Beta orbiting general

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>>36848587
post more pictures of ass-eating

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>a femanon will never make me her butteating slave

>>36848587
Yeah, but pic is actual oral sex, and oral sex is not a beta move.

>>36848704
Just because you enjoy it, too, doesn't mean it's not a beta move. Oral to a female puts you in the sexually submissive position, so yes it is a beta move. Particularly analingus, which 99% of females are averse to doing to males (except BBCs for some reason), but DEMAND that males do it to them in order to prove their affection.
If it's in private it can get a pass if you really like her or if she reciprocates. But in this case, she's showing the world that you serve her. Imagine how outraged she'd be if you showed your friends a picture of her with your cock in her mouth.
TL;DR: it's a beta move regardless of what you gain from it.

*BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*

O R I G I N A L L Y F U C K O F F R O B O T N I G G ER F U C K

>>36849347
ypuve never had a gf kid so your post and your opinions are worthless

>>36849347
If you like eating ass more than you like being humiliated then you won.

>>36849511
It's true, I've never had a long term gf. But I've had girls invite me over for "sex" that turns into me eating their pussies or buttholes and then they "get too tired" to do anything else.

>>36849610
It matters when your boss, coworkers, and friends start treating you differently after they see the pictures. I don't care about the humiliation per se. I care about the long-term shit treatment I receive afterward.

>>36849347
>Just because you enjoy it, too, doesn't mean it's not a beta move.

Yeah, oral sex is definitely alpha.

> Me: Pull down your pants so I can see your cute little pussy and butthole.
> Her: (Pulls down her pants for me.)
> Me: I bet you like to have your pussy and butthole licked don't you?
> Her: Yeah. (Presents her naked hindquarters for my inspection.)
> Me: You're a good girl, aren't you?
> Me: Just for that, I'm going to give you a little reward.
> Me: (Tongues her butt hole and thumbs her clit.)

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>be robot
>have femdom fetish

could you lose even more?

>>36849766
>having a boss, coworkers and friends
wew

>>36849783
>Her: oh yes, thumb my clit harder, push it all the way in
>Me:mrmmph mmf mm(tongue still in butthole)
>Her: UHHHHH!!!!(cums)
>Me: Now it is my turn little pet
>Me: Open wide, you already pulled down pants for me
>Her: (suck suck)

>>36848679
I fucking worked with her. She is so hot.

>>36848587
is that a little kid? thats fucked

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>>36848587
>>36848679
Didnt you post this exact thread a fews days ago?
I was arguing with you saying i eat my gfs ass all the time.
Nigger please jsut let it go.

tfw no asshole to lick


i want to kill myself

>>36849347
wrong and stupid
>>36849783
>>36850053
this nigga gets it

>>36849783
>servicing a woman
>alpha

oookay lol

>>36849828
Have you ever had any experience in domming a guy?

>>36848587

He looks like a teenage boy.

Holy fuck, what are they putting in the water these days?

>>36850276
>Have you ever had any experience in domming a guy?
lmao retard

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>>36850174
There is nothing alpha about acting out gay fantasies with a girl. There is nothing wrong with it if that's what you like, but don't try to rationalize it.

Where is the rest of that guys body, like from the nipples down

>>36850385
even cripples can get laid unlike us

fuck my shit up senpai

>>36850362
Nigger explain how it isnt alpha? You have the mind of a child. Nearly anything can be alpha as long as youre confident adn own it. There are exceptions but the fact is i like to do it so how is it not alpha?

>>36850294
>What are they putting in the water these days?
Estrogen

>>36850419
>confidently locks his clitty up and watches gf fuck other men
>alfa as fuk

Maybe we just have different ideas of what's alpha. I can't imagine an alpha male eating the poopoo like ice cream or prepping the bull.

>>36850730
learn to read i said
>Nearly anything can be alpha
of course there are limits. I dont even get why you people make these threads. It has abosultely no impact on your life because you arent getting laid regardless so whats the point seriously?

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>>36850813
I know you struggle with basic english definitions but if you're eating ass that's kind of like getting laid, so it's relevant. If it has no point why are your feelings so hurt when someone tells you the truth about analingus? I'm sure she likes it when you pleasure her pooper orally so she can laugh about it with all her friends and Chad later, so be happy you can do something like that for her. That's all that matters to betas isn't it?

>>36850949
Nigger the amount of projecting and assuming here is insane. As I said last thread i lick it then i fuck it. Id say my feelings are les hurt than yours. Youre the virgin floundering on the internet and im the guy getting laid on a regular basis.

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>not liking femdom
>taking the alpha/beta shit seriously when you're already a loser for visiting 4chan in the first place

Femdom is the aesthetically superior choice for enlightened men.

Stop tring to force this meme. Ass eating is alpha. Look at that girl enjoying her ass being eaten by a man: he controls her pleasure.

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>>36851054
It's not like I can get a gf anyway. Might as well dream of a gentel femdom one...

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>eat pussy
>perfectly normal, even the Chaddiest Chads do this
>do the exact same thing to a hole like an inch away
>this makes you a beta cuck

Those are the type of picture that will haunt you.

>>36851344
Eating pussy is a bitch move too, both are eually beta.

>>36850416
Kek

Oroginoli

>>36850949
you gotta really either have no friends/family at all or just not give a single fuck about life to have a tattoo and do porn

>>36851424
It's only "beta" if people think it is. And the only ones who think it is are guys like you

>>36850294
Russians and Slavs look like that until they hit like 25

>>36851466
correct
>>36851424
>Eating pussy is a bitch move too
This si why youre a virgin

>>36851466
That's what I"m saying. Eating pussy is beta because that's what everyone except betas believe.

>>36851727
Last time I checked virgin means a person who hasn't had sex. Not someone who thinks doing beta shit is beta. If this is the new definition then you are a dirty fucking slut.

>>36851807
>Last time I checked virgin means a person who hasn't had sex.
Ya thats you.

>>36851852
No, I'm a person who thinks doing beta shit is beta. Make up your damn mind already.

>>36852148
>Make up your damn mind already.
???
I dont know what you mean ive been saying youre a virgin since the last thread. You havent had sex with a woman. What dont you get?

>>36848587
Say hello to

Herpes
Yeast
Pink eye
ecoli
HIV
gonorrhea
syphilis
staph

>>36852243
You could say that exact same thing about sex in general mate.

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>recreational butthole licking

>>36852232
I wasn't even in the last thread, faggot.

Anonymous is the default name here. There is more than one person posting with that name. I have had sex with a woman, and I didn't debase myself by slurping up her last lays cum like you're so fond of doing.

>>36852243
Don't forget cancer. Being a weak little pussy eating bitch is almost as bad as smoking or being fat now.

>>36848587
holy shit tyler you're such a faggot

>>36852446
>like you're so fond of doing
I do it with MY girl. Not random bar sluts. As I said in the last thread. I shower with my girl and wash her asshole then i lick it and her pussy then fuck her ass. You wanna call that beta be my guest cause i couldnt care less.
>Being a weak little pussy eating bitch is almost as bad as smoking or being fat now
Nigger only an insecure loser would talk like this. Seriously consider this is why you arent currently getting laid.

>>36849347
this you damn beta retards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVCIUuPns28

>>36848587>>36848679
*BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*

you

>>36850419
>roleplaying gay sexual intercourse with a female instead of actually having sex with a female
>not gay
>alpha

>>36852687
based of this same theory a blowjob is gay cause it could also be from a man since a mouth is also not exclusive to women just like a butthole

>>36848587
https://www.facebook com/tyler.wagner.773
This is him

>>36852731
yes, if your giving a dude a blowjob it's gay.

if your getting head, your receiving head, your not giving a blowjob.

if you eat a girls ass, you're the one eating the girls ass. so your logic is moot.

>roleplaying gay sexual intercourse with a female instead of actually having sex with a female
>not gay
>alpha

>>36852772
Ok so then why is eating a girls pussy beta?
At this point i dont even know why im posting you guys have no actual experience with women so im arguing with grownup children.

>>36852858
I never said eating a girls pussy is beta, if you think i'm the original person who struck the argument you're wrong. I just stepped in because I think you're a faggot.

Eating pussy is being courteous, eating ass is roleplaying gay sexual intercourse with a female instead of actually having sex. End of story.

If you're gay then man up and admit it, there's nothing alpha about eating ass niggerfaggot

>>36852858
>Eating pussy is being courteous

jesus christ i'm /fit/ and this shit is just pathetic

>>36852894
first off how am i suppsoed to tell you arent that other loser instead youre a different loser?
Again i fuck her ass after i eat it. Now going off your earlier arguement getting head isnt gay so if im fucking her ass that isnt gay either right?

>>36852894
Just in case you dont get it were talking about eating female ass.

>>36852920
T. Discourteous person

>>36852939
>first i eat her ass
>then i fuck her ass
but i'm not gay though i swear, i just.. uh.. you know really like to roleplay gay sexual intercourse with women, instead of having sex with


>not a faggot

you proved yourself gay when you said eating ass was alpha, then you doubled down. dude, i get it, you're bisexual, you like fucking girls but you'd rather roleplay your fucking a guy. nothings wrong with being gay, just man up to it niggerfaggot.

you're not a man till you eat your gf's ass and suck her dick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzX_OKRlqzI

>>36853003
Why are you bringing up man butts eww

>>36853003
Again explain to me how its not gay to fuck a girls mouth which a man also has but it is gay to fuck her ass which a man also has. pleas seriously explain it.

>>36853064
a mouth isn't a sexual organ, an ass is.

>>36851197

I want Mitsuru to run me over with her ass and tits and then her motorcycle

>>36853088
holy fuck you guys are getting baited so hard by this guy LMFAO

back in my day no one would fall for bait like this but you morons are retarded

>>36853088
How is an ass a sexual organ? Explain it

>>36853160
You tell me, gayboy, what do you like sticking your dick in?

>>36853293
My girls mouth, pussy and ass. I also like handjobs from her hands. Hands gay as well?

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>>36849347
>t. self-proclaimed alpha male

>roleplaying gay sexual intercourse with a female instead of actually having sex with a female
>not gay
>alpha
lmfao, im done.

>>36853370
agreed
anyone who thinks pretending your fucking a dude isn't gay they are baiting or autistic and kissless virgin or maybe they are gay but haven't accepted it yet (repressed emotions)

>>36853393
>>36853370

yo you guys should stop responding to the bait, there's no way that faggot thinks he's not gay if he's eating ass.

>>36853370
>>36853393
>>36853456
a rare tripple same fag.
Im gay cause i eat my girls ass and im also a beta. I admit it. I wish i was as alpha as you that way i could sit alone at home and jerkoff instead. True alphas do that.

>>36853456
i honestly doubt it's bait, lots of closet homosexuals like to eat female ass because it gives them an excuse their not gay.

>>36853534
just got here, is this guy trolling or does he unironically eat ass and not claim to be a sissy? whats next, he gonna say deepthroating cock isn't gay? "feminine dick" lmfao..

>>36853544
>>36853568
I already admitted im gay. When i fuck my girls ass i imagine its a guys. Its cause im a beta. If i was alpha id be alone like you are.

>>36853534
t. jimmy "i swear im not gay please believe me" ass eater

people who constantly feel the need to defend why they aren't gay are usually gay asf irl lmfaoaooaoao

>>36853612
For the 3rd time now. Im gay. Im gay as fuck. When I fuck my gfs ass i wish it was yours my dude. You win. You are the true alpha sitting alone at home.

>>36853595
betas resort to sarcasm when they can't argue anymore and run out of talking points

also ad-hominems

>same guy who claimed to be alpha

>>36853675
Nigger your mind is made up cause your sense of reality is warped cause youve been in this hell hole for to long. IM gonna stay gay and stay beta and keep getting laid on a dailt basis with my girl. You stay alpha and alone. Have a good night alpha male.

>>36848587
Lot of children arguing.
What adults so behind close doors is what the do when consenting.
Dont ask dont tell.

>>36851424
This. Even the Romans understood this but beta orbiters today can't understand.

>>36850362
>>36852687
>finds the ass of a female very hot, like a large percentage of the heterosexual male population do
>goes even further than them and enjoys even licking it
>somehow this is gay, because some homos like licking another man's anus
okay.

>>36853957
correct
>>36853857
>Even the Romans understood this but beta orbiters today can't understand
This affects me how?

I fucking love eating ass I don't give a fuck it's great, I also like sucking girls toes

No girl has ever asked me to do this I either told them 'Ima eat that ass' or just went for it

>be me aged 17
>Orbited a girl for years
>never fucked cause i thought i was gay
>One day we're on MDMA and we're kissing
>say to her lets fuck
>'I'm on my period'
> Told her i don't care and we fucked even though i had a floppy dick
>Every time we hang out we fuck more or less
>remember how years ago she told me she gave her boyfriend a footjob
>half way through sex her ankles are on my shoulders
>Something lights up in my head and i just put her toes in my mouth
>great decision
>we're going at it like never before
>bust the fattest nut on her face tits and stomach
>fall down dizzy
>she tells me she came
>theres a massive wet patch in the bed so either i fucked her till she pissed herself or I did my job
>starts saying i'm one of the best she had
>rubs my chest, kisses my cheek, and gently rubber her foot on my dick
>says I love you
>fell asleep like that

I want to go back

Every single time I eat my gfs pussy she reaches orgasm. I've done it so much I've become exceedingly proficient at it and can do it in under 10 minutes. When I eat her ass she moans hard and begs for more dick.
Feeling her squirm and pant is the hottest thing ever.

>>36854319
>eating ass
so you're gay?

>>36854142
>>36854319
nice
>>36854340
this loser is trying so desperately to push this its not even funny anymore

>>36854340
Nope. I could make your bitch moan and groan like a zombie. Or your mom if you're a loser lmao

>>36854383
>eating ass
>not gay

lmfao brb, gotta laugh irl

alright back. your a faggot lmfao.

Imagine all the fresh BRAAAAP's you get blasted RIGHT into your mouth!

>>36854468
beta nerds with low self esteem will unironically say this isn't gay

south of the border where the tuna fish play

>>36854612
also faggots, lots of faggots eat ass.

I never got eating ass. Will a guy only eat a girl's ass after she's showered and all that?

I cannot imagine that some guy would find a girl at a party and eat her ass there or after a long day without showering. There's no way

>>36854743
nah, faggots eat ass because they like roleplaying their having sex with a dude, they have no care in the world if it's clean or not.

>>36854794
You love talking about gays, when are you going to leave the closet?

>>36854914
>calls me gay
>literally eats ass

stop.

>>36854947
I'm not him, but why are you so afraid of people finding out your gay?

>>36854976
>eats ass
>calls other people gay

lmfao

>>36849783
This.

The act itself is not submissive, it's how you approach it.

If you want to eat her because you fucking want to out and there's nothing she can do to stop it, you're the dominating one.

t. Dom in a kinky relationship.

>>36850079
i see claims like this all the fucking time on /r9k/. shut the fuck up you dumb liar

you have no idea who the fuck she is

>>36851388
>>36851388

THIS . too many feelss

>>36855085
I never said I eat ass m8, you can keep projecting but everyone knows you like the dick

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Wtf haha BTFO

>>36848679
I want this soooo bad hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Why can't I get a girlfriend

>>36849783
this is so cringy lmao i bet uve never even touched a woman beta xDD

>>36855984
Cooties my nigga...cooties.
lol

>>36850174
>Having a gf
WTF?

So, what I've learned from today is that pleasuring a female in any way, shape, or form outside of fucking her is homosexual and beta.

The more you know.

>>36855984
You have to be 18+ to use 4chan

Fuck off you filthy little bigger.

>>36856280
>still lurking because ego got ripped when exposed for being a faggot