Press this button and you will get a qt gf but die in 2020

I don't want a gf but I'll push the button.

I wouldn't even press the button if I died in 2040

Haha jokes on you, I've been dead inside for the last 10 years

A girlfriend and free euthanasia?
What's the downside?

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Is that even a fucking question?

i'd slam that thing

>>36888229
>wants to die
>wants a gf
why the fuck not :^)

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>>36888229
>Take button
>Wait until the year 2021
>Press button 10 times
>Acquire harem of 10 qt gfs
>Sell magical button on eBay for a billion dollars

>>36888249
>>36888258
>>36888326
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Damn, I am so sick of seeing you faggots go "boo hoo, I wanna die". If you wanted to die so fucking bad, you'd have killed yourself already. Seriously, fuck. If you wanna die, then go die, what's holding you back?

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Press this button and Rome takes Jerusalem but you die in 2020

>>36889126
Will Rome KEEP Jerusalem or will they be booted out a few years later?

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COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

>>36888229
Seriously, who WOULDN'T press the button?

>>36889020
>what's holding you back?
There is no magic button to bring me guaranteed death.

>>36889020
>what's holding you back?
Depression and shit. Being so low energy that, although you want to die, suicide still just seems like too much of a hassle.

>>36889020
>what's holding you back?

i want to kill you first

>>36888258
Girlfriend has no bf and tyrone comes to give her the bbc.

>2017
>Depressed and suicidal
>tfw no gf
>Press the button
>tfw gf
>The perfect qt3.14 is now magically tied to me
>She is always there cheering me and making life better
>Depression and suicidal thoughts slowly go away
>She now cooks for me
>She teaches me how to dress
>tfw not a virgin
>Life is good, no one thinks Im a failure anymore
>2019, December, 31
>Panic
>I dont want to die
>Not now that Im happy, not now that Ive learned to love life
>Midnight comes
>In a fraction of a second, all the hope and warmth of the past years is taken from me
>Ive become a shallow man, an empty husk, in such despair thar even the life before her seemed good
>The first second of the new year goes bye, my lifeless body falls on the ground, leaving mebtal scars in my gf and my family