Have you ever done anything that you first thought was awesome,

>friend
>female friend

>>>/soc/
>>>/out/

>>36883544
agreed
so many fucking normies these days.

>>36883581

>normie

this word makes me cringe every time i see it. it's like a milder form of normalfags, used only by normalfags that are oblivious to their own normalfaggotry

>>36883520
The entirety of my teenage years. I was a meme spouting retard who quoted Youtube poops with my autistic friends.

>>36883638
Oh m8, everyone here was that.

>>36883520
I dressed like a girl

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>>36883713
naw I was a loner who ate lunch alone and avoided all contact

>>36883985

if you don't cringe at your teenage self then you probably still act like a cringey teenager

>>36884027
I guess I cringed at my thoughts? I honestly barely talked to anyone and skipped nearly every class and barely passed with a 2.0 because the teachers thought something was wrong with me

Sorta the same deal, except jerking off with a friend's used underwear while she was out. Breathing the scent in and tasting the vaginal discharge that was left on them. Disgusted as soon as I came.

>gym class
>playing 4 corner
>actually enjoying gym for the first time as i've actually been losing weight and making gains for the first time ever
>turns out now that i'm not fat i'm actually fairly coordinated and good at this shit for once
>get really really into the final showdown
>group gym so its me 2 seniors and a freshman who's maybe 80lbs and 5'
>seniors tag eachother out nearby
>have 3 balls now
>sprint down the freshman throwing balls as i go
>adrenalines pumping so hard my ears are ringing
>nearing a wall
>freshman does those dive and turn so he's facing me
>whips the ball as he hits the floor
>manage to move my head out of the way like some matrix shit
>actually hope it was as cool and casual looking as i'd hoped
>slowly walk up to the freshman trying to crawl away
>for some reason i'm mad at him now
>no idea why
>get right ontop of him
>group of classmates are actually cheering this entire time chanting my name
>KNOW i was and looked like a badass during
>then cap it all off by jumping as high as i can before volleyball style spiking this dodgeball into this broken and cowering kids face with all the force i could muster
>can hear groins from the sidelines
>kids crying now to
>all bravado and burgeoning alphaness gone
>oh shit! Shitshithshit! I-i'm SO sorry! I don't know why i did this! FUCK!
>escort kid to the nurses office to explain
>kid doesn't take it hard actually but still i fucking blew it
>nail my coffin shut when i get back and fart extraordinarily loudly during after class stretches in our fucking echo chamber of a gym and everyone laughs

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>>36883520
>he fell for the chivalry meme

oh lad. you got a lot of growing up to do once you realize women are what is wrong with the world. Manipulate and take advantage of any girl when you can because they would do the same or probably worse to you

>>36884475

Sounds pretty alpha tbqhwufamalamadingdong