Anyone else hate "normie speak" here?

>>36851588
Why are you talking to normies?

>>36851700
just shit I see online all the time...even articles in the New York Times or other news sources

> "Donald Trump Does XYZ Because Reasons!"

> "Apparently Adulting Is a Thing Now!

>be emulating normie in my head
>think in terms of "things"
>focus on the "knowledge of things"
>you have to see your mind as a pool
>it's full of useful references (or not)
>you add one item to the pool
>database_update.wav
>everyone is doing this

I'm scared, hold me

>>36851766
Why are you reading fake news?

>>36851588
>>36851700
>>36851766

all these unchecked dubs

>>36851588
Yeah, I really hate the following

>normies get out
>reeeeee

Bias is an actual word you moron. Which you use depends on the wording of the sentence.

>>36851588
>Are you joking me?

>>36852239
> I may be bias but...


that's what I'm talking about you double nigger. I know bias is a word, but when people use it in ways other than as a noun or direct object in a sentence because they're fucking retarded.

>>36851766
>Adulting
pisses me off every time

>>36851766
>>36852838
>"I don't know how to adult xDD"
This pisses me off the most out of everything

>a thing
I fucking this. It sounds so childish.

I hate normalized memespeak now

>saying 'when' and not tfw
>OMG IM DEAD laughing emojis
>Rt
>ear rape

>meme

oiorgual

starwars XDDDD

that sounds more like leddit speak, which is basically normie speak but a different kind

>>36851588
>vica versa
>I'm so nerdy bc I like Marvel movies
>I have intellectual depth bc I went to uni for a meme degree
>random=funny

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>For the longest time

>>36851588
>lol I'm such a geek xDD I love Star Wars
>I'm such a meme lol. I'm a meme queen
>I did a thing
>because... reasons
>adulting is hard lol
>I love food so much
>w-what do you mean you dont like marvel movies
>team cap or team iron man?

I really wanna curb stomp the cunt who runs the garlic bread memes Facebook page

>>36851766
>>36852838
>adulting

Is this something people have always said or am I just noticing it because I and the people on my social media are young adults now? Either way, it's annoying white girl slang that needs to be phased out of the public consciousness.

>>36853360
>random=funny
And it's not even random, just the same dumb tropes thrown together like "pirates! ninjas! dinosaurs xD"

Omg you are so Sheldon xDDD (big bang theory)

>>36853545
Definitely a new term. It used to be called regular old "maturity"...now

> LOOK AT ME I'M ADULTING XD

>>36853592
>unicorns xDD

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Mfw I use
>adulting
>this is a thing now
>because reason

Cyborg F L E X

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I've decided I don't want to die alone. How do I enter normie society when I hold their post-bazinga culture in such contempt?

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>>36853688
cyborgs don't even use that speak. Get the fuck off my board Norman 'Normo' Normie

>>36853730
find someone like-minded?
good luck anon

>>36853688

Man if only there was a way to shoop that so Spock is giving the Spock salute wrong.

>>36851588
I hate people who say "desu idk" like learn fucking english morons.

if any of you want to get really fucking mad you should try browsing the front page of imgur
literally worse than reddit

>>36853688
You're not a cyborg. Fuck off

>>36853768
>Spock
Can't you read? That's Dumbledore, you tard

>>36853730
You show them how shit it all is.

My college class is full of the biggest fucking normie gathering on the planet it's unreal.

I make jokes attacking all their normie interests on a regular basis and if you're smart with your delivery. They don't even realise that I'm making fun of them. The cunts are dying laughing