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Who here /prepared/? 2017-05-09 06:35:06 Post No. 36883509
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>26 year old friendless khv
>coworkers beginning to ask me more and more personal questions
>any day now they're going to ask me if I'm a virgin
>need a clever self-deprecating joke to play it off once they do
>epiphany happens
>realize exactly how I will craft the conversation to my advantage
>"Really anon, you're a virgin? Why?"
>"Oh, I'm not much of a people-person."
>"So you like animals then, huh? Haha"
>"Must be my Scottish ancestry :^), haha"
Then everyone will laugh and a shy qt in the group will step forward and make a sheepish sound and everyone will laugh again and then she'll invite me for coffee and I'll say yes and she'll realize I'm not that bad of a person I just have mild social anxiety and needed the ice to be broken and then we'll start dating and get married.
Try to poke a hole in my flawless plan, I dare you.
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>>36883509
Scots don't fuck sheep. Welsh do.
What now OP?
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>>36883509
>>"So you like animals then, huh? Haha"
That would pretty much make my brain stop working. I would probably get up and walk out of the room
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>>36883571
Shit, good catch. Thanks anon, I've corrected my notes.
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You could just lie or bullshit it. Dumb shit like this is discussed at my workplace everyday. I personally don't care who you fuck. I see no point in talking about my sex life with people who the only time I talk with is at work. I don't go to work for chatter, I go to work. I can't wait to leave. I have to bullshit conversations everyday. I have no problem talking, but if it's about dumb shit it gets annoying. My boss can make corny jokes but won't train me after I have asked him over 10 times. School level humor is shitty after a while. Work really is like high school.
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>>36883509
you don't have a job.
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>>36883509
it... uh... it looks good anon
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>>36883613
I do. I'm a tech at a biotech company. I make growth media and equilibrate columns and other fun menial stuff while the smart people do the real work.
>>36883617
Thanks!
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>>36883609
Welcome to the real world friend. Where people refuse to grow up, and the pettiness is everlasting.
Enjoy your stay!
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>>36883571
Everyone in the United Kaliphate fucks sheep
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>>36883509
What actually happens
>"Anon are you a virgin?"
>Y-Yeah I-I notmuchapeperson
>"Oh, that's okay man"
>Y-Y-Yeah I like animals
>"Oh...Okay?"
>Itsbecauesimscottish he he
>"Uh, what did you say?"
>I-It's. Because I have Scottish ancestors.
>"Oh, uh"
>S-Scottish, have s-s-sex with sh-sheep
>"...."
>I-I-It's a j-joke!
>"....."
>OP either runs away or starts crying or some shit.
OP is then comes on r9k to cry about how unfair normies are like it's not his fault.
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>>36883509
Seems pretty air tight to me. Good work.
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