Get off your fatasses and join the army

you guys are really shilling hard for the upcoming war huh

and be discharged homeless and with PTSD.

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lmao im not gonna sit in the sand for 4 years and risk my life for 20k a year. i'm actually smart enough to get a decent job. but have fun getting sunburned with sandniggers for the next half century

>>36886626
I did, I'm in the reserves and I'm still fucking basically NEET and live with my parents at 25

Fuck you

>>36886626
what can the army offer me that the civilian world cant?

>fatasses
>join the army

make up your mind

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>>36886626
The IRA is still pretty dead so no, i'll wait for the troubles 2.0 thank you

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On a board full of paranoid NEETs who don't want to work for the Jews, do you really think we'd now die for them?

>>36886656
kek this

>>36886653
and this. altho only true robots are immune of such cuckery, M E N T A L I L L N E S S D Q

enjoy best korea chad's

>>36886626
lmao look like an esport team

>>36886626
Can't. They won't let me.

>>36886656
I guarantee you that none of those homeless "veterans" ever wore uniform of any kind.

>>36888030
wwil you accept yugo volunters i just want to kill some englishmen

>>36886850
15% off an oil change at Jiffy Lube, free money orders from the bank, travel to exotic destinations, free housing and gym membership.

The best health insurance known to man, for your entire family.

Enjoy getting on a plane without jumping through the bullshit hoops they make evryone else deal with, and expect a landslide of other benefits in the near future.

Also you get to kill people, a rare treat in today's civilized society.

Im a leaf. Can i join the army or marines? Pls tell me how.

>>36888447
yes you just need to have a green card

>>36888447
green card you don't have to be a citizen to serve in us armed services

>>36886626
Too short. I'm 5'6" .

>>36886626
>Enlisted at 17
>Went to DLI for 14 months and learned a language
>spent 4 months at an Air Force Base for final training
>Get $30K signing bonus for completing training, invest it
>Spent 2 years at Key West
>Final 6 months Cherry Point, decide to re-up for 4 years
>Spend 6 months at an air force base on training, then 6 months in Germany for training
>Get my $45k re-enlistment bonus, invest it
>2 years in the Middle East in combat zones - tons of fun, actually
>1 year at Bragg training others
>Did online school throughout, use the GI Bill to get an MBA when I got out, only needed 18 more months to complete, Top Secret clearance still active
>Got a job as a salesman selling electronics to the military, $10k/month base pay + commissions
I'm 28 and living the dream
>>36886663
My pay as an enlisted man was $3,600/month. The '$20k a year' bit is only for the 2 months of basic training

>>36886626
Too skinny. I gotta be at least 118 lb for my height of 5'6 to enlist.

I already completed my special forces training in AA 2.0.

Get on my level faggot.

>>36886626
>go die for israel, goyim

>>36888555
that sounds good man why do you still come to r9k?

>>36888555
>Enlisted
>3.6k a month

Ok maybe there is a missunderstanding here, but aren't enlisted ranks just privates, specialists and corporals? Because that is already Captains pay.

Also was the training in Germany at Feldkirchen ?

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Armyfag for the past 2 1/2 years reporting in

Don't do it-repeat DONT DO IT.its nothing but a meme

TLDR nothing but politically correct libcuck normies that for the most part out rank you

>>36888656
I got used to coming here when I was deployed. Now it is a habit

>>36888677
Enlisted are privates through sergeants major - 9 ranks
I was a staff sergeants with 6+ years of experience and a dependent allotment (my disabled mother lived with me)
My captain was making more than $5,800 a month

>>36886626
too old, have mental health history, not a very espirit corps kind of person

>>36886626
Already did in my early 20's and still regret it. Just wasn't my thing. Thank god I only signed up for 3 and a half years.

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>>36886626
>dying for stupid people that will never appreciate anyone's service

I'm good

What is the best way to get a green card to enlist? Im 17 whit man from ottawa. If that changes anything.

>>36889128
that's alot bro
You guys have a foreign cadet programm, by chance?

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>>36886626
I hope a shitskin press a bullet in your ass you fucking shill.
You know damn well that unless these guys fucking lie about everything, they aren't fit for the military. Fuck off.

The only thing I ever wanted to do with my life was join the military, but I recently was informed that I'm completely disqualified due to my medical history.
Fuck it all.

>>36886626
next summer im joining the marines.