*BURRRRRP* *sniff sniff* MMMM, smell that you wagecucks? Thats

>lasagnaposting

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FUCKING NEETKEK FUCK YOU. I HAVE A JOB AND YOU GET TO FUCK MY WIFE. I HAVE TO EAT LEFTOVERS EVERY NIGHT WELL YOU GET TO PREPARE SUPERB FOOD. FUCK YOU BITCH. FUCKING NEETS GET TO ENJOY THE BEST HOURS OF 4CHAN. I ONLY GET TO POST HERE IN MIDDLE OF SHIT NIGHT. AT LEAST I MAKE MONEY AND I DONT LEECH. FUCKING NEETS DIE.

>>36884106
Sure thing buddy, talk to you later.when parents kick you out of your basement and you are left on the streets eating from trash cans because you didn't bother with getting a job.

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>>36884207
>>36884253
Wagies, wagies, wagies. Now now, no need to get ragie. I know, I am an astonishing NEET and you all aspire to be just like me someday. Envy is a ville thing to have gentlemen! How about you be a good wagecuck and get off 4chan and prepare for another big day ahead of you? Tick tuck, wagecucks!

>>36884296
Except I don't even work (yet). Suck a big one, parasite.

>>36884319
found the ragie underagie wagie

>>36884106
the NEET life is like the ancient Greek myth of the Siren.

It lures you in with promises of not working and getting to do shit with NEETbux and then, before you know it, you're a loser with no future

Really, /Navy/life is the best life.

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>>36884319
You are quite amusing, young one. Why so ragie if you're not even a wagie?

Mods! Please escort this young man off of my astonishing thread. He is an underage outcast that belongs with neither NEETS nor wagies. Your service and dedication is greatly appreciated as I expand my wonderful platform.

>>36884374
this is an absolute masterpiece of irony and I appreciate it
I mean that punchline was really something

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>>36884374
Oh look, if it isn't another navycuck thinking he is superior to me. Sad! Think again!

>>36884106
I think you should visit a doctor and get your digestive problems fixed

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Dear wagies, how does my bank account make you feel? And I never even had to work a single minute for it (:

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I always end buttmad after cooking Lasagna, these fuckers are always sticking each other while boiling. a truly pain in the ass.

>>36884435
This was nearly three months ago. Show your account right now.

>>36884458
you're not supposed to boil the pasta, you're supposed to layer it in raw and bake the whole thing together

Here's another amusing video for you Mr Neet; I hope you had time to watch the last one.

https://archive.org/details/Developi1951

>>36884458
Boiling? No no no what are you doing??

>>36884502
>>36884534
Depends on the noodles.

>>36884458
That being said, run them over a cold tap, that should prevent them from sticking.

>>36884396
>>36884385
Oh well. I'm pretty content with my life. I've yet to see one true successful NEET story.

>>36884458
coat them in nonstick spray

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>>36884571
I am the most successful NEET you will ever encounter. I am superior, a god I tell you. I am astonishing and have built the most remarkable platform in /r9k/ history. I can smell your jealously through my neetbux.

>>36884625
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Jesus fucking christ, you fucking plebs, this thread has officially been derailed by people not knowing basic chemistry and instead coating their food in gross oil.

Run them over a cold tap while lightly tossing them. This cools down the gluten/glucose (whatever the fuck it's called, the sticky stuff), thus making it not sticky. Then it won't stick.

>>36884646
I mean, I don't really care all that much, like I said, I'm content with my life, it's just that these are all b8 threads and everyone falls for them.

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>>36884106
Fellow NEET here....about to mount the motorized steed and adventure to yawn all nighter food bazzarre. Delectable Mac & Cheese made with REAL or maybe fake....ingredients.....yummm...will be aweeesome to eat after my 420 late night bliss of solitude...... ah NEET life is BEST life.

>>36884654
>not knowing basic chemistry
>whatever the fuck it's called, the sticky stuff
>uncertainty decreases your credibility

t.english major

>>36884435
Neetbux doesn't get you that much
How?
Investments? Inheritance?

>>36884674
>everyone falls for them
And what are you doing right now?

>>36884701
>english major
>can barely form a coherent post and can't greentext without fucking up
sounds about right

>>36884709
idk, shitposting, trying not to post on that pussy eating thread because it's giving me a massive erection. I'm about to go to bed, it's how the night works.

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>>36884677
Greetings NEETIE. That sounds remarkable. I suggest adding a tablespoon of caviar and gold shavings to your delectable dish et bon appetit monsieur. Cheers!

>>36884726
>implying greentext has anything to do with the study of english
almost earned some points. too bad!

>>36884741
Wtf Just fap faggot

>>36884787
Whatever help you feel smug at night, unicuck. Just a bit strange you'd bother mentioning it at all when you wrote such a retarded post.

>>36884815
why are you focusing on the structure of my post rather than the content? any doubt you make in a statement automatically decreases your credibility as you try to support a point

>>36884207
Fuck off falseflagger.

>>36884253
Fucking hell. Wagie is really getting ragie, and the thread has just started. Sad!

>>36884106
I honestly don't care much for lasagna.

>>36885232
ragie wagie has never tasted an exquiste lasagna and only eats cheap microwavable meals and ramen.
SAD
A
D

>>36884106
>>36884296
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>>36884396
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>>36884435
>>36884646
>>36884677
>>36884329
>>36885205
>mfw the only time NEETs seem happy is when they're posting in a wagecuck thread

Whatever it takes to keep you going lil guys!

>>36885232
I can see why some people wouldn't like it, but >>36885291 is kind of right. If you get a taste of well made lasagna, it may sway you. Unfortunately, the lasagna in OP's pepe image looks like shit, which I guess is supposed to be irony or something.
>>36885333
I'm actually a wagie who likes to shitpost in these threads because it's funny when people get legitimately mad at the posts.

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Haha, no wonder you sad little NEETs can't get GF's, it's because you never leave your house!
Luckily us "wagecucks" get to go out and work and meet new women, next time I get my cock sucked my a wagefemale i'll be thinking of you, laughing at your stupidity in your own head


and luckily with my money, i can buy a better computer, better internet, and all the things your failed parents will never give you, since you're a failure


check mate ;)

>>36885333
Heh, I chuckled! Ragie much? If only you know how amazing my daily life is. Here, I'll lay it out for you just because i love making you wagecucks rage with envy

6:00 A.M: Wake up, make a green smoothie, head out for a morning jog around my gated community
6:40 A.M: Shower, head to massage envy for my daily massage, and head to the barber for a trim
7:20 A.M: Come home, pick fresh tomatoes, lettuce, and various other fresh fruits and veggies from my garden
8:00 A.M: Head to the mall to spend $200 on a new suite for my date with THREE different women tonight
8:30 A.M: Come home, make another smoothie, get another 20 min workout in
9:00 A.M: Head to the grocery store to get fresh ingredients for my luxurious lunch
9:30 A.M: Take a nap
11:30 A.M: Prepare myself a luxurious lunch
1:00 P.M: Practice piano, violin, and guitar
2:00 P.M: Head to the museum or park for some fresh air
3:30 P.M: Catch up on the latest research publications in various scientific fields
4:00 P.M: Classical Music Concert
5:00 P.M: Begin painting various landscapes on the beach
6:00 P.M: Enjoy a healthy low-calorie snack and prepare for my dates
7:00 P.M: Date with Stacy #1
8:00 P.M: Date with Stacy #2
9:00 P.M: Date with Stacy #3
10:00 P.M: Stacy #3 comes give my a BJ and sex
11:00 P.M: Kick her out
11:10 P.M: 4 chan
Midnight: Head to sleep

As you can see. Posting is a very small part of my astonishing life. Jealous much?

>>36885522
>11:10 P.M: 4 chan
You didn't think this one through, even more than usual. So in this instance of b8, you live in buttfuck nowhere in the Pacific Ocean. my fucking sides

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>>36885737
I have no idea what you're talking about ragie wagie. I live in San Francisco.

What do NEETs do after their parents die, or when the people vote republican and nobody will pay for your housing?

>>36885522
>10:00 P.M: Stacy #3 comes give my a BJ and sex

Bless him. Course she does champ!

>>36885866
>doesn't know timezones
>it's almost 3am in SF, and yet is still up
>isn't even consistent with his b8
Yikes, you're really shitting the bed this thread.

>>36885895
>implying those are the only ways to get money
Hehe, wagies are my source of income. Now get some shut eye, wouldn't want you falling behind tomorrow due to lack of sleep.

>>36885926
How do you get money without state support? If you're talking about breaking the law then this isn't really a NEET thing.

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>>36885895
We already have voted republican and my checks still continue to come in every month. I'm set for life. Wagies are triggered.
>>36885926
I don't do this everyday you arrogant wagecuck. Do you think I have the energy to deal with three emotional women a day? This is generally my weekend schedule. I sense a lot of jealously coming from you. Sad!

>>36885895
Homelessness most likely, the lucky ones might get sent to some sort of institute for the mentally ill. A parasite without a host to feed on is a sad thing indeed.

>>36885951
>How do you get money without state support?
You didn't say anything about that earlier. You just mentioned housing. You can still get disability without housing.

>>36885960
>I sense a lot of jealously coming from you. Sad!
You're trying too hard at this point.
>>36885962
Hmmm but what's worse wagie? A man with freedom, or a man shackled to Shecklestein, with a short leash. The answer here seems obvious, ragie wagie.

>be me at 23
>parents die
>inherit $650k
>put most of it in investments
>buy a small apartment
>live off the rest
>making a steady $50 a year on investments

while I get to enjoy true freedom the NEET is always worried about the day that our government will stop funding his lifestyle

>>36886006
>$50 a year on investments
Seems like a trivial amount to brag about since you already allegedly have 650,000.

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>>36885982
You aren't even a real NEET. It's quite evident you're trying to copy me in my own thread. Pathetic. I've heard of you wagies larping to try and fit in with us. It's not working.

Mods! Please escort this man out of my fabulous thread. He's embarrassing himself.

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>>36885982
>dependent on a third party to survive
>thinks it's free

>>36886022
>the NEET doesn't know what compound interest is

Ask me how I'm doing in 20 years.

*tic toc* How long until you're forced to start working? Nobody is going to hire a 40 year old who's been living with his parents most of his life.

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Silly neets, soon trump will take all your neetbux and use it to fuel his big oil company takeover. Soon you will all be drafted and forced to give over your lives.

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>>36884106
>tfw I'm actually mentally ill and I'm not a neet by choice
I'm so bored I'm gonna an hero it soon

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>>36886025
>You aren't even a real NEET.
Says who. How do I know that you're just not some wagie trying to fit in by making NEETbro threads? I sense that you're getting a bit ragie at yourself, so you pretend to be the superior NEET in an effort to attain a microscopic slice of validation in your shit existence. Better get some shut eye, wagie, the clock's ticking. And time ain't on your side.

>>36886043
But that would only be $1,000 by the 20th year. Again, nothing to brag about, my man, considering you already have a lot, and even minimumwagecucks can earn $1,000 in a month.

>>36884106
I like me some lasagna

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>>36886087
I can provide proof that I am the superior NEET making these threads recently. I believe you are just envious towards me because you simply do not have the -gift- to create worthy threads. Heh, just face it, i'm better than you.

Speak for yourself, ragie wagie, and get to bed you filthy slave!

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>>36884106
These threads are interesting to me. They use hyperbole and roleplay to paint an unrealistically happy image of NEET-life, despite the average /r9k/ NEET almost always being mentally ill (usually depressed), bored, and lonely. At any rate they're interesting exercises in delusion.

btw that lasagne looks shit

>>36886087
c-can you stop posting? you dont fit in

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>>36886199
>c-can
Having trouble speaking wagie? Maybe you should see if Schlickenburgeenie can let you go home early tomorrow. But then again, you might get replaced by a good waigie. One who never takes any time off. Well anyways, how's that ole saying go? Another day, another...dollar, isn't it?

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>>36886232
Op here. You're not doing a very good job at this wagie. You are no NEET. I can see right through you. Where have my real NEETIES gone? Wagie submit to my superior NEET cock and then you will learn my skills properly.

>>36884106
>149051...
newfags need to become an hero

>>36886400
elaborate whats wrong with getting an image from 4chan

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>>36884106
HOW WILL WAGIES EVER MANAGE TO RECOVER!

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>>36884106
8 hours work, 8 hours rest, 8 hours sleep.

this is not a hard concept

>>36884106
Why is neet pepe so into lasagne anyway? I mean, it's pretty good but still. Try making it with sausage meat

>>36884106
W-Well NEET s-scum, I think you'll find I have some lasagna right here, which I'll enjoy before going to work today! It was saved for me in the fridge because I couldn't have dinner last night (too late back from putting in a lot of overtime for Mr. Shekelberg). S-so suck it, leech!

Any moment now Trump will stop our taxes going to welfare for people like you. Enjoy your money while you can, because you'll be serving fries before you know it!

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>>36886492
not only are you a wagecuck but you are a beta, dont you know NEETS are superior cooks? our secret ingredient is NEET cum. your lasagna is pleb-tier

>>36885522
This is the most inconsistent shit I've ever read. Haircut every day? Buy suits for 2 hundy?! Grow AND buy ingredients? One hour practice on 3 instruments!? (toppest kek). A classical concert that lasts 1 hour!?!? Paint for an hour sounds like it's rubbish, much like your skill level on 3 instruments. 4 hours of 3 Stacie's....you must mean waifus. And you do this, what, daily? Your narcissism is beyond redemption but you'd have to be retarded to believe that bullshit.

Run along now NEETie,and remember, another day another haircut.

>>36886579
>wagie can't comprehend the amount of free time us neets have

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>>36884435
>I posted this random bank balance it must be mine :^)

This is a naughty wagie I see.

>>36886610
Wagie can, the times were posted too dipshit.

>>36886613
What kind of guitar do you have? I have a Gibson Les Paul Standard. I spent like 7 months of neetbux on it and an amp

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>>36886579
toppest kek NEETS BTFO

>>36885522
>1:00 P.M: Practice piano, violin, and guitar
>2:00 P.M:
lol

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>>36886579
>another day another haircut

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>>36886579
You underestimate the power of us NEETS. The reason why I spend such little time on my hobbies is because I am extraordinarily talented. I believe what you claim is narcissism on my behalf is merely a case of severe resentfulness on your end. Wagie, the thing is, you and I live in such different worlds that my astonishing life SHOCKS you. We are so different that you cannot even grasp how can someone be this gifted in life! Fear not, wagie, you can be a NEET too. That is, once you're in your 60s and ready to retire after slaving your youth away. But me? I shall remain energetic, talented, and simply amazing on all walks of life. What a life!

Run along to your 8 hour shift wagie, and remember, another day closer to NEETdom.

>>36886579
>another day another haircut

fucking lost it, NEETS BTFO via their own incompetence

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>>36886579
>another day another haircut
neets eternally btfo

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>>36886746
Such poor damage control.

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>>36886579
This is the best reply of all history

>>36886678
>>36886729
>>36886732
>>36886793
>>36886794
>ragie replied to his own reply

>>36886826
When will wagies ever learn?

>>36886845
They won't because they're too busy working

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>>36886826
Must I persist?

>>36886826
sure, whatever you say little neetie

>>36886858
its obvious you edited this image to make fake (you)'s

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>>36886866
forgot muh pic

original just in case

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>>36886826
>>36886845
NEETS cannot even begin to recover, gg.

>>36886878
I did it so faasst as well didn't I? Kek NEETs just can't stand losing, it's why they never try.

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>>36886887
>>36886891
Y-you're using a- a different ip or something

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>>36886897
>>36886891
>>36886887
I earn just as much income as you without working a day in my life. We both know who wins here you stupid wagecucks.

>>36886910
i agree my fellow NEET this is the same wagecuck fag from earlier that got ragie with us

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>>36886897
>>36886891
>>36886887
You know, bullying others just shows how weak you truly are deep inside. You are all ganging up on us because you're mad we take your taxes.

>>36886913
I'm a senior programmer. I doubt that very much.

>>36886947
What, like bullying wagies? Fuck off with your weakness little man.

>>36886958
>bullying
He's just trying to help

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>>36886958
We don't bully you, we remind you to continue to be good wagies. We are simply looking out for you.

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rest in price sweet neets

>>36886947
>>36886913
>>36886924
>>36886974
>mfw wagecuck thread turns into a good old fashioned NEET shaming session
>NEETs mad as hell

Good work Lads

NEET Status: FUBAR

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>>36887028
W-WAIT DELET THIS WAGIE

>>36887028
My man. Excellent work.

>>36887039
>>36887028
guys please just stop dont spread that image its not even funny please we'll stop making these threads i promise

Why do neets push the homosexual meme so much?

And no dont reply with HUR DUR OPEN YOUR MOUTH WAGIE

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>>36887065
PREPARE FOR MY NEET COCK WAGIE

>>36887059
Even if he doesn't it's gonna get posted on Reddit

>>36886913
You make 6 figures in neetbux? Damn, where do you live?

>>36887045
>>36887059

NOT SO TOUGH NOW, HUH NEETIES?

>>36887089
>6 figures
>he only gets to keep 66% of it

>>36887039
Enjoy the thread while you can, wagie.
You only have a few hours of free time before you have to go in for another 8 hour shift.

>>36887028
Redpill me, how did the neet get caught out.

Not the story part but the reply part

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>>36887123

>NEETs desperately trying to regain control

Too late, parasite. It's all over for you.

>>36887186
You don't have time to keep this up, ragie

>>36887196
Give it up pull little neetie, for someone who stays inside all day, it's sad that these "wagies" can out meme and even BTFO you permanently: >>36887028

Checkmate ;)

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The amount of fake NEET responses in this thread is astonishing.

How do wagies live with themselves

>>36885365
I doubt that other poster has ever cooked a meal in their life.

>>36887184
Newfag detected. Thats not a redpill.
>>>/reddit

>>36887196

>"i-if i sit here and pout long enough, i win"

Truly there is nothing more pathetic than a NEET who's been utterly defeated.

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>>36887028
>I never thought I'd have to use this Pepe

>>36885966
>You can still get disability without housing.
That's not very much money

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Neets btfo

515
515
515

>>36887257
Just tell me please based oldfag

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>>36887258
>defeated
NEETS are superior to wagies at all times. You think a group of trolls is going to tame us? The haircut response was not even funny. You all look and act like children which is why you should stay at work. I wish that was legal. Just imagine how much my neetbux will increase!

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>>36886676
H-how do you know I have a guitar?

>Another day, another haircut

Guys we did it, this is now the standard response to "another day, another dollar".

>>36884374
I'm /navy/ too. Feels great. Home on leave and the best part is my family's spoiling me rotten.

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>>36887318
WHY ARE THEY SO STRONG THIS TIME
NEETies, AX THIS AND SAGE THE THREAD
ABORT, ABORT, ABORT!!!!

>>36887307
Go get a haircut faggot

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>>36887360
silly silly little neetie, don't you have a haircut another today? up up up! you don't wanna be late now

>>36887358
Why haven't you killed ISIS yet? Where are my tax dollars going

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>>36887371
well my fellow NEETS, this is it. they will never let this go. we are a joke. we have betrayed ourselves. i give up.

>>36887318
You said you play guitar every day. What guitar do you have?

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>>36887395
Your tax dollars are going to me.

These haircuts don't pay for themselves

>>36887416
>tfw long hair neet
I beat the wagecuck AMA

>>36887416
>These haircuts don't pay for themselves
Aha, are your mummy and daddy paying for your haircuts? Also little neetie, your barber doesn't even like you and gives you purposely bad haircuts since you come in there everyday! Ahaha I bet your mummy and daddy have to drive you there too while you sit in your little car-seat made for special kind of people! Don't you little neetie?

Joke's on you, I come it at 6, HA!

Fucking plebs thinking they work hard with their 9 to 5. Try some 6 to 5 like real men do.

>>36887444
Trips don't lie

515

>Wagecuckery exists
>NEETS get to survive on wagecuck tax dolla
>Wagecuckery cease to exist
>NEET has to fend off for himself
>Have the audacity of thinking they can talk shit.

I think what you meant to say, OP, is "Thank you". And you're welcome. I don't even mind financing NEETcuckery, but show proprer appreciation.

>inb4 le epin BRAAAAPposting.

>>36887495
Get back to work, wagie.
My tendies don't pay for themselves.

>>36887444
trips confirm complete NEET devastation

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>>36886579
FUCKING NEETS BTFO

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>>36887513
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP REPLYING TO HIM AND SAGE THIS THREAD

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>>36887444
COMPLETE NEET ANNIHILATION

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Sure does feel good not having to go to work like you wagies, did you get that raise you've been working so hard for? How long has it been, a year now? Poor wagecucks. I still make more than you without lifting a finger, besides turning the pages of this magnificent book I've been reading all this time with home cooked meals everyday since.

>>36887563
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk
Listen to this and tell me how it makes you feel

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>>36887409
I have a Jackson.

NOW GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEE!

>>36887563
Aha listen little neet-bag, you've not only lost the battle ITT, but you've lost the war. Saying "ope we dont work and you do Teehee xD" doesn't work forever little neetie, nor is it effective, go to sleep now little neetie, you have a haircut tomorrow at 8!

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>tfw you know op doesn't do anything all day so he's gonna be thinking about this all day

>>36887619
>loses one thread out of the hundreds he's made
How did he lose the war?

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>>36887563
o-one haircut please

>>36886006
>0.0001% return rate

lol

NEET posters - here all day posting about how great it is to be a NEET

wageslave posters - out working and enjoying friends, money and respect, not even aware of the NEETs life

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>>36887619
>wake up any time of the day
>get a hair cut (off your taxes of course)
>last problem for another 3 months

Hope you've been enjoying traffic going to work, wagie. Meanwhile I myself have been self improving and continue to buy things from the money you give me. How does that make you feel poor wagecuck?

>>36887647
To kek.

Makes sense, only human interaction they get

>>36887657
>friends, money and respect
A wageslave who can enjoy those is a lucky man

>>36887643
This is the turning point. Consider this thread Stalingrad and the Red workers are now coming to smash Germanic neet puss. I'd tell you your women are forfeit but we both know you don't have any

>>36887657
wageslave posters - here all day posting about how bad it is to be NEET

Fixed

>>36884106
>tfw your a wagie so youcan only get a haircut once a month

>>36887657
>money
NEETs get that for free poor wagie
You give it to us on a silver platter

>>36887696
>fixed

Return 2 Reddit.

is it the same fucking eggplant lasagna you keep eating?
I mean, all the respect towards your lifestyle you little NEET, but eating only eggplant lasagna with eggplants from your garden that you have been fertilizing with your shits seems a bit too far, change a bit your diet!

>>36887702
>there is no difference between minimum wage and 150k a year.

Whatever you have to tell yourself to be happy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance

>>36887722
Triple dubs speaks truth.

>>36885522
Out of all that the most unbelievable part of that is the 50 mins of shitposting

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>>36887693
Keep saying that wagecuck, I'll be at home sleeping and oh, what's this? I see my check came in so soon! I guess I'll be getting another comfy anime subscription and buy a new series of educational books to broaden my mind. See you tonight wagie. Tick Tock.

I wouldn't actually mind living in a comfy basement shitposting all day making up stories about my life.

Sounds comfy..for a while anyway

>>36887747
Yeah get the rest. You'll need for the daily haircut bitch.

>>36887747
TICK TOCK!

How long until the laws are changed and us tax payers vote to not fund your anime subscriptions anymore?

>>36884106
Tried being neet a while ago, made me wanna kill myself. Being worthless isn't my thing i guess. Good luck with your cooking, anon.

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>>36887738
Don't compare my NEET salary to your poor minimum wage, wagecuck. It's not like I could ever bring myself to live such a low life.

>>36887747
Where do you get your haircuts? $10 a haircut is a lot for someone who makes a couple hundred dollars a month

Why do neets get angry when they get btfo.

At least wagies laugh it off, have a bit of a joke about being wageslaves.

>>36887771
>daily haircut

I see you're so mad you can't think straight, wagie. Your losing this uphill battle of freedom and slavery.

>>36887747
Can you justify your own existence?

>>36887812
>plugs ears with fingers
>lalala I can't hear you I'm mummys boy
>pls no bully

NEETs really deserve to be shit on. Nice haircut faggot.

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Aha silly neeties, I think it's time you stop posting before you embarrass yourself even more

>>36887647

Snip snip, NEETcucks.

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>>36887845
>only thing wagies can fight with is haircuts
>little do they know we can learn to cut our own hair

Poor wagecucks, having time alone- what am I saying. Having ALL the time alone gives you plenty of learning for many skills! Stay mad wagies, I got an anime to watch.

>>36887845
Wouldn't it be cheaper for them to buy an electric shaving machine (the ones with adjustable length) tho? They cost like 20-30 $

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>>36887862
fell for the bait, but still nice drawing

>>36887875
>cutting your own hair

Pity the NEET, for this one is too far gone.

>>36887893
Not enough wagies rage as a daily haircut prepared by a haircut ARTIST.

>NEET OP posts a thread about a new book he's read or whatever he's done lately
>reply earnestly to OP about the book
>he won't engage in conversation
>calls me a wagecuck and insults me

It's like talking to a bot who's been programmed to post an entry to his diary and throw random insults.

Seriously why won'y you engage in conversation? If you're so educated from all that free time why can't you talk about anything but wagecucks?

>>36887899
Not neet but i cut my own hair.

>>36887915
Daily are gay af xD

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>>36886579
>Another day another haircut

This turned my day around

>>36887862
NEETS BTFO

You can stop making these threads you will never recover, neetie.

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Shaking my head... When will you silly NEETS learn?

>>36884106
Bump lets keep this thread alive

>>36888275
I agree. Bump for NEET shame.

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>>36887065
Ok I won't tell you to open your mouth. Now wagie, bend over and submit your boi pucci to my superior NEET cock. Time to get a NEET cum filling.

Is it true neets lie about having steam accounts and investment portfolios

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>>36887408
Uhm, Sorry Neets, but I don't think you did a good job today sweeties :)

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (9.25% content).

This was a pretty good thread

>>36884106
>lasagna

if you're going to neetpost, at least choose a food that is somewhat paletteable

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>>36884106
This is a highly tasty food.

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>>36888672
All wagies submit to NEET cock immediately. Your boi puccis must be filled with sweet NEET cum.

>wake up at 2 PM
>roll out of bed and eat some poptarts
>head to the barber for my daily trim
>head back home and shitpost until my parents come home from work
>argue with my parents
>hear mom crying again
>eat dinner alone in room
>shitpost until 4 AM

w-w-wagies btfo!

>>36886579
>and remember, another day another haircut.

just delete the thread and act like this never happened

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any other wagies unironically enjoy NEETposting?

I can always count on NEETs to bring the bantz before work

>>36889005
Yep, they're usually pretty original situations, so they're fun to read. I appreciate the details.

And it's always funny to think of what their lives are actually like, with no friends, bf/gf, overbearing parents they still probably live with, and how soon enough they'll be living in a car, and then the streets. Or, more realistically, they'll just get a job, and since they posted all this anonymously they'll pretend they were always gainfully employed and that they never stooped so low as to be a neet.

my personal chef makes me lasagna any hour of the day NEETy

he's a Michelin * chef I poached (if you'll pardon the pun) from a top Parisian restaurant to work for me at my home here in Central London (which is also my place of work too!)

>>36884106
used to be a NEET

>pros
>lots of time
>complete freedom

>cons
>in my country you don't get NEETbux
>stay in house all the time
>no qt grillfriends

I'm in the E for education now

couldn't be happier. qt girls are my life.

>>36884435
post your credit card number so i can check for myself

Be neet

Suck cock when I want for cash.

Feel good man

>>36885522
nigga, sounds like the gayest day on earff, nigga.

wheres yo yoga dickin class at, fukboi?

classical music?
art gallery?

the fuc out my face with that bullshit lol

you know damn well you sitting around im yo stanky PJs playing anime vidya games n eating Hungry Man dinners.

be reel my dude, you aint cookin no REEL MEAL with yo autistic ass. probably burn down yo mommas shack, nigga lol

>>36888747
Great, so not only are you a bunch of NEETS obsessed with getting haircuts, but you also want to cum in other guys. I wasn't sure before, but you just proved without a reasonable doubt that you are a fag. Congrats!

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>>36890593
Is ragie wagie grumpy he didn't get his hourly dose of NEET cum? It's ok I will take care of you. I'll fill you to the brim with my NEET cum and then you can thank me for my service.

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I'm hiding in the closet posting this. Local wagecuck decided to come home for lunch while I was spending time with his lovely wife.

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>>36890700
Why did you guys pick such an ugly cunt for that image
And why do people always seem to forget that getting autismbux comes with having autism? I'm cool being a non autistic wagie, capable of typing out a fake schedule that makes sense, unlike the NEET who fucks up at least one thing per thread. At least we know you deserve the bux

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>>36890797
Ever think that he was embellishing to get your blood pressure up so high?

I wish i knew what it was like to be so delusional as to think that there's a world where that schedule maker could be serious or where i could convince myself that earning shekelstein's yacht for him is contributing to society

>>36884106
>eating anything that isn't oats, chicken breast or cottage cheese
not gonna make it, fatso

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>>36890891
You wagecucks probably don't even eat fresh. Shameful

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>>36890797
She looks ok to me. I've fucked wagies' wives that were worse

>get job
>it's a horrific experience with very little free time
>after I get paid the government steals half of my earnings
>quit after 1 month

How the fuck do wagies do it without wanting to kill themselves?

>>36884106
Bumperoni
Wagies get in here!

Tell me NEET scum, can you machine various types of metals? Can you weld? Can you do plumbery? Can you wire electrical devices? Can you do your own maintenance on tools, vehicles and machinery you use?

You ain't got shit on me, I'm afraid. You NEETs are so oblivious that you probably think that all jobs are flipping burgers or filling reports in an office. Some of us have jobs where you learn and practice a craft that we enjoy.

I also paint and play the guitar. Never "too tired" to do what I love.

It's too bad that you don't actually practice shit because you're too busy crying about your depression and shitposting.

I'm shitposting from work whilst taking a paid shit.

>wagecuck
What did he mean by this?

>He doesnt travel the world while getting paid
Sad!

>>36890941
Wagies are known cowards. They do want to off themselves but they just don't have the balls

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>>36891341
Your hobby is collecting jew tokens to buy what the tv tells you to buy.

Congrats that your slave master doesn't make you flip burgers. Your slavery is truly superior

neet are hella gay desu

>>36891490
But how does one go without wageslavery if parents basement/trustfund/welfare isn't an option ?

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>>36884106
Being a wageslave is lovely here, the staff loves me, we all get along and are giddy, and i make $15/hour. Plus, i enjoy my job while attending college for a STEM degree. Keep living the neetcuck life faggot, you'll never lose your virginity and die in your parents basement. :^)

>>36891608
If you're in a first world country then you get roommates and neetbux like a real man

>>36891716
W-what are neetbux exactly? Disability ?

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>>36891633
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>>36890593
And here come the ragie wagies. Wagecucks are so brainwashed by thier jew overlords that they've become hilariously predictable. Come wagies, let me free your mind. Submit to my strong NEET cock. Take a full load of NEET cum into your boi pucci. Embrace our superior cocks.

>>36891808
>he's saying the same thing over and over himself
But thanks for continuing to validate that autism

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wher mi tendi

>>36884571
How to be a successful NEET:

1. Get paid
2. Don't go to work

I mean...what's a successful NEET supposed to look like?

>>36891841
WAGIE NEEDS NEET CUMMY IN HIS MOUTHY

>>36884106
that look delicious desu my neetfam

>>36891633
>upset about master neet posting these threads every day
>still comes here to comment and bump the thread up further

poor wagies, all that hard work must be getting to you

>>36891762
yes, basically. many disabilities are just self-reported by word of mouth though you will need to seek treatment to establish proof of your claims.

This is some of the worst samefagging I've seen in a while.

>>36886579
Is this all you wagies have? Why do so many people think the haircut thing was a good insult? He obviously didn't mean he went for a fucking haircut every day you autistic cunts

The fact that the wagies think OP is being serious about doing all this crap every day of his life is hilarious. You guys are fueling his fire, you are being fucked by our Master NEET harder than ever before. He wants you to be mad, and you're doing just that. I've just laid it all out for you and you wagies will continue to get angry and give OP attention. Every single time he posts these threads, you will come here to cry. OP has all of you on puppet strings

>>36891341
>wagecuckold is bragging that his master let him take a shit today

Of course he'd let you, he doesn't want to get shit on his figurative dick when he's assfucking you all day. I hope you aren't proud of being able to turn on a machine for metal. That's babby shit, like tying your own shoes. Welding? Hurp durr move the stick on the metal. Plumbing? Hurpdurr meke it hot and put copper penis in copper vagina. Wiring? I don't even have a way to make fun of something that ez.

I'm glad you can feel some pride in what you do, but don't pretend that you will ever be anything close to what we are. You will always be beneath us. I hope you enjoyed your scheduled bathroom break. Mr Noseberg has lots of big boy hard jobs to do, like WELDING, or PLUGGING stuff in.

>>36892378

How's depression going?

If you're so great, why are you unhappy and posting on /r9k/?

I was under the impression that superior people don't post on a board meant for people who are unhappy.

>>36892948

NEET life is sooo much better oh move hand on penis oh push buttons on microwave ohhh cry deeply over misery of existence wow so many great skills!

>>36885522
Laughed pretty hard at this. In my $200 "suite". That I buy everyday. After my daily haircut

Neetcucks BTFO how will they ever recover

>>36892378
Nice haircut faggot. Try harder next time.

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>>36889005
Its in the great tradition.

Karl Marx was a NEET who spent his time all his time writing about wagies as well.

>>36892074
Take note folks, this is what the NEET actually is, a literal retard

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NEETS UNITE

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>>36892949
/r9k/ is meant for people who are happy. Out of pity we allow the wagies to come here so we may laugh and mock them, but they will never truly belong.