got trolled to heck in the playground cause mine didn't do shit

>>36893550
rofl i thought I dreamed this shit, does this disgusting bs really exist?

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>>36893488
I went to private school and Jamie was powerless to take my pizza and chips away

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>still failing basic maths
>read how to do it and think I have a grasp of it
>it still turns out wrong

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>>36893568
>tfw my memories of the reject table

>>36893568
My family was pretty fucking well off
>>36893588
Marmite and cheese sandwiches
Pure bliss

>>36893589
It always seemed like some meme. I don't think anyone managed it

>>36893498
I am so ill I spend half my time just doing the day to day shit
otherwise Walking, Reading, Listening to choones
and of course fapping and posting shit on 4chan
really spend too much time on line doing nothing much
should do some coding but just lack motivation
Been for a nice walk down the canal this eve

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anyone remember goths?

>>36893568
>taking lunch to school

>Retoasting from last thread because I am starved of people who care

Guy who posted loads about his crazy ex and backstabbing friend around the start of the year. This is for anyone who followed those posts.

I need to get someone to give me a screens hit or full rundown as it has since been deleted, but said former friend supposedly made a lengthy rant piston normiebook earlier. Apparently she has been beating him, now has to wear long gloves in public due to swastikas carves into her arms, and something to do with an abortion (lies on her part? His? MINE? Don't really care either way but still that's a scary thought)

So yeah, I was really fucking lucky to have gotten dumped it would seem.

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>>36893436
>TURKEY TWIZLERS

>>36893626
I miss em, lad

>>36893602
fucking fool
just stay at home don't need useless people like you working mate

>>36893550
oh shit I had one of these, and I don't remember for what reason, but I smashed mine to bits (possibly to try and find the baby) and my bedroom wall was absolutely covered in the goo and whatever it was made out of and it literally would not come off.

when my mum sold the house I made sure it was covered up for people looking round the house, but I can't imagine what they must have thought when they went in for the first time after buying the place. Similarly when my mum sold our first house it wasn't until the removal men were there on moving day and took out the dining table that she discovered I'd drawn all over the bit of wall that the table covered up, and she couldn't do anything about it kek

>>36893589
>>36893612
it was a meme lads. mad how it got spread over the entire country. were kids just going around spreading the meme to different schools?

>>36893665
Probably heard it on the bus and from siblings

>>36893649
leave him alone you fucking bully

>>36893649
He's exactly the type of person mcdonalds needs though

>>36893665
>>36893681

I heard the government were testing how well they could spread a rumour around the country through institutions like schools. It was prior to them inventing memes.

>>36893563
some types did have babies but the mating thing was just a gimmick to sell twice as many

>>36893607
my mummy made me the same sandwiches. always remember the kids at my school not knowing what marmite was.

>>36893607
>Marmite and cheese sandwiches

So you were THAT kid, bet you had cheese and branston pickle some days as well

>>36893684
shall be saying anything I please to the abominable runts

*stuffs you in runt sack*
*tosses you over shoulder into runt pit*

fucking BASTARDS

>>36893563
It was a separate range. They had a small hole on the back of the head and you could squeeze out a little baby.

Really weird.

>>36893657
remember those sticky things on the finger hoops that you could stick on things and everyone went around whacking each other with? I used to have one of those but with an alien on the end. Crazy stuff

>>36893602
You dont really need to know maths computers do it all for us

I like a system that tribes use to use none, one and more than one who needs any more

>>36893728
Must be great working at the jelly toy factory
"Any new ideas jeff?"
"Yeah thought I might stick an alien on of this instead of the traditional hand"
"GENIUS!"

>>36893734
don't encourage him you primitive neanderthal

>>36893728
no lad that doesn't sound familiar, can you find a picture

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this is a comfy thread lads

>>36893708
you're a child

go play call of duty and down vote on reddit

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continuing the nostalgia

>>36893707
Never had branston pickle.
>>36893705
Pretty comfy being the only one

>>36893770
>tfw stole my chink best friends charizard from his house when I was over at his house playing sonic adventure 2 battle and runescape

>>36893765
hmm yes a child, very good really makes me think

ahhhh excellent, well done!

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>>36893708
*fresh bud comes hurling out of the sky and knocks you out*

truck boys

>>36893747
its you I wont to discourage from breathing and your tedious life

>>36893749
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3f/11/f5/3f11f5288b013d47b7989de9c71d8253.jpg

>>36893759
You know this is actually a pretty mental conspiracy theory on /x/?

That symbol has continually been drawn in schools all over the world since the 1970's and noone has a clue why or how it got so popular. It has literally been able to transcend geography, language and culture.

Pretty fucking mental.

>>36893807
>wont
yes go on you little ape keeping slapping the keyboard like an evolutionary mess, yes very good that's how you type

mother will be around soon with the medication soon, not long now!

>>36893837
>keeping
yes go on you little ape keeping slapping the keyboard like an evolutionary mess, yes very good that's how you type

mother will be around soon with the medication soon, not long now!

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crazy bones were absolutely massive at my school, they eventually got banned because they had become a form of gambling where you'd play knuckles with a big old 50 pence coin that could really cut into your skin, and you'd place bets using your crazy bones on whether you could outlast your opponent

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>Stole one of my mate's gel pens from his pencil case and sold it back to him for 50p.

For some reason I also stole tons of toys from my friends houses, started with micro machines and ended up lifting action figures and PC games. Gave me a great buzz. Never felt as bad as I should have.

>>36893626

goths/scene/emo, all subcultures that i could have/should have been part of but i fucked up my youth by being a shut in and now ill never forgive myself for it

>>36893855
>>36893859


holy fuck. this is taking me back to a better time in my life.

>>36893855
>you'd play knuckles with a big old 50 pence coin that could really cut into your skin
Now that is nostalgia

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>>36893770
i never did get into pokemon cards. i always asked my mum to buy me them but she just bought me some shitty movie cards. pic related.

i did get into yugioh cards when they first came out though

>do a cheeky practise test before the real exam
>open the genuine exam paper and realise it's exactly the same as the practise one i did two hours earlier

:- )

Lads. Yous remember those weird rubber faces you could buy with powder in them and string for hair you got in those twisty machines for 50p. Traded one with a mate back in the day for a copy of Pokemon Crystal

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>>36893855
fuuuuck i had completely forgotten about these. i only ever bought like one bag though. I used to get these football things which came in chocolate. Didn't even like football

>>36893899

Had a uni paper like this. Almost word for word identical.

Think I was out in 30 minutes, pissed it.

>>36893759
>>36893831

yeah, i remember these being all over my school. i probably attempted to draw one too. people probably just drew them because they looked cool

conspiracy theory sounds interesting. red pill me lad.

Remember those mood rings? Some fucker stole mine in primary school and i chased him down after school and tackled him

>>36893942

did you get it back? what mood was it?

>>36893859
when I started secondary school we suddenly had to start using those very fancy scientific calculators, but I didn't have one, so I stole the one that belonged to the lad sat next to me right out of his pocket, and after he complained about losing his and confronting me about my calculator having all these engravings he put on it, I was very cool in handling the situation and somehow placated him long enough to turn up next time with my own engravings to assure him that he was mistaken. I also did nothing the entire class and waited till the stupid teacher put the answers up on the board at the end to mark our own work, so I copied them all down save a few to appear non-forged. After a few weeks he called my mum in and said he'd be moving me up to the smart maths class in the next term, so I stopped doing that because I knew I'd be found out if I went there.

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Did you complete your Tazo collection?

>>36893918
>I used to get these football things which came in chocolate. Didn't even like football

same lad. forgot what they are called now. i had a big massive tin full of them. i remember i used to try and get really rare ones. oh my god, i need to find them

>>36893953
red. the colour of fear

>>36893974
>slippery with crisp grease

this lads is what you call a comfy thread. keep up with the nostalgia posting.

>>36893436

The other day I tried to get faces in Tesco but they weren't there

>>36893974
Only collected yugioh tazos, remember getting them in crisp packets. I had a rare pyramid of light one from the yugioh movie, was pretty cool.

>>36893980

lovely

>lovely

>>36892350
>essays
what courses are you doing this semester? blox

>>36893918
>>36893978
FOOTBALL CRAZY, CHOCOLATE MAD!

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>this kills the nostalgia posting

So do I try again to talk to the tranny alone or do I just give up and accept that I'm hated

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>May 9th
>This fucking cold

Lads I've taken Friday off work and plan on cycling from Brighton to Cardiff on Friday / Saturday.

How long do you think it will take? Google said 16 hours. I haven't ridden a bike in years.

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Is a year a decent enough time to stick in a shit job before considering moving elsewhere? Been in this shite call centre for nearly one year exactly. Boss is a huge bitch who cares only about climbing the ladder, customers are all bellsniffs who complain, wages are poor.

In my mind it feels like "1 year" will look shit on paper but to live it out in reality, 1 year in a crap job is a long time.

>>36893974
I can still remember standing on the stairs to my house holding a shiny green tazo on the day my dad drove off in his green Astra, formally splitting up from my cunt mother. I must've been 4 years old, tops. Probably my earliest memory.

>>36894032
for criminology or law?

cant even remember all the criminology ones. im doing criminal law for law.

>>36894042
>GRAB A POWER POD
>AND PLAY FOOTBALL WITH THE LADS
>A MICRO STAR IN EVERY ONE, A HERO IN YOUR HAND!
>THEY'RE THE GREATEST PLAYERS FROM THE BEST TEAMS IN THE LAND!

>>36893942
Fuck off

I had literal birthday presents and other shit stolen days after receiving them

>>36894053

Why talk to the tranny, why not talk to the mentally stable colleagues?

>>36894055
I know just thinking about puttin gheater on

>>36894064
mate I had criminal on 1st year and it was all problem questions

>3 finals left
hold me

>>36894062
>I can still remember standing on the stairs to my house holding a shiny green tazo on the day my dad drove off in his green Astra, formally splitting up from my cunt mother. I must've been 4 years old, tops. Probably my earliest memory.
Wow... bit fucking grim mate

>>36894058
so you haven't ridden a bike in years but you want to ride 100 miles a day? seems a tad bit ambitious that mate

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>see my primary school teachers in town
>none of them recognize me
>stare at them hoping they'll look over and say hi

>>36894076
I know, it's terrible, other people have actually made an attempt to talk to me more than once

>>36894073
Classic tranny victim olympics

>>36894095
Pretty much. But I'm relatively fit and it's a road bike.

I plan on buying some shorts and trainers tomorrow from Primark.

>>36894073
should have fought to get them back bitchboi

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>tfw pulling sickies
>watching tracy beaker in bed once my mum left the house because it was always one of the later shows in the morning
>wishing I could have a fun life in the dumping ground with all the other kids instead of being an only child to a single mother

>>36894124
fair enough then lad, its probably doable if you're in shape but it'll be hard going. Couldn't you do the sunday as well to make it a bit easier?

>>36894130
I had social anxiety and there were multiple kids scamming me at the same time

Fucking pakis enjoy others misery

>>36894176
>being scammed

why are you such a stereotypical paki poley

Looks like I've got the best stats in the customer service department again

>>36894200
The stereotypical ones are the people who scam me

> go to first Chinese class today
> in 2 hours they're where I was an hour into learning 3 weeks ago.
>looked at course plan
>after 6 weeks I'll be where I was 2 weeks ago 1 week in

Why are classes so fucking slow?

>>36894233
mo
money

>>36894092
i havent studied at all for the upcoming law exam because i have been busy studying for the criminology ones.

i will be lucky if i pass.

>>36894233
>he actually fell for the /yinggan/ meme

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhaweY5v38Q

should i give up lads

>>36894233

How was the class, what were the other students like?

>>36894157
Could do Sunday but I need to get a train back to London to be quite honest mate? Thanks for the encouragement.

I'm taking a sleeping bag with me so I plan to sleep in a field or whatever over night.

>>36894278
A lot of student extra credit hunters and a few middle aged white guys who had Chinese wives

>>36894233
Surely you must have realised classes were a meme after 2 years of secondary school French when at the end of it absolutely no one could actually fucking speak French to any degree?

>>36894274
JFC glad I never have to do mental arithmetic for the rest of my life. (and I do a surprising amount of maths in my work)

>>36894274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEhxU-Y4kXY

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>>36894274
>open link in incognito tab
>related vids all about autism or shipman

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>>36894274
just keep at it lad. a few hours of practice a day and you'll be smashing it in no time.

>>36894326
Yeah but that was a class full of kids. I thought adults would be better.

This is a 6 week course leading to a year long course but I dunno if I want to do that as I can probably learn the same material in a few months at home.

Only good part about classes is a Chinese teacher checking pronounciation

>>36894260
best of luck mate blox

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>>36894050
DELET THIS
>he died 9 years ago

Ways to escape a bad life:

(1) Win the lottery

(2) Commit suicide

What else is there?

>join the Army / Navy / Air Force
Can't unfortunately due to a medical condition (epilepsy)

>>36894424
>he died
That wasn't a very SMart thing to do now was it

>>36894444
work harder you lazy bastaerd

>>36894444
Quads say you are right go luck on the lottery tommorrow

>>36894050
didn't he hang himself in a tube stop bog?

swear tubes don't have bogs any more (or if they ever did) I assume because of terrorism

>>36894474
some people cant just work harder. some people are just shit at academics. what about people with learning difficulties such a dyslexia?

>>36894483
Doubt it mate he just used up his luck on those 4 numbers, prolly only get 2 now

we /comfy/ boys?

https://imgur.com/gallery/r24bD

>tfw full moon bright as fuck when it's still just light out

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>tfw fell over and grazed my knee

>>36894467
>SMart
>SM
>art
its a conspiracy

feel like i need to be adored
but these bitches just always show me the door
you're fucking with my self-esteem,
what the fuck you think i'm frowning for?

i'm not looking for a real quick fuck -
long term, but even then i ain't got the luck
to get a message back from a good reply
makes me wonder why i actually try

fuck it - i got me, myself and high
and nah, i'm not saying that cause imma die
alone, cause you won't throw a dog a bone
you know you'll miss me when i'm gone

bitch.

>>36894688
how old are you 9?

>>36894704
I tripped going up the stairs because I'm a clumsy fuck.

Odds I go for a run
Evens I have a nap

>>36894736
Sleep tight ladder.

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>Coming home from a rough day at work, your gf telling you to hurry home, to find her waiting by the door dressed and made up lewdly to relieve your stresses
Is this the normiest feel that I have ever felt? Probably a top ten best feel of my life desu

>>36894630
>single bed
not surprising

>>36894800

Utter fantasy

Complete fiction

>>36894854
^^^
this shit happens in movies, don't expect to find it in the real world

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Post ending 8 means go to the casino

>>36894800
jealous tbqh with you lad

>>36894888

Well, I guess that settles it.

>>36894888
You better put it all on 8 now

>>36894274
>these are the kinds of retards I post alongside
Fucking hell

>>36894918

I'll probably take 50 bong, play with 42, and put 8 on 8 for my final bet

>>36894888
Better hit the slots, lad.

>>36894936
>these are the kind of meanies i post alongside
BE NICE

ffs I've only been settled for about an hour, only 2 hours before I'm 'meant' to go to bed. This is why I stay up every night till about 3AM, there's just not enough time in the day

>>36894700
I can't find the artist lad, help a brother out?

>>36894987

You work don't ya?

that shitty schedule is how I ended up a neet. when I return to work I'm only planning to work three days a week. Lucky I'm in a highly skilled profession and can sustain a living off of that.

>>36894987
This, what the fuck? how do people deal with it, working 8 hours a day is standard, but theres not enough fucking time to relax.

>>36894987
Same, I feel like I have to have four or so hours of free time every day in the evening. In the exam period my bedtime keeps getting pushed back.

>>36894384

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZmybcC7iRI

top kek, 0 subscribers, feel sorry for the lad

>>36895054
Why would anyone make this video
This is ebinlad right?

>>36895054

Is this shipanon? Holy fuck what a weirdo.

I genuinely believed his jokes were ironic and not an actual obsession. But after hearing his weird nasally autistic voice I am a little scared of the bugger.

>>36895091
>Is this shipanon?

That video was not me

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>>36894888
8 is very lucky number

>>36895054
Sampling this for some dark ambient I'm making

>>36894274
kek I have no idea what the fuck you just did lad. I'm glad I'm good at mental arithmetic for working out because this looks confusing as fuck

fuck it I'm going for a night run

>>36895054
i've been going through this lad's liked videos for the past half hour absolute gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpAGb83YzXA&list=LLMNIozAtO0wjEQ2TRrZ5_4A&index=9

>>36895166
Fuck, it's night already?

>>36894987
iktf lad, I don't usually start doing shit until this time anyways.

>Get home from work at 6
>shitpost on 4chan for a few hours

every time

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Seagal takes a bite out of his power carrot while reviewing the thread.

Its all gravy

>>36893602
don't worry lad, i had to use a calculator to work out half of 15.74
>>36893649
mr grumpy not like thickos
t. thicko on 13 bong ph.

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>stalking my youtube channel

not funny lads, I make recreational videos

most are unlisted, I've got over 20 unlisted ones which are pure kino

>>36895091
>Is this shipanon? Holy fuck what a weirdo.

This is my Youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpTcinA7Yshq0hrVuyJQHyQ

>exam tomorrow
>haven't revised
Wish me luck lads

>>36895004

come on retard, i wrote that

fucking qt on okc ghosted me, got way too invested in a profile again

what a fucking retard

>>36895313
pls sned linkis
Ur my favourite poster
apart from karenfreind

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>tfw you sleep on a fold out mat

Life doesn't get better than this

>>36895313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8EpJXyRZqI

any more unlisted ones with cute chinks?

>>36895356
You're an artist. You're a performance artist.

>>36895375
actually yes, I've got about 7 videos of that one streamer but she doesn't stream anymore.

>>36895342
ok your channel is funny and not as creepy as the other one

>>36895375
>ebin lad likes qt asian hearthstone streamers
wtf I love ebinlad now

>>36895365
I did that for a while, i slept on a thick roll out mat with blankets and a sleeping bag.

>>36895313
why are they unlisted lad

>>36893364
Im just so fucked up being alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aALwFRiK5wI

>getting a new carpet tomorrow
>need to take all of the furniture and shit out my room, put down the new carpet then put it all back in

gonna be a nightmare lads

>>36895398
I'm guessing Kriggy is your twitch ebin lad?

genuinely been enjoying your channel mate

Apparently this gay guy likes me. I'm gonna use him to get to his fit friend.

>>36893364
someone fucking come hang out with me
nausea.club

>>36895431
They have me in them(irl) or they are twitch stalking videos.

heres more of the chink girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEA3BzMx0I0

>>36895473
my twitch name is fwfwffwegesdaf

i had people helping me talk to her to increase the chance of her replying in chinglish

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Just found a jumbo pack of choccy digestives in the bread bin. I may not survive the night

>>36895492
>halow misdh hava hapi day
I died
This is meant to be comfy lad, stop giving me the tw no gf's

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>how quickly your life can unravel by linking one unlisted youtube video

Might be going on a deleting spree before anything else is found

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>>36895467

I fitted a carpet about 2 weeks ago

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anyone else have a thing for classic monster movies?

>>36895529
>dark chock
We wuz biscuits

>>36895554
We know mate

>>36895554
it's too late
we knooooow

>>36895554

why? I don't understand what you're on about.

>>36894152
Fuck me lad, that takes me back

>>36895562
I have never seen a less aesthetic room

>>36895554
Youtube is lethal lad, ive stopped having an account on it at all in case i get drunk and shitpost

>>36895562
Everything about this picture is awful

apart from the dr pepper

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>>36895591

try it before the carpet

>>36895562
nice chair, get a better everything else

>>36895578
nothing much, I didn't know people can go through liked videos and find other unlisted videos, not that there is anything too bad apart from the chinky twitch streamer stalking

Just reminds me how fragile everything is, at least I don't have normiebook or twitter or anything.

>>36895529
>putting it in the microwave
Why?

>>36895613
holy christ
nice reddit spacing btw, cunt

>>36895635
What? That's the bread bin where we keep the biscuits

>>36895638

reddit spacing?

What is 'reddit spacing'?

>>36895638
what's reddit spacing?

You mean putting a space after the reply number? I always do that out of habit.

>>36895638
>he's never saw this lads image before

enjoy your stay reddit

full moon tonight boys pretty spooky

>>36895664
>>36895660
It's an 8ch meme I think.

>>36895660
STOP
>>36895669
I haven't lurked r9k since 2011
I actually went to an r9k meetup and fucked the only girl there
Talk about nostalgia..

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>tfw obvious gyno

>>36895624
just ignore people being dicks. their opinion should not concern you because who would want to be friends with people who bull other over the internet

>>36895554
you've got a nice little music playlist on there please don't unlist it i wanna come back to it another time

you're one of my fav posters now ebina lad

>>36895739
he is legit my favorite poster

How cucked britain actually is?

>>36895739
>>36895770
y-you t-too lads

>>36895850
have you started reading that history book yet?

>>36895659
It's a fucking microwave

Belgium
Montenegro
Azerbaijan
Armenia
Greece
Moldova
Australia
Portugal
Cyprus
Latvia
Sweden
Czechia
Poland
Iceland
Albania
Georgia
Slovenia
Finland

What happened to the girl with big tits at your school, anons?

Mine married the richest lad in our year, then cheated on him and took half his money. He only found out by looking through her twitter DMs.

>>36895912
>Belgium
>Montenegro
>Azerbaijan
>Armenia
>Greece
>Moldova
>Australia
>Portugal
>Cyprus
>Latvia
>Sweden
>Czechia
>Poland
>Iceland
>Albania
>Georgia
>Slovenia
>Finland
Eh?

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>>36893364
>weed
0 results
>hash
0 results
>fag
0 results
>smoke
0 results

What the literal fuck /britfeel/??

>>36895849
Not as bad as the USA or some of mainland europe. But it's not great.

>>36895919
she works at nandos

>tfw you go to a shit school and literally nobody is successful

>>36895919
>He only found out by looking through her twitter DMs.

That's spousal abuse unless he had her permission. EVERYONE has the right to privacy and not to be interrogate by their partner

>>36895875
Technically it is but it doesn't work so we keep biscuits in there

>>36895919
She looked fucked up and old by year 11

Just finished a litre of vodka and don't feel it at all

not good lads, not good at all

>>36895866
I read like 5 pages a day upto page 20 but its at least something

>>36895939
We are doing the good thread today.

>>36895919
She had E cups age 15. Preggers at 17, two kids and not even 20.

>>36895951

He must have gone through everything else as well before getting to that point. I didn't even know twitter had private messages until he told me that.

>>36895919
Got pregnant at 14

>>36895943
>tfw you go to a school that thinks it's hot shit but the only famous student anybody has ever heard of is a pornstar

>>36895969
I don't believe you. You wouldn't be able to type.

>>36895956
If you'd have just said it's broken so we store the biccies in there then I could have saved two posts

>>36895969
you drank too slow

Just had to delete all 2000 of my meme photos on my phone. A sad day

>>36894100
>wanting to be recognized
I've bumped into people I use to see every day in HS and had them not recognize me, it's the ultimate comfy

>>36896005
>Almost looked up my school on wikipedia to see if anyone successful went on there
>then came to my fucking senses that i wouldn't like haring if anyone in my year was listed on it as being successful

fucking hell lads that was a close one

>>36895919
she's married and has a kid

>>36895919
i don't remember. i have blocked as much school as possible from memory.

>>36895969
did you mix it?I did this the other day and felt nothing. I did shots at a party a few months back and ever since I've been unable to drink vodka straight, it's shit, mixed drinks do nothing

>>36895977
ey lad, that is great. keep at it. im proud of you.

>>36895919
Died during breast reduction surgery.

>>36896060
yeah lad, ran out of lemonade so used tesco squash, sad times

>>36896079
i'm sorry your dad died anon

>>36896079

That's what you get for spitting in God's eye

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is kanye the ultimate robot lads

>>36895919
just looked her up, she's gotten pretty fat and hasn't accomplished anything she wanted to when she left school

serves that bitch right! she wanted to go out with me for like 2 months and then when I started wanting to go out with her back, she began totally ignoring me and being a cunt

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Give me the teets

>>36896135
no he's still a nigger

>>36896093
>rampant gender and age dysphoria left untreated
>these disorders are actively praised
>trans-genders and trans-age is becoming the norm
>we're in the timeline where your own dad might just end up being the big titted girl you fancied at school
A golden age is dawning

>can't find the girl who ironically kissed me on the cheek as a laugh/dare in year 8 on social media

I can find everyone else but shes an engima, i've tried everything. i'm assuming she'll be like the rest with 2+ kids

>>36896169
>Even if you in a Benz, you still a nigga in a coupe

Kanye acknowledged this lad

>>36896198
maybe she killed herself because she wasn't being ironic and knew you wouldn't reciprocate her love for you

>>36896198
>female
>not on some kind of social media
She's probably killed herself

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Now that I'm officially a student again, am I allowed to attend uni parties (I'm almost 30)

>>36896135
He could be in the rare Successful Robot territory. Maybe

Top lad though, huge inspiration and has helped me through some hard times.

>>36896198
You not realised lad?
She'd got married and has her husbands name now that's why

>>36896250
I went to uni with a 28 year old

he got laid all the time but was a loudmouth twat

>>36896250
No it would be creepy, you can go to the SU probably though

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Are Spurs the ultimate r9k club?

>kind of gay
>silly crest
>everyone hates them

>>36896135
He gets a lot of shit that he doesn't deserve. His mom dying clearly fucked him up and the whole world just laughed at him.

>>36895679
can't see it yet.
have you howled at it

>>36896217
>>36896236
she always treated me nice, she was outspoken and quite popular too. It was a sympathy thing though, I was obese with an insanely high pitched voice which didn't deepen till after school had finished also I was completely socially retarded as I am now so I doubt she did love me.

She with a group of females also threw a wet tampon at my back in year 7/8. I hope she didn't kill herself

>>36896275
Yeah I thought of that possbility, I searched through all the people at schools friendslists for her first name and couldn't see her anywhere even with a diferent second name. She did have facebook in like 2012 or something cause I stalked her then too but it was inactive

>>36896304
>football

>r9k

liking football automatically makes you a normie, it supersedes everything else.

>>36896319
Nah it hasn't told any funny jokes yet

>3 trips already today

Today has been a good day

>>36896320
She might have a fake account name, a lot of people do exactly because people who were in year 8 with them look them up

>>36896333
>British
>not liking football
not liking football automatically makes you not British, it supersedes everything else.

Any lads in Milton Keynes fancy going out tonight?

>>36896333
literally nothing else to do other than watch football and drink alcohol

>>36896352
Well I wouldn't think she would have the forethought to do something like that, I was in the bottom classes. These people are ridiculously stupid. Most are disgusting single mothers now

>>36895679
tomorrow lad
just a plain old waxing gibbous today

>>36896352
>>36896320
also people do it because they don't want people who meet them at work searching for them

>>36896333
Really? Why?

>>36896381
This tbqh

What the fuck? It's 10pm. Ugh, need to sleep soon, but then it's work all over again.

>>36896403
>Everyone at work super keen to add you on linkedin, seem to do it within days of meeting you
>Not so super keen to add you on anything else

>>36896372
>lives in Milton Keynes

>>36896304
>His mom dying clearly fucked him up

Hey mama is the only song from any artist that gives me goose bumps whenever I listen to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZlaxHQPu_8

>>36896429
>lives in Milton Keynes
if you could call that living

>>36896135
he probably has bipolar disorder

>>36896402
This. originallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. fuck even that wasn't original

>>36896362
no it doesent, its basically a paki sport now.

that is such a normie state of mind

>>36896362
Sorry mate I think drinking tea (Yorkshire Tea, obvs) supersedes it easily

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>>36896250
How did you get into uni at nearly 30? What was the process you went through?
I want to go to uni, and am around the same age as you, but I've got no idea where to start.

Just a couple hints and tips, m8.

pic of a pretty good-asian girl like yours

>>36896402
i was just going by what i can see out the window it looks pretty full to me

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I'm still recovering after being in town today. I feel super sorry for old and disabled people if I see them and disgusted at chav/single mothers/other degenerates. Theres barely any middle ground during the day in a shithole town, either depressing or disgusting.

the women who served us in sainsburys couldn't reach over for the money/change and kept apologizing cause her arms were bad or something, even now I feel bad.

add onto that all the other anxiety shit and I'm completely drawn, I'll have to spend another week or two recovering again

>>36896429
>>36896439

I don't actually, by am going out tonight there

>>36896451
>wearing autism as a badge instead of accepting the fact we are a bunch of miserable cunts

nu-/r9k/

>>36896411
its such a normie interest. going the pub to talk about football with the lads. if you like football, you are probably a normie. there can be shy normies you know lad

not that there is anything wrong with liking football but there isnt a more normie interest

anyone you lads went to school with who went on to be famous or anything? private school lad here, so there's quite a few from my year desu

>one lad was always winning european youth racing stuff, currently an indycar driver
>one lass is an actress in a current BBC drama
>one lad was always incredibly ambitious and he's doing youth politics stuff and has appeared on tv like the daily politics

and here's me posting on /britfeel/ kek!

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Hooked up the ol PS3 and I'm gonna spend the night playing this classic .

>>36896508
that one might actually be my favourite one lad

>>36896489
People packing in tesco were complaining amongst themselves because some guy had the audacity to tell them off for packing heavy shit on top of all his other stuff, kept saying "Well he should pack it himself then"

>>36896497
Movies are even more of a normie interest, if you watch movies are you a normie?

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>>36896474
Drink green tea only

>>36896508
>>36896528
fucking brilliant game, love jak and daxter

just me or is BBC getting better with films?

they've got Drive and Nightcrawler on iPlayer and a few weeks ago they had Cold in July

>>36896548
Food is even more normie, fucking eating again are you? fucking normie

>>36896549
Green tea is for the foreign constitution. Gar no like green tea.

>>36896557
feel like 2 & 3 weren't as fun

still got to play that ps4 ratchet and clank, hope its good

What an absolute waste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwlUK_lpdEs

>>36896577
If you inhale oxygen you're a normie, real robots only inhale carbon monoxide

>>36896548
dont be ridiculous lad. there are different types of movies that cater to different audiences.

>>36896333
>talk about having sex and having a gf/ex gf
>no one bats an eye
>mention football once
>normies get out reeee

>>36896478
I'm not doing a degree in doing a language course. It's taught by a uni lecturer at a uni but is unacredited. Difference is it's 200 quid a year not 9000

>>36896495
fuck i mean to reply to >>36896452

and i even got 2 sec because of this sperg fuck this place

>>36896586
Yeah, I hear that, precursor's the best. According to /vg/ they're making the trilogy for ps4, pretty happy about that since I just bought one.

>>36896548
>claims to be a robot
>breathes air

ree

About to pack my weed vape, haven't used it in a while, hope it's got charge.

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>4 hours ago say I should get up and do something
>still lying in bed

mixed feelings of comfy and regret

>>36896546
I hate that the phrase is now "are you alright packing?"
What do they want me to say "no I'm not actually, can't you do your own job?"

>>36896693
>weed
such a normie drug normie get out REEEEEEE

>>36896705
this desu

if you're not on heroin why are you even in britfeel

>>36896705
oh shut the fuck up cunt, why aren't you using any form of escapism?

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Ordinaries vacate area roooo

Dinner will be ready at ten to 11, good job I work at normal people dinner time, looinf forward to getting up at half nine though h-ha ha

>>36896628
>>36896495

i never said for normies to get out though. im a bit of a normie. i just said that it is an incredibly normie interest, the most normie interest in this country.

>>36896751
>roooo
that made me laugh quite hard

if you dont like football you might as well be a fucking johnny foreigner

we fucking made this sport!

>>36896761
i would say having sex is more of a normie interest than liking a sport

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>>36896489
adding onto that it seems that I've forgotten how to mingle in public, I keep bumping into people or walking in their path or in the same door as them, I get like 20 people apologizing to me in the short time i'm out from my fuckups and i'm too scared to answer back so I just mumble s-sorry back. Same shit when i'm crossing the road. Zebra crossing and cars started stopping for me to walk over but I didn't realize what was going on and was waiting for them to drive past. I realized then sprinted across and away so they couldn't see me anymore and to avoid further confrontation, Now I hide away till there is no cars then run across to avoid awkward stoppages

everyone is just naturally walking around even old grannies and I'm running around erratically because I forgot how to exist in public or something

>>36896693
aaand 1 out of 4 bars. fml it'll die before I finish it.

>>36896699
know the feels
been doing that recently
everything feels pleasureless & effort
i guess it's my fault for not doing shit about my NEEThood
oh well

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>>36893485
Gadolinium, because if you read it quickly it might look like Gondolinium.

>>36896794
>only watch NBA and NFL
>only listen to rap
>coworkers mock me for basically being an american

feels bad mane

>>36896724

you're jk but legit though how do social retard NEETs get access to life-ruining stuff like that

closest I've gotten is salvia in highschool that didn't even work, but there's no way I could talk to some shady scumbag selling the kind of opiate my anhedonic apathetic mind craves

>>36896866
heroin? online

>>36896644
Damn. I just want some uni to let me waste 9k on a piece of paper.

Good luck anyway, lad. What language? Are you learning arabic to increase your chances of survival in the future or learning polish so you can better manage the working classes?

>>36896814
yume nikki's one of my favourite vidya of all time despite the fuck-all gameplay, nice image choice desu

>>36896628
FOOTBALL CRAZY
CHOCOLATE MADE
MAKE A POST ON ARR NINE KAY
AND GET BLOWN OUT BY THE LADS

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got an exam tomorrow morning lads, just fucking kill me

>>36896797
that isnt really an interest though. everyone likes sex unless they are a-sexual.

someone can be a normie and be shit with women. i know of some virgin normies.

>>36896926
shit this is some true retro britfeels

can almost taste the disappointment hearing neurotypical 8 year olds trade football stickers or cards or whatever while my retard brain had no clue what was happening on screen or why it mattered

>>36896959
you are way too obsessed with normies, stop this shit already

>>36896833
NFL yes lad, but NBA man come on basketball is such a meme game

>hurr people hate low scoring sports like sawker so let's make sure someone's scoring every 10 seconds

it's like watching 2 clocks tick, but one clock's a dodgy chinese knockoff so it ticks slightly faster than the other, and when you come back to it in 45 minutes you notice an appreciable difference

is it just me or is britfeel slower nowadays? Haven't been here in about a year

>>36897038
it sometimes is quite slow compared to normal

>>36897038
its slower. i think a lot of robots have left.