>lt's not the size of the boat that counts, it's

>>36876218
if you have a big ass boat you don't give a damn bout the motion of the ocean mah mang

Disregarding the fact that OP has saved webms of huge dicks on his computer for his online buddies, I never understood that saying.
The motion of the ocean is completely out of your hands, regardless of your boats size. Shouldn't it be something like "not the size of the boat but the skill of the captain"?

File: 1460281687476.jpg (238KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 960x1280px

>>36876218
To me the face and smell matters more than the dick after it's in the 6" category.

>>36876218
I'm not sure you will ever truly experience this... But a dick that big is much like a big piramidal crystal prism... It's pretty and interesting to look at and maybe even touch... But extremely painful to shove in your holes.

>>36877359
>But extremely painful to shove in your holes.
You're a big guy

Holy shit that must be a miserable fucking existence. He might as well have a micro penis at that point; what woman would want that inside them?

>>36876967
Smell of the dick?

File: 1460281370005.jpg (54KB, 384x1024px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 384x1024px

>>36877387
Smell of the guy.
If he takes a bath his dick shouldn't really have any strong / bad smell to begin with.

I like cuddly guys.

>>36877381
Probably no women, but there's some men who'd love that challenge

>>36876911
You do when you can't fit your boat in the ocean and the ocean is just wishing you'd go away.
>>36877381
Girl (Male)s

>>36877419
What do you define as "cuddly"? I'm a fat bastard but some Americans think I'm only in the chubby range.

File: 1460281623596.jpg (152KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 960x1280px

>>36877544
>Soft but firm (not super buffed or fat basically).
>A bit of hair but not some kind of caveman.
>Likes to hug and let me rest my head on his chest.
>Smells good and makes me feel small.
>Not afraid of showing he loves me and starting physical contact.