Guys what is this on my ass it's really uncomfortable

there's someone out there that has a fetish for that and wants to cum on it

Guessing an external hemorrhoid. I'm not a doctor though. Go see one, no need to be embarrassed they deal with prolapses and fissures all the time.

>>36848755
It's hemorrhoids (stage 1 or so).

>>36848790
I don't want cum on my ass

hemorrhoid, the average r9k diet is hot pockets and soda thus you get constipated and literally blow your ass out.

Just a blood blister

put a bandage on it so it doesnt pop and let it sit there.

had the same exact thing, an external hemmorrhoid - if it hasnt started to hurt beyond comprehension youre in for a ride

protip: drain it with a razor

I'd say hemorroids, try to eat healthy stuff for a week, put ice cubes in your pants if there's a pain you want to "calm". Or go to a fucking doctor.

>>36848837
doesn't it hurt when it gets infected?
draining with razor cause infection

>>36848876
just keep it clean and youll be alright, otherwise see a doctor hes gonna prescribe you stuff to lube your ass with; one for anesthesia and one to make the shit go away

it takes anywhere between 2 to 3 weeks

>>36848836
This, hemorrhoids are inside the ass and prolapse out if you press too much (not enough fiber). Blood blisters go away by itself after a while.

>>36848755

Pimple. Just pop it dude. It's gonna be a bloody one.

>>36848755
hahahahaha nice buttbeard bro

OP cut or uncut? I wanna see more

>>36848755
jesus what the fuck, my man? no one ass needs to be that hairy, go get a weed whacker and knock thay shit down.

serious note though: thats most likely an infected pimple, how often do you shower?

>>36848755
that looks like in infected ingrown hair to me.
have you tried stabbing it with a knife or pencil?

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POP IT, FAGGOT!!!

Get nail scicors and snip it open. You don't want that stuff to go back into your body.

hemorrhoid. take fiber capsules daily. i take 5 of 'em in the morning and any butt problems i had were pretty much solved because i'm relatively regular now. don't pop it or whatever. it'll go away on its own, you just gotta be gentle on your bhole my dude

You've been visited by Hemner the Hemmy! Give him a gold ol' rub for good luck!

99% chance it's a harmless hemorrhoid that will go away after a week of rest

1% chance it's a cancerous anal polyp

>>36848755
I cant believe there are some people on this earth who would feel uneasy anymore.

I am eating right now and that pic does literally nothing, i can zoom in and watch it while putting food in my mouth.

I guess the years spent on 4chan were good preparation for the upcoming ungodly gore and disgusting bullshit we will witness during and especially after global collapse/WW3

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Pop it and post results.

>>36848755
That's a hemorrhoid OP.

You're in for a very VERY painful experience.

>>36848755
i shave so doodoo doesn't get in my butthole hair

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>>36848755
thrombosed external hemorrhoid, i had way bigger one not long ago. it comes out of nowhere (furious masturbating+gym+sitting a lot) did it for me. You can go to a doctor in 72hrs if you want... or wait 2-4 weeks until its completely dissolves... oh i couldn't sit for weeks... and even laying down hurts it was full of blood.. after a few days it popped and i menstruated for a few days,but it gets better less pressure. Happened 2 times in my life so far, next time i go to cut it out.