just made a tinder, although I still need some pictures of myself.

savage m8

ughkg

>>36872564
I wonder if you deserve that arrogance

You better be a 10/10 or you're fucked with that profile.

Wasted your time you dumb faggot.
Girls just look at the picture and swipe accordingly.

No ones gonna read all that shit. They're just gonna see you're not Chad and move on

>>36872597
I'm curious what you think "deserving my arrogance" might entail

and of course

>implying the concept of "deserve" isn't a classic Stirner's Spook

>>36872634
being an insanely good looking guy

>>36872564
You won't get any matches.

Girls will just laugh at you.

>>36872609
I just so happen to be such a man

>>36872646
oh thank heavens
everything's gonna be okay lads

Trying well too hard.

Tinder is actually a lot easier if you just act like a normal, laid-back dude and not some tryharding self-proclaimed pussy destroyer.

itt roasties getting toasty

Rename it to Chad Thundercock

>>36872564
I'm a slightly above average girl. No matter how hot you are, I would never swipe right on THAT. And any STD free girl would swipe left.

You will die of AIDS. Girls have life on easy mode. They won't go for the turbo asshole.

Well, let's put a face to a name OP!

Let's enter the ThundercockDome!

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>>36872767
me on the left
white "men" just can't compete

just to clarify I am much more interested in scoring drugs from Tinder than scoring pussy.
I'm actually hoping that I can get a girl to give me the money first, in which case I'll just leave kek

>>36872860
You've been doing too many drugs.

No girl pays for sex.

>>36872860
>has to resort to tinder to be able to get drugs
>still tries to act like his cool

Lmao, dude who are you trying to convince here?

>>36872903
I'm glad you asked me that. I'm trying to convince at least one girl with low self esteem to give me drug money.
Should've been pretty obvious, though.
I just wanna get high one last time man, then I'm done

>>36872815
This is officially bait. You are super ugz.

>>36872901
and what if I have biggu dikku?
they might pay

I deleted the part about tall girls because although I do have a genuine height requirement for attraction, it confused the issue.

>>36872958
>super ugz
numale, fem"bot," or girl(male)?

>>36872980
No, do you realise how much choice we have? Why would I pay when 5 chads will fuck me for free? And your personality is shit.

>>36873071
Fembot. Biological girl.

>>36873095
nice can I please have 10-20 bucks american?

>>36873080
one girl's shit is another girl's treasure

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>>36873135
No.

> implying druggy jap deserves anything

>>36872564
>>36872634
>>implying the concept of "deserve" isn't a classic Stirner's Spook

I thought this was some sort of satire until you brought up stirner. If you're sincere this is fedora tier.

>>36872564
If you're Chad you can pull it off

>>36873216
I'm white silly
>implying I'm not more handsome and masculine than all of those cuckolds combined

>>36873282
I'm Jake
aka every Chad's worst nightmare

>>36873267
>all these spooks
is it Halloween already?

>>36873216
wow that's pretty racist
I'm literally shaking

>>36873364
What are you? A faggot? This is 4chan. Racism upsets you? Fuck off mate.

>>36873216
>a girl who threw away her virginity is pretending to be superior to anyone
O I am kekking

>>36873400
>homophobia too
what's next, Islamophobia? FASCISM??

>>36873285
Pics. No way you are Ryno tier

>>36873421
I am the sit and I support the ism.

Go lurk /pol/ you will enjoy it.

>>36873402
Who says I am not a Virgin? What if I just make Chad take me to the movies and then I run away?

>>36873448
>I am the sit and I support the ism.
>Go lurk /pol/ you will enjoy it.
what does the first line mean?
also I checked out /pol/ it kind of just seems like a bootleg version of r/TheDonald

>>36873216
wow all those guys look fucking great I dont stand a chance

>>36873468
lol yeah what if?

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>>36873487
nonsense, you just need a good profile like pic related

The funny thing is if you were a chad roasters would love that type of bio but since we're both on r9k you're probably just going to get called a dick

>>36872564

pics are literally all that matters

all profile content does is cast your net towards different types (nerds, athletes, etc.)

>>36873483
" I am the ist and support the ism"

IST:

Racist etc

ISM:

Racism etc

>>36873487
It's not about that. It's about having so many options that you don't need to give the guy with the worst possible personality a chance.

>>36873507
> What if.

Then if it's true I'm still a Virgin. Which it is.

>>36873576
if I looked the way you assume I look, I'd probably wouldn't even get matched
good thing I look better than Ryno
I think his parents named him so because he looks like a Wino Ryan Reynolds

>>36872564
Max-imum savage right there bro

>>36872755
I'm an above average turbo asshole and have no std's and tons of sex you whore :^)

>>36873618
I don't believe that you're still a virgin. I think you are just trying to win an a argument on "4chan" as you called it
and if you've even touched a penis in any way you're not a virgin

>>36873576

a chad can put anything in their profile, literally anything. not because girls will overlook it - it's because girls are wired to delude themselves to justify it. so if the profile is about fucking sluts and insulting women like OP's, girls will delude themselves into thinking it is purely humorous. same for if the profile was all weeby and nerdy with faces like <(^_^)>. or if theres little to no information he's reserved/mysterious.


women are fucking retarded

>>36872683
and why are you on r9k?
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>36873712
why wouldn't I be on r9k?

>>36873677
> 4chan as you called it

Where do you think we are?

I'm not even going to defend myself on the rest. You won't believe me anyway and I don't know you. So it doesn't matter.

>>36873759
>You won't believe me anyway

First reasonable thing you've said.

>>36873759
>Where do you think we are?
oh sweet summer child

>>36873655
thanks bro
if you tell me you're name I'll make a pun in thanks bro

>>36873814
I've said many reasonable things... It's not my fault you don't recognise sound advice.

Night night anon. Sleep well when you do. :-)

>>36873883
No, that was literally the only reasonable thing you've said.

>hurr I'm a virgin that goes on tinder :^))

Yeah okay you retarded roastie.

>>36873267
lol this idiot believes in "deserves"
i bet he believes in "should" as well
fucking faggot

>>36873883
>sweetieposting
y'know, I would've accepted a formal surrender

>>36873954
well said, sir! well said, I say!
what are some other classic spooks?

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>my awesome thread is dying because that one butt hurt roaster went back to tumblr

darn

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