>Hey anon, remember that one time you pretended to be

Bump , my friends i ngrade 9 didthis they were so cringy and they still act like they were drunk lmao

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>>36855208
No, I got wasted and pretended to be sober. It went well.

I am doing this right now

>>36855800
I pretend to be sober whenever I'm drunk or high, I hate the way people talk down to you when they know your fucked up tbqh.

>>36855777
when i'm gerting drunk, i'm not sure whether or not i am because i used to do this, until it becomes abundantly clear

like right now

>>36855208
>pretended
Jokes on them, I am always at least buzzed

>>36855208
>tfw used to pretend i was stoned all the time
>always squint my eyes and laugh at everything
>would talk extra slow
>add "maaan" at the end of every sentence

i cringe just thinking about it

jjjjjjjjuuuuuuusssssssstttttttt ttttttttaaaaaalllllllkkkkkkk rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal slo
sssssssssooooooooooooooooonnnnnnn(the monsooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn) u'll be having an associational high

Why would someone do this

Let alone a robot

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>>36855860
i know thta fucking feel my friend. come 'ere
>>36855872
i am well aquainteed with this feel also. share spepcific story please?

>>36855208
>going out in public sober
no...

>>36855897
pua(piwi) said alp(f)a males talk slo

>>36855872
Uhhh.... When? And why? Seems hella pointless

>>36855966
Jamey Blaze Spotted

>>36855208
>hey anon remember that time you pretended to be sober so no one would find out your an alcoholic?
Trade me feels OP

>>36855208
yes. I was like 12, it was at a family get together. we were visiting people in another state, I was just walking funny I guess and being myself, goofy. one qt asked if I was drunk. n-no. another time the people I was at work with told me about a party, figured I'd go because I never get invited, barely find the party. show up with a handle of booze, I am just walking around with it taking chugs, people tell me I should put it in a soda bottle. so I put coke and booze in a mtn dew bottle and carry that around with the handle. I'm a little drunk I start offering people some liquor so I don't just stand alone. go to my car, because I told people I had coke, they are with me. show them the soda, they all sigh. they say ohhh we thought you had coke not the soda. oh go and go pee on a tree, come back thought it'd be funny to walk sideways. I walk sideways down a hill so I like zig zagged down the hill. and did the thing were I point at my eyes with two fingers then one at them like I see you. than someone says my last name and laughs(it was the kid that always high). go back inside and drink myself until I can barely walk and laugh uncontrably, ended up having someone drive my car to there house, I ended up laying in their bed and they kicked me out and I had to go sleep in a bed with a passed out girl.

hey anon, remember that time u went skanking in the banister?
remember that time u went to school pretending u were the creature from the black lagoon *moves body like snake* remember when u dropped ur rake? Remember when u wuz high and I took you home and made u down lay

>>36855995
>Google that name
>he's a chiptune artist by the handle "hiimwaterdragon"

Uh, what?

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>tfw when your class mates thought you were always high but you just were sleep deprived and day dream about funny things.

>>36856053
Jamey, stop spamming the board with your self

>>36856055
I know what you mean I always look tired and act like a pothead but I'm just a tired dumb goofy person

>>36856055
i know this feel
>"you look really stoned all the time anon"
>"i bet anon smokes hella weed all the time XD"
>tfw really just sleep deprived myself all the time because of early porn addiction

LLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDD TO RRREEESSSTTT

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>>36856055
>tfw everyone thinks you're drunk because your motor skills and speech is fucked from autism
If I drove, I'd be scared of getting pulled over, because there's nlo way I could walk a straight line or stand on one leg to prove imnot drunk

>>36856178
>tfw I did drive I would drive like a madman but i'd panic when I saw a cop
I got pulled over a few times, I was shaking so bad,stuttering,face was red hot. It was hell

don't even test me