Money is the ONLY thing that matters in life

>>36864449
if that were true, no one would spend it

He'll never be able to live down the knowledge that he pays the girls to be with him.

>>36864449
Well , if you are delusional.

>>36864465
That's stupid
How long did you take to think about that? 8 seconds?

>>36864465
don't listen to >>36864564
I thought it was clever

>>36864578
I can vouch for this
a pound of oregano

Dan Bilzerian is the epitome of compensation. His lifestyle, his stupid beard, his 'poker career'. He really must have a double-digit IQ or something, to lack introspection to such a degree.

>>36864564
Nice rebuttle. The time it took for me to think of something doesn't have any correlation with its correctness
>>36864578
Thank you anon, you give me more hope for humanity

To be honest, manlet beard meme man doesn't really seem happy with his life, and I wouldn't really say looking up to him as a role model is a very good idea.

>>36864449
4chan is the only thing that matters in life.

What does it take for this man to actually get an erection?

He's surrounded by nearly nude sluts seemingly 24/7. It's not like he just has an endless erection. Does he ever actually fuck these girls?

In all seriousness, is Dan /ourguy/?

I feel like he's living every robot's dream.

>>36864605
My point is that it's not the money itself that drags women, it's the power to get what money gets you.
Didn't think i'd have to explain that

>>36864449
I don't know why I just hate Dan.

I bet I have just as much fun playing video games and eating doritos as he does paying prostitutes to take photos with him.

I can't wait for the day Dan Bilzerian get arrested and becomes broke.

>>36864449
The sad thing is that he needs to pay those bitches daily so they can endure his chinless faggotry.

Real chad gets bitches even if he lives in a shanty town.

I think your pic is what most of you robots would be if your dads were loaded, with few exceptions that would go full NEET in japan surrounded by a thousand waifu figmas.

>>36864449
This guy had a heart attack or a stroke I think

Health is just as important as money, what good is two billion dollars if you're blind, in a wheelchair, have HIV and erectile dysfunction or if you're 95 years old and senile

>>36864816
He'd make a good character for GTA to parody

>>36864790
so by your own logic, money ISN'T the only thing that matters in life

>>36864963
I never said it was, and i never said OP was right either.
I just said your explanation as to why OP is wrong, is flawed

>>36864921
He openly smokes weed, but I have a hard time believing he isn't in to harder drugs too, namely coke.

I don't think he intends to live to old age, though.

>>36864449
Not very tall, is he?

>>36865090
He's admitted to coke, and has already had two heart attacks, despite only being 26.

>>36864449
The man's had 2 coke/Viagra induced cardiac arrests.
Not the sort of waters happy people swim in.

He probably feels just as empty inside as we do.

Question. Who's Dan?

>>36865266
>Dan Bilzerian, professional poker player, and trust fund beneficiary.

>>36865028
how is it flawed? your argument is that power is more important than money, see: >>36864790
People dont tend to just give up power which supports my argument even more.

>>36865288
And this guy is your role model or?

>>36865183
at least he has quite a few things to fill those feelings of emptiness

>>36865332
I'm saying that money holds power
And if you're just gonna push the question further back, isn't power just another means to what people actually want?

>Be wealthy
>Waste my wealthy on fake bimbos

How if he your hero again?

There have been plenty of studies showing that once you have enough money to take care of necessities for the rest of your life more money doesn't make you happier.

>>36864449
You are thinking of money incorrectly. Money ist the only thing important, money is lubricant for the machine of life.

It makes it much easier and likely to get what you want in a with a well lubricated machine than without one.

>>36864601
well hurr durr ur only jealous brah

>>36864465
think before you talk.

bet you thought you were pretty "clever" when that popped into your head

i really hope you get cancer

>>36864465
damn...............

origiano

>>36864465
congrats, this is the dumbest thing ive ever read on r9k

>>36864683
underage detected. once you get past puberty you'll stop being a horny dog

>>36865626

I'm assuming getting your dick sucked is counted as necessity.

>>36864465
This is amazing

Orgy

>>36864465

Fuck everyone telling you to shut up. They clearly have no capacity for critical thought.

What matters to you? Pussy, nice car, drugs?

What do you spend money on?

If money was the only thing that matters you wouldn't spend it. Why did I have to spell that out for so many people?

>>36867568
quit it with the pseudo-philosophical bullshit.

>>36864449
Guarantee you the vast majority of fags on this boards lives would be better if they had more money. Yet they compain they have nothing in life.

>>36864614
Well Id rather have all those girls in my bed then be alone drinking so fuck off with this shit.
Women get this with men.
So my goal is make so much money and fuck models.

>>36865090
Dude who is this guy?
He sounds like a party animal?
no homo.

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>>36865334
>Dan Bilzerian,
For me atleast.
Imagine having money and not giving a fuck about doing cocaine all day.
Id make pirate bay rich.

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>>36867979
Look at this fucker, robots we should start a scheme and make money.

>>36864465
That's fucking stupid. If food was the only thing that mattered you wouldn't eat it, would you? Dumbass.

>>36867979
There's more to life than cocaine man. Like there's heroin and ecstasy and shit. You need to find yourself a better role model, like someone that does more drugs.

>>36864614
Sensors admire rich hairy manlet man
Intuitives realize there's more to life

>>36868043
I would
originally oregano paizano

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>>36868046
>sure looks unhappy.
Anyway man I do a ton of drugs its just dry round these parts.
Might hit up the city some time and see whats been on the streets.
Nothing like a tiny bit a drywall in your speed.
Live fast dye, nyugen.

His Dad is the real alpha.
Literally lives in exile because if he ever set foot back in the US he'd go to prison for the rest of his life. A true Jewish scoundrel. How much fucking money must he have made. Dan blows cash like its going out of fashion but never runs out. It sometimes seems surreal whats actually possible in this life if your brain is wired a certain way.
Most of us will trade our precious time on this earth for an hourly wage just to survive, and some people are able to make so much god damn money that their offspeing become famous just for spending it.
There is heaps of other people like Dan and his father too. Most of them just dont draw attention to themselves on instagram

>>36868038

He's so rich but so pathetic. Has no real qualities and has to spend a shitton of daddy's crime money to compensate.

Is Dan one of us?

>>36864465
Shit's clever as fuck, fuck the plebs saying you're dumb

>>36864465

I liked this too anon. You're a witty man.

>>36868180
In June 2015, Bilzerian announced his bid to run for the President of the United States in the 2016 election.[41][42] He stopped his run for presidency in December 2015 and endorsed Donald Trump.[43]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Bilzerian
Seems like he fucked up and decided to do what he wanted.
Life gives you lemons, do cocaine.

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>>36867979
>pirate bay
What

>>36868433
Holy fuck I just went back to see that.
I meant agora.
Fucking why dont they sell more in the euro?

>>36868433
One day drugs will be downloadable

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>>36864449
Capitalist, die plz.

op's right as sad as that is everyone who disagrees fuck off

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>>36864465
Why was everyone so triggered by this?

>>36868875
>if you don't agree with me then back the fuck off!

how's high school?

>>36868048
>there's more to life
this

like being a rich not hairy tall man

I'd rather have looks

If I could choose to be a millionaire or to be the best damn looking guy on the planet, I'd go with being the best looking guy on the planet

>>36864465
Fuck, now I have to spend all of my money on chemotherapy.

>>36868478
does agora even still exist?

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>>36869524
nope. It dieded. Like this guy

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>>36869604
>filename
my fucking sides

>>36864921
he had a heart attack at 25 from all the drugs he was doing, i think he had more than one

>>36868902
>how's high school?
That's actually a good point. You think if you were in high school and started out poor any girl would of chose you and then stuck with you instead of sleeping around with older guys with more money and assets? Theoretically a couple would marry and build up their family except there is no guarantee of an economic living standard, it'd be way more stressful, both of you are inexperienced and still learning everything, boring being on a budget your lucky if you get a standard of living let alone having any excess to decide to party/travel/do fun stuff or use it to invest in your standard of living. It's a lot easier for them to just go for an older already established guy with more experience. Then when you add in they have terrible public relations with most guys and end up joining the wealthy white womens club aka feminism most women just plain hate men. I know I don't have any long standing personal relationships that are more important than cash, the superficial level of interaction with those people I've had I consider generally worse than just starting over and building a new relationship with a stranger.

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>>36864465
Absolutely retarded grade 8 garbage.

And fuck everyone defending this. Let them get ass cancer

>>36865146
I am 19 and had a heart attack due to crank...

>>36869761
>You think if you were in high school and started out poor any girl would of chose you and then stuck with you instead of sleeping around with older guys with more money and assets?
Oh look my first girl friend.
Fucking mass fags.

>>36869761
>That's actually a good point. You think if you were in high school and started out poor any girl would of chose you and then stuck with you instead of sleeping around with older guys with more money and assets? Theoretically a couple would marry and build up their family except there is no guarantee of an economic living standard, it'd be way more stressful, both of you are inexperienced and still learning everything, boring being on a budget your lucky if you get a standard of living let alone having any excess to decide to party/travel/do fun stuff or use it to invest in your standard of living. It's a lot easier for them to just go for an older already established guy with more experience. Then when you add in they have terrible public relations with most guys and end up joining the wealthy white womens club aka feminism most women just plain hate men. I know I don't have any long standing personal relationships that are more important than cash, the superficial level of interaction with those people I've had I consider generally worse than just starting over and building a new relationship with a stranger.

how's middle school?

Money isn't ALL that matters.
But it is what matters most.

>>36864465
literally the best bait I have seen in 2017, congratz lad