What do fembots or gaybots consider red flags in men?

>>36883787
Something something lack of testicular fortitude?

>>36883787
browsing 4chan

srs

>types in stutters
>uses reddit (not a joke)
>masturbates to trap porn
>enjoys looking at gore just for fun
>credit card debt

>he thinks women should be in the kitchen
>he's overtly religious
>he's an SJW
>he's a /pol/tard or from /r/ the red pill
>spends too much time on the internet
>he has that hard to pin down quality of being desperate, angry, unstable and obsessive that constitutes being creepy
>hes a fussy eater
>he still lives with his parents, barring serious financial strife
>he hasn't read a book in years and is proud of it
>he won't try anything new

>>36883853
>enjoys looking at gore just for fun
Almost every other guy I know has done this, and I'm friends with jocks and other normies.
I've only done it once, but morbid curiosity is perfectly normal.

>>36883787
>Being short
>Being ugly
>Being obsessed with winning the argument instead of having fun
>Strange sense of humor (laughing at dead babies)
>Not liking animals and kids

>this board
>misogynist
>not a reader
>dresses sloppily
>a political extremist
>religious

>>36883787
ok I started typing a list of what I'd find to be red flags but I realised that basically this guy doesn't exist and this is basically just an extremely unrealistic list of demands and probably no guy in 2017 can meet them
>spends over 4hrs a day viewing porn especially degenerate 3d porn
>has instagram/snapchat etc and posts selfies often, attention whoring in general
>has large/healthy social circle and more than 3 or 4 friends (inc. internet friends)
>hates his mother/blatant mommy issues
>tattoos
>has ever masturbated to trap/sissy/feminisation porn or is gay or bisexual in any way
>smokes weed
>doesn't drink every night + will drink with me or at least a few times a week
>doesn't shave regularly
>showers more than once or twice a week
>doesnt like receiving cute gifts like stuffed animals or nendos
>sjw
>dislikes common food ingredients eg. garlic or sth (i love cooking, i don't want some loser who wont eat it if it has tht ingredient)
>spends more time on reddit/normiebook etc than elsewhere online
>man bun/other fag haircut
>only plays overwatch
>generally well-adjusted and relates well to people/likes to go outside and socialise
not that I think these things make someone a bad person or undateable, just bc I personally don't think we would get along well
and gl with getting a girlfriend, anon

>>36884791
>>generally well-adjusted and relates well to people/likes to go outside and socialise
I think all your other points contradict this one.

>>36885002
you think so? i dont know.
I just feel like a guy who was popular and sociable with a lot of friends wouldn't be interested in someone like me, and I wouldn't want to date some vapid chad who goes to frat parties etc i dunno

Bumping this thread.

Origigi

>Below 6' tall
>Not white
>Facial hair
>Doesn't work out at least 6 times a week
>Unemployed
>Enjoys video games and/or anime
>Doesn't like dogs
>Dresses sloppily
>Few/no friends

All these things show laziness and ineptitude.

Here's a question for "fembots":

How important is a man's hair to you? Would you date a bald guy if you liked literally every other aspect of him?

I'm in my early twenties and started receding/thinning on top so now I just buzz it all down. I'm an otherwise fine looking guy, been described as cute before. I'm just wondering how fucked I am realistically.

Right now my read on the situation is that there are definitely a fair number of women who wouldn't date me because I'm bald, but that there are many women who would date a bald man if he were confident/in good shape/etc., and that there is a weird subset of women who find baldness sexy, like the woman from 1Q84.

>>36885202
>How important is a man's hair to you?
Well, I like hair, but only taken care of.
> Would you date a bald guy if you liked literally every other aspect of him?
Of course.

Came from a single mother
>>trash

>misogynist or sexist in any way (and that includes SJWs)
>still lives at home
>mean or cruel
>owns guns
>religious

>>36885589
I'd second all of these.

>anyone who thinks I should be a housewife
>poor hygiene
>poor clothing taste
>only likes video games and anime
>uneducated

>>36883787

lack of jawline
lack of rhythm
anything above norwood 2

>>36883787
>frequently lies to you
>tattoos, dyed hair, piercings
>unemployed
>no college education or low IQ
>hates math and science
>wants sex within less than a year of dating
>wants too many kids
>doesnt want to get married someday
>flirty
>loud and childish
>lazy
>wears baseball caps or other normie clothes
>normie haircut
>father is a bad influence
>obsessed with sneakers and cars
>plays sports
>has a lot of friends
>drinks or does any kind of drugs, including cigarettes
>likes to party
>gets bored staying home most of the time
>has anger issues
>many sexual partners
>hates animals
>cares about what other people think
>isnt affectionate
>controlling and overly jealous
>clingy and manipulative
>overly happy personality
>on fb, snapchat, instagram, twitter
>believes in rape

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>>36885838
>believes in rape

>>36885195
I meet these requirements where's my gf?

>works 6 days a week
oh that's why!

>arrogant asshole
>controlling
>manipulative
>clingy
>known man whore
>stupid or uneducated
>at all religious
>at all sexist or misogynist
>aggressive
>muscles
>rich and brags about it
>talks about his car

To the people who say they want someone who reads, does listening to audio books count?

>>36885935
Only if you're dyslexic and can't read or use them for driving trips.

>>36883890
Same.
Human gore, I can get, morbid curiosity and "holy fuck" factor.
But man, I CAN NOT STAND animal gore, and I hunt (for conservation, I'm not a sick trophy fucker).
I will only ever take a shot that will kill an animal either immediately or by the time I can walk to it.

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>>36886027
>I CAN NOT STAND animal gore, and I hunt

>>36883787
dom gay here

red flags in cuteboys are:
>sends nudes within the first month
>only talks when theyre horny
>chatting up other homos while they talk to you
usually means theyre only interested in fucking, if I wanted a fuck id hop on grindr and so should you

>actually wants you to refer to them as a girl outside of sex
>wants to get the dick chopped off
>uses a feminine version of his name instead of the original
means theyre a mentally ill tranny whos likely gonna kill himself after the castration

>hair is shorter than 3 in
subs should have cute hair not a military cut

>dick is longer than 6 in
>taller than 6 ft
become a top or switch, gonna be hard to find a larger gay man who doesnt want someone adorably small, size difference is a pretty common kink

>doesnt shave
dont be gross

>>36886059
For conservation you fucking mong.

I'm Australian and there are a number of introduced species that are destroying our native wildlife - letting their numbers grow uncontested will only result in both native and introduced species starving to death.

There is a 100% difference between a calculated and practice's vital shot, or a captive bolt to a stunned cow, than some sick Chinese fuck torturing a puppy, or some raving nigger pouring boiling water on a cat.

>tumblr
>male feminist/sjw
>autism

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>>36886132
>there are a number of introduced species that are destroying our native wildlife - letting their numbers grow uncontested will only result in both native and introduced species starving to death.

he actually believes this

im a femanon
why do you guys hate religious guys? a lot of guys are protestants but dont even go to church but you hate religion in general?

>>36886184
religion is for goons

>>36886086
> Exactly 6' tall
> Exactly 6" dick
Woa mane

>>36886184
Because I'm not religious and don't want it forced down my throat, and there's something fundamentally different between us if one is religious and one isn't. Plus they're all pretty sexist given the times they were written in, and I don't fancy being a housewife.

>>36883787
Take this as you will, but since I'm more forgiving I'm probably not the norm in *most* say for example, living on your own, not having a car (I can understand those) anyway, red flags.

>Types with too many emoticons, overdramatic sentences
>A constant boohoo story regardless of whatever is going on, can never have a conversation without saying I'm depressed my life sucks at least once
(Don't get me wrong, I understand someone being depressed but when that's the only thing they talk about it's a bit off putting)
>Donates to twitch streamers
>Doesn't keep his word
>No self respect, doormat
>If a girl has a different opinion than him and she disagrees he'll change his mind to her opinion
>Can't see through girls bullshit/manipulation
>Asks for help but then goes to doing the same thing again
>Puts girls in a pedestal just because she's pretty
>No backbone
>Feminish attitude
>Puts celebrities or people on a golden platter and can't see anything wrong with it
>Doesn't bother to actually research what he believes in
>Doesn't have any solid opinion on anything.

My red signs are more personality than physical.

>>36886264
i guess you dont know many religious people because being religious doesn't mean being a housewife. many atheists can also be sexist because the US was founded on Christian values anyway so gl

>>36886264
>Because I don't want it forced down my throat
You'll change your mind when you unzip my pants.

>>36886296
I'm not American. I know lots of religious people, and the majority have been like that. Plus, as I said, there's something fundamentally different about atheists and believers in terms of values and personalities.

>>36886312
Ha ha very funny. Original too.

>>36886264
>doesn't want to be a housewife
>is on /r9k/ so obviously doesn't have any other talents or uses
Fuck you you fucking roastie whore.

>>36886282
sounds underage

>>36886371
If I were a roastie whore I'd be able to get some Chad to look after me and not on /r9k/ anyway. I'm actually quite high earning and well educated/read, I just can't really do the 'social' side of life.

>>36886374
Well color me surprised, those are the type of people I keep meeting. Where do you live that you don't meet them?

>>36886384
>I'm actually quite high earning and well educated/read
>humanities
Again, kill yourself roastie

>>36886399
I don't meet any new people really but the type of guy youre describing seems like the typical high school chuckle fuck that underage girls would complain about based on the conversations I overhear from my female coworkers and screenshots I see around the internet. excuse me if youre not underage

>>36886425
medicine, actually. One can read as well as doing a non humanities based subject.

>>36886469
>medicine
Anything other than math and physics is practically a humanity lmao. kys

>>36886493
>Anything other than math and physics is practically a humanity lmao. kys
Found the sperg.

>>36886436
It's not really a type guy, it's just various personality traits I've seen from friends/people well into their late or early 20s.

And it's fine. I was just surprised, but reading back on it I can understand why you'd think that.

>>36886499
Found the brainlet
>on /r9k/
>not being a sperg
faggot

>>36883890
I don't think he means watching gore out of morbid curiosity, just out of sheer pleasure and joy.

I've personally had my fill of gore during my /b/ days, see no reason to voluntarily seek the stuff.

>>36885195
Uh, I like dogs.

>>36885202
I am one of those that loves bald men, especially when its all shaved off. If you have a strong jaw, bald and clean shaven face is very sexy. I also love the bald+beard combo on pretty much any guy. It's also not as rare as you think for women to like that. A shitty haircut is worse than a receding hairline or bald man any day.

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>>36885195
yes being less than 6' tall shows laziness and ineptitude

>>36884791
>is gay or bisexual in any way
eat shit

>>36883950
Arguing can be fun if you're intelligent.

Animals suck, what is with Americans and this weird obsession?

>>36886990
Sorry fag, you're going to have to find another cute girl to bait desperate guys into a threesome with you.

Gay/bi boys are worthless.

>>36886982
As does not being white. Get to the gym, Pajeet.

>>36886282
>>Doesn't keep his word
>>Asks for help but then goes to doing the same thing again
>No self-respect
>No backbone
I am really bad about these, I was raised like a house animal and never went to school past the 6th grade but I'm an adult so it's no real excuse. It's just very hard to break the conditioning.

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>>36883853
>types in stutters
I do that in real life too!
I mean i stutter

>>36884791
>>showers more than once or twice a week
All of this describes me except that.

Someone pls love me.

>has a beard/five-o when he very clearly doesn't have the genetics/test for a dense beard
>has some sort of swept back or to the side haircut showing off a recession point
>very clearly balding but refused to shave their head
>overweight but does the cargo shorts and sandal combo
>acne beyond age 20
>dry as fuck lips
>can't walk like a normal human being
>constantly staring down instead of equal to or above the horizon
>always neutral colored clothing
>shirt with some sort of non-brand design IE game characters/symbols or shitty looking generic splotch or shape
>more than just a belly levels of fat
>skeletor thin
>chicken legs
>skinny arms, wrists, hands, neck
>can't seem to decide how to breathe. Seriously whats up with that just settle on breathing through your nose or mouth insteas of making it super obvious you're walking yourself through the process of fucking breathing
>can't figure out where to put their eyes
>stammering
>lots of uh, umm, er's, backtracking, or repetition during conversations
>shit posture
>mumble mumble
>"don't do it that way do it this way!" over minor things
>can't sit/stand still IE fidgeting, constantly shifting weight or posture, hands don't know where to sit, tapping
>shit complexion and hair that shows they don't see the sun very often
>bad teeth or yellow teeth and that white film on the tongue
>can't style their hair right
>can't dress themselves properly IE shirt that makes them look fatter, pants that show off how skinny their legs are or how fat their thighs are, accessories that don't mesh like a random necklace or hat or chain
>hyper specific mumble mumble when ordering food IE "i'll have a medium rare, that means no blood dripping out or plain rare just a little pink!", "theres no, insert ingredient lets use pickles, on this right? Cause I won't touch it if theres so much as a pickle seed nearby. Not even on the plate!"

>>36883787
>OP unironically uses the term "fembot"
>it's a "OP desperately want to hear female opinions" thread
I wish under 21s couldn't post.

>>36883877
>>he thinks women should be in the kitchen
That's a slippery slope. I personality dont write stuff like "get back to da kitchen xDD" but i clearly support that there are masculine and feminine jobs in household. If women doesnt submit to you, she's fallen out of love with you.

it's a small world after all yadda yadda

>>36887188
>is an adult but unironically likes metal, tweenpop, kpop, or emo music to a high degree. Having some metal songs in your playlist is acceptable but blasting 8 songs of screamo in a row when you're driving someone somewhere is obnoxious
>can't talk about anything outside tv, anime, or vidya
>isn't "well" read to some degree IE you don't read books from time to time outside teen fantasy genre or crappy fiction
>talks about a chick he had a thing for/ex/old fwb, especially if its bashing
>extreme levels of political views don't care if its leftist, rightist, marxist, or laissez-faire capitalism if you get loud and upset when talking about your political stances "enemies" thats a no go
>is legitimately stupid in a bad way. Can't accurately describe it but theres times where being an idiot makes you cuter instead of less attractive as a whole
>talks or laughs obnoxious loud in public settings unless the joke really was that funny or the place requires you to raise your voice to be heard
>and as always weird conversations that aren't for a public setting no I don't care that that one game wasn't allowed in the US uncensored because the titty physics were that good

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>doesn't read
>not religious
>likes traps / is bi
>likes anime
>doesn't chew food
>looks at gore
>browses this board
>college dropout, like me
>minds if I'm fucking other guys

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>>36887188
>has a beard/five-o when he very clearly doesn't have the genetics/test for a dense beard
>acne beyond age 20
>always neutral colored clothing
>more than just a belly levels of fat
>stammering
>bad teeth or yellow teeth and that white film on the tongue
That's all me and i'm still getting laid.

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>>36887188
>huge ass list
>none of it applies to me

Feels good.

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>>36883787
>brags about using reddit
>only listens to top 100 music
>has no hobbies
>hes a SJW
>doesnt read
>smokes weed
>immature
>is not healthy (food, exercise, addiction)
>clingy
>neet
>dyed hair, tats, piercings
>lower than 120 IQ
>hates his family/no friends
>arrogant, condescending, narcissistic
>obese
>uses emojis unironically
>pushover/beta
>unhygienic
>hates animals and children
>5'10 or shorter
>walks like a fag (hunched, looking down)
>dresses like a child
>skelly/lanklet
>incoherent, cant read without stuttering a lot or following the words with his finger, not well spoken

>>36887236
Never said they were immediate debarment from sexual activities or females in general. They're just redflags to be aware of. A little box that if checked says "maybe this wasn't a good idea." That obviously you could work past using other attributes or traits.

>>36887271
you could've written
>he's not Chad

Being ugly is the biggest red flag.

>>36887227
Bait aside, what kinda person doesn't chew food?

Might as well say doesn't breathe through their nose or mouth.

>>36884791
I don't think your list is unrealistic. I'm an average guy and I don't have any of your red flags.

You're basically looking for a cyborg by /r9k/'s standard. Someone who goes here often, doesn't socialize too much but somewhat has his autism together.
Someone like me

>>36887282
How acne, beard or stammering is a sign of warning? It's pure genetics.

>>36887309
Different anon but maybe they mean those people that SLURP shit.
Ex: spaghetti or even ramen and they just slurp some amount into the mouth then swallow. No chewing.

>>36887051
>bisexuality = infidelity

>>36887350
If you're a loyal partner you could be with a girl like her and never admit you've fapped to traps. If you're like me you already hide it every day.

>speaks like they're on the internet
Maybe dumb tumblr chicks will be attracted to this but I'm not interested.

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This board has a very broad definition of what constitutes a "red flag".

OP said red flags, not a list of things you people don't like.

>>36887329
Acne: theres an absolute shit ton of treatments and the only limiter is your motivation to try them till you find what works. Knew a guy who was THE worst case i'd ever seen and he actively sought a cure and eventually landed it. Both his brother and dad kept bitching it was genetics just like they bitched about brushing their teeth cause grandpappy lost his by age 30 so you can't fight it. It shows you care about your appearance enough to make an effort.

Beard: if you can't grow a strong one shave it smooth. Growing a shoddy mexican teen-tier stache or spotty beard looks fucking terrible and not shaving it shows you aren't aware of your appearance or just don't care. Neither are good.

Stammering: it ruins every single conversation you're going to have with that person. It doesn't matter if you can't help it as that doesn't magically change that fact.

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>>36883787

Seeing some replies in this thread... You're all a bunch of normies. Kill yourselves, conformist trash.

Here's a list of actual red flags:

>Cuts his hair in military haircuts/super short/shaves even though he's not balding
>Religious in any way (non religious theism and respect to religion is fine, doesn't have to be atheist)
>Extreme political opinion
>Uses emotion during discussion as a dominant argument
>Chooses what's popular because it's popular
>Has strong opinions about something without doing minimal research
>Has no opinions at all/very generic ones like "hurting people is bad"

>>36887433
>Acne
For the most part it seems reasonable.
>Beard
I dont know about others but i look better in spotty beard than clean shaven. I'm dead fucking serious.
>Stammering
How's that red flag again? Just because it ruins conversation?

>>36887485
Again. Redflag isn't an outright call for rejection. Its just a warning sign of sorts i probably won't like you. You could make up for the stammering by actually being funny or something.
Stammering means I might not enjoy conversations with you and that will color every verbal interaction with you from then on.

Like i put above as an example. Being stupid isn't an outright redflag if you're the cute kind of stupid.
Likewise there may be an exception to your stammering in some form.
Same for the beard but by and fair men with shabby beards look bad. The main issue seems to be you view it head on when you view yourself and judge it good or nice whereas most women, unless you're short, will be viewing this from below where we'll see all the spotty area's more readily and it just plain looks bad also thick beards feel good and shabby enough ones don't its comparable to the feeling of a full head of hair or a thinning head of hair.

>>36887546
You see, your problem is these are not actually red flags but things you dont like in guys.

>>36887546
>Its just a warning sign of sorts i probably won't like you.
That's a yellow flag, red flag is "no way in hell" like cheated on past 3 partners or killed a man.

A guy that's not at least agnostic is a red flag. Atheism is dumb. One who hates religion is even worse.

>>36887614
Back to your cathedral Archbishop.

>>36887614
I'm agnostic and I don't get why I'm treated any different from a regular atheist. I don't believe in gods, I don't think they exist just like an atheist. Functionally we're both the same, if either of us had hard evidence of gods we'd be kneeling and if gods do exist we'd be burning. Only real difference is that I think this thing, this theory I have no hard evidence for is a possibility, atheists don't. Just like how Muslims don't think magical winged unicorns that only virgins can ride are possible

>>36883787

>Lack of initiative
>Always asks for permission
>Gets irritated quickly
>Takes disagreements personally
>Try too hard to please others
>Often talks down to other
>Lie or overexaggerate things about himself
>Spout out rude/nasty things but back down when confronted
>Scared of showing flaws to other
>Desperate for approval

A bonus point while I'm at it

>Watch motivational videos on youtube

In the end it just comes down to frustration as a result of insecurity.

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>>36887949
You reminded me to save this image.

>>36887614
>atheism is dumb
Prove to me god exists without using a holy book. I'll wait.

Religion is hot garbage if you have a brain, deism is completely normal though. You literally can't argue against this.

>>36888075
The universe is so precariously perched on a razors edge of destruction that its fairly feasible it was purposefully placed there.
Just the slightest fuck up in something and we just would not have existed and we just keep finding more and more things that show we just barely squeeked by for some currenty unaccountable reason.
God may or may not exist but we very well could be a simulation and "god" is a nerd doing a side project in uni but somethings going on somewhere.

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>Tfw you have at least one redflag from each and every post in this thread.

>>36883853
o-only Ironically I swear...
>>36883877
>>spends too much time on the internet
Why are we here.
>>36883950
>>Not liking animals and kids
They're Dirty.
>>36884266
>>this board
Bait
>>36884791
>>showers more than once or twice a week
>>doesn't drink every night
Disgusting and Pricey.
>>36885195
Beside the genes related one everything.
>>36885589
They say I'm mean
>>36885656
No Hobbies
>>36885838
Too many. But actually proud of the ones I don't tick.
>>36885899
>>arrogant asshole
Coping mechanism of self hate.
>>36886282
>>Donates to twitch streamers
But that dude's been there for 6 years of my life. Come on.
>>36887188
>Tapping
It just happens.
>>36887227
>>college dropout, like me
Baito
>>36887271
>incoherent, cant read without stuttering a lot or following the words with his finger, not well spoken
Dyslexia has positive things too, I swear.
>>36887480
>>Has no opinions at all
So many choices. Too many points of view.
>>36887949
>Lack of initiative

There. Free (You)s for everybody.

>>36884791
So I'm trying to figure your list out, these are all red flags?
>Has a healthy social circle
>Generally well adjusted/likes to socialize
Because if you mean that you want people with those two qualities and not the others, then that's not unreasonable at all. Even an average fella like myself would check all the boxes.

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>>36888200
Only 11 more and i get a daki!

>>36888342
Chase the daki dream anon

+1

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>>36889055
10 more!
Someday i'll sleep comfy and safe!

>calling his mom a cunt.
Like he might have good reason- she could be a horrible person.
But straight off of the bat throwing vitriol at a mom can suggest being kind of an unstable spoiled asshole Who'd probably get aggressive with me too.
>cruel to children or animals
That means you're both a sadist and also too much of a sniveling coward to pick out targets that can actually defend themselves.
>teeth falling out
You need your teeth- it's not just cosmetic if something horrific is going on with the chompers it means your lifespan is significantly reduced.

>>36888200
>goes through a red flag thread and zeros in on all negative traits he displays
Please take better care of yourself, this is worrisome.
I bet if we had a green flag thread you'd find plenty of yourself as well.

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>>36889266
Being aware is the first step dubs anon

>>36884791
Im green all but for "doesnt drink every night" "showers more than twice a week" and "likes to go outside an socialise (cause im autistic)" the doesnt drink every night and showers too much points confuse me desu

>>36885195
>waaaaa he likes things which i dont like hes having fun wrong waaaaaa
Kys

>>36888075
its idiotic to dismiss the idea of god entirely
i will not date an atheist and especially one that speaks like you do without any respect

>>36887389
Yeah things like "hes not tall" isnt something that guys can control

Gayfag here.

Being unwilling to laugh at himself. If he dishes it out, he's got to be able to take it.

>>36885195
Also

>listens to metal

>>36890779
You only believe in God because you were told to and saw everyone else do it.

If he's a gamer. Specifically, one game. If they're playing CS:GO for 2000+ hours AVOID THEM.

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I love a good bait thread

>>36891412
Tfw put 10 hours each into 200 games
2smart4roasties

>>36887949
>>Spout out rude/nasty things but back down when confronted
That's the worst one to have, being passive-aggressive.

>>36886282
This is all extremely reasonable and really just the bare minimum for what a man should be. One of the few real humans I've seen ITT.

>>36884266
>religious
Keep sucking dick out of the 7-11 stall honey

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I tick almost all of these red flags and i dont even care

>>36885589
>owning freedom insurance is a problem
You don't deserve to bear my children anyway

>>36892802
No anon, criticism of fembots is mean and warrants a permaban

>>36892979
all the ones who say religion is a red flag are probably traps and fags anyway

>>36886282
You sound perfect, you should be my wife
I can cook

>>36883787
>posts on r9k (Lurking is ok)
>gets into internet arguments
>makes people upset or angry as a "joke"
>irrational anger
>seems to hate every other woman except you
>always has something nasty to say about others
>likes loli types (Every r9k waifu looks underage)
>believes male dominant relationships are the best

>>36887271
>Only listens to top 100 music
An actually good red flag is

>pretends knowing anything about bands is a replacement for a valid personality

>>36893020
I'd say zeal is a red flag, not religion itself

>>36893020
>probably
welcome to the female side of /r9k/

>>36893145
Well lucky for all the girls here I'm an agnostic atheist

>>36893045
Huh. Somehow don't qualify for any of these, mostly since your biggest problem is guys being dicks, and i personally try to get along with people and hate talking shit behind backs

grill or dude?

>>36893193
Get out of here atheifag, these chicks are crazy, you are better off fucking a Chihuahua as than deal with these crazy trannies

>>36893202
>>posts on r9k
not so fast

>>36886282
>Can't see through girls bullshit/manipulation
A lot of guys cannot see through it.

>>36893365
Its weird though, yeah?
I swear 99% of guys can see that shit a mile away from the outside but when they're the one being shysted they're fucking blind.

>>36893443
>Its weird though, yeah?
It's not that weird. They honestly believe that she's the one and different than the rest of women.

>selfish behaviour, lack of manners or basic consideration
>unaware of other people's perspectives
>pushy, domineering
>manipulative or gaslightey in any way, any appearance of being a user
>argumentative
>repeatedly doesn't listen to or understand what I say
>evil beliefs
My only red flags are for bad people and people who aren't really bad but are just too fucked up and will hurt those around them. I have other standards and dealbreakers too, of course.

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>>36893202
>>36893338
>tfw you ruin your chance of finally getting a girlfriend by trying to make contact

>whores hating anyone religious

It's almost like they dont want to be judged for their shit behaviour

>>36893463
But how? They've seen it a thousand times but somehow when they're the ones wearing the boots all that experience just goes out the window?

>>36885202
personally i would, i mean i'd prefer someone who is bald but still gets rid of the stubble than a guy with seriously gross hair that he only washes like once a week

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>>36884791
>Showers more than once or twice a week
>has large/healthy social circle and more than 3 or 4 friends (inc. internet friends)
>only plays overwatch
>spends more time on reddit/normiebook etc than elsewhere online
>generally well-adjusted and relates well to people/likes to go outside and socialise
What? How are those bad things?

>>36893525
fuck, you've described me to a T
What exactly do you define as evil beliefs though?

>>36885202

>be me
>Don't cut hair for half decade
>Literally never
>Ponytail to halfway down my back
>Dead/frayed ends
>Hair is always slightly greasy but smells fine
>Women always tell me they love it
>"Never cut it anon" they say
>Dudes hate it

I have no idea, anon.
Just as curious as you are.

>>36885202
Don't mind so long as you don't look bad bald. Sadly thats pretty heavily reliant on your head shape.
Assuming thats sorted its a literal non-issue.
Can you do that AND look good in a beard? Now its a positive but good beards tend to do that regardless of bald status.

>>36893803

Probably want a bunch of thirsty robot (you's) where they scream about being unhygenic and friendless to get "her" approval

>>36893867
Good looking hair is nice but if its always slightly greasy instead of silky smooth the second i can feel it thats a negative.

Protip: use a keratin restoration process for repair then just use some nice conditioners routinely. It'll have better luster, smell nice, and not be greasy. It'll sit better too.

>>36893647
>But how?
You see women love opportunistically and men idealistically. When men gets in relationship, he doesnt want to fight for girl or for himself anymore, he just wants to relax.

>>36893861
I judge on a case by case basis. A little innocent racism or sexism, even if it's out of wilful ignorance, isn't really very evil. But white nationalism and religious fundamentalism will be harmful and impossible to deal with in almost every case.

>>36884791
hey that's me, i'm the one you're looking for

>>36893945

I actually let it grease up just a little bit so that it's easier to control. keeps it smooth without being "greasy greasy" and means it doesn't turn into a cloud whenever I brush it. Makes it sit down and doesn't tangle overnight.

I'm pretty sure actual hair repair is a meme.

>>36883787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsFGcw80b6M
Heres a fucking red flag fuckers.

>>36894123
I'm neither strictly speaking a white nationalist nor a christian fundamentalist but many of my other beliefs align with the right wing
Would I be evil in your eyes?

>>36894420
Actually hair repair will prevent the frizzy poofing from brushing as they won't be jagged or rough so they can't stand up off each other and it will have healthy moisture levels to keep it weighted a bit.

>>36886282
>Donates to twitch streamers
There is literally nothing wrong with this. You're supporting an entertainer. It actually means a lot to the smaller streamers since they usually need it and provide a lot more entertainment.

>>36894567
Depends. I'd have to talk to you to find out what your motives are and how far your beliefs go. A lot of people believe some shocking shit merely because that's what they've been exposed to.

>>36895201
I wouldn't mind talking to you, if you don't mind talking to me
If so, the only question is who posts contact first

>regular r9k user
>main source of entertainment is reddit
>stupid
>neet
>hates parents/family
>bad hygiene
>too beta to take charge of anything
>bad temper
>brags at all
>posts on twitter/facebook/instagram/any social media on a regular basis
>terrible music taste
>hates new things/close minded
>religious
>obsessive over logic without regard to emotion
>piercings
>shorter than 5'8
>any extreme weight (skelly/obese)
>sparse facial hair
>bad skin
>spends money they don't have on stupid shit
>terrible at conversation
>rude to service workers
>loud/overly talkative

>>36895233
No, that's not the only question :P I'm a lot more curious about why you care about whether I consider you evil or not.

there's literally nothing wrong with metal, you faggots

>>36895242
also libfag spotted

>>36895242
>>shorter than 5'8
>>sparse facial hair
how are those red flags?
>>hates parents/family
there could be good reasons

>>36895332
A lot of people think I am even though I think I'm just level-headed
Most of my friends, sometimes when I post my genuine feelings here the (You)'s tell me I'm a genuinely bad person
My sisters think I'm evil too
I met a girl on here, flirted with her for a few weeks. She told a therapist about me and they said the way I flirt is conditioning for abuse.
It's enough to make me think that they may all be right sometimes

>>36895400
wow really nice reply, really made me think.
>>36895418
Shorter than 5'8 is manlet-tier.
Patchy facial hair is disgusting, either grow it evenly all over or stay clean shaven.
Maybe there are good reasons, but I think those reasons are rare. Some people are just rude as fuck to their parents for no reason.

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>>36883787
>is a loli

>>36895537
>I think I'm just level-headed
I'm sure the vast majority of truly evil people see themselves this way.

Well, based on all of that, there's probably something in it. If you care, you could go talk to a psychologist. There are personality disorders and other psychological and neurological conditions that can look a lot like just being a massive, evil shithead. Or your upbringing and social conditioning may just have failed for some reason. People who face these issues may need to work a little harder than others to avoid being bad, and will most likely need help for it. But, you know, doesn't mean you are evil, and you may end up being a good person.

>>36895555
nice quads, really made me think

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women who claim to have set standards tend to be the first to betray them when someone generally desirable comes along
>>36895555
hello ebic department?

>>36887218
alright normo, but screamo isn't metal

Would a guy with regularly hangs out with a lot of female friends be a turn off? Would people assume he only wants to fuck them?

>>36884791
>showers more than once or twice a week is a red flag
jesus you whore what is wrong with you, I bet you have filth under your fingernails and wipe down instead of up

>>36885202
also
>doens't make at least 15k per month
>isn't blonde
>has brown of black eyes
>doens't pay attention to me while i talk
>doens't buy me things

>>36885195
>you can be white if you work hard enough
>implying any amount of work can change your race

>>36897655
A redflag would be that you're surrounded by females but aren't involved with one of them despite the exposure.