It's my birthday

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Happy birthday, Anon! Enjoy the Nando's

>>36851734
YE MANG, I SHALL KEEPETH YA COMPANY MY GUY.
WHATS UR SOCIAL SECURITY #

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>>36851774
w-wrong pic

Happy birthday. My brother's was on the 6th.

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>>36851734
Happy birthday anon, I hope this picture of a bird makes you happy

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I take it you're in the UK?

My birthday is May 8th. My gf has been ignoring me all weekend. But Happy Birthday anonymous.

>>36851774
Thanks anon. It tastes old. I'm crying as I'm eating. Maybe that'll add flavor haha...

How was your day?

>>36851856
I'm sorry to hear that. I am okay, I don't have friends either, but that is okay

>>36851808
>>36851813
Thanks guys

>>36851818
US

>>36851848
Happy early bday bro.

>>36851920
Oh they have Nandos in the US now?!

>>36851936
Ya man. Pretty uncommon though.

>>36851905
I'll be your friend, anon

>>36851936
We have a few in DC now

>>36852017
>>36852005
Thanks, that's neat.

>>36851856
>How was your day?
Different anon but I just have to vent. Whole week was shit, didn't get a day off so all I did all week was sleep and work. What's the point in making money that you don't get to spend?

>>36852099
Vent all you want, I'm here.

Sometimes you gotta buckle down and suck it up. I hope this week goes better for you.

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>>36851734
Have a happy birthday, anon. Wish I could hug you, no matter how degenerate you might certainly be, you're part of my virtual family. Emjoy yourself.

>>36852192
Thank you anon :,)

That made me laugh.

I'm not a degenerate, and that's the problem. I'm so detached from everyone. I'm the wierdo for being such a straight-edge goodie two-shoes faggot. I can't help who I am :(

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Hello anon, have a happy birthday wish from me too. I spend my birthdays alone too. Not a single irl person has wished me happy birthday since the age of 18. Tell us your story.

If I get dubs your wish will come true

>>36851734
Happy birthday man. Everyone's lonely, so don't feel too bad about it. After years of social isolation I'm finally surrounded by friends, and all I had to do was make myself physically attractive enough to be confident.

Just get as good-looking as you possibly can, given the cards you're dealt. This is the key to having people want to be your friend/lover. Hilarious but true.

>>36852005
Awesome, sorry I was just making soup

>>36852396
Thank you. Such a fucked up thing, isn't it? I'm average-looking. Soft-spoken. Confident but apathetic. No real friends.

It doesn't matter what's on the outside, inside there's a gaping hollowness.

>>36852393
Wow... I'm so sorry. My story's pretty empty. Like me. What's your tale?

And to anyone that thinks having a gf can save you: you're wrong.

>>36852484
>soft-spoken

People see that as weakness. I used to always defer to everyone else and was extremely passive, because I was fat and ugly and hated myself. People admire strength and ability, and will flock to you if they see you as someone that can enhance their own social standing. Other men now see me as a good friend to have because I help them get laid because I'm good with girls because I'm confident enough to be charismatic because I'm attractive physically.

Confidence cannot be faked it has to be genuine and for me, it was becoming comfortable in my own skin. Shallow I know, but I can't help feeling that way as of yet.

Don't worry anon, we're never alone. You're always connected to everyone/everything else, the EM grid this reality is built upon is pervasive. Try putting out good thoughts, see what comes back.

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>>36852484
My tale? Probably as pathetic as yours. I'm 24 and fell for the college meme. I'm living off my parent's money and I haven't even held hands with a girl. I'm also riddled with acne and scars on my neck and behind the ears. No friends and no job either.

Can anyone post a picture with the guy alone looking at their birthday cake please.

happy birthday mate, hope you enjoy yourself. i know how it feels to have lonely birthdays too

Happy birthday OP
Enjoy the Nando's, I like it a lot

Well, that's it. I'm done eating. Thank god I have to face this shit only once a year.

God dammit r9k, I can't thank you enough for being there for me. I love you all. You anons I'll never meet, we interact through text on glass screens, I feel so close to you all.

I can't handle these feels right now, I'm sorry. I'm crying like a bitch.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes. Goodnight, and goodluck. We're gonna make it... I hope.

>>36853068
Have a good cry if you can, it's very therapeutic. We know, we all feel the same. Lonely together.

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>>36852778
Not the one you're looking for probs.

>>36853523
This picture hits too close to home because I have nobody with whom to celebrate my birthday and own that same tie.

>>36853068
Have a good night anon
-your new friend

happy birthday anon! I hope things start looking up for you. Nandos is delicious, nice dinner choice.