uni feels: just fuck my shit up edition

>>36872052
Rolling for your faggy exam friendo, may the digits be with you.

>>36872085
Re-roll

Oregano 12341224

>>36872107
Sorry, you're fucked OP

>>36872052
Fuck biology dude why are you even doing that? Maybe I'm just a salty dropout but what do you gain from learning about the lifecycle of fucking ferns

>>36872052
I got my organic chemistry exam pushed back because I have a chronic disease, yay

>>36872052
Kek praise this man with my dubs to pass his coruse

>>36872052
post more tit cows please.

If trips you might succeed.


quads and the building burns down and you die 'xd'

>>36872052
ur fuked m8
Praise kek for a chance

>>36872052
Good luck, here's my roll.

You WILL pass. Believe in yourself and you will do well exam friend!

>>36872052
What subjects is it about?

You got this. My dubs/trips confirms

You will fail, proven by my trips

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>professor requires a 150/230 in labs to pass
>80% of the class is below 100 points
Well at least I won't fail alone.

>>36872403
How does that shit happen? Why is it possible for 80% of the class to fail?

>>36872052
I believe in you man. You can do it.

>>36872433
they let everyone in and then just lower standards later to keep them in and take their loan money.

degrees dont mean shit anymore unless you're from a top 10 unit, expect nobody to fail his class.

>>36872433
The median of my class is 61. And I overhead several people in the upper half of the curve saying they were below passing grade.

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>group presentation tomorrw

It's easy as piss but I always get so fucking nervous. I just wanna get it over with and then not leave my bed for a week and watch anime

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>exam tmr and thursday
I only spent like half an hour revising but I couldn't give 2 shits about it anymore. I just want to have fun bombing the test. It went pretty well last time.

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>tfw spent 24 hours studying
>know at least 90% of 200 slides

still feel like I'll make a B. I'm already done studying...what else is there to know. This class is too hard. Only 1 out of 14 people have an A. I'm 1 point off an "A".

REEEE MICROBIO. Final is wednesday

>3 finals back to back
can I pull this off? Most I've had was 2 in two days. This is 3 consecutive so I'm wondering if this will have any actual impact on my performance?

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>final today
>girl who usually sits next to me says "Good luck"
>she was smiling
What does this mean?

>>36873311
Fuck, I meant midterm.

>>36872052
You'll get good luck if you sauce me that pic

Uni has made me consider suicide. My dad was worried I'd do it so he almost didn't let me go back.

Stress of exams and coursework, finding housemates for next year, having IBD, hating my current housemates. Knife to the throat is how I'd go, messy but easy.

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>>36873311
it means good luck

>>36872145
I can learn about your mom

>>36872145
>everyone assumes biology is just learning about plants
>really it's about gruelling molecular mechanisms and chemical reactions

>Purposefully not telling friend about a lab tomorrow where our coursework will be marked
>He's going to lose 10% of the module

That's what you get for not turning up to lectures :)

>>36873179
Memorizing slide content and not the concepts from the slides? What is this magic?

>>36873207
anyone please?

examblox

I hope you succeed by I'm gonna roll for failure

>>36873179
>he studied off the slides
That's why you're struggling. Summarise them into a mindmap or something. Lecture slides tend to be full of unnecessary shits anyway.

But now that I've summarised them, I just ran through the entire module in less than hour...Ultimately, I'm in the same situation as yours.

>>36872052
>put off narrative paper because it should be easy as shit
>have no creative writing skills
>no idea what to write
>due in a few hours
I'm fucking retarded and fell for the bait. Who knew traditional writing and research papers wouldn't translate as well into a creative paper, and this shit was supposed to be a """fun""" way to end the semester.

>>36873550

Silly americucks with their meme subjects rather than actual degrees studying just one subject

>failing class
>still have to show up for the final
Just gonna turn in a blank test/scribbled bullshit and get the fuck out of there while avoiding eye contact

rolling numbers to contribute to the spirit bomb. wew

>>36873482
This.
I fucking hate assholes who don't go to the fucking lectures, and ask for your fucking notes.
Show me your doctors note, and we'll fucking talk.

>>36873589

Try getting good, otherwise spend your time memorising every major bane scene and write down the script word perfect in the paper just to surprise them. Way better than nonsense.

>>36872052
passed all my classes. wasn't pretty, but i did it. b, b-, c+, c. now to wait for the fall semester where i get my ass handed to me on a silver platter by calc 2 taught by a roastie and OOP using Java taught by a poo-in-the-loo professor. such is life in the CS meme

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>>36873625

Yeah I just don't go to lectures and then do better than the people who do just to mess with them

>>36873662
Same, I've got ~85% on 3 small tests without going to any of the lectures.

>>36873641
>uh, you don't get to bring notes
>lotta loyalty for a failing student
>tell me about yourself, why do you come to class?
>it doesn't matter who I am, what matters is my grade
>if I pull it off, will I pass?
>it would be extremely difficult
>you're a smart guy
>for you
>crashing this grade... with no survivors

>>36872052
thanks for the thicc picc
good luck famtron

>>36873727

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws

Revision resource

>>36873699

I haven't been to a single lecture for one module and my friend who has attended everything didn't realise there was a coursework and got 0 whereas I did well

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>tfw you just finished a 2 years associates 4 years after the fact

well... at least it's over now.

>>36873950
You're scaring me ;_; I've had nightmares about missing coursework

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>>36872052
>officially lived in my uni's town full time for three years now
>hated it when I first moved in
>wanted to go back home
>it's slowly grown on me
>now local shop owners know me and I feel welcome around town
>get defensive when people shit talk it
>planning on staying after graduation
>already thinking of places around town I could open my own business in the future
who else here /content/

>>36873478
I took 3 bio courses and 1 of them was focused on plants and the either was half focused on plants. Made me angry desu I just wanted to know about anatomy and cells

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>>36873542
We don't use books. The tests are based off the teacher's personal slides. We have to write 5-7 paragraph answers at the end of every test. All multiple choice/fill/pictures are based off the teacher's personal experiments. We have to diagnose it ourselves. You don't know the struggle.

I have a 3.94 gpa after 2 years. Reminder only 1 A in the class exists

>>36874016
I took biochem instead of biosci or biomed so I could stay the fuck away from plants and the environment

>>36872052
Anymore of this girl? She's incredible

>>36872052
I transfer 4 quanta of energy to you, anon. may you pass your exam

>>36874100
yeah its me, leave your email ill get back to you

>might be failing my last final on Wednesday
grad school was a mistake
mathematics was a mistake

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>tfw accepted that I will kill myself if I drop out of college for the second time
Pretty much I'm absurdly angry or sad 90% of the time because of people's actions, thinking about workings of society and lack of will to live becoming the will to die.

I have actual fucking ADD and my nerves are exhausted by now. The only way I can calm myself down id when I'm hungover so maybe functioning alcoholic is the way to go.

Have stated thinking about ending it a year ago and now I can't shake the feeling of guillotine over my neck just waiting to kill me unexpectedly. It's not even the death that I fear it's the indefinite waiting for some event from my life to let the blade fall unexpectedly.

>>36874100
https://www.instagram.com/foto_katz/

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>Think I've invented something in computer science
>Some guy invented it before computers even existed

what do breasts smell Iike?

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>tfw computer science and you think you are on to something big and there is no evidence that anyone else has conceived of it before but its going to be a fuckload of work to get it in presentable form

>>36872052
Things will work out well in the end, trust me.

>>36875731

If it isn't extremely niche and obscure then it was probably already done in 1954

>>36872052
I fucking did it lads, the history final was a fucking breeze. I passed and ultimately "passed" history. The rest of the exams are a breeze

>Freshman Orientation friday
>No social skills
>already gained back weight I lost last summer so no good looks
>suck at all the sport games they force you to play with classmates
>have to spend night with four other people in a dorm

What do I do, it's only honors kids so maybe no turbo normies but I feel like I am going to die more and more the closer it gets

anyone here in any clubs?

>>36875942
I'm in a fraternity.

>>36875731
>OMG I made a led blink 6 times with my arduino I must deserve a fucking Ph.D

You're professors will laugh you out of the room and talk about how much of a schizo you are for years

>>36875942
I'm in College Democrats and a Robotics/Drone building club thing

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>one more day and 4 hours until the last two finals

I want an A in one of them for the dental program, the other one I'll live with a B. If I get this A I'm guaranteed 100% in, if I don't I have maybe a 60% chance because it's based off GPA on pre-reqs. I need to ask what the average gpa so I can get rid of my heart attack already

>>36875984
>College Democrats
imagine being this retarded

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>>36875870

>graduated with history degree two years ago
>realize now it was a mistake and started taking CS classes last semester

>precalculus 1 was more work than every history class i ever took

wew lad
but i kind of like the challenge of doing something i thought I had no talent for

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>>36875942
SAE Frat.

It's pretty great. Huge time commitment tho. It's nice to have a support network in college tho amongst bros. Also great networking for business afterwards. Would recommend rushing, even if you don't initially think you'd enjoy your time there.

>>36876015
>Imagine attacking other people personally over political beliefs constantly instead of presenting a coherent argument for why your beliefs are better

I just want to present an argument to other students for actual personal and emotional freedom anon

>>36876104
>supports the current democratic party
imagine being this retarded

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>10 pages left on engineering report out of 36 due tomorrow
>geothermal thesis is due at midnight
welp.
time to kill myself.

>>36872403
>I have two classes where 1/3 of the students dropped, and 1/2 of them are a week or more behind in assignments. Uni isn't even difficult

>>36876140
This desu, I wasn't a lazy fuck in high school so I actually ya know... study and do good. Most of the failures are the fuckers who cheated on every test and told themselves they would start trying in college because high school is "just for fun"

>>36873499
That's how microbio is. I had to memorize 20 pages of single spaced notes for every exam.

>>36872052
All my coursework has been above a first this semester, think my first exam went very well today. Hopefuly next week's as well.

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>I can make a 60% and still make a B in Organic chem

...now the question is how do I at least get a 60%

>>36873376
Ever seen those videos of ISIS or Mexicans trying to kill someone with a knife to the throat? It takes forever, not a good way to go.

>>36873644
Just finished with calc 2. It's not hard at all, my easiest class of the semester actually. Its difficulty is way overblown, I thought calc 1 was way harder.

>>36876508
That's because they use a slicing motion instead of stabbing. I could just force it in and bleed/suffocate to death.

>>36875942
Head of a sports team.

>>36876620
Anime clubs aren't sports teams.

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>tfw on the border between C and D in calc II
>final exam results not posted yet

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>instructors are all too lazy to update their coursework, so some assignments have due dates from winter semester
>students dropping left and right
>piss-easy assignments, but no clarification from instructors on whether or not we did them correctly
>the only consistent contact I receive from the school is by the financial aid adviser, pestering me about loans

I don't regret going to school, but I feel like I made the wrong choice in the school I chose

>>36872166
>first proper dubs on the thread
goes unchecked.

>paper due
>browsing porn

>>36876645
tell us what you get

>>36876639
Shinty is!

>>36873478

There's literally nothing "grueling" about your shitty meme degree.

I'm guessing you think learning the 8 steps of the TCA cycle is a difficult task?

>tfw want finals to end but not looking forward to summer
>live in same town as my uni, everyone will be going home for the summer and there won't be anything to do
>don't really have friends
>probably just going to work more at my job and be bored rest of the time

>>36876721
Same predicament, so I'm thinking of taking one or two summer classes. It's not like I'm going to spend my days off doing something productive, and I want to be done with school ASAP.

Take my roll

>>36876710
I'm not talking about that shit. It's easy as piss to remember a few chemicals.

Genetics is hard. Protein trafficking is hard. Physical and organic chemistry are hard.

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>>36876721
>he doesn't take summer classes where booty shorts and tanktops are everywhere

Who here /25+andjuststartingUni/?

I'm taking classes at a technical college, so a lot of students are around my age. Mostly obese black mothers who interrupt the instructor every 5 minutes to ask a question about something we covered weeks ago

if this trips you pass the exam and leave /r9k/ forever, get a qt gf and turn into superchad.

>>36876721
sounds comfy
at least you have a job

>>36876794
>tfw they think I'm 18
wew at least I'm not ugly yet, honestly though I can't tell who is 25 or 18 anyways. It's impossible unless I look at eyebags closely.

>>36876798
rolling

>>36876794
There's a 26 year old man in my tutor group. He's like 6'4", muscular and has a beard. The rest of us are short, babyfaced 18/19 year olds.

>>36876874
I go to CC, you can't tell who is what age unless they're obviously 30+.

>>36876676
Honestly at this point it's probably going to be tomorrow when it's posted. Robots I can't take this extreme anticipation anymore. My grade in calc II decides whether or not I stay in college.

You got this anon. Take my energy!

>software engineering class
>literally stop going to class for a month+
>still kinda talk to group members in other classes though
>its now today and the final project presentation is due tomorrow
>i only participated in the first part of documentation and didn't do any coding or other documentation

how likely is it that my group members will give me a low evaluation and get me a F in the class?
I am kinda freaking out
How did I let this happen?

>>36877013
>My grade in calc II decides whether or not I stay in college.
for your major or your entire college career?

how many classes have you failed?

>>36877130
My major, and 4 over 2 years. I will be back on track if this goes well

>>36872052
blessup orinjinanjo

>>36873311
she hates you but acts like don't

>>36877179
>4 over 2 years is bad
shit nigga i'm about to fail my second class in 2 years and this is still all prereqs

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>>36872052
Last 2 digits of this post is your grade. I'm so sorry you failed anon-kun.

>>36876070
>not being part of Theta Chi
Fucking kill your self

>>36877294 wewlad oreginioli

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>>36875961
>>36876070
>>36876620
NONE OF YOU FUCKING BELONG HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36876070
You were kicked off my campus for being racist lmao.

>>36877331
Not even on my campus lmao.

>professor email
>grades are posted now guys
>check online
>no grades posted either in the student self serve/ blackboard

>>36877231
Fucking knew it, that roastie bitch.

>>36877254
We'll hopefully make it

>>36877497
now you know never trust a thot

>>36873311
which UC do you attend?

I hate you bastard. I had to drop out of college. Three years of my life, 60k (probably more) in debt and now I'm stuck joining the service. I'm overweight, a slight alcoholic, and my lungs are shut from smoking.

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ONE MORE DAY OF STUDYING LEFT UNTIL THE 2 LAST FINALS.

My past 4 finals were 3 A's and 1 B, but the last 2 are the hardest fucking ones. LEGGGGGGOOOOOOOO

>>36877630
Have you quit smoking? My lungs aren't 100% yet after quitting for 6 months

>>36872052
4.0 CC slacker

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>laugh at this thread because i graduated and have a decent job
>remember im 70k in debt and it took me 7 months to find a job
shit