>post something embarrassing >immediately regret it >"You

this is an anonymous board you faggot

>>36893176
Is right you know

Just follow through with your autism. No one knows who you are, pussy.

>>36893126
Anon, don't be a fucking coward.

When I was 11 and first discovered masturbation, I would flip through the channels and look for a girl to masturbate to. When I couldn't find any, I masturbated to Dot from Animaniacs, because that was somehow the best girl that I could find.

Until I was probably 9, I wouldn't wash my hands after using the bathroom, because I didn't know I was supposed to.

When I was 8, I humped a remote control and was extremely fearful that I got it pregnant and that my family would find out.

>>36893275
>Dot
>not Wakko
horrible choice anon

>>36893275
We didn't have internet when I learned to jack off and the only place I could see girls my age in different stages of undress was the Sears catalog.

>>36893275
>dot from animaniacs
>not oblina from ahh real monsters

>>36893126
>deleting your post
>on an anonymous imageboard
unless you posted you credit card you something there is no need to worry. Just reply to your post can call yourself a fag if you're that afraid. Or better yet just go to reddit

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>>36893326
Same, I used to masturbate to the Victoria's Secret catalog and my sister's various clothing catalogs.

>>36893275
That's nothing.

When I was 14 and masturbated constantly on my bed to Amy Rose I'd just turn left and nut on my bed room wall.
By the time I was like 15 my mom had to scrape the dried cum off the floor and paint over the wall.

And I shared the room with my little brother.

>>36893275
I first discovered the concept of masturbation at about 11, I used to take a store ad (like Kohls or Macy's) into the restroom and look at the bra & panties section and kind of point my erect penis at it and wave it, I had no clue I was supposed to stroke it, this went on for months until one day I grabbed it and it exploded, then I finally figured out what to do

>>36893275
I had to masturbate to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition my dad got and a few tabloid magazines my mom had

>>36893275
thought this was gonna be some type of moral

>>36893486
>implying that it's not a moral

>>36893275
good lord anon, r u a furry now?

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>>36893486
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
>>36893483
>I had to masturbate to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition
I used to masturbate to that a lot too, that one issue with Yamila Diaz on the cover that came out when I was about 12 was the last one I remember before internet porn was really fast and it was disgustingly stiff when I threw it out.

>>36893275
No one gives a fuck about shit you did when you were 8, what about that time your mom walked in on you with her curling iron in your ass last week?

>>36893547
No, not really. I have looked at furry porn in the past and could get off to it, but it probably comprised less than 5% of my porn viewing habits over the course of my life.

Dot was a desperation move because every channel I flipped to had a dude on it and I was getting frustrated.

>>36893592
I don't believe that's a real thing that has occurred.
Pics or it never happened.