How often do you fantasize about having a cute girlfriend

>>36851218
Never, because I'm not a failed normie. I made a conscious decision to be alone and play video games and shitpost every day and I enjoy it.

>>36851218
>cute girlfriend who loves you?
Way past that, its more of wishing for a submissive sextoy by now.

>>36851218
Never. Because I don't feel emotions like "love", nor do I want to feel them.

The fantasy never ends

>>36851218
Pretty much every night when I cry myself to sleep.

i just want a cute girlfriend who lets me slide my penis in her. love is not a requirement

>>36851218
Every minute of my life. It's all I think and dream about.

Dreamed about it last night.

I was so sad to wake up.

I'm going to start going to church soon, and maybe God willing I will find a wife there. But I'm not very optimistic because I'm a schizo neet who hasn't worked a day in his life. I dream of meeting someone else who has schizophrenia, and we can put our disability checks together and start a family. A NEET family.

>>36851459
This wont work. All the women at church who are single are 70+ or 18 and under.

>>36851218
uh sawce?

>>36851218
>that filename
>ptp
A-am I going to jail?

>>36851497
I've heard the traditionalist catholic parishes have a young population. Do you really think they're all married? I'm 27. Looking for a girl around my age, maybe a bit younger.

>>36851313
>Never. Because I don't feel emotions like "love", nor do I want to feel them.

*tips fedora*
Very edgy kid. You should write a poem about it.

>>36851670
what's wrong with network protocols?
Also no. I found it on 4chan.

>>36851769
>doesn't know for sure if it's ptp or not
>thinks finding it on 4chan doesn't make it ptp
Oh god. I'm glad that shit isn't saved on my hard drive. If I were you OP, I would buy a new hard drive. Transfer everything except that photo to the new one and microwave the old one.

All the time.

Specifically, her. You all know who.

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49KB, 1024x673px

>>36851309
>wishing for a submissive sextoy by now.

>>36851888
do you worry about every amateur pic being cp?
I mean technically a 17-year-old could post her nudes on reddit and nobody would know, but I doubt the police would arrest all the thousands of people who clicked on it.

>>36851218
fantasies of sex and love are pretty much my only lullaby

>>36851218
Every day man. Every single original day.

>>36851218
I do it every single morning and night. Every single damn one

havent't done that in years. It's just too unrealistic

I don't.
There is not a single person on this planet that would love me for who I am. Even I can't love myself in any way.
I do fantasize about dying almost daily though.

>>36851218
just about every day.
actually asked her out for the second time now, she said that she can't for reasons that I hope to find out soon.

>>36851218
Literally every day, duh.

>>36851218
Had a dream about it last night. Except she wasn't even my girlfriend, we were just talking and I loved every second of it.

Never, I'm too much of a pathetic beta virgin tiny dicked loser. I only fantasize about Chad fucking beautiful women now.

>>36851459
Good for you, I'm a huge beta in my dreams too and just basically cling onto women who reject me most of the time.

>>36851670
>>36851888
ptp probably probably doesn't stand for "preteen porn" or whatever you're thinking of in this case, that girl looks 18+ for me. There are no google results though for the image. Spooky.

>>36853497
>It's just too unrealistic
fantasies, how do they work?

>>36851218
I want a big gf around my height who loves me and I probably spend a few minutes a week fantasizing.

In pretty much all of my daydreams she's usually mentally scarred, had a bad childhood or is disliked by everybody. I help her discover that she's not so bad and she grows dependent on me. We're always soldiers and we fight together, and I die so that she can live. Something always happens and I get brought back and she's so glad to see me and she confesses her love for me and we live happily after.

I can't hope for anything better in my miserable life, being able to die for someone else who I love.

>>36853861
I'd rather live for someone I love.

>>36851218
All the time. But i can't have a gf.