Daily /r9k/ omegle thread. Let's meet up. Interests: r9k,

>>36878505

Get in here, guys and gals.

>>36878505

Come on guys. Join. It's dead. Let's get some femanons in here.

>>36878505

Roasties, get in here. Plenty of males to go around.

>skipping people just because they're guys

Talk to your fellow robots, anons. Only looking for femanons is pathetic. Even for robots.

>>36879293
>implying any of those people are robots

They're just normies man. Thirsty normies.

>>36879327

Where's the anon from sasketchewan?

>>36879398
here anon

originakjjd

>>36879495

did you get any new xanax?

>>36879518
nah i'm just larping

I can't do this anymore. I usually go about ten minutes of thirsty guys instantly closing the feed because theyre looking for a girl. Then I just feel kind of shitty and pathetic because I realize im doing the same thing. Omegle should have a guy/girl match up feature because it seems thats just about the main reason why anyone uses it

>>36879576

I talk to robots.

Are you here, Arizona qtboi? I really wish to find you again.

>>36879576
I'll talk to anyone! I'm pretty nice to everyone who comes my way.

>>36879576
Thats why you should switch to interpals and never waste your time again

I talk to robots anon... I get called old creepy and ugly tho

>>36879576
This is why I get too nervous about going on as fembot

I like talking to people but I don't want people to actively look for me and/or I don't want people to avoid me just because I'm a grill. I just wanna hang

>>36879746

Nobody is going to avoid you. Just get in, cutie!

i want to join in so i feel less lonely but i get nervous and scared and have a hard time keeping a conversation going. i think i'm boring. have fun anons.

>>36880028
If you join I'll join friend

I have the same sentiment I am boring and I get very very nervous and twitchy

>>36880120
femanons join, it's a sausage party here

holy crap i just saw the cutest boy ever

>>36880409
what did he look like? i want a cute boy

>>36880120
oh-ok i'll give at a go.

i'm joinining in rn because this will be my last chance in a long while. haven't been on /r9k/ or omegle since 2012/13 but was a regular back then

>>36879865
>Just hey in cutie
This is why I avoid it

i had my camera on and somebody asked m or f. now i just feel worse than before.

>tfw I don't have a cam

I demand "Jon Hamm" aka DON DRAPER to upload a picture of themselves.

I'd like to talk to some anons sometime like this, but I really don't want to turn my camera on. I hate showing my face online unless I'm really comfortable with them.

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Literally just saw a robot "wizard" who looks like this.

Literally how the fuck do you not get women dude?

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>skipping men looking for qts

>>36880753
fug I was called don draper and I am a wizard refer to >>36878804

>haven't seen my omegle bf in months
life is suffering

>>36880911

GIRL FROM CANADA? ARE YOU ON????

>>36881167
i may or may not be the candian girl you are talking about

>>36881193

Do you get illicit things from Alphabay?

>say wassup nigga
>r9k liking negress shows up
shieeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>36881167
I am not a Canadian girl.

>>36881270
she skipped me without even replying to 'hello'

rude

>>36878505
I tried this shit about two and a half years ago. Got insta disconnected by everyone because I wasn't a qt girl or what ever the fuck they hoped for.

I would go on, but I'm absolutely horrified of someone taking a screenshot of me.

>>36881364

NOBODY IS GOING to screenshot you, quit being paranoid.

>>36881394
i went on once awhile back and got screenshotted and bullied in the thread.

>doesn't work under my ISP at home
Makes me sad

>>36881270
I want to hit on her but I'm afraid she's 15 or some shit so I don't

>>36878505
Okay, I got my thinkpad, the one with the webcam, but I am afraid. This place always puts me in a bad mood, want to be in a good mood tonight. Probably watch a movie instead.

>>36879576
Yeah it sounds real shit, like thirsty dummies looking for a LDR because they are so fucking dumb. I think I'll just meet a woman at the place I work at now. I'm scared of that too, fucking normies.

>>36881464

I promise no one wills screenshot you. wE NEED a greater pool of robots.

where my text chat fags at

>>36881489
You can't speak for everyone

>>36881517
hell0 I am here!

>>36881522
Yes, I can speak for everyone.

just got banned for legit no reason, unless someone else in this house is using the ip to jerk off on cam

>>36881870
I remember when my VPN got permbanned for playing illegal stuff using manycam. Good times.

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hope you're okay my dude

Chill anon bro from Chili. Thanks for making me feel better. You are a good dude! I'll try me best
not to be so Down on myself

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i've had it with THESE FUCKING CHADS ON MY BOARD COMING HERE TO MAKE FUN OF ROBOTS AND BOAST ABOUT HOW THEY GET LAID.

FUCK OFFFF.

>>36882026
He's not a chad lol he's autistic as fuck but a good guy

>>36882026
M8 that gingerfaggot has been on omegle for a long time.

>>36882026

GOOD GUY? HE WAS RUBBING HIS SEXUAL EXPLOITS IN MY FACE.. TELLING ME I NEED TO "TRY HARDER." Yee bruh, easy for you to say when you look like a fucking Abercrombie model and have a dope beard that attracts women.

Absolutely, fuck OFF!

>>36882266
>a fucking Abercrombie model
lmao if that faglet is chad, then I'm King Thundercock

>>36882457

Exactly; you're all Chads. What the fuck are you doing on these board, normal folks. Get off!

Join I your cool pls 1 allowed
https://discorddotgg/feightXmn

Where's the cutie Canadian girl from Sasketchewan?

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Can we get some fembots in the r9k omegle gonig now? Please?

I've been running into the same fugly dudes for th past hour.

Stop telling me I look dead inside pls

>>36882925
ausbro?

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>>36882936
henlo
Jawman?

>>36878505
>people showing their faces
How do you get the courage to do that?

>>36882951
lol yup.

>love the idea of omegle/chatroulette
>too paranoid of people recording me to ever use it

>>36882963
>>36883002
who cares? no one would ever know anyway and it doesn't matter in the end.

>>36882965
how was that post original

>>36883002
This is why you go in text mode.
Only normalfags use video.

>>36883121
there is only one person in text mode

that guy who keeps shilling for an internet gf

>>36883139
And this is why this tag is shit. But try using it when there aren't threads on and some nice robots may pop up.

>>36883139
went in text just for you.

>>36879746
Boo fucking hoo, at least people talk to you

>>36883218
I'll talk to you anon, get in text mode.

>>36883157
wait you cant talk to bots on video chat if you don't have a camera?

>>36883245
No, you can probably do some virtual camera shit but that's too complicated to talk to faggots from r9k

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I've connected to myself.

Canadian Stacy are you out there?

who is val and why do they keep saying 'im val' and then leaving

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just had a great convo with a texan robot. get in text chat guys!

Hello; any Canadian femanons perusing the interwebs tonight?

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>>36883465
>not knowing who val is
vacate

>>36883711

Who is val?

>>36883711
fuck i look like that is that why they are saying it?

>>36878505
>. Let's meet up.
>implying I wANT to leave my mom's basement

Normies get out get out rrreeeee

How the hell do I get it to connect me? I guess I failed the captions too much while high.

Wow, some fucking roastie just dissed me because I said I wasn't white. Lmao.

SOME FUCKING CIARA WANNABE IS WHORING SO HARD RIGHT NOW IT'S LAUGHABLE.

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First match with somebody and I got BULLIED RELENTLESSLY FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS

>>36883997
calm down friendoromp

>>36883997

Dude, I've been getting bullied all night lol. It's the norm, not an exception.

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Tread carefully guys. The Chads have infiltrated and are stealing our femanons.

>>36884110

Wow. /r9k/ is this what this board has come to?

>>36883965

Ugg she insulted me and told me she was gunna put me on youtube.

WHO THE FUCK IS VAL

>>36884490

A whore.
orioigigigigigigogigoig

>>36884490

Well good night, lads. It was somewhat fun.

>>36879658
hi this is probably me

Too sad tonight guys, any fun stories?

>>36884110
Imagine a Chad in a long distance internet relationship.

>>36883737
vals an annoying underage normie

Do I go on the monitored or monitored section?

Have a good night, and thanks for all the music Scooter.

>>36881394
I'm a fembot and too scared to go on Omegle for this reason too. Like there's those Omegle fembot collages floating around, it's so creepy.

>>36887726
Just point the cam at your asshole then, and never show your face.

Oil it ahead of time, plz.

>>36887827
This just reminds me I'll be looked at sexually too, which makes it even worse.

>tfw you will always be valued for your looks before anything else

>>36887869
Don't worry, once you hit 30 you'll get 60% less attention.

>>36887976
I'm going to kill myself probably before 30 or even 25 anyway.

>>36887726
>>36887869

pls text chat

>>36878505
I got like 3000 twitter followers using omegle.

>>36888273
Fine, I'll text chat, how do I know if I run into you?

>>36888007
Sweet. Go for it.

so much thirsty faggots fuck off please

>>36888310
If you're on right now, r9komegle is actually pretty small so you should only run into a few people.

I usually just greet people with Hello Anon, if that kinda helps.

bump. who's here ? got an insta d/c and a blackbox so far

I don't have a computer with a camera

Can some Chad please trick the dino girl/ guy into taking their hood off?
>I just want to see what they look like

>>36889090
>girl

man if I even get somebody from the /r9k/ tag and not some random jerking off dude. it's a mostly a blackbox. if not i get an insta d/c. then the few that remain are mostly alright people, some are chill, but girls ? ain't getting those

t. chad

KK lads, omegle moderator back on. Let's have a fun time. Log on and let's try to talk with out fellow anons?

>>36889398

It's ok, a-a-a-a-a-anon. Just skip people who are being too l-l-l-l-l-lewd for your taste.

>>36888771

I'm still here, anon. The insta d/c's happen but I'm hoping for that one spark that will ignite a friendship.

nothing but normal fags and one sincere chater who was a normie but sincere at least

>>36890738

Are you currently on Omegle, aa-a-a-a-a-a-a-aanon-kun?

>>36890794
maybe for 10 more minuets its pretty grim desu

Why do so many of you own webcams? Are you all using laptops or what?

>>36890867

Yes, I haven't used a desktop in six years.

texanon was chill to talk to

>mfw just trying to get a nice convo
>mfw everyone is just thirsty or straight up cunts

>>36885260
Are you going to hop in only at ridiculous times in the morning or...?

>>36891664
Cunt here, ama

original post lol

I'm having a really interesting conversation with a /r9k/ visitor right now. It was definitely worth to try it out. Also, he taught me to use periods in my sentences on the internet.

>tfw so boring even robots disconnect after a minute of conversation

delivering a lone bump

>>36893079
Are you the french anon? I felt like our convo was k both in content and length.

>>36893042
I'm glad I helped.

>>36893792
You are a really interesting person. I wish the best for you.
Please be happy one day.

>>36893342
im a french anon
did we talk about psychology or dreams

Where the french-anons at? I wanna practiquer mon francais, monsieur. Comment cest ta vie, she guelle?

>>36894533

I'm still on if you want to talk. I'm from Bastille. So far the conversations have been pleasant.

>>36894706

I'm searching for you, anon!

J'ai vu ca que cela foid n'est pas velaissez!

>>36893907
I'm joking , I'm not the anon that taught you how to use punctuation.
On a side note , You both sound like you're giant fags.

Is this still active?

>>36895672
Yes, we are on 24/7.

dear normal fag who wants to fug a 17 year old i hope it works out and you take my advice also get off my board reeeeeee normie

>>36895886

There are only normies on right now. And half of them are really Chads. This is so irritating. I thought r9k was our safe space.

>>36894107
We did, I'm sorry if I seemed like I was bored, I was really disturbed from the dream and my inner normie wasn't fully out.

>>36896235
im skipping cams see you out there friendo

>>36896302

kk, a-a-a-a-a-a-anon. Whoever is doing that fake stuttering, please stop. It's faggot-tier annoying.

>>36896860

W-w-w-w-w-w-ww-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what do you m-m-m-mm-m-m-m-m-m-m-mean a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-anon? I'm just n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nervou-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-, desu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-en-n-n-n-n-n-n-np--aiiii?

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I caught a wild one, boys.

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This is the "big dog." If you see this person, run.

Who's on right now? Is it worth it, robots? Should I waste my time on Omegle?

>>36897635
The big dog

>>36898032
the big dog
the BIG dog

>>36898051
the above average sized canine

>>36897635
the real big dog

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the large dog

>>36897635
the big bitch

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So, uh, not to be gay or anything but are there, you know, any traps around tonight?

fuck, I got banned within the first few minutes

>>36898271

literally how?
orrioigigigigngingign

>>36898313
It is working fine again. I just typed some retarded shit earlier and got linked to some porn site

>>36897800
Fuck that herbal essences model, he can stick his big fucking dog up his ass for all I care. To hell with that cunt.

>>36897800
I thought everyone was the big dog.

>>36898752
everyone is the big dog

everyone just auto skips me

>>36899333
Are you a blackbox? many of those are doing the big dog thingy, might want to turn on that cam

>>36898752
we big dog

>>36899495
Cut this stupid fucking autist "big dog" shit out. I've been skipped my five people in a row who just write "big dog" and next.

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>be girl
>lead guy on to pour his heart out
>reveal Im actually a dude

Life is good

>>36900321

TFW everybody is 6+ feet tall. Where the fuck my manlets at? I'm dying out here.

blackboxers need to go to text chat

getting people to talk here is like pulling teeth

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>>36900575
update: someone is finally interacting with me

>>36900575
iktf, keep on gambling son.

>get skipped everytime
>get no more matches in interests
>get two random stacies that seem happy to see me

fuck y'all niggas im a high roller now

>>36900703

"stacies" lol

>>36900703

There are no scties online. They're all fucking ugly roasties.

>tfw no webcam

get in text pls

>>36901145
like I said, gotta keep on gambling mate.

Just got skipped by three stupid roasties in a row. Fuck off you dumb bitches, get rid of the Omegle tags, and just go on regular Omegle if you wanna meet chads.

>>36901145
you really expect a Stacie to be on an omegle r9k thread are you fucking retarded

>>36901335

I just got skipped by two stacies. THEY ARE HERE AND MAKING FUN OF US.

stop calling me chad and disconnecting
i'm a khv loser
reeeeee

>>36901440

Lmao, shut up ginger, you are a Chad.

>>36901440
I also have this problem, I bet I'm more of a loser than anyone else on here but they skip me and call me a chad

>>36901459
This just makes me feel worse that I have no friends whatsoever, please anon. I don't want to be an outcast on r9k as well.

>>36901537

You can easily make friends out in the real word, Ging-Chad

>>36901559
You're acting like a normie right now dude, give people the benefit of the doubt.

>>36901459
dont bully my bro fucker. he's cool

OH MY GOD I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS INTERNAL STRIFE. I RENOUNCE R9K.. YOU GUYS ARE MORE NORMIE THAN FUCKING NORMIES.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36901682
>text chat
robot
>video chat
Normie

>>36901916

Text chat is lame and retarded. MIght as well just reply to people on threads here than do text chat

>>36901525
>>36901525
on /r9k/ anyone who isn't ugly is called a chad, I don't think they realize average even attractive men can still be losers with no friends.

>>36902016
Why would you want to show your ugly face on video chat tho?
Unless youre a..

>>36902058
If anything attractive people who KHV and neets are the even bigger fuck ups, at least uglies have an excuse

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>>36902058

> "attractive" men can "losers" with no friends

Huh? When you're attractive the universe conspires to get you as many friends as possible. I've known awkward, attractive people and in all cases their awkwardness/silence never mattered... girls kept going for attractive guys no matter who introverted they were. Again and again and again.

The only way an attractive person can ever be a loser is if they shut themselves in day and night and never go outside or have any communication with anyone. Even then, there's still probably others looking out for their well-being...

>>36883027
not now

but facial recognition software will get drastically better with the years, and in 20 years everybody will know that you browsed r9k if somebody makes a screenshot

>>36902201
I'm the guy being called chad and I can tell you I'm a fuckin loser despite how much I go out to bars and try to talk to people. Some guys are just socially retarded and nobody else is going to put the effort into that.

>>36902201
I'm quite attractive, 4 girls have tried to get with me but I literally didn't respond because I'm an autistic shut in, so yes, you're right people are at a base level I've had more opportunities, but when you have the social skills I have, those opportunities are really just another chance to humiliate myself.

I'm 23, never held a job, and only leave the house to get booze

>>36902287
This sounds all too familiar, I think I actually have aspergers though

>>36902287

I guess it's the feeling of being wanted. You're talking to a person who's had zero opportunities.

>>36902457

Bumperino. So we can give the anons who haven't been on a chance to meet some fellow robots and fembots

>>36902973

Did you say bump, anon? Well, don't mind if I give it a lil bump.

dear chubby girl, thanks for disconnecting because I was just about to. you really don't know how to converse do you?

>>36903452

lol, there are chubby girls online right now?

>>36903499

yeah, one chubby black haired girl I've seen so far

>>36903522
>chubby
>56kg
choose one

>>36903581

you must be pretty self conscious if you automatically assume i'm talking about you.

>>36900643

I just got done talking to this person and they are lovely

Feels good being an e-chad

>>36903892

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. GTFO E-CHAD.
I can't believe we allow these Chads to roam free.

>>36881980
>Chil
HEY, Thanks dude, i hope you feel better.
Saludos desde Chile

>>36903943
I'm only an e-chad. My real life potential remains untested. For now.

Just met a russian-anon. Very nice talking to a robot from Moscow.

Wow there's a really cute femanon from Florida on here tonight.

Get on text chat so I can absolve you of your sins

>>36904468

No, text chat is for plebs. You either get on cam or you go on with your life.

>>36878505
>never had blueberry
>disconnects

>>36904324
I got her kik. About to be rolling in e-pussy in a sec.

>>36905125

Lmao, she literally already showed me her vagina. Not very loyal.

Dude, wtf is wrong with Omegle. I have to fill out a captcha every fucking minute. People skip me, I'm not nexting too fast.

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>>36905125

> e-pussy

orgirigongingoinol

>>36879746
Just blackbox and type idiot

>>36905447

No, don't blackbox. Get on cam, nobody is taking screenshots anymore.

Is it impossible for you guys to Lead an interesting?

>>36878505
>>36878505
Ok I tried it, you guys are weird and I'm never coming back to /r9k/ omegle anymore.

>>36906204

Lol, who were you? Maybe I cam across you

>>36906218
Just a blackbox. Still was enough for me.

Die Beuleee

>>36906605
huh?

origgiigognogingoingign

Just passing through to keep this vivacious thread live. Carry on, robots!

LMAO TO THE TOASTIE WHO'S HALF-NAKED FLASHING HER BOOBS... LITERALLY GO FUCK YOURSELF.

>>36907860

I've got my screencap ready to catch this bitch, anon.

Good luck on the AP exam, hawaii-anon!

Shit's as dead as it's ever been right now. Maybe now I can find true transquility, without normies and Chads.

wait for me cute penguin anon

get on text niggers

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I was having a nice convo about study and shitposting and I accidentally pressed esc twice. :( I'm gonna kill myself, plz friend talk to me

>>36909541
yeah i'm still here my man

Hey can you guys make sure to keep this thread bumped? I want it to still be here when I wake up in 7 hours.

kk, anons. Thank you!

ITS A FUCKING LIZARD

Dino girl, please come back, I didn't mean it :(

hhjhgj bump

>>36910379
lizard lizard lizard

>>36910552
there can only be one lizard king

>>36892650
it's the only time I feel up to it

>>36878505
>Go on text chat cause desktop has no cam
>Put r9k in interests
>Only person I can connect to is an 11 year old

He seemed nice but get off this board you fucking kid.

Did Elizabeth ever come back?

>>36910659
i tried to tell him but he wouldn't listen

>get off my lawn

>>36910694
I saw him like 30 minutes ago so he might have fucked off by now.

Anyone still out there? I'm getting no connections.

I just talked to the alleged 11 year old kid. He also broke his leg while being a little shit.

join us you fucking faggots

>>36910872
How do you manage to cripple a kid online?

WHAT IS GOING ON

WHY IS R9K FROZEN

>>36910881
He didn't get to stay on my aircraft

>>36900321
>be girl
>hope that saying is a girl will get attention
>doesn't
>the end

the tranny who showed me tits can i have ur skype plzs