>sup bro How the fuck do you even respond to this? Is it

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howdy, hey, or hi. out of nicety

"Hey wassup"

>>36848652
My go to gretting is always "Hey". Its simple, casual, and works.

>>36848652
Glare at them menacingly and say nothing back. Always worked for me.

Say Wassup...


Bruh.

>>36848652
Just say whatever you'd normally say. Hey works.

>>36848652
>Hey, what's up?
>I'm chilling bro, what's up with you?
>Sup bro
>Hey, what's going on?
>Nothing much, what's up?

>hey
>'sup
>yo
There, you are now 0.00001% less autistic

Look them in the eyes and scream "my DICK"

>>36848652

oh jeeze. it depends on the context but 99% of the time you can just reply with something like, "yo not much you?", "hey just doing x, whats up?" especially online

>>36848652
OP why do you think you're above standard greetings. Back in the 1800's you'd be complaining about the new form of greeting, "Good day to you sir!"

>>36848652
op, are you american? as a non-american i learned that best answer is "not much" apparently, although I fail to see the logic

You say "nothing much duuuuude" as mockingly as you can

>>36848652
It's the same with "What's up?" or"What's happening?"
What do you mean "what's happening?" I'm talking to you is what's happening you dumb normie

>>36848652
OP IS A GENTILE