>fell for the "hide your poop in the attic meme"

>>36880515
>he didn't know that you have to have a colony of poop bats in there first
It's not my fault you didn't do your basic research.

>>36880515
poop in the living room, bedrooms, kitchen
smear it everywhere, don't forget to finish with pee

>>36880515
why would you even do this in the first place

>>36880515
I'm sorry anon but I am dying of laughter

>>36880515
I did this in highschool, I would poop in those thin plastic supermarket bags, tie them up them toss them in the attic. My parents noticed a smell like a week into it, it went on for months before they found my stash though.

>>36880515
Uh....what "hide your poop in the attic" meme? I was not aware of its existence

>>36880515
could have grown a beautiful garden but instead you're going to be homeless.

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>>36881651
>thin plastic supermarket bags

Fuck why didn't I think of this???

That would have solved a lot of problems instead of just throwing them up there by itself. I imagine if you actually made a good seal there wouldn't leak any smell and I could have gotten away with it.

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>>36881651
>>36881734

What am i missing here? What the fuck is this?

I have many questions, yet this thread presents few answers

I don't get why you guys don't just poop out on the window ledge? Rain washes most of it away.

>>36880515
How do i tripfag ohhfbj

>>36880515
YOU GOT TO POO IN THE LOO, Not in the attic.

>>36880515
>family found the poop attic

>he doesn't poop in his piss jars
A jar is great, the seal prevents any leakage. Its also efficient, because you can pee and poo in a jar

What are the advantages of hiding your shit instead of pooing in the loo?

Yeah i was tossing my bags of shit in my cralwspace in the basement (My room). Id use a rake and toss em all out once a month. It was an unfinshed basement with a huge drain in the center and i would pee into that too. Pretty comfy. Never got caught

>>36881888
You get to return to it and breathe in the jenkem.

>not pooping in your poop goblin
Your Grampa bought that creature for a reason anon.

>he doesnt have a scatapult

>not flinging your turds across the street to hit the neighbors house

I've heard of many memes but not that one.
>someone elaborate?

why would you not just use a toilet? what the fuck is wrong with you that you need to hide your shit in your in attic

>he doesn't have designated shitting streets

Who is laughing now faggots? That's why your country will not become a superpower in 2030

>>36881997
Abused children play with their shit because it gives them a feeling of control.

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>parents found the shattic

My cat does this.

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>>36882191
>parents found the scattic

>>36881831
I've done this before, but I stuck my ass far enough out that it plopped onto the sideyard. It's just grassy dirt so I could probably do it more often, but I'm scared of a neighbor seeing me and knocking at the door.

>>36881888
Nice trips, I'll give you an honest answer. Two answers, really.
1. Longer walk to the toilet
2. Sometimes I don't want to walk past my parents when I need to poop so I go somewhere else

I pee in bottles and leave them around for weeks but pooping? disgusting

put me in the screencap reddack

>>36884476
who the fuck would screencap this shitty unoriginal thread you fucking newfag

>>36880515
This thread is bait, right? RIGHT!?

>>36883487
>I don't want to walk past my parents
Glad im not the only one. I feel ashamed just seeing them and know theyll start talking to me or something.

>>36883487
You're a mentally inferior person. You deserve this. /thread

>>36880515
>Literally shits in the attic instead of a box

What. The. Fuck. Anon.
Just get a box or even a bag laying around the house, shit in it, and dispose of it in an outdoors trash can either early in the morning or in the middle of night. You probably piss in the tub too don't you?

>>36881734
Problem is that if you were to achieve a perfect seal with the bag, the decomposition of the bag would create enough gas to bloat up the bag. Maybe even bursting it. Eventually though, you'd have to dispose of it.

Why would anyone poop in their attic instead of their cellar? Much easier to stomp into the ground without making noise

I would recommend using a toilet you fucking mongoloid

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>>36880515

when I was at school used to hide mine in the roof tiles at lunch time when I would hide in the class rooms

it's been a while since a thread made me cry with laughter, you the realest niggas around

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>>36880515
>he doesnt have a poop jar

you're doing it all wrong anon

Haha, poop humor is great

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>>36880515
I like to squat inside of office buildings. I use the elevator shafts to store my trash and bio waste. When I get caught I just go to a different office building.

>>36881888

Fuck off normie, you wouldn't understand.

>>36881848
>designated shitting attic